Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Xiao Longnv glanced at Sun Buer, then looked back at Liu Xu, and asked coldly, "Are you also a Quanzhen Sect disciple?"

Before Liu Xu could speak, Sun Buer shouted, "It is absolutely impossible for our Quanzhen Sect disciples to be with you!"

Xiao Longnv also showed weakness, and contradicted: "Patriarch Lin Chaoying has taught that people from the Ancient Tomb Sect will never have anything to do with Quanzhen Sect disciples. If he is a Quanzhen Sect disciple, I will stab him to death right now!"

"You guys be quiet, listen to me, the reason why I am with Miss Long is because I did something wrong and trampled her Jade Bee Queen to death, so I will go to the tomb of the living dead with Miss Long to do some Compensation, Senior Sun, don't misunderstand, I will come back after I finish the compensation." Liu Xu explained.

"No matter what you say, the Ancient Tomb Sect and the Quanzhen Sect have always had nothing to do with each other, so you can take care of yourself!"

Sun Bu'er took out the relic from his pocket and stuffed it into the palm of Liu Xu's palm before walking away, so that Liu Xu didn't know what to say.

Little Dragon Girl didn't care about Liu Xu's relationship with that super nun, and walked down the mountain like a refined fairy.

"That's all!" Liu Xu gritted his teeth and followed Xiao Longnv, first to deal with Xiao Longnv before going to Sun Buer, anyway, she has already tried Ziwei's taste, as long as she does a little trick, measure her strength No matter how reserved you are, you have to submit obediently. After all, Liu Xu is not a novice, he is a super veteran.

After arriving at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain and walking to the left for a while, they came to a land of barren grass. The desolate atmosphere reminded Liu Xu of a dead place.

"How about Qinggong?" Xiao Longnv asked in a low voice, her expressionless face seemed to be frozen, making it hard to figure out what she was thinking at the moment.

Liu Xu knew that this was a shortcut to the tomb of the living dead, and of course the only way to go down was to rely on superb lightness kung fu as the basis. Since Xiao Longnv asked him like this, he pretended to be very helpless and said: "I I'm not very good at kung fu, but my legs are the strongest, and I can run away, but if you tell me to fly on grass, I really can't."

"Then you wait here for me, and I'll ask Grandma Sun to pick you up."

Saying that, Xiao Longnv's lithe body has already floated up, and she wants to float down the steep mountain.

"Hey, didn't you say that you would put the Jade Bee Queen in your palm? Then you can't take me down? You have to call Grandma Sun, she is old, and I am afraid that the jade and stone will be destroyed. At that time, you will put the two of us together." I've slipped into the ancient tomb." Liu Xu shouted at the top of his voice.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll give you another palm?" The corners of Xiao Longnv's mouth curled up slightly, as if she was amused by the humorous Liu Xu, and her ice and snow heart melted a little, right?

"One palm is small, but keeping my life is big, you can take me down as a pet!" Liu Xu laughed, it seems that his skin is super thick.

Keeping Liu Xu as a pet is better than raising a Jade Bee Queen who goes to the Quanzhen Sect to collect honey all day long. Judging by his appearance, his martial arts are probably not much better, so let's help him!

Thinking about it, Xiao Longnv handed the sheathed Lady Sword to Liu Xu, and said, "Hurry up, I'm going down."

Looking at Lady Sword, Liu Xu looked helpless, and asked back: "Do you think my hands with no strength at all can grab the sword and land safely with you?"

"Then what do you want?" Xiao Longnu asked back.

Ever since she was a child, she has had the most contact with her unknown master and Grandma Sun. The only men she has seen are those stinky Taoist priests from the Quanzhen Sect. Of course, they all went to Zhongnan Mountain to find the nasty Jade Bee Queen.

Now such a naughty man appeared in front of his eyes, completely different from a Taoist priest, he didn't have any airs, and he was so likable...

Chapter 147 Tomb of the Living Dead

Liu Xu stuck out his tongue and head, and said with a smile: "Well, you just slapped me Zuo Yuexiong, and now I slap you too, and then you fly down with me in your arms, why? Sample?"

