Save the Two-dimensional Devil

After it was over, the two hugged each other tenderly.

"Brother Yang, you are so strong!"

"Do you mean excavator technology?"

"Hmm, excavator!?"

"Thousands of years later."

"After thousands of years?"

"Correct!"

"Bullshit."

"Women love to hear nonsense."

"Crap!"

"Correct reasoning is also reasonable!"

"I won't tell you."

"It can't be said! Since you admit that I am good, then I will be your teacher from now on, and you will be my class.mate."

"?"

"teacher and class.mate, teacher and student!"

"..."

It was already [-]:[-] noon when the two returned home, Guo Jing had already taken the two Wu brothers to the martial arts field to practice martial arts, while Ke Zhen'e went out to Luoyang to do business, only Huang Rong was left at home, who was tidying up the study.

When Huang Rong saw the two came back at the same time, she was a little surprised. As soon as they stepped into the door, Huang Rong asked, "Fuer, where have you been? Your father has been looking for you for a long time. He told you to go to practice martial arts when you come back. They are all waiting for you in the training ground."

Guo Fu pursed her lips and yelled: "I don't agree with you. Why can Brother Yang study but I can't? Mother, you are partial again."

Huang Rong grabbed Guo Fu's hand and said, "It's not that mother is biased, it's just that you have been taught by brother Jing and me since you were a child, and of course you know more things than you, brother Yang, and Guo'er has been in the market since he was a child, so you should understand." I don’t even know the Four Books and Five Classics, so I’ll teach you Brother Yang first, and when he’s a teacher, it won’t be too late for Mother to teach you.”

"I won't!" Guo Fu shook her head.

"Look, look, I really spoiled you. You don't even listen to what mother says. When your father comes back, he will definitely spank your ass." Huang Rong pretended to be very helpless.

"Auntie, since Fu'er has such a strong desire to study, you can pamper her again!" Liu Xu stepped forward and said.

"Since Guoer pleaded for you, mother will let you be a little book boy!" Huang Rong said, stroking Guo Fu's face.

Liu Xu looked around. The layout of this study is relatively simple. The four rows of bookshelves on the right are arranged in a line. The books are also classified in detail. Each row of shelves is labeled, such as astronomy and geography, humanities, martial arts classification, and scenery of the Western Regions. and many more.

Looking at the left side again, there is a desk more than one foot standing there, with a pile of books and an oil lamp on it.

Liu Xu walked around behind the desk and saw two pampas grasses on the ground, so he knew that he was sitting cross-legged when he was reading.

People who practice martial arts usually have a very exquisite study of sitting. The premise of sitting is not to be comfortable, but to be suitable for improving internal strength. Therefore, the height of the desk and the thickness of the pampas grass have been carefully considered. debugged.

Before Huang Rong nodded in agreement, Liu Xu sat down on the pampas grass, crossed his legs and picked up a copy of the "San Zi Jing" and flipped through it casually. Looking at those extremely childish words, Liu Xu felt drowsy. But he still pretended to be very interested, and when he turned to the first page, he read: "At the beginning of human beings, one's nature is inherently good. Their natures are similar, but their habits are far away. If you don't teach them, your nature will change..."

"I thought you couldn't read!" Huang Rong laughed.

You are illiterate, your whole family is illiterate!

Liu Xu cursed in his heart, and then thought about it, Guo Fu is already his, so he himself is included in your whole family, so in order not to scold himself, Liu Xu changed his curse in his heart: "Your man is illiterate, hey, it doesn't seem right, I just want to be her man... Well, your ex-man (Guo Jing) is illiterate..."

Chapter 016

Liu Xu said with a smile: "When I was young, I studied with a fortune teller for a few days, so I know a few words, so I made a fool of myself."

"Well, I originally wanted to teach you the Three-Character Classic this afternoon. Seeing that you can read it so fluently, then I won't assign tasks this afternoon. You can teach Fuer to read the Three-Character Classic! Remember, you can't just understand the superficial meaning, I'll go to the training ground first to see their progress."

After speaking, Huang Rong picked up the saber on the desk and walked outside.

