Acg Male Lead is My Trumpet

At this moment, she found the real one in her life!

Mentally retarded.

(Ahem... I looked at the book review area and found out that the chapters in front of me suddenly turned into two hundred chapters, and suddenly they spanned more than one hundred chapters, and they were still backwards-it scared me to death. But this It’s also a daily routine, and I often make mistakes)

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To save the mentally handicapped or not to save the mentally handicapped - that's a question for anyone.

Because it is much more sensible not to bring pig teammates than to bring pig teammates.

In addition, this kind of pig teammate is still artificially retarded like Kizuna Love—no, it seems to have become a real human in this world.

Clearing this game with Kizuna Ai will surely increase the difficulty of the entire game to a higher level.

But Bai Fan still decided to save her.

why?

Because she is retarded!

Don't you want to fuck...cough cough, no, don't you want to have a mentally retarded teammate who only knows to follow behind you and shout 666, which has no other effect, and sometimes commits stupid mistakes and leads to group destruction?

Whether you want it or not, Bai Fan actually doesn't want it.

Kizuna love has another function.

Whether she is retarded or not—

"At least she is obedient!"

It's not because of Kizuna's good looks or other reasons, but simply because she is obedient.

Bai Fan can swear to God, no matter how good-looking Kizuna Ai is, it won't be one percent important in his eyes.

The most important thing is that the rise of the middle two value is actually related to the people watching.

"Hey, hey, brother Fan! How do you do this? And what is the use of collecting these items?"

"You just need to follow my orders! You don't have to worry about other things! Your mind simply can't hold so many things!"

Bai Fan casually picked up the DV player of Quanben Temple and said ruthlessly.

If it was an ordinary girl, she would have given up her burden by now. After all, in which game would a cute girl like Kizuna Ai not beeping twice, and someone would always take their creature?

You should pamper me, love me, and give me all the good things, instead of driving me over.

"Brother Fan is so handsome!"

Kizuna raised her head in admiration, eyes full of stars.

"You really deserve to be Brother Fan! Sure enough, only a male protagonist like you who is so vicious, with evil eyebrows and mouse eyes, sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, ferocious face, fat head and big ears, can bring Aijiang through this game! It seems that the game is clear (clearance) It's already a certainty!"

"Why is she swearing?!"

The system girl looked at Kizuna unhappily, and at the same time turned her head to look at Bai Fan in puzzlement.

Bai Fan remained expressionless, as if he was not irritated at all.

This is not like that Bai Fan who is always ready to slash people with a knife. You know, it has become a law that no one can escape unscathed after provoking Bai Fan.

But why is Bai Fan so tolerant to a girl.

"Why is this person cursing?!"

The system girl is still a little upset.

"Although the host looks like a dog, this is not the reason for her to scold you!"

"..." Bai Fan.

Bai Fan just looked up at the system mother, and began to communicate with her in his heart.

"Would a normal person care so much about a mentally retarded person?"

Bai Fan asked back.

"Huh? Retarded? You mean this guy is a retarded? Retarded girl?"

'Humph. '

Bai Fan ignored the system mother's question, raised his hand and grabbed Kizuna Ai into his arms, and said in his heart expressionlessly.

'Normal people don't care about mental retardation. '

"Uh... well, I wouldn't care about a person with a brain problem."

The system mother agreed with Bai Fan's point of view.

'The problem is that I'm not normal! ! ! '

Bai Fan raised his palm fiercely, and slapped Kizuna's buttocks fiercely.

Vicious, right?Thieves, right?Sharp-billed monkey cheeks, huh?Scary looking, right?Fat head and big ears, right?You have a face full of meat, right?

I let you curse!

I'll let you take care of yourself even if you're mentally retarded!

"Wow! Brother Fan! What are you doing?"

"It's nothing."

Bai Fan spoke nonsense.

"I'm using the power of the Black Flame Dragon on my right hand to expel the impurity from your body! Grit your teeth and hold back!"

Any normal girl would probably regard Bai Fan's behavior as sexual harassment.

But in fact——

"Hey? Does this game still have such a setting? Good! I'll hold back! Brother Fan, please work harder!"

Kizuna gritted her teeth.

emmmmmmm, yes, Kizuna Ai is also not a normal girl after all.

Putting aside Bai Fan and Kizuna Ai who are not quite normal for the time being, let's look at the last lawyer player.

As a player who was not harmed by Kizuna, the player named Gao Wen is undoubtedly very lucky.

He didn't encounter any horrors after landing on the island. On the contrary, he also met an old NPC.

Through the narration of this old NPC, he probably understood what happened on this island.

In the grand ceremony of the Obscure Moon Kagura, which was once a grand ceremony in ten years, an unspeakable thing happened. It was a horror that could not be described in words, and it was necessary to go to the Obscure Moon Altar in the center of the Lost Forest, so (the following content being harmonized).

"So what the hell is this motherfucker talking about! And why is the pop-up dialog box not directly talking to me! Why is the following content harmonized?!"

Even with the lawyer's eloquence skills, Gao Wen couldn't get a single word out of this old NPC's mouth.

That's right!

Just dialogs!

Although in the end, the old NPC gave him a roll of bandages for blood recovery and replacement dry batteries.

But these two things are of no use to him for the time being.

"At this time...do you really want to join your teammates first?"

Gawain was not a fool, on the contrary, he understood how to complete this horror game that could only be passed through teamwork.

At this time, you must first find your teammates to merge.

But I don't have anything like a signal flare in my hand-as for setting fire to the mountain...

Gao Wen turned his face to the side and glanced at the dense bushes.

Whether it can be ignited or not is a question.

Whether he can escape the flames is another question.

"I can only give up."

But the only good news is that he is a fast-running lawyer, and he also got the most important news from the NPC, that is——

"The central altar of the Forest of Lost...should be this place?"

Bai Fan and Kizuna squinted at the fork in front of them.

On the road on the left, there is a big sign saying 'To the Obscure Moon Altar in the Forest of Mystery, please go this way'.

And the sign on the road on the right also says, "Please go this way to the Obscure Moon Altar in the Forest of Lost Forest".

On the roads on both sides, there is an NPC standing on each side——

"This kind of development... If there is an acquaintance."

Bai Fan moaned calmly, and then laughed out loud.

"I want to see what pigeons are sold in the barrels of the two of you!"

At this time, don't forget to brush a wave of secondary values.

(I’m in the country, so I thought about it and uploaded it after finishing the two chapters. My mother-in-law’s birthday is today, so I’m going to stay for a few days, but it’s okay. I bought some traffic—write slowly.)

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"Welcome to the Forest of Mysteries—adventurers!"

"I--"

"Wait a minute!"

Bai Fan stretched out a palm.

"..." The two NPCs were just about to say their lines, but they were ruthlessly interrupted by Bai Fan, who forced the words into his throat.

"Do you two want to say that there is only one road to the Lost Forest, and one of them will lead to a dead end, and one of you will lie and the other will tell the truth, and we only have one chance to ask questions? "