Acg Male Lead is My Trumpet

"Teacher Bai—"

Regarding this, Bai Fan just snorted coldly, expressionless.

"You are looking for Teacher Bai, what does it have to do with me, Bai Fan?"

"Hey?"

The unknown creature froze.

it is good!

Bai Fan was overjoyed.

Sure enough, these guys have the same IQ as Naiyako, how deceiving!It will be stable next time!

It spat out the roster from a shape resembling a mouth, and flicked through it.

After a while, it raised its head.

"Bai Fan is Teacher Bai."

"...?????"

Um? ! !

This plot seems a bit wrong, doesn't it?

Isn't it said that people in the universe are very easy to deceive?How do you feel that this slime is not a particularly easy-to-deceive type?

Bai Fan.

into crisis.

(I can't cultivate immortality anymore, I feel that I will become bald if I continue to cultivate immortality. It seems that Meijiu has to go to bed early to rest now-but speaking of it...uh, it's nothing.)

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Generally speaking, slimy soft-bodied creatures should be brainless.

But why can't I fool this kind of trash fish who has no brains and can't even maintain a human shape, but a guy like Naiyazi who is at the level of an evil god can fool him every time.

"Sure enough, when the strength breaks through a certain level, is it useless to use the brain?"

Bai Fan looked at the sticky creature in front of him, thought carefully for a long time, and finally stretched out a finger.

"Look, people from the Planetary Protection Agency."

"Where? Where?!"

Slime looked back suspiciously, only to find that there was nothing behind.

When he turned his head again, Bai Fan had already plugged it with a toilet plug and pressed it firmly into the toilet.

"It's hard to make people sleep peacefully at night."

Bai Fan casually pressed the flush button on the toilet, and stuffed the slime into the toilet with both hands.

"I was thinking too much. It turns out that your IQ is similar to that of Naiyako and the others."

Bai Fan wiped the sweat off his face, watching the slime turn into liquid and be washed away by the water.

"Huh... This is the first time."

Bai Fan put the toilet aside casually.

Today he can be considered to have seen the roots of these Cthulhu evil gods.

It can be said that it is pervasive, they can come out of all kinds of places, and then scare you.

Needless to say, places such as the toilet, sometimes they will replace the Kayako and others, clinging to the ceiling.

The most unacceptable thing for Bai Fan is that when you are cooking, something disgusting suddenly squeezes out of the faucet, or you were playing the legend of mortal cultivation, and a big tentacle suddenly drilled out of the computer screen.

What kind of sour feeling can you believe?

In order to prevent the girls from noticing and get rid of these guys at the same time, Bai Fan really spent a lot of effort.

"It seems that it became like this after being in contact with Naiyako today."

Could it be because of this reason?

Because of contact with people organized by the Planetary Protection Agency, it was discovered.

So this time, was Naiyako and the others killed?

"Actually, it's because we Cthulhu evil gods have electric waves that attract each other, and humans can't feel it."

Naiyazi didn't know when he touched Bai Fan's back, looking triumphant.

In this regard, Bai Fan just pinched Naiyazi's delicate face expressionlessly, pulled it and rubbed it to both sides.

"I really appreciate you, thank you for telling me such useful information."

With the strength that can tear an ordinary person in half, although Bai Fan is laughing, but in Naiyazi's eyes, for some reason, he smiles very ferociously.

"Speaking of which, don't you still want to protect me? What about the protection you promised?"

"Ahaha...Today, unexpectedly, there is a LIVE live of the animation OP that I really want to see! There is also a handshake meeting, and they are all late night shows, so I can't go."

Naiyazi was pulled so hard that she could only speak inarticulately.

"But don't worry, Teacher Bai! When I go, Kezi will be on duty! She can definitely protect—"

"I saw Kezi behind you just now. That's right, just now, it seems that she went to the animation LIVE night show with you—"

"I--"

Naiyako opened her mouth.

"Miss Nayako."

With a serious expression, Bai Fan put his palm on Naiyazi's shoulder.

"In this case, do you think it's useful to explain yourself?"

"I..."

Naiyazi opened her mouth slightly.

"Can I beat you up?"

Bai Fan took out a pitch-black dagger with a kind expression.

"That... can I put the surroundings of the concert first... This is... this is the ywuwuyi concert..."

"I still have talcum powder, don't you feel ashamed?"

Looking at the well-packed 'Oh, I accidentally ate all your rice' figure of talcum powder in Naiyazi's hand, Bai Fan could only nod patiently.

"Sure enough! Teacher Bai, you are a good person!"

Although he likes to hit people, Bai Fan might be unexpectedly a good guy.

Naiyazi nodded vigorously, and after she put away all the figurines, it doesn't matter how much Bai Fan beat her up.

He looked at Nayako and said nonchalantly.

"I also have something to prepare."

After Naiyazi put everything around, Bai Fan also slowly walked out of the room.

He had barbed knuckles gleaming in his fists, several detonators pinned to his waist, a machete in one hand, a chainsaw in the other, and crowbars and frying pans on his back.

At the same time, with Naiyazi's terrified expression, he also pulled the chainsaw in Bai Fan's hand.

"Are you ready?"

Bai Fan looked at Naiyazi seriously, weighing the weight of the chainsaw in his hand.

"That... Teacher Bai... I will die when I grow up..."

It was a chainsaw half the width of a person's waist.

This is no longer the level of a demon...

In the eyes of Naiyazi, Bai Fan has already become a kind of endorsement of Satan.

"Be good! After all, you are also a member of the evil god! Grit your teeth!"

"But the chainsaw has nothing to do with clenching your teeth!!!"

Naiako yelled in horror.

Accompanied by the sound of bones breaking, the night passed——

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Today, there is an author reflection event.

Due to being involved in Kayaba Akihiko's matter, and Naiyako's mischief yesterday, Bai Fan only remembered this incident in today's reminder from Okano Yoshiko.

Bai Fan sat solemnly in front of the computer, next to a bloodstained chainsaw.

To be honest, this little damage is nothing to Naiyazi at all.

It's just that this evil god has been on Earth for too long, so he naturally feels that things like chainsaws can cause mass destruction to her.

"Although it's a review event, it's just a few words about my author's thoughts on the Internet, so I might as well dove... Anyway, the editor-in-chief and the president will also participate in this event this time, so I'm one more Is it okay to be missing me?"

think.

To dove, or not to dove.

this is a problem.

"Live webcast... Write a few sentences about your career as a writer——"

Ah...emmmmmm...

Bai Fan looked at the broadcasting room, looked at the snow-white barrage that kept scrolling over it expecting what he would say, and finally flicked his finger.

Ding--

Some authors publish new author reflections.