Yuanshen: I am a poet and sword fairy, and I have no desire to block the sword at the beginning

"Actually, I still don't know why I was punished." Su Muzhe shrugged helplessly.

"Of course it's because Su Muzhe likes to bully me, so you got retribution. Hehe, did Xinhai think of some interesting way of punishment? Can I join you?"

Paimeng chuckled, and wanted to take this opportunity to help him vent his anger. It would be best to make Su Muzhe dare not bully him again in the future!

Chapter 169 The Delicate and Elegant Sword

"That can't be done, children can't participate in it." Xinhai said seriously.

"Pimon is not a child!! It's just that his body is relatively small!!" Paimon retorted seriously.

"Perhaps Paimeng is actually an alien, otherwise why does he look different from everyone else." Linghua analyzed it a long time ago, and she felt this possibility a long time ago!

"Perhaps she escaped from the laboratory of the fools. In fact, Paimon was a normal girl before, but was captured by the evil fools one day, and she did a secret experiment, erased her memory, and then became a girl. I have the body of a child!"

Seeing that everyone began to speculate about Paimeng's background, Su Muzhe naturally had no reason not to participate, and directly uttered an even more outrageous version.

"What... that's scary... Paimon is not for entertainment, if this continues, I will... I will cry for you!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

After all, Paimon burst into tears directly, but the appearance of crying was too fake to attract sympathy.

"Really, Paimeng, crying in front of so many people, isn't he afraid of being laughed at?" Su Muzhe giggled.

"Hmph!! Su Muzhe is absolutely not qualified to say that about me, because Su Muzhe himself was crying just now!! And even the snot came out!! Hehe!!"

Hearing Su Muzhe say this, Paimon immediately calmed down, and his expression became very proud.

"Ah... this... I didn't cry, it's just... the wind was too strong, it just blinded my eyes." Su Mu covered his face and became redder than a monkey's butt, and began to quibble when speaking.

"Yeah!!! Paimeng finally defeated Su Muzhe, hahaha!!!" Paimeng understood Su Muzhe's expression when he finally choked him. Naturally, he was very happy and even started Dance with hands and feet.

"I'm too lazy to tell Paimeng." Su Muzhe pouted, and ran outside the door, "Go for a walk." After speaking, Su Muzhe's figure disappeared into the darkness.

"To celebrate Paimeng's first victory over Su Muzhe, I want to eat another chicken leg, hehe!!"

Seeing that Su Muzhe was deflated, Pai Meng was so happy, he reached out to grab another chicken leg to eat, but before he got the chicken leg, Ying stopped her.

"No, how much Paimeng have you eaten? Look at Master Mao, he didn't move his chopsticks much."

"Huh? Cough cough, don't worry about me." Master Mao just waved his hand.

But here, Su Muzhe walked on the street alone, then quickly found a place where no one was around, then heaved a long sigh of relief and sat down by the wall.

"I didn't expect that guy Pamon." As he spoke, Su Muzhe picked a few cold leaves and put them on his hot cheeks, "It's so cooperative!!"

Su Muzhe smiled, finally found a time to be alone, and thanked Paimeng for his cooperation, so that he could find an excuse to run out.

"It's still opening the treasure chest!!"

Su Muzhe took out the random weapon pack that he had obtained long ago, and has been craving it for a long time. After all, which man can refuse the temptation to open the treasure chest!

That kind of mysterious feeling, even though it's in front of you, is more attractive than being completely naked! (Refers to the difference between unpacking and buying directly.)

It's just that this thing is called a "random weapon package", and it doesn't say what kind of weapon it is, and it doesn't even say it's Tivat's weapon!

With such thoughts, Su Muzhe couldn't help but feel excited, and then decisively opened the gift bag.

[Open the random weapon package! 】

[Successfully opened! 】

[Get the weapon: Chengying! 】

[Weapon type: One-handed sword]

"I'll just say it!!!"

A sword suddenly appeared in Su Muzhe's hand, but he could only see the hilt but not the sword body. After standing up slowly, he could see the shadow of the sword body from the opposite wall through the moonlight!And it seems to be erratic!

