Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Ouyang Feng opened his eyes angrily, his feet had rubbed the dirt out of two deep ravines.

Ouyang Feng stared at Liu Xu who fell after reaching the highest point, his cheeks swelled even bigger.

"Goo!"

Ouyang Feng jumped up, opened his mouth and spewed out a puff of white smoke.

Ouyang Feng caught Liu Xu, turned his hands around, and coiled his feet around Liu Xu like a snake. The two of them stayed in the sky like balloons, completely free from the effects of gravity.

Chapter 008

Ouyang Feng put his arms against the Dazhui and Dashu points on the back of Liu Xu's neck, and shouted: "Hold your breath, you can't breathe no matter what!"

Liu Xu hurriedly took a deep breath, not daring to let it out. He remembered that when he was very young, he liked to put his head in the washbasin and compete with his friends who could hold their breath best. It's him.

He remembered that the record at that time was three minutes. He wondered how long Ouyang Feng had to endure?

"The internal force flows back!" Ouyang Feng roared.

The nerves of Liu Xu's whole body were throbbing with a piercing pain, and the back of his neck seemed to be pricked by countless needles. He was so uncomfortable that he just wanted to end it all quickly.

As the pain intensified, Liu Xu already felt that he was about to be divided into two pieces by Ouyang Feng, and he still had to hold his breath, which made him feel even more uncomfortable. He just wanted to relieve the pain with hysterical screams.

Ouyang Feng's face turned from red to sallow, like a hungry person who hasn't eaten for several months.

With a sound of "chi", a bolt of lightning flew down from the sky, enveloping the two of them.

Ouyang Feng had already caused him a lot of pain, and now a thunderbolt came out of nowhere to join in the fun. Liu Xu was so paralyzed that he just wanted to run away, but he had a strong spiritual pillar to encourage him, and that was the incomparably refreshing Shuang Xiu.

Liu Xu must learn Shuang. Cultivation, and then hunt down all the beauties and make them all surrender to him.

"I must learn the art of dual cultivation!" Liu Xu shouted inwardly.

Ouyang Feng let go of his hand, raised his ten fingers against the Shendao, Shenzhu, Feishu, Gaoyu, Shentang and Xinshu points near the spine.

At this time, blue veins of light appeared on Ouyang Feng's face. The veins crawled across Ouyang Feng's neck like worms, climbed up his arms, and passed into Liu Xu's body along his ten fingers.

Liu Xu opened his eyes even wider. What he felt this time was not pain, but an unbearable desire. He felt that a fire of desire was burning in his heart. The beauty talks about life, ideals and so on, but now he can't even breathe, so where can he find a beauty to vent his desire!

"How long will it take?" Liu Xu already felt that this was going beyond his limit.

Ouyang Feng's complexion turned from sallow to pale. At first glance, he looked like an old man who was about to fall into a coffin. Only his eyes were still extremely energetic, as sharp as an eagle.

"Ah..." Ouyang Feng yelled like an angry lion, let go of Liu Xu, grabbed Liu Xu's waist, and turned Liu Xu like a hot wheel.

Liu Xu was dizzy from being turned around, wanted to say something but didn't dare to speak, so he let Ouyang Feng spin around, all he could do was hold his breath.

As the speed of rotation increased, Liu Xu's body was already on fire, but it was a demon blue color, which looked very strange.

Ouyang Feng suddenly stopped turning, and his whole body hit the ground like an overweight watermelon, making a big hole in the ground, while Liu Xu fell slowly, like a fairy descending to earth.

He looked at himself in amazement, and felt that he had overcome the effect of gravity now, and could gallop through the blue sky like an airplane and land on the ground.

At this time, Liu Xu didn't dare to open his mouth to breathe, but just covered his reddened mouth with his hands and ran to the edge of the pit.

Ouyang Feng shook his head vigorously, flung the dirt from his hair to one side, and then jumped up. Seeing that Liu Xu was still holding his breath foolishly, he punched Liu Xu on the top of his head, and said, "Holding your head, it's over."

ended?Is it over like this?

Liu Xu hurriedly opened his mouth, and a gust of hot air sprayed on Ouyang Feng's face, causing Ouyang Feng to sneez several times.

Liu Xu opened his mouth wide and sucked in the air vigorously. Only now does he feel how lovely the air is.

