Save the Two-dimensional Devil

The bamboo stick hit Xiang Yu's forehead and Yuexiong's mouth again and again. Although it didn't hurt or itch to Xiang Yu, it dazzled him so much that he didn't know how to deal with it.

Liu Xu watched from the side, and felt that the wooden stick in Xiang Liang's hand seemed to have eyes, pointing where to hit.

"Real skills!" He sighed in his heart, and then felt that the thirty-six-way dog-beating stick method is simply a magic weapon, which must be learned.

As the last move, Xiang Liang's bamboo stick hit Xiang Yu's wrist suddenly, Xiang Yu's long sword fell to the ground, and Xiang Yu stood there dumbfounded.

Xiang Liang said: "Yu'er, your bravery is indeed unparalleled in the world, but with the sword in your hand, you can't even beat a cripple with a bamboo stick. Do you know why?"

"Oh, no matter what, I didn't expect my martial arts to be far from my uncle's." Xiang Yu was like a defeated rooster, his arrogance was gone.

Xiang Liang smiled: "No, it's because softness can overcome strength. You are like a sword in your hand. You are so brave that you rarely fail, so you think you can't make mistakes, and you only know how to attack blindly. If you continue like this, you will inevitably fail." Become self-willed; if you encounter an opponent who is as cunning and tough as a bamboo stick, although you will have an advantage at first, but after being sapped by the opponent, you will become impetuous, and you will inevitably lose in the end..."

"Yu'er, Xiao Chuan was right about what happened just now. You have to remember, people, you have to know how to advance and retreat, and know how to choose. From now on, you will lead the army and fight with wisdom and strategy. You will strategize and win thousands of miles. In the end, it will only end in defeat and death."

For the training of his nephew Xiang Yu, Xiang Liang can be said to have worked hard. For this son's education, Xiang Liang did not even marry all his life. No matter how hard Liang worked, Xiang Yu was like a stubborn tree, unyieldingly growing up according to his wishes.

Xiang Liang personally coaches, no matter civil or military, riding a horse to fight or arranging troops, our classmates have all experienced it. Is it too simple or do you think that your reserves are enough and you just need to go to the battlefield to make contributions?

Perhaps for Xiang Yu, his subsequent military successes took up a lot of his talents. If there were no subsequent successes, I am afraid that in the eyes of future generations, he is just a Ma Di with great ambition and lack of talent.

Just as Liu Xu was secretly giving Xiang Liang a thumbs up, Xiang Liang called him aside.

"Xiao Chuan, you are our uncle and nephew's savior to us, and we have saved your life too. This is the fate given to us by God, and we are a family."

Knowing what they meant, he replied, "Thank you, Uncle."

Xiang Liang said again: "As an elder, I want to tell you that in this troubled world, one cannot have the kindness of a woman, otherwise it will only harm oneself!"

Liu Xu understood Xiang Liang's intentions, and said, "Thank you Uncle, I will definitely remember your teachings."

Seeing the teachable expression on Xiang Liang's face, Liu Xu continued: "Uncle, I just saw that your skill with the bamboo stick is very good. I don't know if uncle can teach me, I have learned it, and I can walk in the future Jianghu will not be bullied."

In fact, Xiang Liang had long wanted to accept Liu Xu as his apprentice. Now that he was studying with an open mind, he naturally agreed to it.

The status of master and apprentice is determined, and the relationship becomes closer.

After a few days' journey, they finally came to Kuaiji in disguise. At this time, only Liu Xu and the others were left, and their subordinates were scattered all over the place. They were responsible for distracting the Qin army who were chasing after them.

Seeing the arrest warrants for the three of them at the gate of the city, there were portraits of the three of them and the amount of reward offered.

When he saw that his life was worth five hundred coins, Liu Xu was not happy.

He pulled Xiang Liang's uncle and nephew to the side, and said in a low voice dissatisfied, "Tell me, tell me, why, why, my head is only worth five hundred Wen?"

Unexpectedly, Xiang Yu followed suit with humor, and said, "Why is my head worth [-] Wen just like Anonymous?"

Although Xiang Liang was also unhappy, he was unparalleled in resourcefulness, and he was an enemy of [-] people. How could he be worth only [-] Wen like the two brats...

