Two-dimensional Strengthening Master

He didn't dare to bet on his own sexual well-being, and his feet instantly exerted force. The moment when the life-threatening little jade foot was less than one centimeter away from the target, his body flew into the sky and fell in the next second. behind the red.

Damn, my heart is like a snake and scorpion. I want to ruin the future of this wonderful young man. If you don't teach me a lesson, I will be bullied.

Naruto was burning with anger, his arms were like rockets, and he clasped her hands between his fingers. With a little force of the other hand, he pinned her down on his lap. Looking at the terrified red, he said fiercely: " If I don't make you unforgettable today, I won't be named Long."

Pooh!You didn't have the surname Long, and Hong An scolded you, but your heart was not as calm as you said, for fear that this perverted thief would do anything to her in broad daylight again.

Snapped!

He was resolutely cheeky, and shouted in his mind: "Sister Kelly, do me a favor, no, do Hong, who is also a woman, help her strengthen her butt, otherwise it is estimated that she will be in ten days and a half months. Can't get out of bed."

After a light hum came from the sea of ​​consciousness, there was no response for a long time.

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Chapters Eighteen - Nineteen

Iruka's head was covered in black lines. This Naruto Uzumaki, even if he became a genius, couldn't change his crazy, carefree personality, and his bad habit of blatantly disrupting the classroom remained unchanged.

"Naruto, do you have an opinion on this group? Is it ridiculous?" Iruka said with a gloomy face and a cold voice.

The bear children in the classroom, including the three little loli, all looked at him with strange expressions, and they didn't understand why he was laughing. Could it be that hitting Teacher Hong's ass in the morning made him nervous?

Naruto's face is not red and his heart is not beating. Although he realizes that his behavior is a bit inappropriate, he wants him to admit it. Beauty, you can still think about it, man?As far as ideas go, let them go as far.

With an inexplicable smile on his handsome face, he slowly said: "No, grouping means nothing to me, let alone discussing opinions, but the names of the classmates you named just now are too unique. , brought back some interesting things in my memory."

As soon as these words came out, the bear children were even more confused. The names of those classmates were clear and coherent. They were catchy and poetic.

The tail of the crane must have got some kind of adventure, and he suddenly became a highly anticipated genius, so excited that he went crazy.

A group of unbalanced bear children laughed schadenfreudely, and for a while there was a sound of laughter and mockery in the classroom.

Okamen Qiancao, Meichuan Neku and several other arrogant children who were named just now were even more angry and angry, and their faces were not very good-looking. They thought that Naruto was deliberately insulting them.

"Hmph, it's funny to say our name, but your name isn't too bad, right?" Qiancao Gangmen said angrily.

"That's right, my father is a well-known poet in the ninja world, Aoi is not empty. How could the name he put so much effort to give me have something to do with a joke." Aoi is Orihime's big buttocks. Loli with a face of death, uh, the dinosaur said angrily, that hideous appearance, just like Godzilla.

"He must be jealous of our picturesque name!" Umekawa Neku mocked.

When Naruto heard these laughter and questions, he naturally knew that they were not laughing at the top names like him, but were laughing at himself.

Immediately, he pouted in disdain. After all, he is a turtle who has never been in contact with the Internet and has not been polluted by the black water of the Internet. How can he know that once he enters the Internet, the text is as deep as the sea, and from then on, morality is the truth of passersby.

Naruto generally doesn't hold revenge, because if he has revenge, he will report it on the spot.

His mind was running fast, as if he was infected by the amazing talents of Meichuan's ancestors.I scared you to death.

He got up and straddled the table, feeling full of pride in his heart, and said aloud: "I'm too crazy to laugh at others, I can't see through laughing at others!"

"I can't see the tombs of heroes in the five tombs, and there are no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields."

When Naruto recited this poem with great rhythm, there was a lot of discussion, and the classroom, which was as noisy as the market, suddenly quieted down.

