I Brush Attributes from Ghosts

The landlord's wife can't laugh or cry, Mr. Wang Ping, your chatting skills are too... You don't fit in with the group.

The two of them didn't know that Wang Ping did this on purpose.

He could tell that Chu Lili really wanted to get in touch with the "New World". Out of good intentions, Wang Ping didn't want an ordinary girl to get in touch with it.

Seeing Chu Lili's dejected look, Wang Ping held his forehead.

Hey, a girl with a very young face (you know) will want to comfort her if she is depressed in front of you, as long as she is not frigid.

Wang Ping is no exception, Yoyo said.

"Once upon a time, in a town where I lived, three people cut down a century-old tree to make a dragon pole, that is, a big stick for carrying a coffin. One of them asked, can this tree work? The other answered, why not? Don’t mention lifting one, you can lift two people, since then, as long as a person dies in the town, it will never die one, but three or two in succession, there are various ways to die.”

The landlady and Chu Lili were stunned.

The story is a bit funny, but in the funnyness, it makes people panic.

At least, the landlord's wife and Chu Lili's nerves have been mobilized.

"When doing things, there are some taboo things and words. It's best not to touch them. I know you are curious, but sometimes curiosity kills people."

Wang Ping looked at Chu Lili.

"If you're really curious, don't inquire about it. If it's not possible, you can ask me, and I can help you. Of course, I will charge you, and I can give you a discount on the price."

When Chu Lili heard this, she immediately became happy.

She is not a fool, she is very shrewd in dealing with people, Wang Ping seems to be admonishing, but in fact she is caring, and wants to tell her about the new world.

Chu Lili hurriedly picked up her mobile phone and exchanged V letters with Wang Ping.

"From now on, if I encounter something I don't understand, I'll ask you. Don't bother me. By the way, my name is Chu Lili." Chu Lili said happily.

The landlord's wife saw the whole process, and couldn't help giving Wang Ping a thumbs up in her heart.

Originally thought that Taoist Wang Ping only knew how to catch ghosts and could not chat, but he did not expect that Taoist Wang Ping was also a master at picking up girls.

Playing hard to get, the girl's V letter is about to arrive, high!

It seems that before I introduce my relatives to Daoist Wang Ping, I have to talk to them, so as not to send blood for thousands of miles.

The landlady seemed to regard Wang Ping as a pick-up girl.

Just as she was thinking, the landlady saw someone standing on the road ahead, waving at her car, asking for help.

It was a thin, handsome young man.

The landlady stopped the car and rolled down the window.

Young people speak out first.

"Hello, my car broke down. It's dark now, and there are still some people in the wilderness. Can you give me a ride? I can give you money."

His words were sincere, and his delicate face was full of sincerity, not like a lie.

Because his car was parked beside him.

Since the villagers thanked Wang Ping, it was getting dark by the time they left Dabie Village. In the evening, night has fallen by now.

Before the landlord's wife agreed, Wang Ping spoke up first.

"How much are you willing to give?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, and the landlady's wife and Chu Lili were also stunned.

Wang Ping loves money too much.

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Chapter 14 My name is Wang Ping, the old Wang’s Wang next door, Ping Xiong’s Ping

As a people's policeman, Chu Lili couldn't understand Wang Ping's behavior, and she was about to speak out, but Wang Ping grabbed her hand without any trace.

From the youth's point of view, Wang Ping acted like a man and woman couple. When the man saw the handsome young man, he was jealous and possessive.

As soon as Chu Lili blushed, she was about to get angry.

At this moment, Chu Lili felt Wang Ping grab her hand, and there was something strange.

Wang Ping stroked the palm of his hand with his finger indiscriminately.

Moreover, Wang Ping seemed to have stuffed her with something that looked like paper.

Immediately, Chu Lili became quiet and said nothing.

The young man smiled, not noticing Wang Ping's strangeness, and responded.

"My brother, how much do you want? I don't have much money."

Wang Ping smiled brightly at the young man.

"Not too many, not too many, you see there are not many cars in this wilderness, it is very difficult to get a ride."