"Chengying!!! The exquisite and elegant sword in the legend, one of the top ten famous swords in the Celestial Dynasty! There is a shadow and no form!" Su Muzhe's tone was a little excited, and then he found another place.

There is a pine tree in front of it. Although it is a public property of Liyuegang, Su Muzhe really can't help but want to try it.

"I'm sorry, don't worry, I cut this one off, and I will plant a hundred later!!"

Just like a child got his favorite toy and couldn’t wait to share it with others, while Su Muzhe got his favorite sword and wanted to try it quickly.

The raised hands waved an elegant arc in the air, slashing towards the tall and straight pine tree in front of him.

There was a slight "cha" sound from the ears, and the tree body was slightly shaken, but there was no change in it, but it stood there for a while, and a gust of wind blew by, and the pine tree in front of it fell slowly.

If there was anyone nearby at this time, they would be terrified by the scene in front of them, because Su Muzhe cut off a pine tree thicker than the mouth of a bowl even though he only had the hilt in his hand!

"It turns out that Cheng Ying is like this... Fake Konami!! I always thought that Cheng Ying should be a giant sword!"

Su Muzhe was naturally in a very good mood. Although the Dragon Yin in the box and Chengying are both famous swords, and they are both famous for their sharpness, Chengying has the advantage in terms of surprise!

Just imagine, if during a battle, you see a person who only holds your sword hilt in his hand and kills the enemy without leaving a piece of armor, one sword and one child, will you be scared to pee?

Moreover, who said that you can only use one sword at a time, so you can't develop the double sword genre?

Su Muzhe clasped his hands behind his head and walked down the street whistling, feeling very good.

"In such a good mood? You've already played a ditty tune. Have you been taken by some cute younger sister?"

Suddenly, a figure stopped in front of Su Muzhe.

"Oh... isn't this Xinhai? What a coincidence, hahaha, you are also in Liyue? Have you eaten?"

"Come on less." Xinhai would not be diverted by Su Mu, and leaned forward slightly, "Come on, follow me into the house, even if you run out, you have to accept the punishment obediently."

After finishing speaking, Xinhai grabbed Su Muzhe's arm and pressed her body tightly against his body.

"So, why on earth should I be punished?"

"That goes without saying, of course, because you failed to fulfill your promise to take me around Liyue, of course you will be punished if you break your promise!"

"Is that so? But..."

"Huh? You don't want to..."

"Come on, Daoqi's netizen, calm down, I'll go. I hope the content of the punishment is different from what I thought." Su Mu swallowed his saliva.

"Don't worry, you will live to see the sun tomorrow! Go, go."

Chapter 170 Su Muzhe, Do You Like This?

In the middle of the room, the flickering lights flickered Su Muzhe's shadow. At the moment, he was sitting at the table playing with the black chess pieces in his hands. He didn't know how to play chess, but he just thought it was fun to hold them in his hands.

"Ah, I already knew that it's so boring now, I should try the sword outside for a while, it hasn't warmed up in my hand yet."

Su Muzhe was quite looking forward to it, but Xinhai told him that the punishment was to solve the mess in front of him! ! !In an instant, I felt that all my hormones were released in vain.

"Lord Xinhai, I really don't know how to play chess. I can't even understand the mess you're making." After a long time, Su Muzhe couldn't hear the movement behind him, so he couldn't help it and complained. speak.

In the back, Xinhai was half-sitting on the bed, flipping through an untitled book in his hand, hearing Su Muzhe's voice, couldn't help but secretly smiled behind the book, but retorted decisively:

"No, it's punishment after all. Besides, haven't you read a lot of books, and you claim to have a photographic memory? You haven't read chess records or anything like that?"

"I haven't read the chess record, but I have watched the live broadcast of the cupping king Ke Bao, ouch...tortured."

Su Muzhe has been sitting in front of the chessboard for an hour, and basically has nothing to do except knock the pieces, and every time he wants to turn back, Xinhai doesn't allow it.

