Save the Two-dimensional Devil

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Senjougahara Heiyi, the main character in the "Monogatari Series" light novels and their adapted animations, a girl who lost weight after encountering a crab, looks like a weak and sickly quiet top student, and is regarded as a boudoir lady; but in fact Is a terrible poisonous tongue home.

Although Liu Xu has never watched "The Story Series", it does not prevent him from knowing Zhan Zhan Yuan Hei Yi, just like his lovely sister Fei Fei has never seen Ivy movies, but knows Teacher Cang.

"Only if you sign the contract, you can participate in the reincarnation game." Yuan Heiyi gave Liu Xu a hard look, took a deep breath, and tried his best to calm himself down, first.

"Sign a contract?" Liu Xu didn't like signing a contract at all, as if he never liked to use tricks, "Are there any benefits? Sign a contract to get a girl!"

Hearing Liu Xu's words, Yuan Heiyi rolled his eyes and said angrily: "You can participate in the reincarnation game after signing the contract. By completing the system tasks in the game, you can get desire coins. As long as there are enough desire coins , you can realize any wish, even if you want to become a god."

As she said that, a contract appeared in her hand, which was gorgeous and exquisite, but in Liu Xu's eyes, no matter how exquisite it was, it was a contract of prostitution, and it was not as good-looking as Yuan Heiyi's soft and boneless little white hands.

"Becoming a god? Who wants to do such a boring thing! Of course, it's more suitable for me to be a happy crazy demon... Hahaha..." Liu Xu suddenly stopped talking, then looked at Yuan Heiyi and said: " Really any wish? Can that make you my woman?"

"Me? To be your woman?" Yuan Heiyi felt bored for a while, she didn't admit that it was because Yue Xiong's clothes were one size smaller and she went out in such a hurry today that she didn't have time to change them.

"Yuan Heiyi sauce, I am very nice to women. You can ask my girlfriends. They live in harmony, respect and love each other, and don't have to worry about mortgages, car loans, and children's milk powder money. They live a carefree life." Live happily and carefreely... On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there are a group of beautiful girls. They are lively and smart, they are mischievous and clever, they live freely in the fantasy land of fantasy, they are kind, brave and care about each other... ...Oh! Cute beautiful girls...Oh! Cute beautiful girls, they worked together to please the handsome husband, they sang and danced happily..."

"The treatment shows that you are already dead, so why are you still interested in women?" Since Yuan Heiyi became the guide, he has seen [-] or [-] gamers. There are all kinds of strange things, but he dares to play the guide's idea Yes, and she expressed her ambition at the first meeting, how arrogant and arrogant it is!

Looking at Liu Xu who was dancing and singing, Yuan Heiyi couldn't help but said, "You must be a patient with severe secondary illness, and it seems that you are still in the advanced stage. You can completely give up treatment."

"Second Childhood Disease? No!" Liu Xu knows that Secondary Disease is a terrible disease. Even Liu Xu, who is as strong as the two-dimensional devil king, would never want to have anything to do with someone with Secondary Disease, "Wait Wait, what did you just say? I’m already dead!? Food can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can’t be said indiscriminately. You think you are Jian Si Niang (Lang), take off your clothes and let me see your Big Dipper Scar first, I am obviously alive and kicking, okay, where did I die?"

Yuan Heiyi knew how strenuous it was to argue with the late stage of Secondary Disease, because it wasn't them who were wrong, but the world, so he directly pulled out the information.

It was clearly written in black and white (on the liquid crystal website): the body was mixed with Jiuying's blood, infected with the T virus, and the infection rate was [-]%...

"So I'm already dead!" Liu Xu was unexpectedly calm.

Liu Xu knew that he was alive when he was in the world of killing sisters, but now he is dead. When did he die?

Thinking about when I was lying down just now, I opened my eyes but couldn't move my body. Could it be that I died at that time?

From the closed beta version to the public beta version, before he had time to participate in the game, the prestige of the second-dimensional devil king has not spread, so he just died for no reason. This is not a rhythm for people to play happily!

Yuan Heiyi thought that Liu Xu was stimulated. After all, as long as a normal person suddenly knows that he is dead, he will be hit, so she said: "It doesn't matter, as long as you participate in the game and get enough desire coins, you can be Resurrected... and there will be absolutely no sequelae..."

