Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Sister, why don't you give me a kiss!" Liu Xu said while looking at Calamus.

"What?" Calamus's lips parted slightly, looking at Liu Xu in disbelief.

"When I was in pain from a fall before, my mother gave me a kiss and it didn't hurt anymore." Liu Xu said innocently.

"But..." Calamus wanted to say "I'm not your mother", but seeing Liu Xu's depressed mood, he guessed that he must be sad because he thought of his mother.

Thinking of this, the softest place in Changpu's heart was touched, and she couldn't help but overflow with maternal love, she blurted out: "Okay!"

"Really?" Liu Xu had a happy smile on his face.

Calamus blushed and brought his mouth closer, but just as he was about to kiss Liu Xu's face, he suddenly turned his head...

The lips of the two couldn't help but stick together tightly.

mouth to mouth!

Calamus is not well.

She never thought that her first kiss would be taken away by a child under such circumstances.

However, he is still a child!

Obviously you don't understand the first kiss or something, you probably don't understand it!

The girl Calamus is really cute. After being kissed by Liu Xu, she didn't react immediately, but was thinking about the loss of her first kiss.

Until the air in the body runs out and it becomes difficult to breathe...

"what!"

Calamus blushed and raised her head, a little at a loss, she looked at Liu Xu with complicated eyes, her heart beating wildly.

"Sister Calamus, your mouth is so sweet!" Liu Xu looked at the jade-faced Calamus, and said with a smile, "From now on, you will be mine, and I, Uzumaki Naruto, swear to you that I will definitely help you in the future 'Yi Le Ramen' stores opened all over the sea of ​​stars, becoming the most popular ramen in the universe..."

Liu Xu's carefree expression made Calamus a little unsure whether he was really innocent and young, or whether he was pretending to be pitiful and sympathetic to achieve his evil purpose of taking advantage of him.

He's a kid and I shouldn't think of him that way...

Calamus shook her head, suddenly she froze, stared at Liu Xu carefully for a while, frowned and said: "You are Uzumaki Naruto? No, why do you feel completely different?"

Uzumaki Naruto is the Nine-Tails Manpower Pillar, and Calamus knows that brat, but the young man in front of him, looking carefully now, there is indeed a trace of Naruto's shadow between his brows, but why it gives people a completely different feeling.

How is it different!

correct!It's temperament!

The boy in front of him has absolutely no confidence in the Naruto he used to be.

"Do women perceive things by feeling?" Liu Xu shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "I feel that this kind of thing is very illusory. I have experienced so many two-dimensional worlds now, but only occasionally I can have a little 'sixth sense', but I haven't even touched the edge of the 'seventh sense'. So, Sister Changpu, I feel that this kind of thing is the most unreliable."

Calamus watched Liu Xu talking in front of him, and once again had the idea that this young man is definitely not Uzumaki Naruto, how could a person change so much suddenly?

"Naruto, are you... sick?" Calamus reached out and touched Liu Xu's forehead with a concerned look on her face. She didn't choose to alienate Liu Xu because she knew Liu Xu's true identity. This girl really very kind.

"Yes!" Liu Xu nodded, and said solemnly, "Do you have medicine?"

Calamus didn't laugh, she didn't understand the stalk.

What a failure, Liu Xu was embarrassed for not making Acorus laugh.

"Okay, Sister Changpu, I'm leaving first, you should go back quickly!" Liu Xu coughed and said seriously, "Otherwise, father-in-law will be worried."

"Yue, Yue... Father-in-law!" Calamus stammered.

"I won't say goodbye, because we will meet again soon, hahaha..." Liu Xu waved his hand, turned and ran away, faster than a rabbit shot by an arrow.

Not only was he not injured, but his speed seemed to be several times faster than the real Naruto. Of course, these calamuses couldn't be seen.

In Changpu's eyes, Liu Xu is just a "little kid" trying to be brave.

Chapter 1650 The beauty came out of the bath, Xiaonan Xiaozhi

"The cool breeze is buoyant, and the autumn moon is boundless. Thanks to my pampered mood, the days are like years. Although I am not elegant and suave, but I have my broad breasts and strong arms!"