Xinhai smiled sweetly again, thinking to himself, it seems that Su Muzhe's temperament has been worn out, so he took out the photo and said sarcastically:

"Unexpectedly, Su Muzhe, who is handsome and has an extraordinary bearing, likes to hug the legs of little girls, really..."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth it, i was also impatient at the time, and i did that for liyue's sake." su muzhe retorted weakly.It seems that I have to find a time to let Ying explain it to me!

Otherwise, if I really jumped into the Yellow River, I wouldn't be able to clean it up, oh, there is no Yellow River in Tivat.

"Then what do you think?" Xinhai said slowly.

"Huh?" Su Muzhe turned his head involuntarily.

Under the light, Xinhai lay sideways on the bed, then gently raised one of her white jade legs, and then slowly pulled up the hem of the skirt until it reached the base of her thigh.

"Gulu." Seeing such a scene, Su Muzhe couldn't help swallowing, but he didn't want to be played by Xinhai, so he turned his head away. "I'd better study the endgame. If it's done by computer, the ocean is not deep."

Although the tone is very calm, Su Muzhe's heart is actually surging, but at this moment he understands that he must not get on top at this time, otherwise he will fall into the way of his heart, and maybe he will be played with in the future!Hold on tight!

Besides, you make me uncomfortable, so I can't grind you?

"Okay." Xinhai frowned, realizing that he seemed to have underestimated Su Muzhe, but he definitely wouldn't post it immediately at this time, otherwise it would look cheap, and he must use some subtle movements to arouse his attention. Pay attention!

If it was before, Xinhai would definitely rush forward, but not now, she knows that there are too many competitors, and she must grasp Su Muzhe's heart to be sure of winning!

So, Xinhai sat forward a little, then raised her legs, and gently pressed the soles of Yuzu's feet on Su Muzhe's back.The hot body temperature instantly spread from the soles of the feet to the whole body.

"Hiss..." Su Muzhe took a deep breath. He vaguely sensed that if he didn't get up again, he would be ashamed, so he stood up quickly, "Sorry, I really don't know about this endgame. Let's see it tomorrow."

After speaking, Su Mu stood up and walked to the door.

Xinhai froze for a moment, and left now?You come to my room and leave now?That's not okay! !

However, Xinhai was not in a hurry, but responded softly, "Oh. Then you can go."

If Xinhai remembers correctly, this trick should be called - Play hard to get!She didn't believe that Su Muzhe was so stable, she must be holding on now, but she couldn't hold back, and wanted to wait for herself to fight back!But I will not be fooled.

"Oh!"

But in the next second, Su Muzhe closed the door, leaving Xinhai alone in the room.

Su Mu covered himself in the corridor, shook his head, and smiled, "Really, you actually used the tactics I taught you to deal with me, so I wouldn't be on the order. It's a pity, I like to be passive."

And here, Xinhai sat by the bed, counting silently in his heart.

"Haven't come back yet? This guy won't sleep with such peace of mind? Damn it!! Hey!! Su Muzhe!!"

Xinhai thought about it, and for some reason, he became more and more angry, then picked up the pillow and went out, then quickly ran to the door of Su Muzhe's room, and kicked in without explanation.

"Su!! Mu!! Cover!!"

Xinhai rushed into the door and saw Su Muzhe sitting at the table, smiling smugly.

"Xinhai, I..."

"Shut up!!" Without any explanation, Xinhai stepped on Su Muzhe's face with one foot. Although the force was not strong, he still stepped on the unsuspecting Su Muzhe to the ground.

"Wow..." Su Muzhe lay on the ground, slightly opened his eyes, "off-white, really nice. And the soles of Xinhai's feet... are quite soft, softer than jellyfish."

"Hmph...change...pervert!" Xinhai heard Su Muzhe say such a thing for the first time, blushed and turned away, "Yes...does it smell?"

"It doesn't seem to be... That, can you pick it up? It looks weird." Su Muzhe always felt that the position of his face being stepped on by Xinhai's feet was too strange.Although he doesn't hate it.