The bear children who were still joking and mocking Naruto just felt hot on their faces, like being slapped so hard, they couldn't speak for a long time, that's right, it's so perfect and neat, the verses are full of a The mood that everyone is drunk and I wake up alone fits the scene of Naruto being isolated at this time.

In the second half of the paragraph, it is a faint irony that those who show off on the basis of their own family background can't see the desolation after the death of the elders in the family.

Just now, he was still gloating at the misfortune, laughing at Naruto's lack of culture, and ridiculing him as a mad bear child who was speechless. They couldn't resist the trampling, the pleasure of tyrannizing the gods had not yet had time to climax, but the gods suddenly appeared, neither angry nor angry, but touched their heads and said to them: I don't blame you, who said you are all idiots.

Iruka was completely stunned, his mouth wide open. If yesterday's test Naruto can be expressed as a blockbuster, then Naruto's performance today is enough to be called a god.He swore he had never heard such a rhyme, such a poetic line.

In less than 24 hours, Naruto first showed his strength far surpassing that of the genius Sasuke, and then came the news that he subdued Yuhika and forced a kiss and spanked in the street, followed by blatantly disrupting the classroom and causing a siege, but There was no blood in the soldiers, and with a mouth, there was a big comeback of the Jedi.

Capable of both writing and martial arts, what kind of freak is this? ?

Sakura, Ino and Hinata were even more embarrassed, looking at Naruto with admiration on their faces, leaning closer to him unconsciously.

Naruto-kun is really the best, nothing can stop this man.

Che, I just plagiarized the last two sentences, and I shocked you into this. Naruto secretly laughed in his heart that the little Japan had no culture. In the previous life, the little Japan learned a little trick of the celestial kingdom during the prosperous Tang Dynasty. The orthodoxy of Chinese culture is shameless. Now it seems that this dimensional world derived from Japan is similar. After taking a bad name, I feel that I am poetic and elegant.

"Hey, why bother, why do you force me to take action?" Naruto sighed, pretending to be helpless, more poetic?The three hundred Tang and Song poems in your head will kill you in minutes.

What the hell!

The students in the classroom who were beaten to the core almost went crazy. Naruto is the rhythm of beating up the drowning dog. The integrity is lost!

It is clear that you laughed for no reason and caused the dispute, but now you are calling yourself a victim, and hitting them in the face is purely helpless.Do you want to lose face?

You can't say anything but you can't speak to others, you can silence them with a single poem, hit?Isn't this perverted fight with Naruto purely looking for abuse? The bear children are dumb to eat Huanglian, and they can't tell the pain.I swear in my heart that in the future, this pervert will laugh at whoever laughs, and he will never dare to be blunt for a while.

Under the double suppression of literary talent and force, the entire class was completely defeated!

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Chapter 20 Kakashi's Attributes

"Okay, it seems that Naruto did it unintentionally, I will continue to group everyone." Iruka mediated when he saw the scene a little embarrassed.

Naruto accepted it as soon as he saw it, and not only did he not get punished after disrupting the classroom, but instead used the poems of his previous life to comfortably pretend to be forced and slapped a group of people in the face.

As a human being, you can't make an inch, and the children should study hard.

He immediately retracted his right leg on the table and sat on the seat, holding Sakura and Ino in his arms with both hands. In fact, he wanted to put Hinata on his lap, but this little girl was too shy, in order to prevent She fainted on the spot, but Naruto still endured the wretched thoughts that were just around the corner.

Iruka didn't bother to care about him either, picked up the paper in his hand and continued to say loudly: "Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Choji, Yamanaka Ino are a group. Instruct Jorin Asma."

Ino's young jade body trembled slightly, the look of anticipation and excitement disappeared, and a trace of loneliness that could not be concealed hung on the cute little face, blinking eyelids as thin as cicada wings, fragrant lips pursed and curled, and the next Tears will fall in seconds.