I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

I was liked by non-human beings and watched by bullet screen Author: 24 hours a day

【brief introduction】

The original title of the book was "Crossing the Second Dimension with the Bomb Screen at Station B"

It can also be called "You can even live through the live broadcast at station B", "I am not afraid of the bullet screen protector", "The second dimension of the gay man at station B" (the sky is foggy)

Formal introduction

Suddenly, Galo crossed over.

As soon as he passed through, he stared blankly at the countless white, red, green and colored words floating in the world.

【"Famous to come to make up"

"Kill Bai Xue, no, kill Chun Xue"

"Invincible Spring"

"I'll take a second for the toad"

"Love the group"

"A terrible thing, the progress bar that breaks through the sky!"

"This progress bar has no head, right?"]

Wait a minute, the fonts of various colors floating past, the nonsense words, and the layers of unscrupulous words that always block the bottom.

Uh, how does this look familiar.

"This is not a barrage!"

The protagonist Garo looked embarrassed.

What's the use of the barrage of these audience masters!

……

This book includes, but is not limited to, Spring Things, so don't be surprised if anything comes up.

〇 Fantastic episode

I can really write

If you want to write, you can write, but that's not like breaking into the second dimension with a bullet screen.

Rather, "I accidentally became everyone's grand master when I broadcast live to teach immortality", or "The weakest grand master in history".

If it was written, it would probably be [-] people learning the Dafa of God and Man, and then causing disturbance, and the witty Bilibili immediately blocked the video.

Some brain-damaged self-immortal cultivators did not learn very well, so they began to recruit disciples. Various sects proclaimed endlessly, mostly in various primary and secondary schools, and some universities, which seriously disrupted social order.

In order to stabilize social order. The ZF launched a large-scale suppression campaign and captured tens of thousands of bandit leaders. The society was in turmoil for a while, known as the 17th Rebellion in history.

The impact of this incident was extremely bad, and most of the participants were minors. According to them, they were confused by the very tempting tutorials on cultivating immortals taught in the video while watching a video, so they committed such a big crime. wrong.

In the video:

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Reporter: Why do you think of "cultivating immortals"?

Suspect A: I clicked a video by accident, and some things happened in the middle, and some people started talking about cultivating immortals.

Reporter: So, you started to "cultivate immortality" after watching the video?

Suspect A: Well, in the video, it is said that after cultivating immortals, he is so powerful that people block and kill Buddhas, and I am very moved after hearing it.And everyone in this barrage is talented, and they speak nicely. I really like the feeling in it.

Reporter: Didn't you know it was a cult?

Suspect A: I don't understand anything. They say what they say. If I knew it, I definitely wouldn't. (Speaking of the young man's expression of remorse and innocence)

Reporter: Why do other people call you Mr. buff?

Suspect A: I don’t know about that, but some people say I’m handsome, and it’s like I’ve got a buff when they see me, so call me Mr. Buff! (As he spoke, the young man lowered his head shyly)

】

A video of Boy A, nicknamed Mr. Buff among other criminal suspects, having a question and answer with reporters was broadcast on the TV station. A cute boy was dragged into the abyss of crime step by step by the evil video.

All of a sudden, there was an uproar in the society, and the calls for strengthening the supervision of video exchange websites became louder and louder, and some even called for the banning of these websites.

A month later, due to the increasing pressure of mass protests, Station A-Ampere Current video exchange website, Station B-Bitcoin video exchange website, and CDEF and other English alphabet learning video exchange websites were closed down.

Some Cultivation Party who were not caught, after the failure of the rebellion, knew that their strength was still weak, especially because they did not have armed forces, and the road to seize power by force had just begun.

Therefore, they sneaked into the ground and slowly developed sects in rural left-behind children, rural primary schools, and areas except for free shipping in the country where the government has not fully controlled. The epic story of fighting bravely.

At the first Cultivator Congress, Zhenjun Huangzi, then the leader of the Immortal Cultivation Party, famously said about these battles: When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we stop; when the enemy is tired, we rest;This sixteen-character sect development guide has enabled the cultivator sect to thrive even in the coldest "winter".

Two years later, the weakest members of the first generation of immortal cultivators have reached the middle stage of Qi training, most of them have reached the peak of Qi training, and some strong people have even surpassed the peak of Qi training and reached the early stage of foundation establishment.Immortal cultivators in the mid-stage of Qi training can already defeat a well-equipped infantry squad head-on.

The configuration of the infantry squad is that the squad leader is a 95 rifleman with a 35mm grenade launcher; the deputy squad leader and a 95 rifleman is equipped with a grenade launcher; a machine gunner and a machine gun deputy each use a 95 machine gun and are equipped with offensive and defensive grenades; One, using the 88-style sniper rifle, is also equipped with offensive and defensive grenades; the squad uses a multi-functional anti-tank rocketman and a deputy.

If you perform guerrilla missions, you can even hold down a platoon.

