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Bai Fan smiled coldly.

"..." The corner of the attending physician's mouth twitched, but he faithfully recorded it in the medical record.

"By the way, what did you mean by my identity?"

"Oh, it means literally." The middle-aged attending physician pushed back his black-rimmed glasses with a calm expression on his face.

"Actually, I have had no less than a hundred conversations with you, Mr. 1403... No... It should be one or two hundred times. During the period, several doctors were confused by your words and lost themselves, and finally became One of the members here."

He flipped through Bai Fan's medical records and said loudly.

"Number: 1403. Gender: Male. Age: Thirty-five years old. He is a patient with savant syndrome and has a high IQ. He once analyzed the mental state of the attending physician from the perspective of a psychologist, and substituted the attending physician into My own world, after the consultation, the attending physician committed suicide and drowned."

"I used to call myself Li Shunsheng, Okabe Tomoya, Masakazuko, Liu Angxing, Ye Shenyue, etc."

"Number 1403 has very good talents no matter which field he is in. The military decided to imprison him for consultation and use three attending physicians to assist in the treatment."

"..." Bai Fan.

He froze for a moment, then smacked his lips.

"So I'm so awesome..."

"It's really great."

The attending physician said without hesitation.

"By the way, is it really okay for you to just tell me this information?"

"It doesn't matter. You are under surveillance 24 hours a day, and this is a mobile closed cell. Even if you escape, you don't know where you are. In addition, in order to communicate with patients friendly, I think I will tell you all the information. is required."

"...communicate with me?"

Bai Fan was a little disdainful.

"Then you were wrong from the beginning!"

"Wrong?" The attending physician was a little puzzled.

"Hehehehe - you should send a girl doctor to treat me, this is the best -"

Bang! ! ! !

According to Bai Fan's simple feeling, the bridge of the nose should be broken.

"I've never heard of such treatment in the ward."

Bai Fan endured the pain, and the liquid in his nose flowed down as if he couldn't stop it.

"Mr. No. 1403."

The attending physician withdrew his fist, his face was calm and indifferent.

"I think it is necessary for you to understand your current situation."

"Oh? What's the situation?"

Bang! ! ! !

Another simple punch, blood spattering.

"Here, you only have the right to answer or not to answer, you don't have the right to keep asking questions."

The attending physician wiped the blood from the face of his fist.

"Hey hey hey hey."

Seeing such an attending physician, Bai Fan laughed ferociously.

He laughed very happily, and it seemed that there was nothing more amusing to him than what the attending physician said.

Gradually, Bai Fan's laughter gradually subsided. He looked at the attending physician and said word by word.

"I'll kill you, I promise."

slap! ! ! !

With a punch to the side of the face, the muscles on the face made such a beautiful sound.

"You are most welcome, Mr. No. 1403, but now, you should be obedient. I have tried my best not to be violent."

"Try not to be rough as much as possible?"

Bai Fan spat out his broken teeth, and pulled up his swollen side face.

"Is this how you try not to be violent?"

"Well, more or less, I have always felt that violence is the best way to solve problems."

"Hehe, you don't seem to be suitable for the profession of attending physician."

Bai Fan said seriously.

"Perhaps you should really think about it."

"Considering what?"

"Change me to a girl doctor."

(Phew! That's it! I have another class tomorrow, and I have to draw pictures again tomorrow————)

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Haruhi Suzumiya, Yukuli Wood, Uejing Hospital.

I should have come to Uei Hospital to find Suzumiya Haruhi.

But I don't know why I suddenly appeared in this hospital, became No. 1403, and changed from a forever eighteen-year-old boy to a thirty-five-year-old senior.He couldn't even use his strength.

But Bai Fan still behaved gracefully and did not panic.

After a hundred reincarnations, he has seen many more situations than the current nonsense.

For example, when I was still a first-level hero, the full-level demon king had already attacked. For example, it was obviously a supernatural dungeon, and the boss was placed at the end of the routine, but Bai Fan met the supernatural script boss at the beginning.

Compared with those emergencies, at least what was in front of me was not the kind of hopeless scene where I would be tied to the execution platform as soon as I woke up.

Regarding the 'schizophrenic patients' and 'delusional patients' mentioned by Na Laoshizi's attending physician, Bai Fan would not believe it at all.

He just stuck out his tongue and licked the scarlet blood at the corner of his mouth, and looked at the middle-aged attending physician who was panting heavily in front of him with a smile.

"Mr. 1403, let me ask you again, your identity is—"

He shook his hands, who said that hitting someone with his fist would not hurt him, he would definitely go up and give that person two slaps, his hands are too swollen and painful now.

"Don't you need to wear finger cots?"

Bai Fan warmly reminded.

call--

He took another breath, with veins bulging on his smooth forehead, and said sarcastically.

"Are you thinking that I didn't hit you hard enough? Mr. 1403."

"emmmmm... I am actually a person who takes care of other people's face. You must ask me to say no, but in fact—"

Bai Fan tilted his head and asked in a particularly deep tone.

"Could it be that you are a girl? The attending physician? Your strength really reminds me of a girl."

"Ah, I understand."

Bai Fan cried out in a strange tone.

"Mr. the attending doctor should have undergone male gender reassignment surgery, right? Let me tell you, don't force yourself to use such a lot of strength after the operation. What should you do if the wound that is so hard to suture opens? What will happen to your body? It's not good."

"Hey, don't be angry, it's not good for your health either."

Bai Fan smirked sinisterly, with that expression of "I'm thinking about you, the attending physician who has changed from a female to a male", the middle-aged doctor began to take a deep breath again.

No, if this continues, sooner or later, he will be pissed off by him——

and many more?

Get mad at him?

This guy...could it be on purpose?Deliberately say some very annoying trash talk, and take all the right to speak in his hands?

The middle-aged attending physician looked at Bai Fan suspiciously.

This guy...does he have such scheming?

No matter what, I shouldn't have any unnecessary contact with him now.

You must know that the former doctor talked too much with Bai Fan, and was finally induced to commit suicide by Bai Fan's words.

"Mr. 1403, you don't need to use verbal inducements anymore, I won't be fooled, my task now is just to ask about your identity this time—"

"What language induces."

"I'm really mocking you. Normal people would think it's mocking, right?"

Normal people would think it was a sarcasm?

The middle-aged attending physician was stunned, Bai Fan's bold and straightforward words made him think subconsciously.

Indeed, Bai Fan's behavior just now is completely mocking from the perspective of a normal person, but why do I suddenly feel that he is using words to induce me?

"Is it because you are too tired, the attending physician, and it's a little tiring to talk to a schizophrenic like me? Personally, I think it's better for you to see a psychiatrist now."

"Go see a psychiatrist...?"

Bai Fan's voice rang in his ears again, and the attending physician felt that it was an opinion emerging from the bottom of his heart.

Indeed, every doctor who treats mentally ill patients has a psychologist who can talk to them and correct their own mental state.

"Yes, go to see a psychiatrist. Your current state is not very good. Irritability is also the biggest cause of depression in your heart. Think about it carefully. Are you usually irritated by my two words?"

"..."

What Bai Fan said made sense.

I don't usually get angry when someone ridicules me a few words... No... It should be said that there are very few people who get angry because someone else says a few words, right?