Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"This lost building is not only gorgeously built, but also intricate and intricate inside. The hidden rooms and secret rooms in the building are intertwined, making people feel involuntarily twists and turns... Large tents are laid in the four pavilions in the building. It's called San Chunchou, the second one is called Drunk and Forgotten Return, the third one is called Ye Hanxiang, and the fourth one is called Yanqiuyue; each pavilion accommodates about dozens of court ladies, and they take turns; in addition to the luxurious furnishings and numerous beauties, There are also tricks such as 'Ruyi car', 'Mysterious mirror', 'Tsubaki intention', 'Long pillow and big quilt' to add to the fun, which attracted the emperor to indulge in it. The empress is alone in the empty room, suffering from that loneliness." Liu Yue'e sighed.

"What are these 'Ruyi Cars', 'Spring Intentions' and so on?" Liu Xu wondered.

Liu Yue'e said quietly: "Isn't it made to spoil us poor women. The wishful car was originally called the Royal Women's Car, but it was made by Jinzi Guanglu doctor He Chou. The car is narrow and can only accommodate one person. All kinds of organs can go up and down at will, so that men and women can have sex without any effort, and can be controlled by themselves. What's more, no matter what kind of woman, once she gets on the car, her hands and feet are hooked, unable to move, so she has to lie down for others Playing around. The emperor was very happy and rewarded him more. He Chou was so proud that he boasted among his colleagues, but was ridiculed by others, saying that the car was small and could not be driven freely. The women's car was improved to make it wider and more comfortable than before. It also added two wheels, and the hinges were hidden on the left and right. It can go up and down. Only then was he added as Dr. Jinzi Guanglu."

As expected of a skilled craftsman for the royal family, he is also so good at making an obscene device. In the future, he must be kept for his own use, Liu Xu secretly planned in his heart.

Liu Yue'e continued: "Mysterious mirrors are copper mirrors that are polished extremely smooth and shiny with a six-foot-square copper plate. They are hung around the palace. It reflects the shape of obscenity at a glance. The intention of spring is some twilight palace pictures, which are used to arouse the love of the court ladies. The long pillow and big quilt are inspired by the Zen bed of the temple, and the craftsmen were first ordered to make a The huge bed, together with the unusually large quilts and pillows, can accommodate dozens of beauties to sleep with the emperor in one night, allowing the emperor to toss and turn among the beauties, enjoying both sides, like butterflies flying among the flowers, which is beyond words."

The two were talking and walking, passing by a secluded palace house, suddenly saw a dignified and beautiful young woman hovering under the grape arbor in front of the house, about twenty years old, looking sadly at the maze in the northwest direction. Lou, sighed softly from time to time, and chanted: "It's pity to make up, but it's sad to have a good dream. It's not as good as Yang Huayi. Spring comes and flies everywhere."

Liu Xu grabbed Liu Yue'e, and asked in a low voice: "Who is she? She is both excellent in appearance and talent, how could she be secluded here?"

Liu Yue'e looked at it and shook her head, "I don't know, it should be another woman who wasted her youth in the palace. The emperor has limited energy, so how can he take care of it, so there will always be someone who is left out in the palace like her. A woman suffering from loneliness appears. However, given her appearance and talent, she will receive such treatment. It must be because she is not smooth enough, and she has not put her heart into opening up her joints, so that she has no chance to perform in front of the emperor. Naturally, she will not get it. Grace."

"Then it's up to me to pamper her, come with me, and ask me about her situation." Liu Xu said with a smile.

The two came to the woman, and Liu Yue'e greeted her with a smile on her face.

Although the woman knew that she was someone close to the queen, she only behaved a little respectfully, and still talked with her as usual.

Chapter 1434 Mother of a Country, Empress Xiao

The woman's surname is Hou, and her name is Qiaowen. She was born in a family of scholarly officials. Her ancestors were originally close officials of literature in the Northern Wei Dynasty. Her father, Hou Yuanjing, was trusted by Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. The peaceful life of struggle.

Influenced by her father and brother since she was a child, she wrote ethereal and elegant poems, and even wrote incomparably beautiful handwriting. Four years ago, she was selected into the West Garden of Xuanren Palace in Luoyang, and assigned to Yicui Pavilion, where several maids cleaned , The command work of cooking tea, the identity is a talented person.

It was just because she was positioned in the Yicui Pavilion based on her talent and appearance at the beginning of her selection into Xiyuan. Instead, she could not have the opportunity to change palaces at any time like other lower-level court ladies, and she was not even allowed to enter the Sixteenth Palace. In addition, he has been unwilling to bribe the person in charge of the selection work, so that he has no chance to see Yang Guang, so he has to let his young beauty and tenderness flow away silently with his lonely lamp.