After inhaling for a while, Liu Xu suddenly looked down at him, the shotgun has changed!

Ouyang Feng coughed a few times, and said: "Your bones are good, and I will pass on [-]% of my internal strength to you. The poison of the ice soul silver needle has been cured. As long as you work hard, you should be able to achieve some fame. Now that you have reshaped it, Thirty percent of your body has been transformed, and the remaining seventy percent has to be done by yourself, godson, I am now teaching you the Dafa of Yijin and Cutting Marrow, you will not only practice attacking for the past few days In addition to the Toad Kung Fu, you can practice the Yi Jin Cutting Marrow Dafa. The Yi Jin Cutting Marrow Dafa is specially for breath adjustment, and it is especially suitable for calming your mind after practicing Ha Toad Kung Fu. But you have to remember that when you are with women, you can practice Yi Jin The marrow cutting method is the most effective, or it is not bad to have sex after adjusting the breath, it can double absorb the internal force of the female body without hurting her body."

Liu Xu was fascinated by what he heard, and just nodded his head.

"How do you feel now?" Ouyang Feng asked.

"Which aspect?" Liu Xu asked back.

Ouyang Feng grasped Liu Xu's pulse, and then grabbed his hands, with his thumbs firmly grasping the elbows, pressing down hard and squeezing towards the wrists.

Two bruises were printed on Liu Xu's arms like snakes, and the pain was so painful that Liu Xu didn't even have the strength to scream.

Liu Xu even felt a burst of fiery energy swimming from his arms to his whole body, and he immediately felt refreshed.

"Ren Du's two veins have been opened, you can now enjoy the female body, and then practice the Dafa of Yijin and Cutting Marrow. You must keep in mind the formula of the heart method."

"One day to set up a tripod to remove internal injuries, two days to set up a furnace to explore yin and yang, three days to refine testicles and pills to produce essence and blood, four times to calm the heart without panic, five locks of jade pass to be really strong, six times to penetrate three fields to strengthen oneself, seven times to be the governor of the river Chelu, Bazang, Ma Yin, Dragon and Tiger descending, Jiuyi's muscles and bones become brave, adjusting and nourishing the old formula. The internal and external movements are building the foundation, don't leave the porch for a moment, first eliminate the seven emotions and not cure the disease, and there will be no deficiency disease throughout life, refining Qi Kung fu is lean and refined, qigong Yuanhai has no breathing, hundreds of knots are transparent, Yuanyang is prosperous, cold, heat, hunger and fullness do not force each other, there is a real master in the yellow court, the jade gate is tightly locked without leaking essence, there is no self, no other, no distinction, Qing'e Jingmu Yu Invincible, to achieve nine turns, you need to wash your marrow. After three times, the sky is broken and the color is one. The avenue is straight and natural, and the cold sky is thousands of miles away. Who can do it, softness can overcome rigidity, water has no soil, and rigidity can overcome soft soil to intercept the flow, even if you know the art of changing tendons, you don't practice diligently..."

"Can you write a copy for me?" Liu Xu suggested.

Ouyang Feng punched Liu Xu on the forehead, cursing: "Is my Ouyang Feng's son's memory so bad? Absolutely not!"

"Then read it again."

"Actually, you don't need to memorize it by rote. You just need to know the essence of it. The most important thing is to breathe and breathe. Generally, you sit cross-legged when you breathe and breathe. The solution is to be with a woman, so you can go find a woman now, seeing how handsome you are, you shouldn't need me to catch a woman to practice for you, right?"

Chapter 009

It's not too bad if Huang Rong is tied, but can he do it?

Now that Ouyang Feng's skill has been greatly reduced, maybe if he was asked to kidnap a woman, he might get himself into it?

"No, no, no!" Liu Xu shook his hand and said, "Then I'll go now, godfather."

"Well, let's go!" Ouyang Feng laughed.

Liu Xu turned around and wanted to leave, but he turned his head again and said from the bottom of his heart: "Father, I will definitely repay you well when I become rich in the future!"

"What are mothers-in-law and mothers doing, go, mouths are useless, actions are meaningful, hurry up!"

"Ok!"

After answering, Liu Xu walked forward. After walking a few steps, he turned his head again.

"Let's go, what are you looking at?" Ouyang Feng called out.

"Uh... that... how to go to Lujiazhuang?" Liu Xu really didn't know which direction to go.

