Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Oni-chan, do you have any questions?" Xin Tangming looked at him strangely.

"Anyway, there is something to do, where can I sell it?" Liu Xu said.

"Oni sauce, don't you know that black dog blood, cinnabar, and yellow paper are all used for sacrifices. These things are taboo and cannot be taken home. Do you want to buy them?" Xintang Ming looked looked at him.

"Ah... no, no, I just have a classmate who is going to hold a religious ceremony at home, ask me if I know about it." Liu Xu said without changing his face.

Xin Tangming glanced suspiciously, and then said half-believingly: "I don't know about this, but Sister Zhenzi should know, she deals in bars every day, and the people she knows are of all kinds, you can ask her... just right, I just bought it. I bought some fruits, if you go, send them to her together..."

Liu Xu pretended to have nothing to do with himself, and let out a soft "oh".

But in fact, I was already smiling happily in my heart, it seems that my brother's deception skills are good again, sister Zhenzi?

At this time, Liu Xu couldn't help but recall Qian Yuzhenzi's love for Yu Jie, and the scene where she almost "successful" in the hospital.

Soon.

Liu Xu was carrying a fruit basket, as if visiting a patient, and walked leisurely towards Qianyu Zhenzi's residence.

"It seems that the little girl Naho Ota also lives there, do you want to drop by?" Liu Xu thought to himself, "Well, next time, there is still business today, talisman, I don't know if there is any What power..."

A few minutes later, Liu Xu stood at the door and kept ringing the doorbell.

"Nobody? Maybe you're not at home? But the lights are still on..."

Liu Xu muttered something, then walked over, ready to knock on the door.

As soon as he knocked on the door, he called out "Sister Zhenzi, Sister Zhenzi" only to find that the door opened by itself?

Hey, he didn't lock the door.

"Miss Zhenzi?"

After entering and locking the door, Liu Xu stretched his head and looked around.

But there was a strong smell of alcohol coming towards him, and then he saw beer bottles all over the floor. After walking a few steps, he realized that Qianyu Zhenzi was sleeping behind the sofa.

Liu Xu took a deep breath and shook his head. He knew it from the memory of Er Guitai in Xintang.

This Qianyu Zhenzi always drank alone, but he didn't expect to be so drunk, wearing a small unbuttoned white shirt and a pair of purple パンツ, lying on the floor like this.

The snowy and tender skin that was originally rosy and white was now reddened by drinking.

Qianyu Zhenzi is like a mermaid, standing horizontally in front of her eyes, still so exposed.

"Sister Zhenzi, sister Zhenzi?"

Liu Xu put down the fruit basket and walked over lightly, but when he got to her side, he found that Qianyu Zhenzi suddenly woke up and hugged his neck.

Afterwards, she pressed her whole body over, riding Liu Xu underneath, and looked at him reeking of alcohol.

"Hey... why do you look so much like Er Guitai!" Qianyu Zhenzi smiled and pointed at his mouth and nose: "They look exactly the same, this nose, these eyes, this mouth..."

"Sister Zhenzi, I am the real Er Guitai..." Liu Xu said.

"I know, I know you are Er Guitai...but you broke into my house without my permission. Could it be that you have a plan for me? Say, do you want to continue the hospital's frontier?" Qianyu Zhenzi beat He burped.

"I'm here to ask you about something. I asked if you could come down first?" Liu Xu said.

Qianyu Zhenzi leaned her chest slightly, faced Liu Xu with a smile and said, "I know you have something to do, isn't that what it is..."

Then, before Liu Xu could react, her little catkin had already gone down...

Liu Xu opened his eyes, then stared fiercely, and said, "You forced me to do this."

Then, with one turn, Qianyu Zhenzi was turned over...

……

After a long time, the two of them fell powerlessly to the ground, and Qianyu Zhenzi lay powerlessly on Liu Xu's chest.

"Er Guitai, I didn't expect you to be so powerful."

Qianyu Zhenzi's face was full of satisfaction and happiness, and his small hands kept drawing circles on his chest.

"Hey, that's right, otherwise how can I conquer you, a little wild cat?"

Liu Xu smiled triumphantly.

"After that, Er Guitai must visit more often... Huh?"

Qianyu Zhenzi blinked lightly.

With that charming look, he gritted his teeth and said the three words "come around" one by one, it was like a naked flirt, and almost didn't make Liu Xu rise up again to fight for three hundred rounds.

However, considering that it had already been three times, it was a bit late, and I still had business to do, so I suppressed my thoughts.

"Ah, by the way, Miss Zhenzi, do you know where yellow paper, black dog blood and cinnabar are sold?" Liu Xu asked.

"Oh? Er Guitai, what do you want to do? These things are not very auspicious. If you ask this, it is possible that someone offended you. Who do you want to curse...? Hehehe..." Qianyu Zhenzi said with a smile on his face.

Liu Xu said: "That's right, I'm going to use it to curse, I curse that Sister Zhenzi will only be with me for the rest of her life, otherwise all those men will wither at critical moments..."

"You are so domineering. Good or bad!" Qianyu Zhenzi said: "Er Guitai, I really misjudged you before."

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Chapter 900 Elegant Butterfly, I Can't Do It!

ps: I recommend a book "The King of Special Soldiers in Film and Television"

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"Really? Then look away again..."

