Parallel Ninja World: Which Naruto Crossed Today?

So the next morning, Madara was tossed and turned all night because she was thinking about the kaleidoscope, about the technique of reincarnation, and about resurrecting Quanna.

Thinking of the sealing technique that Namikaze Minato and Senju Tomona were studying, he didn't plan to catch up on sleep, so he went directly to the yard and poured a bucket of water over his head to clear his head, and then he was going to Hokage Tower to find Hashirama and the others. .

however……

Madara, who had changed her clothes again, was startled by hurried footsteps outside before she had time to go out.

"Madara-sama!!"

"What's the matter?" In such a panic.

"Uh..., those juniors from the future..." Uchiha outside the door stammered, and before he finished speaking, he was anxious to find an excuse for the children of his family: "It must be the kid from the Uzumaki clan. It’s broken! Otherwise, the offspring of my family would be so obedient—"

"Nice and obedient?" Madara snorted, "Which word do you think this has something to do with that muddy boy Uchiha Obito?"

"Uh……"

"What the hell happened?"

"The rock wall..." the man hesitated, "I'd rather go and see for yourself." But it's better to be mentally prepared in advance.

Madara didn't like this hesitant way of speaking, so she gathered her clothes and pushed open the door of the dormitory to go outside the mansion.

Because of the high walls of the mansion, until he reached Konoha’s main street, Uchiha Madara was surrounded by strange eyes casted one after another. When he turned his head to look at the huge cliff that surrounded the village, he was really in a daze up!

Three huge heads over a hundred meters long!

The three huge heads carved on the rock wall with Earth Dungeon...

The first one has fried hair like a porcupine.

The second, ... probably a bald man?

The third one, the exploding sea urchin head is very artistic.

Of course, this is not the reason why Uchiha Madara almost collapsed.

What really drove him crazy was the strange expressions on those three heads! !

Can you imagine?

Uchiha Madara who is shy and shy, Senju Hashirama who is swearing, and Senju Tomonama who has a seductive expression.

The most miserable one is probably the Thousand Hands Door, next to the portrait is engraved with a manga-like text: 'Huh?~'

"…………"

This is probably the most nerve-testing moment in Uchiha's life.

In the eyes of everyone who feared him and feared that he would kill, the patriarch of the Uchiha clan was like an enraged tyrannosaurus, and he didn't even use Ninjutsu and Blink.

Just one step at a time, walking towards the rock wall behind Hokage like a Godzilla! !

Every step he took seemed to smash the ground!

Gritting his teeth and chanting those names——

"Uzumaki Naruto!! Uchiha Obito!! Uchiha Sasuke!!!!!!"

Kakashi, the boy who was really threatened to perform earth escape, was ignored by Uchiha Madara because he was always too low-key...

But following Obito and Naruto's pranks, Sasuke and the boy Kakashi, two teenagers who were full of hatred because of hatred, only at this moment did they live out the real boyish appearance.

In the night, four teenagers and two girls frolicked to their heart's content, discussing how to "sublimate the art" of Hokage Rock.

Of course, the situation they have to face today is——

"You guys!!! Come down from the rock wall for me!!!!!!"

Senshou Feijian yelled at Naruto and the others with the vital capacity of Kaidun, the veins on his forehead seemed to be ready to burst and bleed at any time, and the openings would ooze blood on the spot!

Namikaze Minato who followed was laughing maniacally at the tenth level in his heart, but on the surface he still pretended to criticize.

"Ahem, it's wrong for you to do this."

Qianshoubanjian: "You are too indulgent to them! Minato!!"

"Isn't this pretty good? Hahahaha" Senju Hashirama, who came from behind, couldn't stop laughing, "Tobima, you never let me see you when you were doing Yoshihara missions when you were young. Curious!"

(Yoshihara mission: In order to collect information from nobles and wealthy businessmen, families often send women or outstanding men to perform missions in disguise.)

Everyone looked at Qianshoubanjian: —_,—

"Brother, give it to me, shut-mouth-!!!!"

噔——!

Qianshou Zhujian was instantly depressed.

However, due to the overdue news that was gradually approaching, he couldn't get depressed!It was Uchiha Tyrannosaurus Rex Madara walking towards them step by step.

"Oh my god, did Madara's face get stuck in the ink?!" Hashirama exclaimed in surprise.

Feijian: "Brother, you have some common sense! That's his anger!! Go and stop him!"

This time Madara ignored the two of them, but took out the vital capacity of Huo Dun Hao Huo Mie Que and shouted at the little ghosts on the rock wall——

"Obito Uchiha! Sasuke Uchiha! Naruto Uzumaki! You three brats immediately! Now! Immediately! Get over here and kneel!!!"