Although she accompanied her to Jiangdu this time, there was also no one to take care of her, and she still had no chance in the beauty pageant, so she had to pass the lonely and helpless time here in a deserted and lonely place.

Hou Qiaowen was feeling lonely, lonely and bored at this time, so he was very happy when someone came to visit, and warmly invited the two of them to come in and sit down.

At this time, Liu Xu was disguised as an ordinary-looking person. Hou Qiaowen was not very interested in him, but he always felt that there was a kind of temperament that was different from ordinary people in him. This follower who was hanging aside.

Liu Xu didn't take it seriously, and while paying attention to the content of their conversation, he was thinking about whether he should be tough or soft towards Hou Qiaowen.

Before he could think about a result, Liu Yue'e had already offered to leave, and Liu Xu left with her depressed.

"Xu Lang, don't be angry, I have to rush back to serve the queen. I will help you clean up her next time and let her serve you obediently." Seeing that Liu Xu was a little unhappy, Liu Yue'e quickly explained.

Why does anyone need help to deal with her? It's just because Liu Xu is overly cautious and doesn't feel at ease letting you go solo. He needs to follow you all the time, so that he doesn't have time to eat the delicious meat that is always in his mouth, so he feels depressed.

However, after tonight, Liu Xu can feel free to poke around in this forbidden palace, and hope that there will not be too many masters in the palace, so as not to hinder him from doing things.

Liu Xu smiled at Liu Yue'e, saying that he didn't care about it.

The two came to Guiyan Palace, where Empress Xiao lived, and the adjacent Dalei Palace was originally the residence of Yang Guang, but now it is empty.

With Liu Yue'e, the celebrity in front of the queen, leading the way, naturally no one dared to interrogate Liu Xu.

Following Liu Yue'e, he swaggered towards the place where Empress Xiao slept.

Master!

Feeling this, Liu Xu glanced at the corridor in the distance, where a middle-aged eunuch with an uncommon appearance was walking slowly.

He quickly restrained his anger, so that his appearance and temperament were extremely ordinary. No wonder when she saw Empress Xiao, she just glanced at Liu Xu casually and ignored him.

Liu Xu suddenly thought that the "Sunflower Treasure", which is so ancient and modern, can be called "Sunflower Treasure" in the history of martial arts or time travel, was written by an eunuch...

Liu Xu is not interested in fighting such a possible hidden boss. In the original novel, Yu Wenhuaji was not in the harem when he assassinated Yang Guang. Otherwise, it is hard to say whether he would have succeeded with this eunuch present.

Empress Xiao seemed to have woken up not long ago, she looked like Haitang just waking up.

Regarding Liu Yue'e's late arrival, Empress Xiao only asked a few casual questions, then chatted and laughed absently with her in a low voice.

It seemed that she trusted Liu Yue'e so much that she let Liu Xuchu stay here without even asking.

Liu Xu secretly looked at the mother of a country.

She is about thirty years old, and she seems to be thinking about something in her heart. The curves of her body under the brocade robe are extremely erotic, and the expression in her beautiful eyes is dreamlike, blurred and deep, giving people an elusive melancholy; The long eyelashes tremble slightly with the autumn waves of Gu Pan, and the slight smile of the rainbow lips adds a bit of maple dust-like smile to the shallow pink cheeks, which makes people look sideways and feel affection.

The two chatted casually for a while, Empress Xiao got up from the brocade couch, and asked Liu Yue'e to help her make up, Liu Xu's eyes were straightened.

Her black hair is neatly combed, and she is pulled into a high bun, which is slightly behind her head, which is very feminine; the pink face is slightly powdered, but her cheeks are still as fragrant as snow, and her red lips are slightly parted. The country is beautiful and heavenly.Fortunately, he often rolled in the flowers, and soon came back to his senses, and followed them to the garden to enjoy.

"Yue'e, who is he? Is he the one you're looking for? Doesn't it look good?" Seeing that Liu Yue'e paid a lot of attention to Liu Xu, Empress Xiao couldn't help laughing.

Homosexuality among women in the palace (in ancient times, lesbians should be called grinding mirrors), those court ladies who were not favored by the emperor had same-sex love with women because they were not allowed to have contact with the opposite sex in the deep palace; Form a nominal couple with the eunuch.

Liu Yuee blushed and said shamelessly: "Your Majesty, don't make fun of your servants."

