Rebirth 2009: Synthetic God

Monday, October 12th. new

For old students, it is just an ordinary school day, but for freshmen, today is a little special.

Recruitment days for clubs and student unions.

Countless boys and girls, with their fantasies about student organizations, have devoted themselves to it.

As a person who has been here before, Zhou Rui only found it noisy.

The square outside Guanghua Building looks like a vegetable market. Various clubs have set up stalls in a serious manner, and have sent out the most beautiful girls and the most handsome boys in the club to attract people. If you pass a dog, you will be asked if you are interested. Join a swimming club.

When it comes to student union recruitment, the model is even stranger. Each department sets up stalls to collect resumes, and then interviews are held in empty classrooms at night.

But even so, students still squeezed in, especially in some popular departments.

Zhou Rui had no intention of joining in the fun, but someone wanted to pull Zhou Rui over.

Just after class ended at noon, a person from some kind of boxing club (not all ending with "社") found Zhou Rui directly at the door of the teaching building.

This senior who looked quite strong said with a serious face: "Classmate Zhou, our Xiaolong Boxing Club needs you to join us. I hope you won't refuse."

"not interested."

Zhou Rui ignored this guy directly, he was crazy!

The man obviously didn't expect Zhou Rui to turn a blind eye. He caught up and continued: "We have Sanda, Taekwondo, and Judo groups, and we can also recommend members to participate in municipal competitions every year. Zhou Rui, I have seen the video of your military training performance. Damn it." There is a lot of room for development, and I hope you don’t waste your talents.”

Although the words seemed to be for Zhou Rui's good, the "senior flavor" in the words was too strong

So Zhou Rui didn't have a good face: "Really? I also hope you won't waste your time."

The second wave of people who found Zhou Rui was in the cafeteria, and this time they were very sincere.

Four girls were sent directly.

Well, they should all be seniors.

The attitude between words was very low.

"Teacher Ari, can you please join the music club and guide us?"

A girl with short hair blinked her longing eyes, trying to be as well-behaved as possible.

I don’t know whether it’s to recruit new members to the club or to win over Zhou Rui. The four girls are all good-looking and have their own characteristics. Girls who may like to play music are more or less ugly.

If you want big lights, you have big lights. If you want small lights, you have small lights.

Everyone in the cafeteria came here to watch, guessing which big shot was so lucky that he was surrounded by so many beauties.

Is this Shang Zhou setting up a wine pool and a meat forest in the canteen?

"Teacher Ari, come and play.

"It won't take a lot of time, come and give it a try."

"Teacher Ari, when you come here, we will directly recommend you to be the president!"

Zhou Rui had a headache.

"Does the president of the music club know that you are selling her like this?"

"It doesn't matter, I'm the president, and I'll be the boss when you come."

Based on Zhou Rui's achievements in the music circle, the president of the university club is only a junior follower. This is still within the school. After leaving the school, he is not even qualified to be a follower.

But it's a pity that Zhou Rui really doesn't have time to play club house.

The four senior students returned home without success, and they didn't even get Zhou Rui's QQ account. newᴄᴏᴍ

Freshmen in the same grade may not realize it yet, but in the eyes of senior students who are about to be exposed to society, "A Rui" is already a star + successful person. Being able to establish a relationship with A Rui may save him dozens of lives. Years of detours.

Did those four seniors really come to Zhou Rui for the club?

Don't be too naive, okay?

It's just that Zhou Rui is a little confused. There are many people who know that A Rui is in Fuda, but there are not many people who know what A Rui looks like and can block him accurately.

Zhou Rui felt that he was blocked twice today, which was a bit abnormal.

The great momentum of recruiting new students will not lose its firepower because of Zhou Rui's absence. It is still the most curious and interesting activity for freshmen. Even if there is no clear goal, they will not refuse to take a look and learn about it. .

When Zhou Rui came out of the cafeteria and passed by Guanghua Building Square, it was still crowded.

A large group of boys in the basketball club wear basketball uniforms to attract the same sex, and a large group of girls in the tennis club wear tennis skirts to attract the opposite sex.

So Zhou Rui looked at the swimming club.

Oh, without wearing a swimsuit, wouldn't this gap in professionalism be widened?

In fact, the seniors of each club know very well what is the core competitiveness of the club in recruiting new students.

Hormones.

There are many handsome guys and beautiful women. Even if you study archeology, countless people will definitely sign up.

Occasionally, among the flashy club stalls, there were also a few strict people, who seemed to be from various departments of the student union, and there were more people.

Zhou Rui originally wanted to leave directly, but saw a familiar figure in the crowd.

Han Ziyin was standing in front of a student union booth, and Zhou Rui recognized her tall and straight figure at a glance.

In front of her, a senior was surrounding Han Ziyin and explaining something.

"Senior sister, please join the student union. We need outstanding members like you. The department interview is at eight o'clock in the evening."

Han Ziyin seemed to notice the familiar gaze, and turned around to see Zhou Ruizheng standing not far away with a strange look on his face.

The senior wore glasses and had an ordinary face, but he looked very "senior" in his movements, and it was self-evident how pure his purpose was. He followed Han Ziyin's gaze and saw Zhou Rui.

He didn't know Zhou Rui, but he didn't want the duck he got to fly away.

No, this is not a duck, this is a white swan.

So he took the initiative to talk to Zhou Rui and said, "Classmate, do you want to join the student union? But this is the girls' department. You can try other departments."

Zhou Rui was greatly surprised: "Are you not a man?"

Has the domestic version been updated to include Walmart plastic bags?

The man pushed up his glasses and said, "I'm the minister."

This answer could be said to be misleading, but he looked very confident, as if a "minister" could explain everything.

However, what made him regretful was that he did not see any respect from the "leader" on Zhou Rui's face.

Han Ziyin felt that Zhou Rui had something to say, so she took the initiative and asked, "Do you think it's inappropriate?"

Zhou Rui didn't know what to say, but he didn't have any reason to stop Han Ziyin.

"It can only be regarded as a personal thought?"

Han Ziyin said: "I attach great importance to your personal thoughts."

The senior was anxious and took a step forward, standing between Zhou Rui and Han Ziyin: "Senior sister, joining the student union can help you develop your management, organizational and leadership skills, and your social skills. I am very optimistic about you."

As a result, both of them ignored him.

Han Ziyin tilted her head and said, "Just tell me."

Zhou Rui also tilted his head, hesitant.

The two looked at each other across the senior classmate.

As if it were an obstructive pillar

In the end, Zhou Rui considered it carefully and said, "My personal opinion is that you should think about it again."

Upon hearing this, Han Ziyin put the half-filled registration form aside.

In fact, she herself was a little hesitant. As a normal freshman, she was also a little curious about the student union. This was inevitable.

As a result, she found out after some research that the girls' section was mostly composed of boys, which made her a little surprised.

In addition, Zhou Ruidu said that he should consider it

Then she wouldn't consider it at all.

Han Ziyin had a completely different expression. She was completely different from when she was dealing with the seniors before. She smiled at Zhou Rui and said, "Let's go to class."

Zhou Rui nodded and left with Han Ziyin.

Only the stunned pillars of human flesh were left.

The minister stretched out his hand and was stunned for a long time.

"Hello, I would like to ask what those two people said just now?"

When the minister came back to his senses, he saw in front of him a beautiful woman who was no less beautiful than Han Ziyin.

Is this what is lost and gained in the east?

"Classmate, are you interested in joining the girls' club? I am the head of the girls' club."

"I'm not interested. Did those two people join just now?"

"No"

"Farewell."