He glared at the two younger nephews who were arguing about whose bounty should be better, frowned and said, "Stop arguing, this is a county town with many eyes and ears, so be careful when you speak. Let's go into the city quickly!"

At the gate of the county seat, the guard looked at the three of them carefully, and then stretched out his hand to block them: "You three, stop for me."

Liu Xu cupped his hands and teased in Sichuan Pepper and Salt Mandarin: "Master, the three of us came from a very, very far away place, and we are all very responsible."

After speaking, he took out a piece of money from his pocket and sent it to the military master when the other guards didn't see it.

This trick is really easy to use, and he immediately smiled and said: "It's okay, I don't think the three of you are like locals, so I remind you. Recently, bandits are rampant. See? The arrest warrant, so you must be careful. "

Seeing that he didn't stop him anymore, Liu Xu said again: "Master Jun, with your care, the three of us will be very safe. I hope you find a day to catch those three bad guys, so that we can do business safely." .”

Unexpectedly, Liu Xu's mouth was crooked when he praised it.

"That is, if they dare to come, I will be the first to cut him down."

"Kill them, thank you, Mr. Jun...you must kill them..."

In this way, the three of them entered the Kuaiji without any risk.

Finally entered the thousand-year-old city.

Kuaiji, so the land of Wuyue, got its name from Kuaiji Mountain in Shaoxing.Since ancient times, there have been outstanding people and heroes gathered, especially Xiang Liang, Xiang Yu's uncle and nephew gathered eight thousand children from Wuzhong, launched an uprising, and ruled the world ever since.

Looking at the endless stream of people on the avenue in the city, it seems that in the not-too-distant future, all the heroes in the world will rise together and the flames of war will rage.

Liu Xu took out the mobile phone that can stand by for N years from his bosom, and started recording videos wantonly. I have to say that Yi Xiaochuan's mobile phone is simply a fetish, and the standby time is super long.

Liu Xu observed carefully, it turned out to be charged by Nima's solar energy, and it was extremely hard.

He tried to smash walnuts with it, and it could be used as a meteor hammer with a string attached.

Chapter 014

Kuaiji County.

Although the place is small, it is very prosperous. There are many small vendors on both sides of the street, selling goods.

It was noisy and crowded.

Liu Xu's weird behavior attracted the attention of Xiang Yu's uncle and nephew, but they were almost used to this guy who dressed strangely and spoke nonsense.

Since the artifact mobile phone is hard and hard and can be used as a murder weapon, there is no need to buy a mobile phone case. If there was a mobile phone film in ancient times, it could take care of the business, but unfortunately there is no.

It was at this moment that an accident occurred.

Suddenly a voice sounded from behind: "Bold thief, why don't you just arrest him?"

At the same time, with a hand on Liu Xu's shoulder, his cell phone was scared off.

The man behind, with sharp eyesight and quick hands, stretched out his other hand to grab the phone in his hand.

"Three fugitives, one is [-] Wen, and the third is [-] Wen. This old man is going to get rich, hahaha..."

Although he knew that Fan Zeng was joking with him, Liu Xu reacted instinctively, clasped his shoulder with one hand, bent his other hand backwards, and elbowed hard.

"Snapped!"

Liu Xu's elbow was stopped halfway by Xiang Yu, and he said with a smile, "Xiao Chuan, this is my uncle, he was joking with you."

Fan Zeng nodded to Xiang Yu, looking like a fairy, then looked at Liu Xu and said, "This must be Mr. Wuming! He really is a heroic boy."

With that said, he returned the phone to Liu Xu.

Thank you, Liu Xu, with all the courtesy.

"His name is Yi Xiaochuan, and he is my new apprentice." Xiang Liang came over at this time and introduced Liu Xu's identity.

Although he knew that Liu Xu and Xiang Yu were wanted together, he didn't know when he became Xiang Liang's apprentice, so he couldn't help but glance at Liu Xugao again.

Fan Zeng didn't hide his surprise and said, "Brother Xiang actually accepted a disciple? I think this little brother must have something special."

Hearing Fan Zeng's praise, Liu Xu hurriedly said humbly: "The old man is too well-respected. I was taken under by the master just at the right time."

The ancients were very particular about etiquette, no matter how capable Liu Xu was, if he didn't respect the old and love the young, he wouldn't be able to live in this world.

