Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Xia Shi held his mobile phone to the dining table, "Papa... Papa..." flashing non-stop.

"First time what?"

"It's the first time to make such a table of dishes!"

"Nani?"

Liu Xu liked the taste of the table full of dishes...

"Home Run Girl, can you tell us about these dishes?"

After Xia Shi finished taking the photo, Liu Xu pointed at the dishes on the table with his chopsticks and said, "I'm dizzy, I can't tell the difference."

Let's not talk about the taste of these dishes, just look at the color, but it makes Liu Xu and Meixing dare not put their chopsticks down.

The red dish that looks like tomato sauce must be scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but Liu Xu really can't tell the difference between the remaining dishes, they are all dark, and the taste is good, smelling on the nose There was a burnt smell in it.

"This is my first time cooking. The appearance is a bit ugly, but the taste is delicious. Really, I have tried it. If you don't believe me, ask Meixing."

After Xia Shi heard Liu Xu's words, the excitement on his face disappeared. The voice of the always cheerful and pungent policewoman became softer and her expression became contorted. As she spoke, her eye sockets turned red, and a layer of mist covered her eyes. It spins in circles.

"Xu, in order to cook this meal for you, Xia Shi accidentally scratched his hand when cutting vegetables."

Mei Xing's words made Liu Xu's eyes fall on Xia Shi's left hand, and sure enough there was a big wound on the middle finger.

"Then I'll try it first."

Liu Xu was a little moved. He knew Xia Shi's character was like a boy.

Not to mention cooking, it takes a long time to think about cleaning at home. It is really difficult for her to prepare such a table of dishes today.

The three of them started to eat, although the appearance was not very good, but the taste could still be eaten...

At least, they are all familiar!

Not only did they eat, Xia Shi also opened red wine.

The more you drink, the happier you are, red after red...

In the end, Meixing, who couldn't bear it at first, was a little dizzy and went to rest first, but Xia Shi still held Liu Xu along, insisting on drinking beer again.

Liu Xu's drinking capacity is much better than Xia Shi's, but he is also drunk, watching Xia Shi poured on the table by him, he can't stop smiling wryly.

"I'm afraid I can't push it today. Shouldn't I be drunk and pretend to be broke just now, and give them a chance to push back! Hey, people who drink tend to compete with others..."

Standing up staggeringly, Liu Xu hugged Xia Shi by the waist, and kicked open the bedroom door.

He walked in in the dark, ready to put Xia Shi on the bed.

After walking a few steps, Liu Xu's calf tripped over the edge of the bed, and he fell onto the bed with Xia Shi in his arms.

Liu Xu braced his arms vigorously, trying to stand up, but he felt that he had no strength at all, and with the drowsiness in his head, he fell asleep in a daze.

"Thirsty, water..."

With Liu Xu growing up so old, he got drunk quite a lot.

Every time he got drunk, Liu Xu made a promise afterwards that he would never drink again, but the vows were often meant to be broken.

At this time, Liu Xu only felt a splitting headache, his mouth seemed to be on fire, and he was extremely thirsty.

When Liu Xu was struggling to get up from the bed, he felt as if something was weighing him down.

The headache caused by the hangover made Liu Xu temporarily lose his judgment.

This is not surprising, just a second ago, Liu Xu was still thinking about whether to grow or not.

If that's the case, you should be able to get out of bed immediately!

The memory in Liu Xu's mind is still before drinking beer yesterday.

As for what happened after n bottles of red wine, Liu Xu had completely forgotten about it.

Lying quietly on the bed, it seemed that he didn't think about anything, but his mind cleared up a little faster.

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Chapter 087 He Smells Better Than Machinery

"By the way, it seems like I said yesterday that I'm going to pick up Futaba and Miwako from here tonight..."

"Head hurts!"

"Damn it, what time is it?"

The other Liu Xu didn't dare to confirm, but anyway, it wouldn't be night.

"I'm not a man who stays out all night!"

This question made Liu Xu, who was still in a daze, slowly wake up, and slowly opened his eyes.

Because there is nothing to do with pollution, pollution or something, unless it is an anime background, there is absolutely no such thing in the two-dimensional world.

The morning sun was very glaring at this time, shining directly on Liu Xu's face through the curtains that were not fully drawn.

Although the glare of the sun affected Liu Xu's vision, he couldn't see clearly a face that was close at hand.

"Yo, whose little girl looks so beautiful!"