"How can there be such a shameless person in the world?" Xiao Longnv put away the long sword with a chuckle and replaced it with one hand.

Liu Xu was so happy that he almost jumped up, and hurriedly ran over, but he didn't hold Xiaolongnv's hand, but put his right cheek in front of Xiaolongnv as if he was tending to be abused.

Xiao Longnv covered her mouth with a smile, but immediately pretended to be very serious, brushing her hands over Liu Xu's body like cotton, and said, "Don't be shy, hold me tight, I'm going back to the tomb of the living dead, so that Grandma Sun will worry." Not good."

"En!" Liu Xu responded and hugged Xiao Longnv by the waist.

Xiao Longnv frowned slightly, as if she was not used to it, she twisted her lower body, and felt that Liu Xu's hand was magical, and it made her feel a little comfortable, which was completely different from the feeling when she was taking a bath.Xiao Longnv shook her head, warned herself not to think about it, said "hold on tight" and floated down the hillside.

Liu Xu pretended to have no knowledge in martial arts, and could only rely on Xiao Longnu. He originally held Xiao Longnu with his right hand, but later he also used his left hand. He hung on Xiao Longnu like a sloth, and was extremely comfortable. up.

Xiao Longnv just looked ahead and didn't pay attention to Liu Xu at all. She just felt that Liu Xu made her body a little itchy, and the rest was that flying was a bit difficult. After all, she had to bear the weight of two people.

After half a quarter of an hour, they landed in a dense forest.

"Here we are." Xiao Longnu said.

Liu Xu, who was in a state of obsession, was still rubbing against it, and was still not satisfied and wanted to take it out for Xiaolongnv to give her a good suck.

The little dragon girl felt a little strange, so she turned her head and looked at the treacherous and sloppy Liu Xu, watching him rubbing the thing hidden in his leg on his thin skirt, the little dragon girl was a little puzzled, and asked: "You Is there still a stick hidden in it?"

Liu Xu was stunned, and hurriedly explained: "Well, yes, wait a minute, I'll go and throw the stick away."

Before Xiaolongnv agreed, Liu Xu hid behind a big tree like a gust of wind.

Liu Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and muttered: "I guess she has never seen a man before. No wonder, she spends all day bored in the dark ancient tomb, not communicating with outsiders. She knows that there is a root under the man. It can be stretched and shortened, can be hard or soft, and the Ruyi Golden Cudgel that women can't put it down is so strange."

"Hurry up." Xiao Longnu raised her voice.

"Wait, it's hard to pull it out." Liu Xu yelled, he unbuttoned his trousers, and muttered: "It will be difficult to make it soft, who told you that you look so pure and pure, you look like a saint Same, let me want to stop!"

Liu Xu stretched his head and looked at the side of Xiaolongnv not far away, at the two proudly standing mountains, at the thin dress that was almost as thin as skin, at the infinite temptation brought by the high buttocks , Liu Xu started to look for Miss Wu, who looked like a wretched uncle, but he didn't have a beard yet.

"Isn't it alright?" Xiao Longnv looked at Liu Xu's head, feeling suspicious.

"Soon...well...it will come out right away...you wait a little longer...the wooden stick will be pulled out by me right away...well...it's so hard to pull out...the skin on the outside is stuck to me Together..." Seeing Xiaolongnv's beautiful washbasin, Liu Xu's saliva almost flowed out.

"Hurry up." The little dragon girl muttered, not looking at the idiot-like Liu Xu, but focusing on the ancient tree towering into the clouds, the hand holding the long sword has already drawn the sword out of its sheath .

Liu Xu looked at Xiao Longnu with a silver face, and his speed became faster. After a low growl, he rested on the ancient tree contentedly, and then began to put on his pants.

"Look at the sword!" Xiaolongnv's cry frightened Liu Xu. Liu Xu hurriedly turned to the other side of the tree, thinking that Xiaolongnv found out that he was doing bad things in front of her, but when he turned around, he saw that Xiaolongnv was not at all. She didn't run towards him, but flew up like a fairy, a multicolored sword energy rushed to the sky like lightning, and she was reflected tens of thousands of points by the sword energy, which made Liu Xu feel a little bit surprised by what happened just now. Behavior remorse.

