Save the Two-dimensional Devil

The ear-piercing call made him frowned, and he opened his eyes slightly, seeing the hurrying figure, he couldn't help asking, "Why are you so flustered?"

"Go back to Grand Master, the third young master was beaten and is still unconscious!"

"What?" Grand Master Dong frowned, then asked, "Who has the guts to beat this old man's son?"

"Back to the grand master, he is the son-in-law who has not entered the Cai family."

"Cai Mansion?"

Grand Master Dong frowned even tighter.

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In the deserted Xitang, there are three or four gray-haired old men, an eloquent matchmaker, Cai Yong sits high on the head, and a couple of newcomers in red kneel down on their knees.

One bow to heaven and earth, two bows to the high hall...then the husband and wife bow to each other, such a simple wedding.

Small but complete.

There was a matchmaker, and several respected old men were also invited by Cai Yan. It was reasonable and courteous, and a young couple was born.

Of course, this is obviously unfair to Cai Yan.

There is only one wedding in a lifetime, which woman doesn't want to dress up and get married in a glamorous manner, but now things happen suddenly, so she has to do things hastily and be a formalist.

The twilight is all together, and the moon is bright and clean.

Lanterns were lit everywhere in the Cai Mansion, and the light was as bright as day.

The boy who shouted "Heaven is dry, things are dry, be careful of candles" was beat up by Xiao He, and then ran away.

Liu Xu looked at the stunning beauty sitting beside the bed, the first woman he liked and fell in love with after traveling through the Three Kingdoms. He had mixed feelings in his heart, and wanted to express his acceptance speech, but he got stuck in his throat and turned into a choked sob.

"Yan'er, I'm here."

He called softly, his voice a little hoarse, and Liu Xu's hands trembled a little, especially after lifting the red hijab and gently holding the beauty's flowery face.

Dreams come into reality, Liu Xu is very happy, very happy, hugging a beauty is like hugging the whole world, like a happy upstart.

It's not that the two of them have met each other before, it's just that Liu Xu stared at her so intently, and breathed each other's breath so closely.

Cai Yan felt ashamed, she saw a lot from those deep and clear eyes, there was love, affection, joy, and... desire.

Those are a pair of eyes that can pierce people's hearts, expressing their feelings nakedly, as hot as fire.

Cai Yan could see her own image in Liu Xu's dark pupils. Inside, she was extremely shy and shy, a little cramped as she didn't know where to put her hands and feet.

There was a hint of teasing in Liu Xu's eyes. The skin in his hands was warm and smooth, and it felt very comfortable to the touch.

Liu Xu's eyes stared straight at the beauty, with some malicious intentions, Cai Yan was timid, his eyelids drooped slightly, his eyelashes covered the delicate skin under the eyes, closing the window of Xiaolu's heart, and slightly blocked Liu Xu's eyes. Aggression in the eyes.

"Yan'er, look into my eyes."

Liu Xu was extremely gentle, and his voice was quite bewildering, as if it came from the sky, or from a dream field.

Hearing this, Cai Yan had no choice but to meet those dreamy pupils again. This man has a pair of enigmatic pupils, which are far-reaching, clean, clear and bright.

"Yan'er, can you see yourself in my eyes?" Liu Xu asked softly.

Cai Yan nodded and said, "Yes, yes."

"Do you know, according to legend, if a woman can see her own image in a man's eyes, it means that the man loves her." Liu Xu smiled with infinite charm.

Cai Yan was overjoyed. Liu Xu's direct expression of love made her quite happy, but she was a bit shy.

Blinking her big and beautiful eyes playfully, Cai Yan asked, "Then, can you see you in my eyes?"

Liu Xu smiled secretly, but said in his mouth: "I can't see it! I read a lot recently, and I'm a little nearsighted."

"Ah! Then take a closer look."

Cai Yan was afraid that Liu Xu would not be able to see him, so he tried to open his eyes wide, a little terrified.

Cai Wenji, who has always been wise and quiet, is like a little girl worrying about gains and losses at this time, and she is at a loss when she is swayed by Liu Xu, a big-tailed wolf.