"Why does it look familiar?"

"Why don't you say hello to someone next to me..."

At this time, those big eyes opened gently.

Two people looking at each other can clearly see their own faces through the pupils of each other.

"I'm not dazzled, am I?"

Liu Xu doubted his eyes, and quickly stretched out his right hand to rub his eyes, but found that his right arm was completely suppressed.

"There is a left hand without a right hand. Fortunately, the left hand can move. It seems that all this is an illusion."

Just when he was about to raise his left hand, Liu Xu felt that his left hand was tightly grasping something in the palm.

"This dream is really real, but since I already know it is a dream, I must wake up soon."

Just as Liu Xu was deceiving himself there, a high-pitched sound comparable to Elizabeth Schwarzkopf's "Arianna of Naxos" suddenly sounded in his ears, causing him to temporarily lose his hearing. While listening, the brain instantly woke up.

Damn, is it a sonic attack?

It is more than enough to kill beasts and transform into soldiers!

I was not dreaming!

Liu Xu tried his best to tilt his head back, and finally saw clearly that the girl opposite was not the home run girl Natsumi Tsujimoto who pulled him to fight for drinks last night, but Miyuki Kobayakawa, known as a mechanical monster?

It's just that Miyuki doesn't seem to be very sober at the moment, after making a dolphin sound, she has been in a sluggish state.

Liu Xu had to admit that he was really reluctant to get up, because the scene in front of him was so beautiful.

On Meixing's delicate and delicate face, her eyes are wide open, but in a dazed state, her eyes seem to have no sense of focus, and her dazed look is very pitiful.

Just when Liu Xu responded with a sneer, he noticed that the pair of pupils on the opposite side were gradually shrinking, while her mouth was gradually widening.

"Again?"

Liu Xu believed that if he didn't stop it, his ears would be tortured again.

As the saying goes, "It's the best to attack first, and the idiot to attack later", Liu Xu put his heart together and moved his head towards it...

Suddenly, Miyuki's eyes widened.

If this kind of thing is not greeted with a slap in the face at the first time, then congratulations, you have succeeded.

Of course, if Liu Xu was not in his heart, Mei Xing would have already transformed by now.

Although Miyuki has a good-natured personality, she will change when she is angry, and it is so terrifying that people who have seen it once will never want to see it a second time.

"Is this a man's smell? It's better than the smell of a machine." Miyuki has very little contact with men. Except for family members and colleagues, she basically has no friends of the opposite sex. "Are men like this? It doesn't seem so hard to accept... ..."

A minute passed, and Meixing's shrewd mind, which had been sober, became a little confused again.

"You, you, what are you doing?"

An exclamation came in from the half-closed door, like being poured head-on with a basin of cold well water in the dog days, which immediately awakened Liu Xu, who had his brains full of sperm, and quickly let go of the tight hug. Miyuki.

Liu Xu looked up, Xia Shi's figure had just disappeared at the door.

"You...I...we..."

Liu Xu swallowed very hard, and spit out these words that did not express his meaning. At this time, his body had already rolled to the corner of the big bed, holding a pillow tightly with his hands, and he looked very good. She looked like a young girl who had just been raped.

Well, it seems more appropriate to call it a boy.

Even though Mei Xing was ashamed and angry at the moment, she was amused by Liu Xu's shameless appearance.

How dare this guy take advantage and act like a good boy?

Although Liu Xu was very bloody and scary when he fought, but now he is more like a big child.

This kind of bipolar attraction makes Meixing fall in love with him more and more.

Moreover, he smells better than machinery.

Miyuki lowered her head and checked her body, except for the sweat from the heat, nothing seemed to have happened.

Liu Xu's clothes and trousers were all on his body in good condition, which made Mei Xing heave a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt a little disappointed.

As for why this happened, Miyuki couldn't tell clearly, and she didn't want to get to the bottom of it.

"Why are you in my room?"

After tidying up her clothes, Mei Xing looked at Liu Xu evil and began to ask questions methodically.

"No, I'm obviously..."

Liu Xu looked around and found that he had indeed gone to the wrong house.

Is it...

Sleeping until midnight yesterday, Liu Xu was indeed woken up by urinating, then got up to go to the bathroom, and finally came back to sleep in a daze. At that time, the bloody thing happened, he went to the wrong room.

Mei Xing glared at Liu Xu. The more she explained the matter, the more embarrassing she became. She didn't ask any further questions, and left the room directly.