Liu Xu avoids the people in the village and walks on the path in the woods. Now that he hates ghosts, Liu Xu doesn't want to be pointed at like an orangutan in a zoo.

Although he traveled to the world of Naruto and became Naruto Uzumaki, the manpower pillar of Konoha Village, and the road ahead is rugged and dangerous, but Liu Xu is not worried. Anyway, he has already gotten used to traveling through the two-dimensional world not once or twice.

Liu Xu's body is not strong now, because the body and soul are still repelling, but as time goes by, after this repulsion is completely eliminated, Liu Xu believes that he can definitely punch Wukage and kick Tail Beast, because he Every time he uses the "strengthening" skill to strengthen someone else's body, his own body will be strengthened several times that of the other person's.

Of course, the premise is that this kind of strengthening must be carried out in double cultivation.

"Take a shower and go back to my plan to pick up girls!"

Liu Xu saw a lake in the woods, and the physical injuries he caused when he fell from Hokage Rock have already healed. Even if he didn't have a strong physique that has been strengthened, Nine-Tails' Chakra would subtly heal Liu Xu's physical injuries, but the clothes And the paint stained on the body has not disappeared.

but……

"Someone?"

Liu Xu listened to his footsteps. He heard other movements in the lake. He didn't expect that someone else would appear here in such a remote place.

He subconsciously slowed down and held his breath. It has to be said that the basic skills of Naruto ninja are still very solid, and these have been perfectly inherited and carried forward by Liu Xu.

Liu Xu is now a rock, a tree, and a blade of grass, and his whole body has been integrated into nature.

Beauty out of the bath and men in the bath actually mean the same thing, but the feeling is completely different. If it is a beauty out of the bath, it will make a lot of money. The eyes can definitely eat ice cream to their fullness. As for doing other things Yes, he is only six years old now, Liu Xu doesn't think he can do anything other than watch?

A woman who dares to take a bath in the woods is absolutely impossible to be a cute girl like Calamus. Even if she is not a ninja, she should have a certain force to protect herself.

If it's a man taking a bath, let's take a shower together!

Anyway, the lake is so big, each washes its own.

Two diametrically opposed images of a beautiful woman getting out of the bath and a man taking a bath are constantly switching in Liu Xu's mind. If Liu Xu's brain hadn't been strengthened, he would probably be smoking by this time.

Although my heart tends to be a beautiful woman taking a bath, but in case a man takes a bath, Liu Xu hopes that it will be Kakashi, as the seven unsolved mysteries of "Naruto": Kakashi's true face.

The outside world has made bold guesses about Kakashi's appearance, but it's just a guess, not reliable at all, thick lips, big buck teeth, mouse face... It's obviously a spoof!

However, Liu Xu speculated that Kakashi's appearance would definitely not be too bad. First of all, judging from the outline of Kakashi's face wearing a mask, the water chestnuts are distinct, so the guessed thick lips and buck teeth are self-defeating.

Secondly, judging from the reactions of Boss Yile and Changpu who have seen Kashao's true colors, Changpu is fascinated by it, so it must be the existence of a beautiful boy!

But the girl nympho Liu Xu can bear it, but boss, you are blushing and heartbeating like that. Has Kakashi reached the point where both men and women can eat it?

"Even the head of Hokage carved on Hokage Rock is wearing a mask! I'm drunk too!"

Liu Xu is also full of curiosity and gossip about Kakashi's appearance!

He gently stretched out his hand to push aside the bushes that blocked his view, revealing a pair of eyes that were eager for knowledge. God gave me a pair of black eyes, but Liu Xu used them to peek at beautiful women taking a bath.

Because the hot water is not cool, the lake water is cool, and there is no steam to block the view, so Liu Xu can clearly appreciate the picture of the beautiful woman coming out of the bath in front of him.

The person taking a bath is a beautiful woman, but she is by no means a girl with flowers like calamus, but a real woman.

