Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"However..." Liu Xu changed the subject and continued: "Those names are so special and ridiculous, are they there? Hahaha..."

The audience was speechless.

His god-like speech directly caused the whole class to be heard.

"Baga! I want to fight you!" Donggong Tetsuo jumped up.

"Are you sure?" Liu Xu looked at him with a half-smile.

"I'm sure..." Under Liu Xu's gaze, Tomiya Tetsuo's voice became smaller and smaller. Thinking of Uchiha Sasuke's brutal beating, he could only hold back his face in the end, "I don't have the same knowledge as you."

Although I asked myself that ninjutsu is not Liu Xu's opponent, but when it comes to cultural level, many soy sauce party members who were counterattacked by Liu Xu, a scumbag at the bottom of the crane, rose up one after another when it came to graduation exams.

"My name was chosen by my father, my grandson Yamei, who is a famous contemporary poet. He read all the ancient books, thought hard, took a bath for three days, prayed to God, and finally took the name "My grandson is really smart" for me. The name, everyone said that this name was well received! Even Hokage-sama, on many important occasions, would mention the name 'my grandson is so smart'..."

"Your father is a wet man?" Liu Xu didn't believe that anyone in this world could be more "wet" than him. He laughed and said, "It's just that, I am also a wet man. Why don't we compare and see who is wetter?"

"You still want to compare with my father?" My grandson is so smart and said with contempt: "Hmph, beat me first."

"Okay!" Liu Xu said with a smile.

"Listen well, I'll post the first couplet, and you'll answer the second one." My grandson was so smart and stood up from the table, he enjoyed being the center of everyone's attention.

"Yes." Liu Xu said indifferently.

My grandson is so smart, after thinking about it, he said, "Boys, girls, poor scholars, live forever!"

"Good sentence!"

"My grandson is so smart, you are so amazing!"

On the bed, Meiya and Zhukou Duoshi, two companions who were assigned to a group with my grandson, were really clever, and they all cheered for him.

Liu Xu glanced at the four little lolitas around him, and said with a smile, "First love, hot love, extramarital love, reluctant to let go!"

"Papa...papa..." The fourth little girl blushed blushingly, but still applauded loudly for her.

My grandson is so smart and said loudly: "Red rice and pumpkin soup, wife and a child."

Liu Xu blinked at the four daughters, and said, "Red rice bastard soup, children and a wife."

My grandson is so smart not to give Liu Xu and the four little girls time to flirt, and continued: "Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang, Jiangjiang can vote!"

"The residential building, the ninja school building, the Naruto building, the building can jump!" Liu Xu opened his mouth and came.

My grandson is so smart and his forehead is sweating at this time. He was frightened by Liu Xu's quick wit. You must know that his upper couplets are all read from his father on weekdays. It came out, and it wasn't as neat as Liu Xu's.

"Forget it, you'd better take out your father's masterpiece!" Liu Xu said coquettishly.

"You forced me to do this. Listen carefully." My grandson was so smart and said in a deep voice, "My father's poem is the very popular poem "Across Half of the Continent to Sleep with You"."

"Pfft!" Liu Xu was drinking the water that Tian Tian handed over, when he heard the strange title of the poem, he couldn't help but spit.

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Chapter 1709 Wencheng Wude, Shipwind Ninja

My grandson is so smart that he couldn't complain about Liu Xu's rudeness. He took a deep breath, forced himself to calm down, and then groaned: "Actually, sleeping with you is similar to being slept with by you.

The force of the collision of two flesh bodies is nothing more than the flower bloomed by this force

It is nothing more than the virtual spring of this flower that makes us think that life has been reopened

Everything is happening across most of the continent: volcanoes are erupting, rivers are drying up

Some political prisoners and refugees who are not cared about

Elk and red-crowned cranes at the muzzle

I went through a hail of bullets to sleep with you

I pressed countless nights into one dawn to sleep with you

I am countless I run into one I go to sleep with you

Of course I'll be led astray by some butterflies

treat some praise as spring

Take a village similar to Hengdian as my hometown

and they

It's all the reasons why I go to sleep with you."

"Ha ha!"

This Tamar is also called poetry, and it can still be popular in the market?

Liu Xu is completely powerless to complain about the humanistic relationship of the Naruto world, but when he thinks that Jiraiya, one of the Konoha Sannin, published "Intimate Paradise" (the specific content is unknown) when he was [-] years old, it has also been strongly sought after. , has many loyal readers, is a banned book (under the age of [-] is not allowed to read...), he is relieved.

"How? You're scared! My father became the vice-chairman of the Fire Country Federation of Literary and Art Circles with this great literary work." My grandson is so smart to see that Liu Xu didn't write the next couplet like he did just now, thinking that Liu Xu Xu was stumped, and couldn't help but started talking again, "If you are willing to apologize for what happened just now and kneel down to admit your mistake, I will forgive you for not pursuing further."

"Apologize? Kneel down to admit your mistake?" Liu Xu smiled coldly, and proudly said, "I kneel down and kneel down to my parents, what kind of onion do you want me to kneel down? I'll kneel down on your face!"

