You always wonder what you're doing as my Taoist partner

"Since when did you realize that you like women?"

"I like it. I like it. Girls are much better than you stinky men. Their bodies are fragrant and soft to the touch, and they breathe nicely when they are bullied." Ye Linglong laughed as she spoke. , Then she drank a glass of wine and asked Jiang Li, "How did you catch up with Yue Ji? Is there any secret?"

"She and I have known each other since we were young, and we can barely be considered childhood sweethearts, so it will happen naturally." Jiang Li replied simply, then drank a glass of wine and asked questions.

"Since you have realized that you like women, why are you unhappy?"

Ye Linglong raised her eyebrows, "Do you think there are so many people like me in this world? It's okay to play around on weekdays, but if they really want to do something, they will avoid me."

Jiang Li nodded, Ye Linglong thought about it, but couldn't think of any questions to ask, this game was not very fair to her, because she was not that interested in Jiang Li in the first place.

She was just feeling lonely and wanted to find someone to drink with, but the little bastard at Yeguixu ran so fast that she missed him.

Looking at her expression, Jiang Li knew that she was not interested in the game, but he had asked all the questions he wanted to ask, which was enough, then he raised his glass and took a sip, "This wine is pretty good."

"I can give you two pots of Xueyun brew, a specialty of Zongmen, if you like it. Anyway, I have a lot."

"No merit and no reward."

"What's so polite, your eyes make me not so annoying." Ye Linglong replied carelessly.

It turned out to be the case.

Women are creatures with terrible intuition. She can tell greed, lies, deceit, and sincerity from your eyes.

So learn to lie to yourself before lying to a woman.

Jiang Li felt a little dizzy. He looked at Ye Linglong in front of him. One thing he had to admit was that Ye Linglong was very beautiful. Jiang Li thought for a while, "Beauty is your advantage, and so is your identity, so it will be very difficult to get close to the target." easily."

"But remember not to show your heart right away, and let the other party know that you like a woman. You just need to gradually get closer to her. It doesn't matter if you occasionally hug her. It's a little advantage when you play together. It doesn't matter, if you want to gain the initiative, you have to hide your identity as a hunter."

"You don't need to be particularly nice to the other party, otherwise you will only scare the other party away. You have to learn to prescribe the right medicine. Take the initiative with the introverted girl, and make more trouble with the lively and outgoing girl, and develop the relationship first. It's good, rubbing your body occasionally, kissing your little face, and sleeping together, these are all things that are taken for granted."

Ye Linglong looked at Jiang Li in front of her like an idiot.

But Jiang Li didn't feel the slightest embarrassment at the moment, "When you have a good relationship with your target, then you can choose your next target, start to meet a 'new friend', and treat the 'new friend' better , people are jealous creatures, when they find that what belongs to them has been taken away, they will start to lose their minds, start to go crazy, and can't figure out why, she has done nothing wrong, why is she not as good as you So close to your new friend?"

"Of course, you have to be restrained when dealing with 'new friends', but when you are alone with your target, you should always talk about new friends, and reveal that new friends seem to like you, and you are a little hesitant , I don’t know if I really like her, so I hope to find her to see if you are really interested in women. Of course, you just need to say something at this time. I heard that men and women will have special feelings when they kiss , you also want to try something like that, but you can only go here, remember, you can’t go beyond.”

Ye Linglong's eyes light up slightly.

... She hasn't even kissed yet!The best effort I made before was to get to this point, and then I was politely rejected, and after a few days, I found that I was left out in the cold, and she wisely stayed away from the other party.

"People are creatures driven by desire, and their ideas will change naturally after a long time. You can always pretend to be indecisive, and finally come to your target one day, and then tell her that you seem to be really I like new friends a little bit. At this time, you can start to get close to the new friend, and give her all the original goodness you had for the target, and gradually become cold and alienated from your target. After one or two times, you can take the initiative to find her Your target is gossiping and playing around like before."

"Then... casually reveal that your new friend is jealous because of this, the two of you quarreled, and then you can find your target to have a hard drink and tell her that you actually liked her first, But I never dared to say it…”

"At this time, if this can't be done..."

Jiang Li narrowed his eyes, "That means you are too weak."

Ye Linglong was staring blankly at Jiang Li in front of her at this moment, the moonlight fell on him, she looked at him as if she was looking up to a god.

"In fact, love is such a simple thing. In the final analysis, it is nothing more than human desires. You satisfy her desires, let her be happy with you, and then neglect her, causing her to lose what originally belonged to her. Then she will take the initiative to grab it back, and gradually lose her sanity in the tugging, and finally begin to suspect and deceive herself, misinterpreting that jealousy and possessive desire as love, making her think that she is also in love with him. Only because you left her in the cold, and because you saw you chatting with new friends, will you be jealous and angry, in fact, it's just that you keep amplifying her jealousy."

