Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Not long after, Gong Xinliang called again, saying that she had something to do suddenly and couldn't get away, and that she would have dinner together when she had time.

Even though she concealed it well, Liu Xu still sensed the impatience, indifference and disgust in her tone.

This result was exactly what Liu Xu thought. Although he was prepared, he was still a little dissatisfied.

However, he didn't care too much, Feng Shui took turns, the current Liu Xu is no longer the same as he was back then, and the future Liu Xu will certainly not be the current Liu Xu.

This point of dissatisfaction did not affect Liu Xu's appetite, and his appetite at noon was still very good. Although it was a takeaway, he and Guo Haizao still had a good time eating.

"Okay, you stay at home." Liu Xu threw the bowl into the dishwasher, and then prepared to leave.

"Landlord, where are you going?" Guo Haizao asked.

"I'll go to the antique market and buy something." Liu Xu said with a smile.

"Can't I buy it online?" Guo Haizao frowned. The little girl is a diamond-level customer of Taobao. ".

"There are a lot of fakes on the Internet!" Liu Xu rolled his eyes. Who has ever heard of someone who dared to buy antiques online, and thought he had too much money?

"What about Jingdong?" Guo Haizao asked again.

"Jingdong didn't sell it." Liu Xu shook his head.

"Landlord, what do you want to buy?" Guo Haizao frowned beautifully.

"Oh, I just bought some props for catching ghosts." Liu Xu laughed.

"Props? What did you just say? Catching ghosts?" Guo Haizao froze for a moment, obviously not recovering.

"Well, mahogany swords, talisman paper, cinnabar, Luo Geng, Bagua mirror, seven-star rope, five-element command flags, etc., are all messy things. Only then can they be sold. There are many fakes on Taobao. I bought them last time. A bottle of black dog blood, but what I received was a bottle of chicken blood; the same time, I bought a lottery ticket that must win, but I bought a lottery ticket worth 2 yuan, and I didn’t even win..."

"..."

Guo Haizao felt messy in the wind.

Chapter 117

In the scorching summer, the scorching sun fell on the ground, and the people coming and going on the street wanted to go to the shady place. Only one young man was exposed to the scorching sun on the side of the street, leaning on an old wooden chair with his upper body and his legs on the pavement. On the table covered with yellow cloth...

Although the young man was wearing Taoist robes, he showed the posture of a hooligan.

On the left side of the young man, there is a banner with two words written on it - catch ghosts!

That's right!

This young man who is facing the scorching sun on the street is a Taoist priest!

If you ignore the young man's hooligan posture and take a closer look, he really looks very frustrated.

"You are?" Liu Xu looked up and down this twenty-five-year-old Taoist priest who looked like a skinny monkey. He didn't expect that there were his own colleagues in this world.

From this person, Liu Xu felt the existence of true energy. Although he was of pure dick blood, he was a genuine Taoist priest.

"I'm Yin Shisan, do you want to exorcise demons and catch ghosts, or do you want to tell fortunes?" Yin Shisan raised his head and glanced at Liu Xu. His skills were obviously not as deep as Liu Xu's, so he didn't see anything. Ling is not tolerated by the heavens, so he naturally has the ability to block the secrets of the heavens, but Liu Xu's face shows that he is a person with profound blessings and preciousness, so Yin Shisan is very puzzled why the other party is looking for him!

"You were really born at [-]:[-] on the [-]th day of the seventh lunar month, so your parents named you Thirteen." Liu Xu blurted out.

Yin Shisan is actually a good person, he is kind but lecherous, with a broken mouth and tofu heart, but life is always like this, the more you want something, the less you have nothing. Yin Shisan himself wonders why every love of his has ended in tragedy .

Before his death, his grandfather taught him the "Sanqing Maoshan Technique", making Yin Shisan one of the few successors of Maoshan's "White School". In his life, Yin Shisan embarked on his journey of subduing demons and eliminating demons.

He also finally learned that the successor of Maoshan Shushu has "five disadvantages and three deficiencies" in his life, and he happens to be the "widower" among the "five disadvantages and three deficiencies". .

However, meeting Liu Xu changed his "widowhood" luck. Liu Xu discovered that Yin Shisan's head was slowly emitting a powdery air.

This kid is going to be lucky!