"Go straight to the north, and you will arrive in about six miles." Ouyang Feng was a little impatient.

Liu Xu looked at the Big Dipper, chose the north direction and left.

As soon as Liu Xu walked away, Ouyang Feng knelt down on the ground, covered Yuexiong's mouth, and said to himself, "I've lost my nine-success power, it seems that I need to cultivate for a while."

After walking for a while, Liu Xu walked outside Lujiazhuang. Following the previous method, he easily flew up to the eaves. After making sure that there was no one patrolling the courtyard, Liu Xu jumped down and ran to the attic as fast as he could. It hugged the pillar like a flying squirrel and climbed up, then landed on the third floor of the attic.

It seems that Ouyang Feng's [-]% success is not something to brag about!

Liu Xu found Qiaoer's room and opened the door gently.

Qiaoer played with Cheng Ying for a while, but it was just a taste. She was about to be serious, but at this moment Cheng Ying started to resist and left her room angrily.

Qiaoer had no choice but to lie on the bunk depressed, not knowing what happened to Cheng Ying.

Looking at the soft white curtains, Qiaoer tossed and turned, and when she closed her eyes, all she could think of was the handsome and wicked Yang Guo.

She really wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, she didn't want any status, she just wanted to be happy.

Thinking of Yang Guo, Qiaoer couldn't sleep anymore.

At this moment, a man touched her. Before she could react, Liu Xu stopped her...

Two muffled grunts, the battle is over.

To be precise, this is Qiaoer exhausted and unable to fight anymore, Liu Xu is still alive and well, and Shenzhen is getting more and more fierce...

After tidying up, Liu Xu lay on the bunk with Qiao'er in his arms, speaking softly.

Qiao'er stuck to Liu Xuyue's chest like a well-behaved cat, and murmured: "Young Master Yang, what should we do in the future?"

In the future, I'm so meow... You still want the future, I don't even know which green onion you have in "The Legend of Condor Heroes"!

After thinking for a while, Liu Xu pretended to be helpless and said: "Actually, I really want to be with you for the rest of my life, but I really can't help it. My body is deeply poisoned and I am dying. I will be with you tomorrow. Huang Rong and Guo Jing went to Peach Blossom Island to seek treatment, so I can't talk to you later, sorry..."

After finishing speaking, Liu Xu gave Qiaoer another deep sigh.

"What's the disease? It's so serious. Is that thing too powerful?"

"You have never heard of my disease. It is the rare AIDS in the world."

"Ah!" Qiaoer exclaimed.

"you know?"

It should be impossible for ancient people to know what AIDS is, right?Liu Xu sighed.

"I don't know, but judging by your face, it should be very serious!"

Khan, it turned out that she was trying to match the atmosphere.

"So I can't give you anything. I just hope that you can forget me as soon as possible. If we can meet again in the future, I will love you with my whole life. Believe me."

It is said that men's words are the most unbelievable, but how many women don't believe it?

Rarely, unless she's not in love yet!

"Yeah." Qiao'er looked at Liu Xu's sincere eyes lonely, then pouted and bit Liu Xu's earlobe.

"I'll call you Nuyou No. [-] from now on!" Liu Xu smiled.

"Nvyou No. [-]? What is it?" Qiaoer's eyes widened.

"The so-called women's worries are the outstanding members of the women, who are very outstanding in all aspects, understand?"

Liu Xu said that Liu Xu actually gave an alternative interpretation of the meaning of Japanese female worry, which is really too strong!

Qiaoer smiled innocently, nodded and said: "Well, thank you Mr. Yang, then I will be a female worry from now on!"

"Good girl, Nuyou No. [-]." Liu Xu licked Qiao'er's fair face.

In Liu Xu's outlook on life, a woman like Qiao'er should never be a companion for a lifetime, at most she can only be a plaything, so he feels that the position of Nuyou is the most suitable for her.

As for why there is a number one added after Nuyou, this is Liu Xu's consideration for the future. It is impossible for a double-cultivator like him to have only one or two women, and some are just a few baskets, so in order to distinguish them, he just Arranged from Nuyou No. [-] and continued down.

Of course, like Cheng Ying, Lu Wushuang, Li Mochou and other high-quality products, Liu Xu will never put them in the ranks of women's worries, because those who enter the ranks of women's worries are those who can only play but can't keep their true feelings .