Standing near the shore of the lake, countless small drops of water slipped from her white and plump body. The beautiful woman with blue hair stretched her limbs and closed her eyes, pouting her little pink mouth. In this wonderful enjoyment, a very comfortable look.

Most of her body was submerged in the water, and the lake probably submerged to the mouth of Yuexiong, only the part above the mouth of Yuexiong was exposed.

Of course, because she didn't know that there was an uninvited guest next to her, she naturally washed herself as she wanted. She raised her legs, rubbed her shoulders, and washed here and there with her little hands...

Liu Xu felt his nose itchy, and when he touched it, his nose bleeds.

His breath couldn't help but fluctuate, but even so, Liu Xu didn't let go of his body's breath, and his body was still perfectly in the stealth camouflage technique.

The beautiful woman who was enjoying herself in the lake suddenly sank, and her whole body was submerged in the lake water, only her head was still exposed.

She turned her head and stared at the place where Liu Xu was hiding with her cold eyes. With her red lips slightly parted, she said in an extremely cold voice that seemed to freeze people, "Who is it?"

Xiaonan was out of anger. Monitoring Konoha was an extremely boring job, but she accidentally found such a lake with clear water. Thinking that she hadn't bathed for a few days, and now seeing this green lake, the girl with a clean nature is naturally I couldn't hold it back, but was touched and peeped nearby.

You have to know that growing up so big, even Yahiko and Nagato, the two closest male companions around her, haven't seen her body.

Xiao Nan didn't see through the opponent's hiding technique, but in the years of war, she was quite sensitive to the perception of blood.

But after all, she is a girl, and now she is in such an awkward state of being naked and not wearing clothes, so Xiao Nan didn't kill the other party into scum immediately, but scolded her coldly.

Liu Xu is not afraid, he can always run away if he can't beat him, and this is Konoha, she doesn't believe that anyone would dare to kill her, a human pillar.

But when the blue-haired woman turned around, Liu Xu was stunned because she clearly recognized her identity.

Chapter 1651 Xiaozhi White Tiger, Partnership

Even a god cannot be justified in peeking at a woman taking a bath. Liu Xu wanted to run away subconsciously, but when he saw that the beautiful woman out of the bath was Xiao Nan, he wanted to run away even more...

That is Xiaonan, one of the founders of the "Xiao" organization, and the only female member in it, known as "Angel".

In the original book, in order to protect the reincarnation eyes of Nagato's body, Xiaonan was killed by a "masked man" (Uchiha Obito) who called himself "Uchiha Madara".

But even so, there is no doubt about Xiaonan's combat effectiveness. Those [-] billion explosive charms can explode for ten minutes. Even Liu Xu feels scalp numb when he thinks about it.

and also……

Konan is so beautiful!

Liu Xu's head froze in an instant. He had light blue-purple hair, light orange pupils, and a lavender paper flower on the right side of his head. Maybe it was because someone peeped at his clean and clean body. The reason is that although Xiao Nan's face was covered with frost, his cheeks were flushed red.

Xiaonan's appearance can definitely be ranked in the top three in "The World of Naruto".

"How could it be Xiaonan? This is Konoha! What should I do? Even if I want to escape now, it's too late! Xiaonan's strength is at the 'shadow' level. It is no exaggeration to say that she alone can Slaughtered half of Konoha Village."

Liu Xu is now in a dilemma, neither coming out nor hiding, who knows if he will be thrown a detonating talisman if he hides like this?

Not to mention [-] billion, even just [-] cards would be enough for Liu Xu to drink a pot.

But can you "live" if you go out?

Liu Xu said that he was very worried about his eyes, and the most lenient way to deal with it is probably to dig out his own eyes!

"Life..." Liu Xu felt a faint sadness, and Xiao Nan Wan kidnapped him, what should he do if he was tortured day and night?

When he was thinking about it, Xiao Nan had already dressed, a black windbreaker embroidered with red clouds had wrapped her slim figure, and she was standing on the lake without any waves.

Xiao Nan saw that Liu Xu was still, and a shuriken slipped from his sleeve to his hand.

Although Liu Xu didn't see it, he felt it.

murderous look!