"It turns out that brothers are also traveling together." Seeing Liu Xu blurt out his birth date, Yin Shisan exclaimed that he had encountered a walking frame, then he suddenly frowned, and said to Liu Xu: "You came just in time, help me guard the stall, I'm going to use a bathroom and I'll be right back."

As he said that, he left the stall and ran away without a trace, but Liu Xu noticed that when he turned to leave, the powder on Yin Shisan's head shrank back.

After thinking about it, Liu Xu didn't fully understand what was going on. He sat in Yin Shisan's position just now.

As soon as he sat down, Liu Xu was stunned for a moment, because this location is the most vigorous place on this street.

The reason why Yin Shisan set up a stall here is to borrow the energy of the earth to cultivate?

"Brother, can you really catch ghosts?" A pleasant female voice rang out. Liu Xu looked up and saw a beautiful woman in a black gauze dress.

Is this Yin Shisan's luck?

It would be fine if it was another woman, but this woman, I'm sorry...

Liu Xu sighed because he was going to cut off his beard.

"Miss, you seem familiar to me. Have we met somewhere?" Liu Xu narrowed his eyes and carefully looked at the beauty in front of him. His sharp eyes seemed to be able to see her clearly.

The beautiful woman frowned, and said displeasedly: "You use the banner of hunting ghosts just to talk to women?"

"No, no, I really think Miss looks familiar..." Liu Xu smiled, not taking the beauty's anger seriously.

"Hmph! Another trickster!" The beautiful woman glared at Liu Xu, stomped her feet, turned and left angrily.

She had barely walked ten steps when Liu Xu's lazy voice came from behind and said, "Hu Yifei, who lives in a love apartment, her parents divorced early, remarried with her mother since she was a child, and later formed a reorganized family. Your younger brother's name is Lu Zhanbo, and your mother's name is Yuan Chunli. You have excellent grades since childhood, and you strive to be the first in everything you do. You are a taekwondo master and a black belt in karate. Your most sensitive part is your ankle..."

Hu Yifei was intercepted by Liu Xu.

Before finishing speaking, Hu Yifei turned around and rushed to Liu Xu, grabbing Liu Xu's collar and angrily said, "How dare you investigate my old lady?"

It is true that there is only a wrong name, not a wrong nickname, and the "Devil of Death" really lives up to its reputation.

"I didn't investigate you..." The corners of Liu Xu's mouth rose slightly, showing no fear.

"Then how do you know my information, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation! Otherwise..." Hu Yifei narrowed his eyes, and his words were a little more threatening.

"I want to tell you that I calculated it temporarily, do you believe it?" Liu Xu said nonsense without blushing.

"Who are you lying to! Only a fool will believe you in things like fortune-telling!" Hu Yifei said angrily.

"Then why did you come to this street under the scorching sun and ask me about ghost hunting?" Liu Xu couldn't help smiling when he heard this, and said, "Even if you are a female doctor, having a high education doesn't mean you can deny the truth about this matter." A supernatural event!"

"You..." Hu Yifei was at a loss for words for a while.

"Looking at your haggard appearance, you must have been entangled with unclean things for several days!" Liu Xu frowned.

"How do you know?" Hu Yifei widened her eyes and exclaimed, "I obviously..."

"You obviously put on makeup to cover it up, why would I see it... Are you right?" Liu Xu said.

Hu Yifei was surprised: "That's right...how did you find out?"

"Want to know?" Liu Xu smiled mysteriously.

Hu Yifei nodded in a daze.

"Let go of me first." Liu Xu pointed to his right hand that was holding onto his collar.

"Oh!" Hu Yifei hurriedly let go of her right hand, and at this moment, the last trace of doubt she had about Liu Xu disappeared without a trace.

Chapter 118 I'm the one who hugged you last time!

Liu Xu straightened his collar, raised his legs, and said in a calm tone: "Although you use cosmetics to cover up the information on your face, you can't use cosmetics to cover up your 'honest' eyes! From the moment you talked to me At first, I could see the tiredness in your eyes."

Glancing at Hu Yifei, Liu Xu felt the heavy resentment from her, and continued: "Also...your eyebrows are enveloped by a faint black air, so I can conclude that you are really haunted by unclean things It’s up! And you’ve been harassed by ghosts in your dreams for several days in a row, right?”