Liu Xu originally thought that outsiders were going to invade the tomb of the living dead, but when he saw the little dragon girl who fell to the ground holding a skylark in her hand, Liu Xu just stood there stupidly. In order to hunt a skylark, it was necessary to use such a Is it a colorful sword spirit?

What a waste!

Thinking this way in my heart, my actions were completely inconsistent. I saw Liu Xu rushing out and exclaimed: "Miss Long's martial arts are really unpredictable. If I am lucky enough to marry you..." Liu Xu almost said what was in his heart The most primitive wish, "I want you as my teacher...that would be great!"

Xiao Longnv put away her long sword and said calmly: "Our Ancient Tomb Sect has never accepted male disciples."

"You can just treat me as the Jade Bee Queen, and you don't know if it's male or female." Liu Xu continued shamelessly.

"It's common sense that queen bees are female." Xiao Longnv glanced at Liu Xu and walked forward.

Liu Xu knew this fact after studying biology in junior high school. He just wanted to amuse Xiao Longnu. Seeing her cold and arrogant face, Liu Xu shrugged and followed her.

Silent, silent, still silent...

Arriving at a place with relatively few trees, Xiao Longnu stopped in her tracks, her hands were wrapped around a stone, there was a loud noise, and a stone door suddenly rose from the originally doorless stone wall.

"You go in first." Xiao Longnu ordered.

Liu Xu didn't even bother to point his head, so he bent down and went in. It was pitch black inside, giving Liu Xu the illusion of being in hell.

When Liu Xu heard the loud noise again, there was no light behind him.

"Miss Long." Liu Xu yelled and turned around. A faint fragrance wafted through. Liu Xu couldn't help sneezing and turned to look for Miss Long. Instead, he pressed a soft incense stick under his body.

"Get up!" Xiao Longnv shouted. It turned out that the deafening sound of Shimen's fall had taken her a while to get used to the sound of the outside world. The voice wandering in my ear was Liu Xu's voice.

"My foot injury happened again, and now I can't stand up!" Liu Xu exclaimed in great depression. In fact, his leg injury did not recur at all. He just wanted to eat more Xiaolongnu's tofu.

"Why hasn't your stick been pulled out yet?" Xiao Longnu couldn't help but exclaimed as soon as she felt a hard object pressing against her.

Chapter 148 Apprenticeship to Dragon Girl

"This seems to be the second one. I forgot to take it out just now." Liu Xu hurriedly explained, while wriggling back and forth, using Xiao Longnv's limp body as the target for purging fire.

"Don't do it, I'll pull it out for you." After finishing speaking, Xiao Longnv grabbed Liu Xu's vitals through her trousers, and pulled out forcefully.

"Ah!!! I'll do it myself!!!" Liu Xu roared in shock, and hurriedly flicked Xiao Longnu's hand away. If she puts more effort into it, maybe Liu Xu's happiness and sexual happiness for the rest of his life will be forcibly controlled by her. It was broken.

"If you can't get it out by yourself, I can help you." Said the little dragon girl who was so naive that she didn't even know what a man's most terrifying weapon was.

"Thank you, I will ask you for help when I have the opportunity." Liu Xu had no choice but to get up. He didn't dare to use the "stick" to try anything on Xiaolongnv again. Safety is the first priority. Anyway, he has a lot of opportunities to go to Xiaolongnv. However, facing the little dragon girl who is as pure as a lotus saint, Liu Xu has many tricks.

Xiao Longnv patted the dust off her skirt, walked around in front of Liu Xu, and said, "Follow me, this section of the road is a bit dark, and you'll be fine after you pass."

"Yes." Liu Xu responded and limped behind Xiao Longnv.

It was really dark at first, Liu Xu could only rely on his hearing to keep up with the little dragon girl, and this damn tunnel was full of twists and turns, it was easy to get lost, if Liu Xu walked from the beginning again, he probably wouldn't know where he was up.