"Actually, it's okay for you to find the right food. It's also good to have someone to be your companion in this lonely and deserted palace." Xiao Hou said quietly.

After feeling emotional for a while, she smiled again and said, "Looking at your expression, it's obvious. Our Liu Yue'e actually fell in love with him, it seems that he must have some special means, let's hear it."

Although they were separated by a few feet, and without any skill, Liu Xu could still hear their whispers clearly with his extraordinary ear power.

No matter how expensive you are as a queen, she is still a woman, especially since she is in the age of a tiger and wolf, and she can't be watered by Yang Guang. She will also make waves when she is hungry and thirsty; however, even if Comrade Yang is willing to perform her duties, It is estimated that his old body can't meet the needs; it's still up to the young master to handle her, as long as she has tried his unparalleled means, she will definitely make her bow to him, Liu Xu yelled with infinite expectations.

Liu Xu anxiously survived this period of apprenticeship, and finally realized that this matter of serving others is really not something he can play well. It is better to let others serve him in the future, and he will never serve others as a slave.

In fact, it is not impossible to forcefully slap Empress Xiao directly, but thinking of that master eunuch just now...

When the night finally came, Liu Yue'e transferred the maid who was guarding the door of the bathroom away, and let Liu Xu lurk here ahead of time.

Chapter 1435 Stealing Empress Xiao, the Unknown Eunuch

"Xu Lang, the empress will come here to take a bath in a while. She is very hungry and thirsty now. As long as you use all means, you will not worry that the empress will not submit to you." Liu Yue'e went out and guarded the door, waiting for Empress Xiao's arrival.

Liu Xu took out some medicinal powder that Liu Yue'e had given him in advance, and sprinkled it into the pool; he looked up at the beam, and jumped up.

After a while, Liu Yuee and Empress Xiao walked in with the two talking and laughing. Liu Yuee helped Empress Xiao remove the crown of beads on her head and the clothes on her body.

A Fengying female Qiao Mei's soul-hooking female body came into his eyes, and Liu Xu thought to himself: "If I can't get this beautiful woman tonight, I will never leave."

Empress Xiao was being served by Liu Yuee to wash her, while secretly sighing: "The emperor has not been happy with me for a long time, but in this deep palace, at most, I can pretend to be Phoenix with Liu Yuee at most, and I can't do it at all. Solving my real needs really made me suffer a lot when I was a tiger and a wolf."

Although the medicinal powder that Liu Xu put into the pool was extremely powerful, once it was diluted with the water in this large pool, there was only negligible effect left. But Empress Xiao is now like dry firewood doused with kerosene, as long as there is a spark, it will ignite vigorously , not to mention Liu Yuee's help.

Liu Xu fell to the ground quietly, Xiao Huang didn't notice that there was an extra man behind him at all.

He approached behind Empress Xiao, flirted with Liu Yue'e, and encouraged her to keep working hard.

Liu Xu quickly removed his clothes and threw himself into the pool.

Empress Xiao only heard the sound of water, she opened her mouth instinctively, but Liu Xu had already covered her mouth.

Empress Xiao's beautiful young eyes revealed deep fear, how did this person get into this deep inner courtyard?

It seems that Liu Yue'e, whom he trusts the most, is also with him. What are these two people going to do?

The fear brought about by this series of unanswered questions occupied her mind, making her want to pass out.

"Your Majesty, don't be afraid. I know your Majesty is lonely in the palace and suffers from a lot of love, so I specially brought him here to comfort my Majesty physically and mentally. Please don't blame me." Liu Yue'e explained apologetically.

Liu Xu turned Empress Xiao's body to face him, smiling and playing with her body.

"Your Majesty, let me relieve your desire, so that you can truly experience the feeling of being in a state of ecstasy."

Empress Xiao saw Liu Xu's handsome appearance and majestic body, and immediately fell into the torment of lust and morality. In front of Liu Xu's superb skills, her desire for a man almost defeated her reason, and now it hinders her from investing in it. What Liu Xu embraced was the worry that this matter would be revealed.

Seeming to see the worry in her heart, Liu Xu said: "With my lightness skills, I can come and go freely in this palace city. As long as the empress arranges it well in advance, no one will find out, and the empress can enjoy it with peace of mind."

Empress Xiao thought to herself: "There are so many concubines and princesses since ancient times. As long as they hold the power, which one is not face-to-face? The so-called pure and clean, but there is no chance! If you don't grasp this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity now, you will regret it for the rest of your life. .Besides, I and him have reached this level of infidelity. Even if someone finds out, I can't get rid of the relationship. It's better to enjoy it to the fullest, and then try to hide it; If there is less enjoyment of a beauty that has never been seen before, then I will be willing to die for it, so I can live and suffer!"