Liu Xu smiled evilly, and was about to fight again, but Qianyu Zhenzi was taken aback, feeling scared in his heart.

She really couldn't stand the torment, and now she still has a sore back, and she might not be able to get up tomorrow.

If you still do it, will you still be alive?

Butterfly, the concubine can't do it.

"No...don't...Ya Butterfly, I said, I said..." Qianyu Zhenzi screamed.

"Okay, to be honest, where can I buy it?" Liu Xu said.

"Er Guitai, I used to think you were honest, but since you came back from the hospital, I found that you have become worse and worse." Qianyu Zhenzi said coquettishly: "However, I like it! Come to my house to get the things you want tomorrow night , I'll buy it for you, how about it? Remember to come..."

Looking at Qianyu Zhenzi rolling on the ground with exquisite curves like a beautiful snake, Liu Xu only felt a burst of heat in himself, and nodded suddenly: "Okay, I will definitely come tomorrow, sister Zhenzi must close the door..."

"Giggle..."

Qianyu Zhenzi chuckled lightly, pointing his finger.

"Jingle bell... Jingle bell..."

Just when Liu Xu looked at Qianyu Zhenzi's appearance and wanted to have some more sibling lust, the phone rang at an inopportune time.

"Hi, Moses Moses..."

Liu Xu answered the phone.

"Oni sauce, I want you to deliver fruit to Sister Zhenzi. Why haven't you come back after three hours? Where have you been? Oni sauce..." Xin Tangming's voice exploded.

Liu Xu distanced the phone from his ears, then squinted at the phone.

Well?Sure enough, it was past ten o'clock, time flies so fast!

"..."

"Yeah, okay, I see, Ming, I'll be right back!"

After speaking, Liu Xu hung up the phone.

"What? It's Ming?" Qianyu Zhenzi slowly circled around, rubbing the fragrant sandalwood on Liu Xu's face, saying, "Er Guitai, don't disappoint Ming's heart!"

As soon as Liu Xu heard this, he understood. As the saying goes, the bystanders are clear, and the authorities are obsessed. When I got home, I pushed Xintangming away.

But these Xintang Ergui don't know too much, but I know it!

So Liu Xu showed an evil smile, and then suddenly "slapped" Qianyu Zhenzi's buttocks.

"Ok!"

Qianyu Zhenzi let out a low moan, his eyes flickering.

"Sister Zhenzi, you are such a little fairy!"

Liu Xu couldn't help but want to do something again, Qianyu Zhenzi smiled slyly: "Er Guitai, Si Mi is so stingy, my sister is tired today, and you have tormented me to death, I'm going to take a bath, you should go back quickly, don't let me Ming waited too long..."

At this moment, Liu Xu really wanted to rush over and press Qianyu Zhenzi on the sofa to fight for [-] rounds. Wouldn't he be playing with people like this, deliberately stirring up his own fire, and then pouring a barrel of gasoline on it?You don't even say to turn off the fire, it's too evil, this move is too depressing and tangled.

"Sister Zhenzi, this can't be like this... Shouldn't you be responsible?"

Qianyu Zhenzi blushed and gave a soft "bah", then deliberately dragged his torn shirt and made a few indistinct movements, which almost prevented Liu Xu from exploding on the spot...

One got up and was about to rush over, but Qianyu Zhenzi quickly slipped into the bathroom, locked the door, and only heard a voice from the bathroom, saying: "Hi... Er Guitai, I really can't do it, I feel sore all over, Ming is waiting for you at home, I will leave it to Ming to help you deal with it. Hehehe..."

Liu Xu gritted his teeth speechlessly, in the end he had no choice but to force himself to put on his clothes.

"Next time I won't let you go so easily." He said viciously, "We must unlock several difficult poses."

Hearing this, Qianyu Zhenzi spat lightly, and then shouted with a bit of coquettishness: "Er Guitai, remember to come and get your things tomorrow night, I will wait for you on the bed for nothing, stockings, nurse... "

Liu Xu, who was already preparing to go out, felt his heart ache when he heard this, he staggered, and then looked depressedly at Qianyu Zhenzi in the bathroom.

"This induction heart sutra is so powerful that it can fly up in the daytime. Why is there no wall-penetrating technique? Otherwise, I'll just go in directly."

Liu Xu cursed in a low voice, a wall piercing technique is very common, why is it not there?

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When I got home, the lights were still on.

Opening the door and walking in, quietly, looking around, Xin Tangming had already fallen asleep on the sofa without knowing it.

Liu Xu sighed with emotion, then walked over, patted Xintang Ming lightly, and shouted softly: "Ming, Ming? Don't sleep here, go to bed...Ming?"

Xin Tangming seemed to be sleeping soundly and deeply, muttering "Oni sauce" in his mouth.

Liu Xu sighed with emotion, then slowly picked her up through Xin Tangming's fragrant neck and ankles, and walked gently and slowly towards the second floor.

And Xin Tangming seemed to be sleeping soundly and started dreaming, muttering "Oni sauce", then stretched out his hands and hugged Liu Xu's neck, everything seemed to be a natural movement during sleep, but Liu Xu What he didn't notice was that there was a slight smile on the corner of Xin Tangming's mouth.