My grandson is so smart, seeing Liu Xu's fierce face, he thought he was going to beat him up, he was startled, he couldn't help shrinking back, but in front of the whole school, if he couldn't say it, he beat someone, even if he was beaten, But my popularity will definitely be greatly improved, so my grandson is really smart and straightened his back, gritted his teeth and got into a fight with Liu Xu.

"Grandson, listen up." Liu Xu didn't hit anyone. He has long admired the "fruit of face", and naturally he would not do something to lose face just because of some clowns. The years of entering the rivers and lakes reminds me; Huangtu Baye talks and laughs, and I can't bear the drunkenness of life. Holding a sword and straddling a horse, swinging ghosts and rain, bones fly like a mountain bird; dusty things are like tides, people are like water, and only a few people in the rivers and lakes will return."

"What a touching poem!"

"What a poem!"

"Naruto-kun, from today onwards, I've become a fan."

"What is Jianghu?"

"Jianghu... Jianghu should be a metaphor, referring to the ninja world, the world of ninjas..."

"What's the name of this poem?" Iruka didn't expect Liu Xu to be so powerful. Although he was not a top student, he was also the representative of the Chinese class at the beginning. It is really thought-provoking to read such a realistic ninja poem.

But why does Liu Xu seem to be a completely different person? Even if he is the son of the Fourth Hokage-sama, it doesn't make sense to be so powerful. You must know that Minami Namikaze also deserted because of class, fought and skipped school, and peeped at female classmates I was hanged and beaten by the third Hokage-sama for going to the toilet!

Liu Xu's current performance can only be described as against the sky. Wencheng Wude is completely evil, so don't want that.

The three little girls couldn't help themselves anymore, they looked at Liu Xu so hotly, they wished they could strip him naked and possess him fiercely.

Why three?

Because there is another one, that is, Hinata Hinata has passed out because of being too excited, and this girl is also a strange thing.

""Jianghu Xing", also known as "Let me go", or "Ninja Jianghu"!" Liu Xu replied with a smile. He felt that he could score [-]% for pretending to be a jerk today.

"another one!"

"another one!"

"another one!"

……

I don't know who started shouting, and then it became a prairie fire, and the atmosphere at the scene was completely boiling.

"Why didn't you kiss me?" Liu Xu curled his lips, but only he could hear his words. The whole classroom was almost overturned by the shouts of the students. Of course, Liu Xu, who loves to pretend to be handsome, still likes this very much. When it comes to occasions, he is always crazy. If someone cheers him on, he can be so crazy that the whole world trembles.

Cough cough, Mr. Earth said that the pressure is very high.

"Since everyone is so strong, I'll read another one." Liu Xu stretched out his hand to press down, and his voice quieted down. Before he knew it, he had already controlled the audience, "Zhao Keman and Hu Ying, Wu hook is frosty and snowy. Silver The saddle shines on the white horse, and it rustles like a shooting star. Killing a man in ten steps will not stop him for a thousand miles. When it is done, brush off your clothes and hide your body and name."

"Wow! It's a masterpiece!"

"Yeah, what a cool poem!"

"I want to be a poet too!"

"You're already wet, please, drool..."

"Xiaomei, I can't do it anymore, give me artificial respiration quickly."

"Bah, rascal!"

"Xiao Jia, why is my heart beating so fast?"

"Because you touched my moon!"

"I'm sorry, I was too excited and accidentally touched the wrong one."

……

"This "Xia Ke Xing" is for you, I hope you like it. This poem is also called "Ninja Ninja (Ninja Xing)". I will publish a manga called "Naruto Ninja" in the future. Remember to buy it!"

At this time, Liu Xu took a look at my grandson, who was really smart. This kid had already sat down, and his whole body was not well.

In this autumn season, Liu Xu coerced the whole school's tall, rich and handsome (Konoha rich family), civil servants (school teachers), and diaosi (do not explain), and he completed his first goal in life, to dominate the ninja school.

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Chapter 1710 Pig Deer Butterfly, Dog Chongmei

Although Ma Qiao was very proud of Liu Xu's achievements in his heart, but now was not the time for this kid to act cool and handsome. Iluka coughed, but he fell apart, and everyone ignored him.

"Okay, everyone be quiet, Mr. Iruka is going to start grouping." Liu Xu suppressed everyone's emotions very sensibly.

Iruka glanced at Liu Xu gratefully, as if he had forgotten that all this was done by him.

Liu Xubi also pretended, and the limelight came out, so naturally he retired behind the scenes contentedly, standing in the dazzling front all the time, tired, okay?

So he needs to rest now.

Liu Xu put his left arm around Haruno Sakura's shoulders, his right hand around Yamanaka Ino's slender waist, and leaned back slightly against Tian Tian's arms. If Hinata Hinata hadn't passed out, she would certainly not have escaped the clutches of the devil.

But it seemed that the only thing left was to sit on him, but if Hinata Hinata "sat" like this, then Liu Xu would definitely have the idea of ​​"doing" immediately.