Rebirth as an official

At more than four o'clock in the morning of October 1, 1998, the sun just showed a little smile. The whole city of Beijing was shrouded in fog and white. The shuttling vehicles on the streets were roaring by with their spotlights on. The early pedestrians on the roadside were in a hurry. They didn't stop at all. There was silence everywhere.

But in a boy's dormitory in Peking University, with an alarm ringing suddenly, six young men with different sleeping images on six bunks opened their dim eyes one after another. Living in the lower berth, a fat man with a weight of more than 200 Jin wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, looked up at the alarm clock at the head of the bed, and suddenly yelled: "Er Zi! It's only four o'clock. You can't stop your broken alarm clock! Oh, my God, it's not living! "

On the bed opposite him, a man put his head out of the warm quilt. From his dark upper body, it is easy to see that he is extremely strong“ Dead fat man, you cried the most yesterday. You have to get up early to watch the national flag. Now you blame me again. Are you tight skinned? " The second son's original name was Wang Tao. Because he was the second child in the dormitory, he accidentally called out the name "second child" in the old man's bedroom, which immediately caused a lot of laughter. It's really easy for people to think of some unhealthy things. At last, Wang Tao strongly asked him to change his name to ER Zi. However, the price is that no one called him Er Ge when he was younger than Wang Tao.

After hearing this, the fat man finally remembered that today is the 49th anniversary of the founding of the people's Republic of China. He has been studying in Beijing for more than two years since he came from Shenyang. However, because he was sleepy, he did not even take part in the flag raising once. This is why the two boys, who are used to getting up early, should wake up and watch the flag raising this morning. The fat man, who knew he was wrong, could not resist the temptation of Duke Zhou's daughter. He stretched out his hand to pull up the quilt, covered it tightly from head to bottom, and muttered in a low voice: "it's only four o'clock. It's still early to raise the flag. I'll sleep a little longer!"

Who knows, he didn't wait for him to fall asleep again, but he felt that the upper bunk was shaking, as if the ground was shaking. He was so anxious that the fat man had to stretch out his head again and cried, "dead glass, you can't let me sleep any longer! If you shake again, I'll fight with you! "

"Hey, hey! Fat man, tell me, are you coming up or am I going down? We don't fight for 300 rounds. You think brother's name is deceitful

"Depressed! How can I live with you perverts? I Miss Li Binying's name for the rest of my life, but I was ruined by you. My God, open your eyes and a thunderbolt will break the dead glass into dregs

Before the fat man's voice fell, a thin figure jumped down from the fat man's upper bunk like a monkey. He stretched out his hand to open the fat man's quilt, and the whole person went in.

"Ah! No From the bed came the sad cry of the fat man. At the same time, another person's ambiguous voice came out: "fat man, you should follow your brother! Brother, I promise to make you comfortable! "

"Yu Liang! You big lamp gun, dead glass, get out, or I'll be rude! " Just now, this man's original name is Yu Liang, but this light is a lamp, and the lamp is made of glass! In addition, in an accident last summer, Yu Liang and Tian Gang, the two sons who had just taken a shower in the bathroom, slipped on their feet and suddenly fell on them. They were also clearly seen by the fat man at the door, so Yu Liang had the nickname of glass. And Yu Liang does not take the nickname of glass for granted. Instead, he often uses it to threaten people. Because of his thin body, there is a kind of girl like, let him have the opportunity to play. Once someone dares to call him glass, he immediately uses his avatar * * to stick it on you like a piece of gum, and his mouth is even more "husband, husband", which only makes people shake off three kilograms of goose bumps. Therefore, although the nickname of Yu Liang is relatively loud, it is only circulated in the dormitory.

"You're welcome? OK, I'll see how you're welcome... "

Then I saw the fat man's bed as if there had been a world war. From time to time, the fat man's laughter came out, but the laughter was extremely sad. The whole bed also swayed left and right, and the two sons on one side had already sat up, watching the battle not far away, and kept giggling.

After a minute, the fat man's big quilt was suddenly lifted. He only wore a little Triangle pants. The whole person was like a ball of meat mud on the bed. But Yu Liang was riding on the fat man, and his two hands were still scratching the fat man's armpit.

"I... I'll take it. Yu Liang, elder brother and elder brother, please forgive me!" The weakness of the fat man has long been understood by the people in the dormitory. Otherwise, with his weight of more than 200 Jin, who dares to provoke him? Let alone anything else, as long as the fat man presses you, it's like a mountain of meat that can make you gasp. But this fat man is most afraid of other people's scratching. As long as he scratches, even if he is just an iron King Kong, he will soon turn into a pool of mud, which is still the kind that can't be supported on the wall.

"Yes? Well, my brother did too much exercise this morning. This is the problem of breakfast... "

"Give it to me! Steamed bread, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, Mahua, whatever you like

At this time, on the bed opposite to them, someone spoke again, "fat man, what about the breakfast for only one person? But my brother doesn't come back home. I got up early in the morning to accompany you to see the flag raising. Did you forget my brother? Uncle can't bear it, aunt can't bear it! Brothers, let's make this fat man laugh for 30 minutes today. Let's make him laugh and die! "

"Big nosed elephant, you took advantage of the fire!" The elephant with a big nose was originally named Xiang long. Because everyone saw a lot of crayons and was deeply impressed by the elephant inside, they gave him such a nickname.

Xiang Long smelled the speech and snorted coldly: "Hmm! It seems that our fat brother's temper is growing up! "

"Don't, don't, brother, I'm wrong. Breakfast is on me. Please give me face!" Now the fat man is under the eaves. He has a good family. His father is the director of Shenyang Transportation Bureau. He gives the fat man as much as 5000 yuan of living expenses every month. Besides, the fat man often makes several reports to his family by buying materials and learning. He can also ask for some special funds. However, these special funds are all filled in by him, So he doesn't care about these little money at all.

"Hey, everyone heard that. It's not that I bullied fat man, but that he urged us to give him face! Is that right? I'll give you an answer, glasses and corn. "

In the upper bunk of Erzi, a pair of glasses a little thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle covered the man's face. No wonder he was called glasses“ Yes, our fat brother is the most righteous. If we don't give him this face, the fat man must be anxious with us! I'm determined to support the fat man