"What I said just now is quite simple. You have to figure out a lot of details slowly. You just need to remember to hide your needs. If you don't have desires, you will be strong. As long as you have no desires and desires from the beginning, you have no intentions and no desires." lungs, then you can get what you want."

"But... isn't this a lie?"

"There is no way, this is the way of survival of little mice. If you want to be loved, you must lose the ability to love, but how will you know if you don't try? Sometimes as long as you weave a good lie, you can deceive each other and let each other They are all living in a dream.”

Until the day I shatter my dreams because I'm bored.

"More and more." Ye Linglong's voice trembled.　　

"Wait, I heard you said something to me earlier, every woman you know said that at the beginning? You still need me to teach?"

Embarrassment suddenly appeared on Ye Linglong's face, she slapped the table, and her voice became a bit stuttering, "I, I have also solved it, one or two, no, two or three!"

...It turns out that the two brothers and sisters have the same good face.

Jiang Li rolled his eyes at Ye Linglong in front of him, and silently drank a glass of wine, "That's all I can say, and I'll teach you everything I can teach you."

"You're such a natural... bastard."

"There's no such thing as a genius, it's just that the time of practicing swords is spent thinking about how to seduce women." The corners of Jiang Li's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he would be scolded if he kindly taught her to use both hands. Worth mentioning.

Ye Linglong worked hard to digest the knowledge Jiang Li taught her. After a while, she sighed faintly and asked Jiang Li, "Am I pretty?"

"pretty."

"It would be fine if I didn't like women." She lay down on the table, as if she lost all her strength at once.

"What kind of person you like is not determined by God. It is only natural for men to like women because they need the continuation of the species, so your head will urge you to find your opposite sex, but sometimes we are lonely, we are lost, and when we are depressed, Whoever can give us strength, maybe we will fall in love with someone, you don’t like men, maybe you have some psychological trauma when you were a child, but you subconsciously forget it.”

Ye Linglong was silent for a long time, then suddenly lowered her head, and whispered, "Yes."

"Don't be so unhappy while drinking." Jiang Li stretched out his hand and patted her on the shoulder in return for her previous pat on his shoulder, then he raised his glass, "Come on."

Ye Linglong raised her head, the corners of her lips curled into a smile again, and she slapped the table, "Who is afraid of whom?!"

Between the cups and cups, Jiang Li saw that Ye Linglong's head fell on the table, probably because she was overwhelmed by alcohol, and fell into a coma. Jiang Li didn't use spiritual energy to dissolve the alcohol, he just sat there silently, looking up. Appreciate the moon.

When he lowered his head, he found two lines of tears on Ye Linglong's cheeks. He tried to call Ye Linglong's name, but found that she hadn't woken up. Maybe she had some sad dream?

Jiang Li didn't dare to carry her into the room to sleep, so he had to stand up and prepare to go back by himself. At this moment, Ye Guixu came back from the door. He looked at Ye Linglong who was sleeping on the table, then glanced at Jiang Li, and stared at her. Big eyes, thumbs up, "good drinker."

"She seems very unhappy, do you have any clues?" Jiang Li asked casually.

"Our siblings are always like this, don't worry." Ye Guixu came to Ye Linglong's side, took out a blanket and put it on her body, obviously it was not the first time he did this kind of thing, he laughed at himself Smiled, "some housework."

"Family?"

"When I was six years old, my father moved on and fell in love with the demons in the Northern Territory. He resolutely left our family and went to the Northern Territory. He has never heard from him since then." When Ye Guixu said this, his tone was very Indifferent, after a few seconds, he said again.

"My mother is a very strong woman. Two years later, she couldn't bear such humiliation, so she went to the Northern Territory and met my father."

Jiang Li couldn't help asking, "And then?"

"Then...she killed my father and then committed suicide."

Ye Guixu sighed, "Sounds absurd, these two irresponsible guys."

Jiang Li was silent, but fortunately, when Ye Guixu said this, he didn't show much sadness. After sighing, he smiled and asked, "Did she just show you which woman she hooked up with recently?" Huh? In fact, she is so stupid that she has never hooked up with any woman. Sometimes she falls in love with a girl and comes to me to be a rogue, begging me to help her match up, but the girl likes me. And blamed me for doing it on purpose."

Speaking of returning to the market at night, he even laughed, "I made you laugh."

Jiang Li looked at Ye Guixu's smile, but was speechless for a while.

Some people who always look optimistic and smile all day long may just be because their psychological defenses have already collapsed completely, and the great pain makes them unable to be sad anymore, or that there is nothing that can really make them feel sad anymore. Mood fluctuates, so they don't care about anything, even if they encounter painful things, they will just laugh it off.