At the same time, what is even more gratifying is that with the progress in political work, the JC who used to go to the countryside for inspections has been reversely absorbed and has become our party's firm warriors for cultivating immortals.

After realizing that their strength has matured, a large number of Cultivation Party members put forward counter-offensive opinions one after another, requesting an end to the underground covert work, and formally appeared in front of the people of the world.

Pitu Zhenren, who was the Secretary-General of the Cultivation Party at the time, listened carefully to the opinions of fellow Daoists in the party, and highly agreed with the active and enterprising spirit of all Daoists, and proposed a plan for the era of cultivating immortals for all at the Third National Cultivation World Congress.

As soon as this plan was put forward, it was unanimously approved by all the cultivation representatives. However, at the meeting, Daoist Liangchen of the Zhatian Gang, Patriarch Zhao Ritian of the Judgment Sword Sect, and King Yang Fawang of the Lightning Dharma committed left-leaning adventurism. The big city with the strongest enemy launched a rebellion and rescued the captured Taoist friends.Then gather strength to directly enter the imperial capital.

The founder of the Shushan Sword Sect severely protested at the meeting that this kind of action that does not take the lives of fellow Taoists at heart is left-leaning adventurism.

At the same time, Snow Mountain Fairy protested that a direct rebellion would cause immeasurable damage, which is an act of disaster for the common people.

The scene was very chaotic.

It wasn't until Hehuanzong Bafu Zhenren (former suspect A) proposed a three-step counterattack plan that the situation was brought under control. (A strong man who can practice to the middle stage of Qi training in the juvenile prison and then escapes)

The first step is to use the continuation +1s as a bait to attract the support of the high-level reactionaries and even simply absorb them into the entry-level sect and become outer disciples.

The second step is to let the disciples of the Xiuxian sect join the reactionary army with the help of the high-level reactionaries. The high-level troops are not needed, and the focus is on the grassroots. The highest level can be up to the company level.

The third step is the influence of social news, relying on selling pills to wealthy businessmen, and even attracting wealthy businessmen to join the outer disciples of the Cultivation Party, and get a lot of funds.A large amount of investment in Xiuxian novels, as well as adaptations of Xiuxian movies and TV series, set off a nationwide upsurge of cultivating immortals.

Then, with the help of social influence, Ergouzi, and the control of the grassroots army, they seized power peacefully with little or no bloodshed.

Three years after the implementation of the plan, the political power was seized peacefully. In front of the gate of heaven, fellow Taoists announced the establishment of the Cultivator Alliance and the opening of the first year of Jialuo.

After that, within a few years, the power of the Alliance of Cultivators expanded to the whole world.

In the 5th year of Jialuo, the whole earth has completely become a civilization with cultivation as the mainstay and science and technology as the supplement.

The biggest force machine is the Alliance of Cultivators, with more than [-] sects joining, [-] inner disciples, [-] An outer disciple.

In the 300th year of Galo, the research and development of the teleportation array has made the colonies of human civilization spread all over the solar system, and now it has begun to explore other galaxies.

The highest realm of the Cultivation Alliance is the former chairman Huangzi Zhenjun who has reached the stage of crossing the catastrophe.

It stands to reason that a cultivator in the tribulation period survives three disasters and five disasters, and after a catastrophe, he can become an immortal, truly transform into a mortal, and go to the fairy world to become a free and unrestrained true immortal, also called a true immortal.

But in this world there is no catastrophe and no fairyland, so Huangzi Zhenjun did not suffer any disasters and did not ascend to any fairyland.Simply broke through the Tribulation Transcendence Stage and reached the Tribulation Transcendence True Immortal.

Zhenjun Huangzi sensed something during the tribulation and ordered everyone to prepare for something.

And one day later, Jia Luo, who had been stabbed by the hatchet, traveled back again. He watched in astonishment as countless streamers flew in front of him in the sci-fi city.

Impressively, they were Xuanyi Sword Immortals stepping on flying swords. They stood in a uniform order, and the flying swords under their feet automatically flew back to the scabbard behind them. After the long sword was back in the sheath, they clasped their fists with both hands, and said in a loud voice: "The tenth generation of the Cultivation League! Disciple, welcome the ancestor back!"

In this way, Jia Luo became probably the weakest patriarch in history.

Author's message:

ps. I feel like I’m taking pills writing this way!

① My spring things are not so strange

Chapter 1 I crossed over as soon as I opened my eyes

Suddenly, Galo crossed over.

That's right, it crossed over very suddenly.

As soon as he passed through, he stared blankly at countless white, red, green, and colorful fonts floating across the world, no, there were these words on the top and bottom.

【"Famous to come to make up"

"Kill Bai Xue, no, kill Chun Xue"

"Invincible Spring"

"I'll take a second for the toad"

"The progress bar breaking through the sky!"

"This progress bar has no head."

"Reminder, don't play with the progress bar"

"Damn it, why are you back here again?"

"I'm back too."...]

"Fuck, what is this?"

Jia Luo looked at the countless large characters floating in front of his eyes speechlessly.