"Master! You are really a master!" Hu Yifei's voice was pleading: "Please help me, my roommate and I have been haunted by that ghost for several days and haven't had a good night's sleep .”

"Of course I can help you..." Liu Xu smiled and said, "It's just..."

As soon as the words fell, there was a crisp "pop", and Hu Yifei took out a stack of pink banknotes from his bag and slapped them on the table.

"Master, the [-] yuan is a deposit! I'll pay another [-] yuan when everything is done." Hu Yifei said: "For [-] yuan, you can buy an Apple mobile phone, and then apply for a Weibo and WeChat, so as to promote it online , your business is easy to be regarded as a movie, so it's best to start with the circle of friends."

Liu Xu has black hair, and he is not short of money, not to mention only a few thousand dollars, and what is she talking about?He originally wanted Hu Yifei to invite him to dinner, and then everyone would make friends or something, but Hu Yifei completely misunderstood it.

"Ghost hunters like us have always paid attention to helping the world and saving people. How can you be ashamed of collecting money?" Liu Xu smiled, holding the banknotes, and put them in Yin Shisan without counting them. in his drawer.

"I understand, I understand, she is a master after all!" Hu Yifei smiled and didn't care too much. After all, Liu Xu is currently the only person who can help her out of the sea of ​​suffering.

"Leave your address, and I will go over to help you subdue the evil in the evening!" Liu Xu said.

"Why not now?" Hu Yifei frowned beautifully, but she didn't want to delay at all.

"Yifei, the yang energy is strong in broad daylight, and the ghost must be hiding somewhere." Liu Xu glanced at Hu Yifei and said, "It must be at night to catch it, and I have to go back to prepare for it." What kind of guy, is it possible that I just go to catch ghosts with nothing in my hands?"

"It seems to make sense..." Hu Yifei nodded.

"Okay, Yin Shisan hurry up...cough, leave your address and leave, or I'll refund you immediately and find someone else." Liu Xu waved his hand impatiently.

"All right, all right, I'll write." Hu Yifei took out a pen and paper from his bag, and quickly wrote down the address.

"Here, I must come tonight!" Before leaving, Hu Yifei glanced at Liu Xu reluctantly, her eyes and tone, like a little lover who hasn't been nourished for a long time...

Not long after Hu Yifei left, Liu Xu put his legs on the table again, closing his eyes as if he was thinking about something.

"Although I cut off Yin Shisan's beard, I also earned him [-] yuan, didn't I? It can be regarded as a settlement." Liu Xu secretly said in his heart without any guilt: "The big deal is that I will introduce him to a few more in the future." In the case of catching ghosts, I can also develop international business for him, this world is more interesting than imagined, and there will definitely be many surprises...Well, go prepare some materials for the night."

While Liu Xu was thinking, he quickly picked up the things on the table.

Yin Shisan, as a daoist Taoist priest, has a complete set of food and beverage items, and the three thousand yuan just now was regarded as the shopping fee for these items.

At this time, there was a "pop", and a white and slender jade hand suddenly fell on the table.

"Stop what you're doing." The woman's coquettish voice reached Liu Xu's ears.

"We are closed for business today, Miss, come back tomorrow!" Liu Xu continued to pack his things without raising his head, completely unaware that the woman standing in front of him was a policeman, and she was also a famous violent policewoman in the nearby police station. .

"What business are you doing? Put your hands up and follow me!" The policewoman took out her handcuffs and slapped them on the table, staring at Liu Xu with menacing eyes.

Liu Xu glanced at the handcuffs on the table out of the corner of his eye and looked up quickly, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

Looking up, Liu Xu couldn't help but his eyes brightened, how can life never meet again!

I didn't expect to meet Li Xue here.

"I just set up a stall here and didn't do anything bad!" Liu Xu said, looking back and forth at Li Xue with admiring eyes.

The shoulder-length hair like ink is casually scattered behind the head, under the crescent-like willow eyebrows is a pair of enchanting peach blossom eyes, and the face without makeup is astonishing as a heavenly man is better than a fairy.

A loose police uniform can't conceal her graceful curves, and the slender legs under the short skirt are even more graceful against the black silk, making it hard to look away at a glance.