After thinking about it for a lifetime, she immediately fell into the abyss of love. She completely forgot about morality, etiquette, etc., and her body took the initiative to entangle her.

Without further ado, Liu Xu went up to meet her, and said in his heart, "Yang Guang, I will enjoy your queen first today, and I will take over all of your Yang family's country in the future."

After a series of soul-stirring battles, during which Liu Xu brutally tortured Empress Xiao's shame, self-esteem, etc., she had no other thoughts in her mind except surrender and demand.

Empress Xiao finally begged for mercy, and when Liu Yue'e replaced her, she couldn't hold on any longer, fell asleep by the pool, and ended the fight.

One fell, and the other had to be kept as a waiter. Liu Xu only gave Liu Yuee a little refreshment, and then prepared to transfer the battlefield to Empress Xiao's phoenix couch.

The three of them dressed and left the bathroom. As soon as they went out, Liu Xu felt a sharp gaze on him. He turned his head warily and saw that middle-aged eunuch whom he had seen during the day was standing in the shadows in the distance.

Seeing that the other party seemed to invite him to meet, Liu Xu let Liu Yue'e and Empress Xiao go first.

After a few vertical jumps, Liu Xu quickly came in front of that person.

Before Liu Xu could speak, the middle-aged eunuch said straight away: "I don't care how you got into the palace, since everything has become a fact and the empress has accepted you, I won't be too troublesome, but don't let me The empress was hurt because of you, otherwise..." She slapped the rockery next to her, turned around and left, leaving only a few faint words, "If I didn't see the empress's love for you, I would definitely let you Disappear completely, lest the empress cause big troubles with you."

"Dead eunuch! What's so cool about it!" Liu Xu glanced at the rockery, and a gust of wind blew past, revealing his palm prints that were pierced into the stone. "The skill is not bad, but I don't know where it came from? I still care about Empress Xiao."

As soon as the words fell, with the shadow of the palm as the center, the entire rockery showed dense cracks like spider webs, and then shattered loudly.

"Nimma, this is definitely the realm of a master, and it's not a novice like myself who just stepped into the realm of a master, but a complete old bird..." Liu Xu was sweating coldly, can he still play happily?

Liu Xu couldn't figure out why there was such a great god beside Empress Xiao in Yang Guang's harem?

According to historical records, Empress Xiao has been married 5 times. The empress of Emperor Sui Yang, concubine Shu of Yu Wenhuaji, concubine of Dou Jiande, concubine of two generations of Turkic Khan, and even rumors that Li Shimin was deeply attracted by Empress Xiao's beauty. Attracted and accepted her as Zhaorong, but Liu Xu felt it was unbelievable because there was no record in the official history.

If Li Shimin really accepted her as Zhaorong, it would be 6 times, but Liu Xu felt that Empress Xiao definitely did not marry Li Shimin, but she was able to save her life and even her glory 5 times in the imperial power war. Because of Empress Xiao's unparalleled beauty, this unknown eunuch should always stand behind her...

Chapter 1436 Miss Fang's Name, My Slave's Xiao Wu

The long night was about to pass, and Empress Xiao woke up leisurely, beside Liu Yue'e and Liu Xu who were still asleep, she focused on the man beside her.

Thinking of everything last night, her whole body felt like she was in a dream, but the numbness of her body and the satisfaction in her heart reminded her that all these things really existed, and her life would be changed because of him.

The filth left by last night's debauchery left the luxurious phoenix couch in a mess. Looking at these remnants, Empress Xiao couldn't help but feel like she was on fire again.

Years of pure heart and few desires, strict adherence to women's morals, mother's respect for the world, disappeared overnight!

Since Yang Guang ascended the throne, he has been greedy for beauty, cared only for arrogance and luxury, and never cared about state affairs.

Thinking that I will become a person who will perish at any time, I can't help but feel hopeless, and my heart, which has been lonely for many years, can't help but move.

Empress Xiao let out a long sigh. After the carnival last night, her soul and body were occupied by Liu Xu, and she could no longer be the gentle and virtuous Empress Xiao.

Just when she was full of thoughts, Liu Xu and Liu Yue'e also slowly woke up.

Seeing Empress Xiao's thoughtful look, Liu Yue'e winked at Liu Xu, then got up and went out to arrange chores.