Ye Linglong would still be sad and shed tears, but Ye Guixu in front of her was just smiling.

"You should rest early, tomorrow you will have a sword debate with Jiang Huanyang, that guy's sword array is actually very powerful, I'm actually not sure about the sword I taught you, but there is no way, people have to fight for a while Tone, back then when he came to our sect and humiliated me to the bone, I really had no way to fight back."

Ye Guixu was still laughing, and he also said, "If your cultivation is not in the early stage of foundation establishment, with your swordsmanship, I think you still have a chance to defeat Jiang Huanyang. It's a pity."

"Actually, it's not such a pity. I think the sword you taught me should be enough to defeat him."

"Sight!" Ye Guixu gave Jiang Li a thumbs up. He sat beside Ye Linglong, and Jiang Li asked, "Aren't you helping her to rest?"

"It's okay, she will wake up in a while, you go to rest."

"Okay." Jiang Li nodded, turned and walked into his room.

Chapter 90 Chapter 89 I want to get acquainted with my sister

Jiang Li slept comfortably.

When he woke up, there was the sound of rain outside the window, he slowly opened his eyes, his cheeks always felt a little itchy, and a white feather was reflected in his sight, he froze for a moment, Ye Linglong, who was sitting beside his bed, held this Holding a cat teaser, tickling his cheek.

Jiang Li couldn't help but rolled his eyes and sat up.

"You drink really well." Ye Linglong smiled at him.

Jiang Li looked at her cheek, her face was very beautiful, and it was bright and bright when she smiled, Jiang Li got off the bed, humbly said, "It's okay."

"Are you going to the Dark Moon Blood Demon Sect to find Jiang Huanyang?"

"Yes."

Jiang Li got off the bed, there was a hazy drizzle outside the window, Ye Linglong's voice sounded behind him, "I cooked wontons, anyway, I'm not in a hurry, how about eating a bowl of wontons before leaving?"

Jiang Li was a little surprised. Many monks had completely inedulated after the establishment of the foundation, and put an end to their appetite for cultivation. It's just that he always likes to get something to eat, and he didn't expect to meet the same kind.

"Okay."

Ye Linglong walked past him, a gust of fragrant wind blowing her face, Jiang Li followed behind her, she went to the kitchen, filled three bowls of wontons, and after a while, Ye Guixu also ran in from the yard, There is also a cat in her arms.

Cats are also strangely fat.

Three bowls of wontons were placed on the table. Ye Guixu counted the wontons in the bowl with chopsticks, and then looked at Ye Linglong, "Why are there eight missing today?"

"I made so many chopsticks last time, can't you see the extra pair of chopsticks today?" Ye Linglong stretched out her hand and knocked Ye Guixu on the head, Ye Guixu regained consciousness, and then showed off to Jiang Li, "She The wontons are really delicious.”

So the three of them sat down and started eating wontons with their bowls in their arms. Jiang Li is a master of food evaluation. This bowl of wontons is not bad. For umami, Jiang Li got some dried shrimps and seaweed out of the storage ring, and threw them into the wonton bowl.

"What is this?" Ye Linglong was curious.

"The secret to making wontons delicious."

Ye Linglong tilted her head to look at Jiang Li, so Jiang Li took it out and put some for her, Ye Guixu also brought the bowl over, and Jiang Li put some of it, then the three of them hugged the bowl and didn't speak , silently ate wontons.

The wonton soup that left out seaweed and shrimp skin became especially delicious. Ye Guixu finished the soup with the bowl in his arms, and then gave Jiang Li a thumbs up.

Ye Linglong's eyes were bright, the corners of her lips curled up, and her cheeks dimpled slightly, "Are there any more?"

Jiang Li took out two small bags and gave them to Ye Linglong, "It's worthless."

"You can also cook?"

"I understand a little bit." Jiang Li humbled himself a little. After all, there is no chance to show it right now. Ye Linglong hummed lightly, put away the two small bags that Jiang Li took out, and then she took out a pot The wine was given to Jiang Li.

"You're welcome." Jiang Li put away the pot of wine, and then it was time for him to set off. Jiang Li sacrificed the spirit boat, while Ye Guixu looked at Jiang Li, stood up, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Jiang Huanyang's Five Elements Sword Formation is treacherous and changeable, you must be more careful."

"I know."

After a while, Ye Guixu scratched his head, "The sword move I taught you may not be useful, if you have a better one, of course it's best to use your sword move, don't be careful if something goes wrong. "

Only at this time did he tell the truth with a guilty conscience, because he knew very well that that sword could only break Jiang Huanyang's Five Elements Sword Formation three years ago at most. No progress?

Jiang Li smiled and nodded in agreement, but he hesitated for a moment and said, "If there is a chance, I still want to try."