When Huang Rong walked away, Guo Fu lay down on the desk, stared at Liu Xu's handsome face, and said with a smile, "I can't tell, Brother Yang is so powerful, Fu'er is so impressed."

"Cough, cough, I am your teacher now, you have to follow the etiquette of master and apprentice, don't be so presumptuous, do it quickly, or the teacher will spank your ass!" Liu Xu pretended to be very fierce, his eyes were straight Staring at Guo Fu.

Guo Fu didn't like Liu Xu's suit, she just lay there, motionless, her open collar stimulated Liu Xu's gaze.

"Not obedient?" Liu Xu patted the desk lightly.

Guo Fu raised her eyebrows and shouted, "Teacher should be a very polite person. He wouldn't hit someone. Don't scare me."

Liu Xu hooked Guo Fu's chin, pinched Guo Fu's chin hard, and said, "If you don't sit upright, I will..."

Liu Xu chuckled, looking straight at Guo Fu's open neckline.

"Oh, don't look, you pervert!"

Guo Fu covered her neckline, and hurriedly sat directly opposite Liu Xu, sticking her tongue out at Liu Xu, "If you look at me again, I'll gouge out your eyes!"

"The teacher is a civilized person, and a civilized person does civilized things. I will not do anything deviant without your consent. Okay, I will teach you to read the Three Character Classic now. Listen carefully." Liu Xu said.

"I can read, I just want to accompany Brother Yang, not to study!" Guo Fu shouted.

Liu Xu grabbed the ruler on the desk and hit Guo Fu on the back of his hand, saying, "Looking at your self-confidence, you know that human nature is inherently good. Do you mean that people are similar in nature but far away from each other?"

"When people are just born, they are kind-hearted in nature and have similar temperaments. But with the different changes and influences of their living environments, everyone's habits will be different. How simple is this, a three-year-old child can understand , don't try to fool me." Guo Fu was very proud.

Liu Xu shook his head while sighing, and said, "You completely misinterpreted its meaning."

"What does that mean?" Guo Fu immediately became interested.

"Cough cough... Teacher, preaching and imparting karma to solve doubts...Let me tell you the true meaning of the "Three Character Classic"..." Liu Xu coughed a few more times, and said: "At the beginning of human beings, nature is kind. It means that people don’t know what sex is when they are just born. Sex is similar, Xi Xiangyuan means that when you were young, if you were with someone who had the same views on sex, your views would be the same as his (her), open Or introverted. If you don’t teach, sex is love. If no one teaches you how to deal with sex, you may get lost, understand?”

Guo Fu still listened to the "Three Character Classic" that was completely distorted by Liu Xu, and stared at the vase placed in the corner with two imposing eyes. He who has no one to teach is lost?"

Liu Xu knocked on Guo Fu's forehead demonstratively with a ruler, and said with a smile, "Young children can be taught, and it's not in vain to waste so many brain cells as a teacher."

"Did someone teach the teacher when he was young?" Guo Fu asked.

"Eh? Me, let me think about it. I remember that I didn't understand anything when I was very young. Later, I learned to surf the Internet. I probably knew the Tao and learned some moves, just like I taught you in the morning. , I still have a lot of treasures, I can teach you when I have time." Liu Xu laughed.

Guo Fu sat on the desk, put her arms around Liu Xu's head, and asked ambiguously: "Then before you met me, did the teacher teach other students?"

"Yes!" Liu Xu exclaimed.

"what?"

"I do it myself, with both hands!" Liu Xu added.

Guo Fu was amused by Liu Xu's words, and giggled with her arms around Liu Xu's neck.

Is it that funny?

"Teacher, the student is a little unreasonable, please forgive me."

Liu Xu sat on the desk, put his arms around Guo Fu's delicate body, and said, "Teacher-student relationship is not bad, my dear Fuer." "

"Dear Brother Yang."

"Dear Fuer."

"Dear Brother Yang."

……

The two kept calling each other's pet names like this, completed a love exchange, and finally hugged each other's body, lying on the desk and fell asleep.

Huang Rong rushed home after investigating the martial arts situation of the Wu brothers. For her, coming to the martial arts field to watch them practice martial arts was just a cover. What she really wanted to do was to match Yang Guo and Guo Fu.