"We are still a long way from the next crowded place. I think so, 1000 yuan, how about it?"

"By the way, I only accept cash, Alipay is not available."

Take a ride, one thousand yuan?

If it was anyone else, he would have yelled at him long ago.

But the young man didn't curse, just smiled awkwardly.

"Brother, this money is a bit expensive, and I don't have that much money on me, is it 500?"

"Okay! Since you call me brother, brother will give you a half discount."

Regarding Wang Ping's behavior, the landlady is very shameless.

If it wasn't for Wang Ping's kindness to the landlady, the landlady would have been angry long ago.

"Honey, you sit in the front row. I hit it off with this brother and chat about life." Wang Ping called to Chu Lili.

Chu Lili gave Wang Ping a hard look.

What wife?I'm still single!

The landlady opened her mouth slightly, her brain circuit was a little insufficient.

What's going on?How did Daoist Wang Ping get along with this police girl so quickly, and his wife called him?Could it be that the two chatted via V letter just now?What kind of unknown love story did you talk about?

Also, hit it off?Only then did you meet a passerby and hit it off right away?He also looked like he was going to have a long talk with passers-by.

This Daoist Wang Ping, could it be... a universal plug?

The landlady, already messed up, sighed.

Today's young people are really messed up.

"Let's go, landlady, bah, drive, landlady." Wang Ping said to the landlady.

The young man looked at Wang Ping strangely. Wang Ping asked for money earlier, but he thought it was nothing. There were indeed such people.

But Wang Ping wanted to have a long talk with him, which made him weird.

Now Wang Ping's nervous behavior dispelled his idea.

Along the way, Wang Ping once again used his chattering skills.

"Brother, where are you from? Where are you going?"

"What? So you are from Dadong Village. I have admired you for a long time. By the way, my wife, is Dadong Village a place name?"

"By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Wang Ping, Wang from Laowang next door, and Ping from Pingxiong. Brother, do you think my wife and I are a good match? My name is Wang Ping, and my wife has rough waves and mountains. Overlapping peaks, we are leveling and rising, aren't we a perfect match?"

The sound of crunching fists clenched, finger bones colliding, and teeth rubbing against each other sounded one after another.

The young man clearly felt that the woman sitting in the front seat cast a murderous look at the nervous Wang Ping next to him.

"Brother, what's your name?" Wang Ping asked, ignoring the murderous gaze.

The youth is preparing to answer...

Wang Ping waved his hand and said.

"Oh, forget it, don't mention the name. As the saying goes, a man doesn't care about trifles, and a name is just a code name. It's fate that we meet today. Why don't we ask for help? How about it?"

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The corner of the young man's mouth twitched, and he looked at Wang Ping as if he was insane.

This is crazy, you are the one who asked the name, and you are the one who refused to let me say the name.

And you are crazy, you only meet once or take a ride, you ask me for help, I suspect that you have lived to this age, I am afraid that you have already asked tens of thousands of people.

See you one by one...

Ignoring the young man's expression, Wang Ping was very enthusiastic.

His eyes were filled with tears, his expression blurred, he looked up at a 45-degree angle, and looked at the full moon in the sky through the sunroof of the car.

"Looking at the big brother, I can't help but think of running under the sunset that day, that is my lost youth."

The young man stared blankly, just about to answer.

Wang Ping's confused and sighing complexion, like flipping through a book, suddenly looked at the young man.

"When you talk about youth, you think of the shortness of youth. When you think of the shortness of youth, you think of time. We must cherish time."

"So it's getting late, or big brother, you should pay for the ride first."

It is very natural to extend the hand, the index finger and the middle finger are close together, and the two fingers rub against the thumb.

No need to read, everyone understands this gesture, Qian's gesture.

The young man felt like he was going crazy, he was still feeling the fuck before, how could he withdraw money in the next step, the change was too fast, Qiu Mingshan did not turn the corner as fast as you.

Today's youth really want to get off the bus.

This is not the car I want!I want to get off!

"Give you."