Xiang Liangdao: "Xiao Chuan, this is old Mr. Fan Zeng. Mr. Fan is my best friend. He is now serving as the county lieutenant in Kuaiji. We are going to join him this time."

As mentioned earlier, Xiang Liang paid attention to socializing with high-ranking officials and nobles, and he also called brothers and brothers with ordinary people, ruffians and prisoners at the bottom.

why?It turned out that Yingbo was born in a poor family. Although he was good at martial arts, he only ended up being tattooed for a crime, that is, tattooing his face with ink. He and Xiang Liang were very close.

Xiang Liang couldn't see the words on his face, but only saw his extraordinary martial arts and talents.

There is also Fan Zeng, a counselor. Although he is nearly seventy years old, Xiang Liang values ​​his knowledge and strategy, and he is very respectful to him.

Liu Xu saluted Fan Zeng, and said in a respectful voice, "Uncle, I'm really sorry for offending you just now. I did offend you just now, Mr. Wang Haihan. It's just that the punch just now was just a conditioned reflex, and it was purely unintentional." Of."

Unexpectedly, Liu Xu popped up another modern term while he was talking, which made Fan Zeng unable to understand, so he hurriedly asked: "Conditional reflex! What kind of trick is this, I thought it was the black tiger digging out his heart."

"Uncle, don't mind. My virtuous brother comes from a foreign country and often speaks strange words. You will get used to it slowly."

Through these few days of understanding, Xiang Yu still understands Liu Xu, a good brother, and hurriedly explained to him.

"That must be a strange person." Although Fan Zeng is quite old, but the virtuous corporal treats people with supernatural powers like guests, let alone the other party is Xiang Liang's apprentice, "Okay, let's rest at my house first." Rest, I will clean up the dust for you."

A group of three followed Fan Zeng to his residence, a small building by the lake.

As the old saying goes, it is a joy to have friends coming from afar.

When guests come to the house, it is natural to entertain them.

Good wine and good food are served.

The three of them were not polite, and had a drink with the host at the same table.

Although Xiang Liang has already accepted Liu Xu as his apprentice, the culture class cannot be left behind, and Fan Zeng is a great Confucian, Liu Xu bluntly said that he wants the other party to teach him to read and practice calligraphy, mainly to recognize characters. No difference.

Until now, apart from numbers, Liu Xu couldn't even write his own name.

Of course, it's not his fault.

In the TVB version of "Xun Qin Ji", when Xiang Shaolong traveled through the Qin Dynasty, when he was eating in a restaurant, he even ordered hand-picked rice!

"Please teach me calligraphy, sir." Liu Xu took a sip of the wine, Qin Chao's wine was sweet and cute.

"I listened to my nephew, and it seemed to be well-educated, how could I let the old man teach you!" Fan Zeng expressed his doubts.

"Oh, it's like this. My hometown is far overseas. I studied mathematics, physics and chemistry since I was a child. I have never touched Xiaozhuan, so Mr. Wang taught me." Liu Xu stood up and saluted Fan Zeng.

Having said all this, Fan Zeng naturally had no reason not to agree, so he helped him up and said, "Since you are dedicated to learning, I will teach you."

"Thank you, sir." Liu Xu felt happy when he saw Dacheng. If he didn't understand Qin Chao's characters, he couldn't even write a love letter. Wouldn't he starve to death with his full literary talent?

So Xiang Liang and his three lived in a small building by the lake under Fan Zeng's arrangement.

Liu Xu and Xiang Yu studied literature with Fan Zeng in the morning and martial arts with Xiang Liang in the afternoon.

When it comes to learning martial arts, Xiang Yu is full of energy, but if he is asked to learn literature, he is one head and two big.

Liu Xu doesn't have high requirements for cultural courses, as long as he can speak and write, he will be fine. As for the art of war, he has countless bad ideas in his head!

On paper, Fan Zeng will definitely not be Liu Xu's opponent. Of course, in practice, it is unknown, after all, he has no experience!

In the past, most of them fought alone, leading troops to fight, and it was the first time for a big girl to get on a sedan chair.

In this way, life is relaxed and comfortable.

Three months passed in a flash.

Liu Xu is no stranger to the characters of the Qin Dynasty. Except for rare characters (Oracle Bone Inscriptions), other commonly used characters are fine, but the writing is just...

"Ghost painted peach charm."

This is Xiang Liang's evaluation.