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Lu Hai's brows frowned into a "Chuan".

"A brand that makes skin care products?"

"Yes..." The assistant paused, took out the things in the bag, and said with a embarrassed expression: "Brother Lu, why don't we try first..."

The cooling oil package in the palm of my hand is very... fugu.

Like packaging from the 70s and [-]s.

Put it on the palm of your hand, the size of a one-yuan coin, two centimeters thick, very small.

The iron round box is red.

It says - Dragon and Tiger Refreshing Oil, in large characters.

"..."

Lu Hai was silent for a long while, staring at the word qingliangyou for a long time, and finally his lips twitched:

"You just said that this small box of cooling oil...is professionally used to repel mosquitoes in Africa?"

He laughed angrily: "Such unreliable things, (chcc) you also believe?"

"If this cooling oil can really repel mosquitoes, I will publicize it for free to all colleagues who use it!!"

how can that be possible?

This little thing is so small, and it is still in the form of a paste, not a professional mosquito repellent.

Can it be specially used in Africa, and can also repel mosquitoes?

This ghost doesn't believe it!

...

Hearing Lu Hai's question, the assistant took out a piece of paper bravely, smiling uglier than crying.

"This... This is the instruction manual they sent along with you."

On the Internet before, the store took the initiative to send them samples.

And they also made a guarantee that if they feel that their time is wasted after using the samples and it has no effect, they will give them a Christmas blind box for free to compensate them.

Now Christmas blind boxes are available online, but there is no market for them!

Many people want to buy but can't buy it!

Can he not be tempted?

His girlfriend can talk about it!Try it anyway, it won't do anything!

I don’t know if it’s useful!

But Christmas blind boxes are always real right! !

So, it was so shameful—he was tempted! !

...

Although it feels silly.

But after all, everything is in hand, and it doesn't take much time to look at the manual.

Lu Hai still gave him a meowing look to save face.

It's better not to take a look at it.

After glancing at this, Lu Hai was so angry that his beard twitched.

"Bullshit!!"

"These people are talking nonsense!!"

Lu Hai's face turned green, "What does he think his product is? What the hell does he think he made a Sheyao incense? And any fucking beast with poisonous and aggressive will stay away from 300 meters..."

Isn't this bullshit?

This is only a brain-dead would write such an exaggerated manual, right?

...

Even the assistant froze for a moment, and leaned over to take a glance.

When he saw the instruction manual, he was stunned.

[Dragon Tiger Refreshing Oil: Huaguo God Oil!Anti-mosquito bites!And it has powerful mosquito repellent and insect repellent!Snake and ant repellent effect!Just put it on! There will not be any large beasts harmful to the human body within 300 meters!If it doesn't work!Ten times compensation! ! ! 】

[Efficacy: 1. Drive away any snakes, insects, rats, ants, and threatening beasts, and all toxic items will be 300 meters away from you. 】

[2. The effect of treating motion sickness is very good, as long as you apply cool oil, you will no longer be afraid of motion sickness! 】

【3. It has the top-level astral brain refreshing effect, just apply a little bit, and you will be refreshed all day long! PS: The effect of the drug can reduce the damage of staying up late by 80.00%! 】

【4. There is a certain pain relief effect, but not much!In case of emergency, the wound can be disinfected! 】

【5. It can form a drug barrier on the surface of the skin to effectively protect against viral infection!Such as infectious virus! 】

[Note: If you want to experiment with the effect, please apply it and go to the nearest zoo for a walk. If there is no effect, contact Arc: 135xxxx4453, and we will give away a Christmas blind box for free. 】.

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When seeing this effect,

Even the assistant was speechless.

Good guy!

The powerful mosquito repellent specially designed for Africa is not as exaggerated as you! !

You fucking... don't you think that smearing cool oil can drive away tigers?

What a hell.

...

? Lu Hai's expression was extraordinarily serious.

There was almost no expression on his face, he just stared at the assistant coldly, and said expressionlessly:

"In the future, such a brain-dead manufacturer will contact you and scold them to death."

"Every day, you know the false propaganda!"

"In the past, how many mosquito repellents have we experimented with? We said that it is a strong mosquito repellent, but there is no effect... It's all because of the existence of this kind of person!"

Just thinking about it made Lu Hai's teeth itch with anger. "Two forty zero"

...

Seeing his gritted teeth, the assistant felt a little guilty.

When he saw the line at the end—if invalid, give away a Christmas blind box, his heart was suppressed again.

Although this manufacturer is a bit stupid.

But maybe... just not good at producing daily necessities?

People's skin care products are still said to work very well.

...

then.

When Zhang Hong saw that Lu Hai was about to throw the cooling oil in his hand into the trash can, he immediately said:

"Brother Lu! Wait..."

"?" Lu Hai squinted at him, "What's wrong?"

"Brother Lu, didn't you see the last line?"

"?"

"Do you know Christmas blind boxes?"

Zhang Hong frowned, and said with a bitter face: "Although...although this manufacturer's cooling oil may not be reliable, but this manufacturer's Christmas blind boxes can now sell for at least four or five thousand."

"Four or five thousand? Christmas blind box?" Lu Hai was stunned.

He hastily glanced at this seemingly unreliable introduction page, and sure enough, he saw a small line of words in the last line——

[Take a video of the process of using it and go to the zoo for a real tour. If there is no effect, each person can receive an out-of-print Christmas countdown blind box. 】

...

Christmas Countdown Blind Box!

Now who doesn't know this thing!

This blind box is now priceless!

Quite a few people are begging for purchases on Xiaohongshu and Weibo, and those who have bought have goods in their hands and are also buying.

Many people's prices are very high.

1999 cash plus thousands of skin care products a bottle!

1999 cash plus a tablet!

5000 cash!

There are any prices!

In other words, as long as they go to the zoo once, the two of them can get 1 yuan.

...

Zhang Hong bitterly persuaded.

"Brother Lu, I'm just saying... what if, what if it works? Look at their sincerity, it's not a loss for us to go this far, isn't it..."

He paused: "Look at how many people have sent mosquito repellent to our travel agency, but dare to make such a guarantee."

Almost nothing.