In an apartment: kids make choices

Inside the station.

Lin Yun was listlessly listening to Nuo Lan answering the audience's emotional questions.

I don't know why, but there are fewer and fewer listeners with low IQ recently, which caused Lin Yun to feel very uninvolved when hosting the show.

The reason Lin Yun analyzed may be that short videos are becoming more and more developed, and those brain-dead listeners may have given up the old media and switched to new media.

In videos, posts, and comments, continue to radiate their retarded brilliance!

Just then, a male listener called.

Lin Yun originally thought that he would bring him some surprises, but after a long time, he just came to complain to the host.

Tell me how much you paid for your ex-girlfriend...

For this kind of story, go to Zeng Xiaoxian, the host of "Your Moon, My Heart", why are you calling here.

Of course, Lin Yun could only complain about these words in his heart. After all, he is a public figure and he wants to maintain his image.

But right here, the male listener suddenly said excitedly.

"Ms. Nuolan, do you know how kind I am to her?"

"We both go to different high schools, and our school only dismisses 10 minutes earlier than theirs."

"And I insist on picking her up at her school gate every day!"

"Every time after school, I always run to her!"

"In the year I fell in love with her, I broke my ligaments 23 times in order to pick her up from school."

Hearing this, Lin Yunteng sat up immediately, and quickly wailed!

Lin Yun complained mercilessly.

"This listener, please check the information the next time you sell badly, okay?"

"At least tell the difference between a ligament rupture and a leg cramp."

"And even if your ligaments are really broken, more than 20 times a year, girls only have twelve times a year when they have their menstrual period!"

"Do you push a wheelchair to pick up your ex-girlfriend every day?"

"OK, let's take the call from the next listener."

This time, it was a male audience.

The male listener was quite normal, but his question was a little abnormal.

"Yunzi, I'm going to take my wife to Changbai Mountain for a vacation"

"But I heard that there are more wild animals over there, such as black bears, wolves, tigers and so on."

"So I would like to ask, do you know if you encounter this kind of wild animal, other than pretending to be dead, is there any good way?"

Lin Yun turned his head to look at Nuo Lan, signaling to give her this opportunity.

Nuo Lan hurriedly waved her hand and pushed back this opportunity.

Seeing this, Lin Yun could only sigh and said.

"My listener, first I have to correct you a little."

"It's true to say that you pretend to be dead when you meet a bear, but this is on the premise that the bear is not hungry!"

"If it is really hungry, it will eat you no matter whether it is dead or alive!"

The audience hurriedly asked.

"Then what should we do?!"

Lin Yun said seriously.

"You are very lucky, this listener, because I actually discussed this question with a friend of mine."

"After doing a lot of research, my friend made up a jingle about how to deal with wild animals!"

The audience hurriedly asked.

"A jingle? What a jingle?"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"When a pig climbs a tree, when a snake runs, when a jackal picks it up with a stick, when a bear walks around a tree and flirts, when a fox flirts."

"What should I do if I meet a tiger? The big banquet in the village is really good!"

The audience said in a puzzled tone.

"I can understand everything you said, but I don't quite understand the one about meeting the fox..."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"I can't tell you more about this."

"After all, our show is for the public, the next one!"

After 15 minutes, the radio program finally came to an end.

Nuo Lan asked curiously while sorting out the documents.

"Honey, who made up that jingle?"

"Sounds pretty interesting."

"Could it be you who made it up yourself?"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Of course not..."

"When I first listened to it, I thought it was pretty fun."

Nolan said tentatively.

"Could it be Ziqiao? No, Ziqiao doesn't have this talent."

"Could it be Lili?"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said.

"Such a jingle with connotation, how could it be possible for a kid like Lili to say it out of the air!"

"A man named Ouyang Mofei told me this."

"There's no need to recall, you definitely don't know this person."

Nolan nodded.

"I really don't know."

"The four-letter name, if I've heard it before, it must have left a deep impression on me."

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"Okay, don't mention her."

"It seems that we haven't eaten skewers for a long time."

"Would you like to sneak over to eat something?"

Nolan said suspiciously.

"Didn't you say you came back after dinner?"

Lin Yun said with a sigh.

"You know what Western food is like."

"Their stuff, whether you are hungry or full!"

…………

In a university in Southwest China, in the female dormitory.

Sha Lele was sitting on a chair, staring out the window blankly.

At this moment, the few words Lin Yun said kept flashing in her mind.

“` ”I like to spend money on three things in my life, food, wine, and beautiful women. "

"Today, there are two meals, so I think it's worth the money spent."

"I don't like drinking fruit wine..."

Sha Lele blushed and muttered.

"Is he implying that I'm good-looking?"

"No, this is already showing me clearly!!"

"Will such a handsome man really fall in love with me?!"

Sha Lele looked at the two bottles of fruit wine on the table and murmured.

"Could it be that he is a gentleman and treats every girl he knows so well?"

"After all, he doesn't look like he doesn't like girls."

Another university, in the female dormitory.

Ouyang said proudly.

"Xiaohui, Lin Yun sent me a message!"

"Look, let me tell you that he likes me!!"

Xiaohui said with a speechless face.

"But I (Li Qianzhao) remember that you sent him a message at noon, and he replied to you at night..."

"Are you sure he's not..."

Could it be that Ouyang said with reason and evidence.

"Of course not!!"

"If you think about it, he can drive such an expensive car at such a young age."