It was as if ten thousand muddy horses galloped past his heart.

As expected of you, Jiaji.

I thought you saw something...

Your emotional focus is here! !

Feeling the cold murderous aura that started to emanate from the tea dolphin, as well as the rising aura, Ron became vigilant.

This guy, doesn't he want to beat himself up here?

Seeing the clenched hands of the tea dolphin, Ron took half a step back calmly.

"Well, Lieutenant General Jiaji, in fact, I..."

He wants to justify.

But before Ron finished speaking, he felt a blur in front of his eyes.

boom!

Ron's eyes widened suddenly.

He froze.

The tea dolphin suddenly knelt down on the ground with a plop, hugged Ron's feet with both hands, and choked with grief and said:

"—Please teach me how to pick up girls!!"

Ron:  …

The wind is a little messy.

Ron was also a little messy.

He stared dumbfounded at the tea dolphin kneeling on the ground in front of him, looking at him eagerly and expectantly, the corners of his mouth twitching crazily.

With such a terrifying aura and a cigarette in your mouth, you ended up kneeling down for me?

For a moment, Ron thought he had heard it wrong, and even wondered if he was insane.

"That... Lieutenant General Jiaji, are you serious?"

Jia Ji nodded his head, stared at the Rear Admiral solemnly, and said in a deep voice with an extremely serious appearance and attitude as if he was debating the truth of the universe:

"That's right!"

"You stinky boy, your appearance is mediocre, and there is still a distance compared to Lao Tzu."

"The strength is barely passable, barely keep pace with Lao Tzu."

"As for the military rank, you are only a rear admiral, and I am a lieutenant general of the headquarters... Alternate general!"

"I can't figure it out no matter which aspect I compare it with."

"This is a question that has troubled me for a long, long time."

His eyes were burning, his face was sacred and solemn, his eyes burst out with dazzling and bright light, and he stared at Ron closely, as if grasping a life-saving straw.

"The only explanation is that you know how to pick up girls!"

The wind suddenly quieted down.

Ron stood there dumbfounded.

He wanted to say that I didn't understand.

But seeing the tea dolphin's attitude that if you don't agree with me, you will go all out with you, he knows that he can't escape today.

If you don't understand, you have to understand!

The tea dolphin, who is usually idle, may have an attitude of not caring much about many other things.

But when it comes to women, it is tantamount to Garp's love for senbei, which is absolutely unquestionable.

"Cough cough..."

In desperation, Ron could only pretend to think about it, coughed twice, and said perfunctorily:

"Lieutenant General Jiaji, things like pursuing girls cannot be taught."

"What?" The tea dolphin was stunned.

He was full of disbelief,

"how can that be!"

"You brat, you must have lied to me!"

Seeing that the tea dolphin was about to jump up, Ron rubbed his temples, took out a pack of cigarettes, and wanted to smoke one to calm down.

Click!

The tea dolphin stood up nimbly and quickly, and handed over the lit lighter.

Ron gave him a speechless look and lit the cigarette.

"I did not lie to you."

"There is no secret to chasing girls... Besides, don't you often go deep into the crowd?"

Hearing this sentence, the tea dolphin's face suddenly darkened.

He faltered and muttered, and said embarrassingly:

"They... they all said that I was a respectable uncle."

"Besides, I've been to more of their homes, and the relationship is getting better and better. In the end, I even begged their fathers..."

Ron:  …

He was a little dumbfounded.

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Chapter 12 Admiral of the Navy, It's Too Difficult

Hearing Jiaji's words, Ron hesitated to speak.

He couldn't help but see the picture of Jiaji with his trouser pocket in his trouser pocket, a cigarette in his mouth, drinking wine with the fathers of the ladies and wives, puffing away, hooking each other's shoulders, urging them to drink and handing them cigarettes, and then there was a long thought in his heart. Sigh.

This style of painting is a plus.

Sure enough, he went deep into the masses. Isn't this all about relying on the older generation of others, isn't it deep enough?

"So what should I do?"

The tea dolphin looked at Ron eagerly.

As soon as the words came out, Jia Ji felt that he was a little humble, and couldn't help coughing lightly twice.

"Additional Lieutenant General..."

Ron pondered. To be honest, he didn't understand too much. He could only explain slowly based on what he had heard and heard before crossing the keyboard:

"First of all, you can't be too anxious to pursue a girl. It's even more inappropriate to confess rashly like you. If you are too hasty, it will scare many people away."

"Can't you confess directly?"

The tea dolphin was a little taken aback, obviously this was somewhat different from his worldview.

"But if you don't confess, how does a girl know that you like her?"

"And like Gion, I have confessed 98 times, maybe she will agree to me after confessing a hundred times?"

Ron was speechless,

"Didn't you just be in your early 90s before? Why did you get 98 times so quickly?"

The tea dolphin chuckled, rubbing his head in embarrassment, but then there was a brave and righteous expression on his face, he slapped his chest loudly, and said boldly:

"I can confess three times in one meal!"

Ron:  …

He remembered what Gion said just now that he broke three of his ribs, and he thought it was really easy to do it!

He shook his head angrily and said:

"The so-called confession should be the clarion call for final victory, not the clarion call for an attack."

"When a girl is not attracted to you, if you confess to you rashly, it will only make the girl think that you are too abrupt, that you are not serious about your feelings for her, and that you are just joking, and then your charm will disappear. decline."

The tea dolphin's eyes widened instantly upon hearing the words.

And so on! ?

The reality of the concept shook his mind beyond what he could comprehend.

"The most important thing is, Lieutenant General Jia Ji, you must maintain a relaxed posture and be free and easy enough."

"It's more important to be yourself, do what you want to do, and realize your dreams. Such a man is the most attractive in the eyes of other women."

"The relationship between feelings and love is not a unilateral contribution, but a long-term relationship that relies on mutual attraction."

Ron tried his best to recall the "knowledge" he had learned in various forums before crossing, and talked freely.

"Living in the world, you don't have to win the heart of a certain girl. It's enough if you put your heart into it, try your best to like it, and pay for it."

"Being able to achieve such a mentality is already very attractive."

The tea dolphin was greatly shocked. Although he didn't quite understand it, Ron's words also brought an unprecedented shock to his ignorant heart.

It was the first time in his life that he heard such a "shocking" speech.

Ron, this brat, seems to be good at not only speeches and strategies... This experience is amazing!

Most importantly, when the tea dolphin chewed and analyzed these words carefully, he actually found out that the damn thing made sense!

I used to be like this, including when I was young, I just confessed to a girl I liked a little bit, and in the end I always got a sentence:

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