"Resurrection? Let me think about it!" Liu Xu said seriously.

"Is there still something to consider?" Yuan Heiyi choked.

"Some people are dead, he is still alive; some people are alive, he is already dead." Liu Xu glanced at Yuan Heiyi, "Girl, yours, understand?"

"..."

"Well, if I'm dead, won't I be tired when I smack, smack, smack?" Liu Xu said seriously: "If I can have unlimited physical strength, then I won't be resurrected."

"Infinite stamina? You think it's beautiful! Even the god of strength, his divine power is limited, how could it be infinite..." Yuan Heiyi felt that he had met an incredible guy. How did his head think about problems? ?

"That's it! I knew there would be no such good thing..." Liu Xu sighed and said, "Okay, come on!"

"What?" Yuan Heiyi froze for a moment.

"Didn't you say you want to sign a contract?"

"..."

Liu Xu suddenly reached out to Yuan Heiyi.

"Ah! What are you going to do?" Although Yuan Heiyi was protected by the system, he instinctively took a step back.

"I just take the contract, okay? Don't you have system protection? Although I really want to put you under me now and turn you into my woman, but I know that if I don't have enough desire coins, I will do this." , will definitely die miserably.”

"are you serious?"

"Yuan Heiyi sauce, I can learn from the sky how much I love you!"

Yuan Heiyi handed over the contract to Liu Xu, and then took a few steps back far away, keeping a safe distance for the late stage of the second disease.

"Could it be that you want to bite your finger and press your handprint so bloody? I'm afraid of pain!" Liu Xu looked at the contract, it was full of symbols!

Sure enough, this is the rhythm of not being able to understand anything, and being sold to help count the money.

"Snapped!"

Yuan Heiyi snapped her fingers, and a ballpoint pen suspended behind her floated towards Liu Xu.

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Chapter 906

"Shouldn't I use a quill pen? This is the only way to set the scene!" Liu Xu couldn't help complaining, picked up the ballpoint pen, and played a trick.

As soon as the words fell, the ballpoint pen changed, and it actually turned into a delicate quill that exudes soft light.

However, Yuan Heiyi was not only shocked by this, the quill was slowly deformed, and finally turned into an exquisite seal.

Printed name: Overturning the sky!

Fantian Seal is the treasure of Guangchengzi's town cave in "Fengshen Yanyi". Its original body is half of Buzhou Mountain. There are countless people who have been conferred gods under Guang Chengzi's hands, so the lethality of Fan Tianyin is temporarily ranked first among all god soldiers.

The colorful auspicious clouds are fascinating to the heaven and the earth, and the golden light spits rainbows.

The seal is guarded by four elephants, the fairy palace lives above, the fairies dance, and the sound of Taoism lingers...

Liu Xu reached out with a big hand, grabbed the Fantian Seal in his hand, and stamped it on the contract with all his strength.

Between the heaven and the earth, ushered in extreme silence.

Then there was a loud bang, as if the entire universe shook violently.

"You...you..." Yuan Heiyi opened her mouth wide, but couldn't utter a complete sentence, and the stationery and weapon floating behind her fell to the ground.

The ballpoint pen she gave Liu Xu was itself transformed by spiritual power, so it can be transformed into any shape, but Liu Xu's sky-shattering seal is extremely realistic and extraordinary, obviously it needs strong spiritual power to do it , even many veterans don't have such strong mental power, and Liu Xu is just a newcomer.

After Liu Xu affixed the seal, he opened it, and the contract clearly displayed the eight characters "Ordered by the heavens, long life and eternal prosperity", with Liu Xu's name on it.

After the signing was completed, Liu Xu watched the contract automatically fly back to Yuan Heiyi's hands. He smiled and said, "Shouldn't there be two copies of the contract? Otherwise, there won't even be a certificate for lawsuits and appeals in the future..."

Yuan Heiyi glared at Liu Xu, ignored his crazy words, but made a handprint, and the contract spontaneously ignited without fire, and finally disappeared into the air.