There was a hint of teasing in Liu Xu's eyes, approaching, approaching...

Cai Yan blinked and flustered until she got close to his mouth and put on the slightly parted red lips, but finally saw a teasing smile in Liu Xu's eyes.

Lips for a long time.

Cai Yan pushed Liu Xu away, panted slightly, stared at Liu Xu, and said reproachfully: "I hate you, you bully me."

Liu Xu grabbed her little hand and said with a cheeky smile: "Lady, you mean I'm lovable and you'll never get tired of it? How dare I bully you! Is it too late to love you? Come on, Chun Xiao is worth a thousand dollars a moment, A night of love is worth ten thousand gold, let's not waste this good time, hurry up and make love!"

As he said that, he pulled the beauty and rushed forward.

Cai Yan's wrists were as soft as boneless, with a light shake, she lowered her body and slipped through Liu Xu's embrace. The fiery red skirt danced into a big red flower, which was really beautiful.

"Husband, why are you so impatient? You will have plenty of time in the future! Let's talk, shall we? I'm a little scared! I heard that the first bridal chamber is very painful..."

A flash of fear flashed in Cai Yan's eyes, and he yearned for and feared that matter at the same time.

Liu Xu hated in his heart: "Who told Yan'er that it hurt? How can I say that the pain is only a moment, but the comfort can last for a long time..."

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Chapter 975

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Cai Yan was worried about this, so naturally Liu Xu couldn't be too much of a beast. If she was frightened and made her resist, I'm afraid this wedding night would be really wonderful.

Thinking of this, Liu Xu had no choice but to suppress the ardent desire in his heart, spread his hands and smiled wryly: "Actually, I like to talk while doing."

These words are quite insincere. Men generally like to work hard, just like old scalpers. Of course, there are also beginners who lack confidence or experience in themselves and will keep asking the woman, how is it?what does it feel likeIs it comfortable?cool? ...

There is a lot of nonsense, the little girl is trying to cooperate and feel the beauty brought about by that matter, but the man is twittering there, how annoying!

"I don't like it, I like to talk first, then...then that..."

Cai Yan is not as thick-skinned as Liu Xu. When this bastard talks about it, his face doesn't blush, his heart doesn't jump, he doesn't bend over, and he can even talk in an orderly and meaningful way. This is the relationship between a pure girl and a big rascal. worlds apart.

"Success, listen to you, let's chat first. What are we talking about? Well, yes, Yan'er, I want to correct one of your misconceptions. This woman will hurt the first time, but...you don't Frown, no, no, no... How could it be more painful than childbirth... It's different, these two kinds of pain are different, childbirth is a continuous pain, the pain lasts for a long time, but this thing is different, this thing It only hurts for a while, and then the pain comes, and you will be very comfortable. You will not be comfortable from the beginning to the end of having a child, um, yes, this is the biggest difference between the two..."

"Ah, you don't want to have children? Yan'er, this concept is not correct. You can't stop having children because of the pain of giving birth. If women think so, how will human beings develop? How will society progress? What will the future society be like? Development depends on you, you have a long way to go! Besides, don’t you think it’s a very happy thing to give birth to my son? Cough cough, it’s too far away, let’s get back to this matter, in fact, it’s a great thing Wonderful, I guarantee you will be addicted once, and you can't help falling in love with this feeling..."

"No, no, no, you won't become a generation of perverts, you just like to have sex with me. Don't worry, I won't ignore you just because I have sex with other women. I swear, okay, I will be the Monkey King Sun Wukong swears... well, isn't it just a story about Journey to the West, don't you want to hear..."

Liu Xu had a headache, and Cai Yan was like a little girl with a lot of questions, asking weird questions.

What makes Liu Xu even more troublesome is that she seems to like the feeling of chatting with herself like this, and it feels like she can't stop chatting once a day. Should the wedding night be wasted on chatting?

"Hmm, what is Monkey King Monkey King, tell me quickly..."

Cai Yan's eyes are sparkling, as beautiful as crystal.