In the final analysis, the death of Yang Guo's parents has nothing to do with her, so what she can do to make up for Mu Nianci and Yang Kang now is to pave the way for Yang Guo in the future.

As long as he succeeds in his studies in Peach Blossom Island, he will be a strong general in the Beggar Gang or the Anti-golden Society in the future. Coupled with his personal connections, Yang Guo can definitely become a good man with a long history.

Seeing his and Guo Fu's eye contact at noon, Huang Rong knew that they both had a crush on each other, so giving them more time to spend alone would enhance their relationship. If they got married in the future, it would also be for Mu Nianci and Yang Kang Consolation.

With this in mind, Huang Rong walked into the yard.

Looking at the half-open door of the study, Huang Rong walked in, but just as her left foot stepped in, her right foot was already weak. Seeing them hugging each other and lying on the desk to sleep, Huang Rong felt that her world was plunged into darkness , and Guo Fu was actually wearing a kind of close-fitting dress that she had never seen before...

Huang Rong looked at her daughter, she looked like a girl, she was completely different from her now, Huang Rong was stunned for a long time, not knowing why she had such an idea suddenly.

She retreated out of the study feebly, standing there stupidly.

She didn't dare to imagine that what she saw was the truth, how could it be like this, but after only knowing each other for a few days, she actually... did such a thing, wouldn't Fu'er's innocence be ruined?

If people knew about it, not only Fu'er, but even Yang Guo wouldn't be able to hold up his head, these two children who don't know the importance!

Chapter 017 A Dream Is Not a Dream

The thing has already happened, it is impossible for Huang Rong to pretend that it never happened, the only way is to match up the two wild mandarin ducks early, if it is delayed, it will be finished.

With this in mind, Huang Rong retreated outside the yard, pretending to have just come back, and shouted: "Fu'er, the clothes outside are already dry, why don't you take them away!"

Huang Rong's words woke up the message and Guo Fu in an instant like ice water. Liu Xu hurriedly pulled up his pants, patted Guo Fu's face, and said, "Your mother is back, why don't you get up?"

Guo Fu put down her skirt while nodding, took the "Three Character Classic" that was accidentally revealed by the two of them, and stuffed it on the bookshelf, tidied her messy hair, and pretended to sit beside Liu Xu seriously.

Huang Rong estimated the time, they should have tidied up and walked in with heavy steps.

Looking at Guo Fu's pink cheeks, Huang Rong gave a wry smile, but immediately put on a brisk smile, and said, "Remember to put your clothes in after sunset. After a while, how is your reading? Look at you, it seems I'm a little nervous!"

It's no wonder Liu Xu wasn't nervous. If Huang Rong found out about the matter with Guo Fu, wouldn't he be able to eat and walk around!

Liu Xu smiled lightly, and said: "Auntie is worried, but it's actually okay. I knew a little about the Three Character Classic before, and now it's just a review. Why don't I read it to you? Human nature is good at first, and nature is good. similar……"

"No need, I know you're smart," Huang Rong interrupted Liu Xu's recitation, and said, "The study is a bit messy, you and Fu'er tidy it up, I'll go out and collect the clothes, Fu'er, don't make any mistakes."

"I know how to release it since I was six years old, don't worry, mother!" Guo Fu laughed.

With a trace of regret, Huang Rong walked out of the study.

Liu Xu and Guo Fu let out a long breath at the same time. Since Huang Rong didn't find out what they did, everything is ok.

Liu Xu walked to the bookshelf and felt drowsy looking at the black and white books. Reading was one of the most helpless things when he was in S University. Now he gets tired whenever he reads a book. leave here.

"Put this book in the third column, on the second row of the bookshelf." Guo Fu said, pulling out the "Three Character Classics" that had been placed indiscriminately.

"I was really defeated by you, and actually used books as props." Liu Xu sniffed the "San Zi Jing" and said, "It's all your taste, but there were no sex supplies stores in ancient times, and props are really a problem..."

Guo Fu stuck out her tongue, picked up another book, and walked to the fourth shelf.