"Okay, the signing ceremony is officially completed, and the system has entered your relevant information." Yuan Heiyi heaved a sigh of relief. Every time he signs a contract with a player, as a guide, he can get relevant rewards from the system, and the player participates in the game. Receiving goods is closely related to the leader.

"Is this the end? I thought that after signing the contract, there would be some weird patterns such as tattoos or serial numbers! I'm already prepared, if you give me the serial number 9527 or the serial number 89757, I'm ready to complain... Kung fu all It's wasted..."

"Can you speak normally?" Yuan Heiyi asked weakly.

"What's wrong with me?" Liu Xu retorted.

"You are not normal anywhere." Yuan Heiyi felt depressed for a while, but of course she would never admit that it was the reason why she passed a bra that was one size smaller because she left in a hurry today.

"By the way, I forgot to ask just now, how many desire coins do I need to get you?" Liu Xu said casually.

"Are you serious?" Yuan Heiyi frowned.

"Yuan Heiyijiang, my heart for you can be learned from heaven!" Liu Xu said seriously.

"Looking at your sister!" Yuan Heiyi wanted to kick someone again, but considering that Liu Xu had watched her upskirts several times just now, she forcibly held back, and the system also stipulates that the guide is not allowed to abuse newcomers , but I'm afraid the system would not have thought that there would be newcomers who would take the initiative to provoke the leader!

"You haven't answered my question yet?" Liu Xu continued to ask.

"One hundred thousand!" Yuan Heiyi said viciously.

"One hundred thousand?" Liu Xu curled his lips, "I thought it would cost one billion! I can have billions, and it's no problem to win you."

The billions he mentioned are sperm. The sperm produced by a man's two testicles can impregnate all the women in the world (including the earth, the cellar, and the space station). Expensive common sense, essence may be the least cherished thing in a man.

"..."

"Okay, can I join the game now?" Liu Xu asked.

"Yes, after the signing is completed, the first game can be played immediately." Yuan Heiyi nodded.

"Can the world of the game be chosen?"

"As a novice participating in the game for the first time, you have the right to choose the game once."

"Then "Holy Grail War"!" Liu Xu said casually.

"Jihad? This is an advanced difficulty game. As a newcomer, the difficulty is too high. Do you want to choose the first level of difficulty... such as the world of martial arts..." Yuan Heiyi is still very responsible as the guide. I would like to see Liu Xu choose the game so randomly and die.

"My king is waiting for me!"

"..."

"Choose difficulty, I advise you to choose low..."

"Highest!"

"You want to choose the difficulty of 'If you don't die, you will die'? Although the highest difficulty can get more desire coins, more powerful weapons, and even god-level bloodlines and invincible skills, but..."

This time, Liu Xu has nothing to say. According to the normal situation, shouldn't the difficulty be divided into "Normal, Nightmare, and Hell" like "Diablo 2"?

Another point, Liu Xu wanted to tell Yuan Heiyi that she was thinking too much.

He really wanted to see Saber, and he had no other extra thoughts. As for why he chose the highest difficulty, of course he wanted to see the strongest king.

Seeing Liu Xu looking at her with big eyes full of spirit, Yuan Heiyi knew that he didn't hear what he said at all, more precisely, he invited him but didn't take it seriously at all.

"Have you figured it out?" Yuan Heiyi had a depressed expression on his face, but he still asked for the last time.

"I've thought about this very deeply." Liu Xu said seriously, "Only with the highest difficulty can you get the [-] Desire Coins pushed down the fastest."

"..."

Yuan Heiyi ignored him, but quickly set it up, according to Liu Xu's request, Holy Grail War, the highest difficulty.

As a guide, Yuan Heiyi can only guide from the side, but cannot forcibly interfere with the player's thoughts.

"Okay, the settings are complete, and I would like to remind you one last thing. Completing the mission is the most important prerequisite. Otherwise, even if you can conquer the world but fail to complete the mission, the final result is likely to be obliterated, especially if you don't have desire coins now. The kill rate is as high as ninety."

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Chapter 907 The Great Spearman

"So the system can also be bought? As long as you have the desire coins, you can save your life even if the mission fails." Liu Xu showed a mocking expression on his face, and then asked seriously: "By the way, the system mother can Bribe? If I secretly give him [-] desire coins, can I take you down quietly?"