Liu Xu looked awkward, and said helplessly: "The Monkey King, it's just a monkey. It was fooled by a great monk, and it was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain. Later, a handsome monk rescued him. The two of them Another pig and a bearded man were taken in on Xitian Road, and the four of them strangled the monsters on the road because the female monster wanted to marry the handsome monk and the male monster wanted to eat the handsome monk. Once, the monkey had to go to heaven to ask the gods to help subdue the monsters. In the end, it was difficult to retrieve the scriptures. The monkey was banned from fighting monkeys, the bearded man went to clean, and the pig became a cook. Finished, dear lady, A moment of Chun Xiao is worth a thousand gold, we have wasted a lot of gold, should we continue wasting it?"

"No, it hurts..." Cai Yan shook his head, "You should tell me in detail about every difficulty Monkey King encountered!"

"Oh my god...why should I tell her the story of Journey to the West! How good would it be to tell three monks without water?" Let me tell you seriously, a little pain, sex will last a lifetime, a cicada needs to experience the pain of breaking out of its cocoon to become a butterfly if it wants to be beautiful, and a phoenix needs to be bathed in the flame of the true sun if it wants to be resurrected, can't you bear a little bit of pain?"

Cai Yan thought about it for a while, with a flash of determination in his eyes, he nodded and said: "Well, what my husband said is that I shouldn't be afraid of pain, okay, let's... let's rest!"

Liu Xu was so moved that he wept bitterly. He silently thanked the heavens. He spent all his time talking dryly to convince Yan'er to agree. It was not easy.

"Husband, can you tell me the story of Monkey King while doing that?"

Cai Yan blinked, still obsessed with Monkey Sun.

Liu Xu was startled, and said viciously, "I hate that monkey to death."

Cai Yan stuck out her tongue and said nothing more.

Taking a sneak peek at Liu Xu, this guy seemed to have malicious intentions, and his eyes were always wandering around her.

Cai Yan couldn't help hesitating, and said, "Husband, why do you look like a wolf now?"

Liu Xu chuckled and said, "What do you mean like a wolf, your husband and I are just a standard wolf, haha."

As he said that, he rushed over, as fast as lightning, and did not allow Cai Yan to dodge at all, so he threw her down under his body.

The flame of the red candle on the small table beside the bed twisted and twisted, dancing a strange yoga-like dance.

The big bed is soft and spacious, and the red sheets and quilts have been scented, exuding a relaxing smell.

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"Does it hurt?"

Seeing Cai Yan open his eyes, Liu Xu asked softly.

"pain."

Cai Yan pursed her mouth, her breath was still chaotic.

Kissing the beauty on the lips, Liu Xu smiled slightly and said, "Dear madam, go to bed obediently, my husband will hold you, and we will sleep together."

"Ah."

Cai Yan felt relieved, nodded happily, and slipped into Liu Xu's arms.

Liu Xu hugged his lovely woman, as if hugging the whole world.

Soon, the two fell into a sweet dream.

Laying in bed is definitely a happy thing, especially holding a charming, exquisite and embossed beauty in his arms, touching Cai Yan's smooth and firm skin from time to time, after Liu Xu's overnight nourishment, the little girl Skin is smoother and more pleasing to the eye.

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Chapter 977 Moving the Capital

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"Haha, since he is Bo Jie's son-in-law, there must be something special about him. Brother Bo Jie, you are too mean! You actually found a son-in-law without saying a word? You didn't even notify us." , so that we can be happy too!" said a counselor sitting next to Dong Zhuo.

On the other side of Dong Zhuo, there is a mighty big man, wearing a purple gold crown with three prongs on his head, a Xichuan red cotton robe with hundreds of flowers on his body, a chain armor with a beast face swallowing his head, and an exquisite lion barbarian belt around his waist; bow and arrow Carrying with him, holding a painting halberd, this is Lu Bu.

Only he can carry a weapon in front of Dong Zhuo. This is what he stipulated for his own safety. As everyone knows, the greatest danger lies on him.