"I have to tell you something, once you enter the tomb of the living dead, you can't leave unless you die." Xiaolongnv opened the second stone door, and the light of the candle made Liu Xu feel like he was reborn.

Amidst the joy, Liu Xu asked casually: "The Jade Bee Queen can go to the Quanzhen Sect, so I can't go in and out freely? It's obvious that I don't have as many rights as it does."

"If you get more wings and become the size of a fist, I won't stop you." The clear and cold voice of the little dragon girl echoed in the tunnel.

"Uh, forget it, I won't talk, and the Jade Bee Queen can't talk anyway." Liu Xu yelled and followed Xiao Longnu.

Where Xiao Longnu stood, there were two forked roads, one on the left and one on the right.

"The right side leads to Grandma Sun's bedroom, and the left side leads to my bedroom, practice room and stone room. When I came in, there was a branch road leading to the big and small practice rooms, the sarcophagus room, the storage stone room and the back hall. At this time, Sun Mother-in-law should be in the back hall!"

After listening to Xiao Longnv's introduction, Liu Xu asked, "What about the toilet?"

Xiao Longnv thought for a moment, then said: "I'll tell you when you're in a hurry, it's not convenient to say it now."

"Then I'm in a hurry now!" Liu Xu shouted.

"Hold on first." Xiao Longnv's words shattered Liu Xu's curiosity.

"Let's go to the back hall to have a look first. I want Grandma Sun to teach you some basic precautions for surviving in the Tomb of the Living Dead. If you violate one of them, you will be punished. The worst is the wilderness of corpses." Xiaolongnv turned Turn around and return along the same road.

The Shimen fell with a bang, and Liu Xu had no choice but to follow behind Xiao Longnv.

After being dizzy for a long time, another stone door opened. This time it was not so dark. Hundreds of ever-burning lights fell in the back hall, which was about three feet long and wide. There was almost nothing in the back hall for Liu Xu to take a closer look at. Except for a plainly dressed old woman kneeling on the ground in front of her and a mural of a beautiful woman.

"Grandma Sun, I'm back." Xiao Longnv called and walked over.

"The Queen Jade Bee has not been found, and brought the guests back." Grandma Sun stood up, looked at Liu Xu, and smiled, which was in stark contrast to Xiao Longnu's indifference.

Xiao Longnv passed by Granny Sun, and Xiao Longnv knelt down on the mat to worship Lin Chaoying's portrait, while Granny Sun walked up to Liu Xu, looked at Liu Xu as if she were her son-in-law, and said with a smile: "Young man, come on!" Hundreds of talents, why would you come to our Ancient Tomb Sect with Miss Long, have you already worshiped Miss Long as your teacher?"

"I killed her Jade Bee Queen by mistake, so she asked me to play the role of Jade Bee Queen." Liu Xu didn't hide anything.

"Be respectful to Grandma Sun, don't be too big or small." Xiao Longnv said coldly.

"This child..." Grandma Sun took Liu Xu's hand and walked out of the back hall.

Xiao Longnv clasped her fingers together, lowered her head and said: "Grandma Patriarch, Xiao Longnv, a disciple of the third generation, has returned, and I hope you will bless the Ancient Tomb Sect to flourish in my hands." Xiao Longnv closed her eyes and kowtowed heavily.

Although the woman in the portrait is not angry, her eyes seem to be alive, quietly looking at everyone who worships her, but no matter how many years, the only ones who will worship her are Grandma Sun Xiaolongnv and her former maid, Xiaolong A female master, a master who doesn't even have a name.

After leaving the back hall for a while, Grandma Sun let go of Liu Xu's hand and asked, "Young man, what's your name?"

"The surname is Yang, and it's a single character." Liu Xu replied.

"Oh, Yang Guo? Hehe, you can just call me Granny Sun. I don't care how you came to the Tomb of the Living Dead. What I want to tell you is that you may not be able to leave here in the future...because..."

"Miss Long has already told me." Liu Xu hurriedly said.