With paint buckets hanging behind, Naruto and Obito, who were applying lipstick to Hokage Rock, were taken aback by Tomama and Madara. If Sasuke and the young Kakashi hadn’t grabbed their ankles and collar respectively, the two of them might have It just fell down.

Naruto and Obito were unharmed, but the red paint buckets hanging from their waists were not spared.

The paint bucket in vertical free fall is about to hit Uchiha Madara's head.

Uchiha Madara was so angry that he opened the Susanoo without even thinking about it, and sent the paint bucket flying!I can't bear it anymore and use Susan to arrest people!

But when he jumped back to where he was...

"Pillar, between the pillars...?"

The red paint bucket that was hit by Madara happened to be on the head of Senju Zhuma.

Beside Senshoubanma and Namikaze Minato hid quickly, at most it was just a piece of bright red paint under the crotch.

Hashirama was still holding the paint bucket on his head, "I said... Madara...?"

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Naruto and Obito, who were caught by Madara's back collar, shrank their necks, and Sasuke put his head on his airs and turned his head away and hummed softly.

All the spearheads that were originally focused on them all hit Uchiha Madara.

On the rock wall, between the bald pillars and the engraving of the door, the paint bucket on the head of the two is like blood, and the crotch of the other is unknown and bright red...

No matter how inarticulate and gloomy Madara is, she can't manage her expression well at this moment. Looking at Senju Hashirama who is embarrassed, she laughs loudly, and almost loses the friendship he and Hashirama lost on that river and that day. Laugh out loud at this moment.

It's not an insolent laugh, but a purer pleasure.

The entire morning of Konoha was filled with this kind of laughter, which made the people of Konoha realize the demeanor of one of the four masters of the Uchiha Laugh more than 60 years in advance...

Hashirama was embarrassed at first, but when the smile that Madara hadn't seen for a long time appeared on his face, Hashirama was more surprised than embarrassed.

But Qianshou Zhujian could do this, but his younger brother couldn't, and Qianshou Feijian was going crazy at this moment.

I'm afraid that any man can't accept the embarrassment of the red crotch, right?

Especially those who were attracted by Uchiha Madara's loud laughter, who didn't know what was going on in front of them, looked at Senju Feima and the crotch of the blond youth next to him...

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That expression is not to mention how wonderful.

Like a dye vat, no professional ninja can hold back the gossip.

Looking at the huge heads on the rock wall - shy spots, bald pillars, huh?

Then Uchiha Madara-sama didn't get angry, and he knew how to act recklessly?

"Madara-sama isn't so hard to talk, is he?"

"Look, Master Feijian is trembling with anger!"

"Master Hashirama has such a good temper that he didn't get angry like this. Well, he has always had a good temper."

"Although I don't know what happened, I suddenly changed my opinion of the patriarch of the Uchiha clan."

"Yeah, I always thought he was fierce before, so I didn't dare to approach him."

"I didn't expect it to be very approachable, and the carvings on the rock wall, puff—"

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahahahaha..."

With the first person started laughing, followed by the second, third...

No one is holding back, the whole Konoha Ninja Village is filled with boiling laughter!

That laughter had long covered Uchiha Madara's big laugh, which made Bambi Hashirama even more embarrassed when he reacted.

Kakashi, who was entertaining the arrival of the head of the Hatake clan, glanced at the direction of Hokage Rock, and knew what happened, and sighed in his heart, Naruto's 'masterpiece'.

Before Madara could cool his face over there, Naruto escaped from his grip and made a face at him after the long jump.

"Hokage Rock is a famous scene in Konoha Village! Sooner or later, I, Uzumaki Naruto, will definitely become Hokage, and I will carve my head on it, so that the whole village will recognize my existence!!!"

Uchiha was taken aback.

Uchiha Obito, who was influenced by Naruto, then escaped from Madara's hands when he was in a daze.

"One day sooner or later, I, Uchiha Obito, will become the first Hokage of the Uchiha clan! Carve my goggles and Sharingan together on Hokage Rock!!!"

Lively fresh life is always the most comforting thing after a war.

For the pranks of a few future teenagers, the villagers who don't know the meaning of Hokage Rock don't have much taboo. On the contrary, it brings a different adjustment to the busy, chaotic, and tense Konoha's initial stage.

Hashirama looked at Naruto Uzumaki with eyes full of surprise, until now, he vaguely realized...

Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Nohara Rin, Haruno Sakura, these children see more thoroughly than their adults? !

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The original book and characters belong to Kishimoto, OOC is my QvQ

In order to make this parallel world happy, let me OOC once.