Rakugo in Another World

Nooo. They'll definitely kill you.I'll just apologize and get you out of here.Like my wife said, I have to do about a hip anyway. "

The tool shop headed for the castle in horror.

"Let's buy that sword for 100 million hips."

The tool shop where the Knights were stranded was told to do so by the old knight who named the Knights Commander, and his eyes became bright.

What?

This is exactly what the Holy Sword Candle Service is, a legendary weapon that sleeps in the Holy Devil's cave and the brave can equip.

"Yeah, but this is a 16-hip, adventurous young guy who sold it... 16 hips, right? It must be 100 million."

Did you sell it at 16 hips...?That's exactly what the brave man said.There's no mistake. Tool shop, you seem to have luck.

"Huh? Is that... the brave Luca-Sinsa?

The tool shop was stationary for a while without knowing why, but when he returned to me, he smiled and opened his mouth.

No, I won't be fooled.It's not like that when you're in charge of me. "

Staring at the Knight Commander with a suspicious look.

Aristocratic pleasure, isn't it?Or in retribution for what my son said about the knight.Isn't that amazing? Say something about a hundred million hips, please just make me happy, and finally tell me you're lying."Fu, I can't stop playing with the fools from heaven to hell," he said with a proper expression to describe them as rotten bastards!

My lord, I doubt it.You can't say such a thing.The knight has nothing to say. "

As soon as the Knight Commander signals, a knight appears holding a sparkly decorated box from the back.

Here are 100 bundles of 10,000 hips, or 1 million hips.It's 100 million hips. "

The contents of the box opened in front of me were truly spectacular.

A tool shop could only look at a golden box that he had never seen before.

Now, you can change it.It's not a fake or anything. "

………

The tool shop approaches the box slowly.

Does this belong to me?Really?

A tool shop that began to think that maybe it wasn't a lie at last.But the size of the scale made him look scared.

You should check it slowly.Take it easy.

Ha, yes

As I was told, I grabbed the bill bundle carefully and checked.

"Um... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... 10 bundles first.Now we do have 10 million hips.... at this point... I far surpassed the hips I've earned in my life... "

The tool shop exhaled deeply and murmured with emotion.

I see. You're doing business in the tunnels. "

Yes.

Now, count to it.

Encouraged by the Knights, the Tool Shop counts.

"11, 12, 13... 18, 19, 20. 20 million hips.... yeah, it's a dream.It's a dream. "

The tool shop shook his head and began to murmur that it was a dream, pointing his vain eyes at the Knight Commander.

Master Knight, this is a dream.

Tool shop. It's not a dream.It's not a dream. "

No, but this is not happening.I can't believe I can just sell it and get the money. "

I told you it wasn't U-ko.

The Cavalier enters with a bitter smile.

Okay, it's a dream.If that's what you think, it's a dream.But a good tool shop. Dreams are dreams, but this is what happens. "

"... Master Knight, I'm going to say something very romantic about the fracture of the martial arts."

Leave me alone. You and your son won't shut up. "

Can I use the dialog now?

"Whatever you want."

The tool shop counts further, but there's still nothing we can do if we don't take a break at each stage.

"…… 28, 29, 30. 30 million hips.Um... can I smoke?I'm not relaxed. "

"Bring him a cigarette."

In the tobacco stick brought in, the tool shop fills the grass of the tobacco grass grabbed violently, and when it sucks, the magical knight lights it up with magic.

But immediately, my hands trembled and I dropped my cigarette stick down.

Fire on the floor!

Wizard, water attribute magic!!

There was a lot of noise in Awaya's jam.

The Princess Subliminal was laughing at Kerakera as she watched the rakugo of Ichifuku in the premium seat.The tireless laughter must resonate brightly with the houses throughout the cytopia.

Ihebuko realized that one day he was about to laugh together, and that if he said so, he could call it "fishing and laughing".

Subliminals are unconscious, just funny and laughing, but that's enough to help.

"Now, this tool shop, when I count to 40 million, my throat will collapse, I'll drink water, I'll cry for 5,000, and I'll finally faint for 6,000."

When the tool shop woke up, the Knight Commander was peeking.

Are you awake?

"... that? What about me?

Without knowing why, the tool shop looks around.

I lost consciousness while counting the money.That's right, I've been out of my mind for 30 minutes. "

30 minutes. I see..... "

What do you think? Do you think we can count on that?

"Yeah... when I get here, I'm a man too.I'll count to the end!

"The tool shop counts 70, 80, 90, 100 bundles and finally 100 million hips.Now, what happened to this tool shop.... "

Finally, I've counted them all.

The Knight Commander put his hand on the shoulder of the tool shop.

Yeah......

The tool shop answered with a close eye and a smile around his mouth.

The atmosphere is harsh and calm, but it is obviously strange.

Your Highness the Knights......

Sir?

"... I was just released from the world of snobbery.What the hell have I been doing...?I was on the verge of being attentive to the trivial anxieties and desires of every day, being taken off my feet, and even being cut into my life.On such an occasion, it was at least the salvation of the Holy Sword that sounded the alarm.How much can I thank you this time...Thank heaven...And bless and gospel all who live and live..... "

Tool shop. Master, you seem to have some kind of enlightenment...It was a good reference.When man suddenly gains enormous wealth, he passes through his desires and worries and eventually opens up his enlightenment. "

The tool shop nodded many times to the knight captain who nodded impressively.

"Yes, it's a very fresh feeling like starting a new life.After the ceremony of counting gold with my troubles, I feel refreshed.Unload the heavy heart luggage, and finally what remains in my heart.Lord Knights... what do you think that is?

"Now, what is it? Let me hear it."

Someone's face came to mind.... my wife. I want to buy him a kneecap.I can't believe I've got some gold on my knees. I can buy 100 or 200.Please laugh... "

The chief of the Knights looked gently at the tool shop, which was overflowing with tears without even paying attention.

I won't laugh, toolman.I'm glad... I'll take this money and buy my wife a nice kneecap. "

Yes, thank you very much.Thank you... thank you. "

The tool shop lowered his head deeply to the Knight Commander, weeping, and left the court and followed the way home.