Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Liu Xu felt trapped by the girl's scissor-like legs and couldn't breathe, so he couldn't help struggling.

As a result, his nose was just stuck on the girl's exposed belly button, and the friction made the girl itch, almost laughing out loud.

Originally, according to the plan, when the two fell to the ground and were in weightlessness, she used her waist to turn Liu Xu over, and she could perfectly complete this lethal and difficult move, but when the waist itch, let alone After exerting strength, all the strength in the whole body was removed, and the two of them just rolled into the grass in the courtyard.

"it hurts!"

Both of them yelled at each other, the back of Liu Xu's head hurt from being hit by a stone, the girl's stomach hurt from being hit by his big head, and she felt a little suffocated.

Liu Xu grabbed the girl's buttocks, trying to pull her away from his neck. The ass was caught, which made the red-haired girl angry and anxious. strength.

The girl roared angrily: "Damn rascal, I'm going to pinch you to death!"

Cough, why does this sound so awkward.

Even though he was so close to this girl, Liu Xu didn't feel a hint of fragrant atmosphere. He wanted to break free, but he couldn't succeed for a while.

Liu Xu roared angrily, "If you move around again, I'll take off your clothes and rape you here!"

Sure enough, the fiery girl felt the huge difference in strength between men and women for the first time since she practiced martial arts. She shut up immediately, and just glared at Liu Xu with emerald green eyes angrily.

"What's your name?"

"Humph."

The red-haired girl snorted, obviously not wanting to answer.

Liu Xu lowered his head on purpose and blew hot air into her ear.

Recently, she has often dealt with Mei Yu like this, making her unable to get angry.

The red-haired girl quickly twisted her body and said, "My name is Nanjo Kisara."

Hearing this name, Liu Xu finally remembered that this girl was indeed known, and she was also a character in "The Strongest Disciple in History". At first, she belonged to the bad boy group "Ragnarok", and later became the captain of Kenichi's subordinate. Law girl.

"Listen well, my name is Orimura Ichika, I just passed by you, I didn't smash the glass in your house, OK?"

At this time, the girl also understood that Liu Xu hadn't lied, but in such a humiliating posture, how could the family's hatred for smashing glass be compared to now, so she snorted and didn't speak.

"Okay, I'll let you go, so don't worry about it. I have a girlfriend, and it's not just one person. I really can't lend you a seed!"

The girl had beautiful eyes, her face was flushed with anger, and her teeth were about to be crushed. She really wanted to bite off a piece of flesh from this shameless man, and what Liu Xu said next made her even more mad.

"Don't look at me with such hungry eyes, I'm scared."

Liu Xu got up from Ji Shaluo Nanjo, patted the dust on his body, and then kindly stretched out his hand and said, "What's the matter, can't you get up? Let me help you!"

At the moment when he bent down, Nanjo Kisara's legs suddenly turned into scissors again, cutting Liu Xu's legs, and then supported him with both hands, making himself roll in a circle. This trick is called crocodile twist, crocodile After biting the prey, it will roll its body and use the power of rotation to tear off large pieces of meat. It is different from the Shuangjiao Scissors in that one is attacking the top lane and the other is attacking the bottom lane. It is a style of play that combines sleep skills , which has a surprising effect.

Liu Xu seemed to be thrown by her by surprise, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, I've made an agreement that I won't be bothered by guilt. If you mess around like this again, I'll turn my back on you."

After wringing Liu Xu down, Nanjo Kisara put his hands on the ground and threw his limbs together like a tiger, throwing himself on Liu Xu's back, his knees trying to press against Liu Xu's spine.

As long as this bone is locked, the Hercules will also turn into a soft-legged shrimp, but he doesn't want to miss it. The next moment, he feels that his arms are locked from behind and one knee is pressed against her spine. superior.

"West Malaysia!"

Nanjo Ji Shaluo didn't expect Liu Xu to be so fast. He was immediately kneeled on the grass by this move, his hands were pulled back, his spine was supported, and he couldn't use his kung fu any more.

"You woman, you really don't mean what you say. It seems that I have to teach you a lesson."

"Hmph, kill if you want, don't talk nonsense."

"Your brain is broken. Why should I risk my life and become a murderer? If you want to find someone to die for love, don't look for me!"

Liu Xu has always been very venomous towards women who have enemies with him, and Nanjo Kisara once again said, "Shut up, bastard."

"Hey, you are a prisoner, and you are still so arrogant. It seems that it is necessary to teach you a lesson. Hmm, how about a backward entry?"

"Come here if you have the guts, I will treat it as if I was bitten by a dog, and I will definitely kill you next time!"

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Chapter 157 Uh, this is a misunderstanding

Nanjo Kisara yelled sensibly, she turned her head, her emerald green eyes were waiting fiercely for Liu Xu.

Even in the two-dimensional world, it is not common to have different hair and different eyes. Liu Xu admired it at the time and said: "You are not so much a female lion as you are a little female cat. And you I won’t be fooled by the aggressive method! Your ultimate goal is to borrow seeds from me, isn’t it? This is not possible, the first time in this world has already been booked by several women, and you seem to be one step too late.”

Nanjo Kisara is really going crazy, why did he open his mouth and keep his mouth open, do you think you are a good-blooded stallion?

Pooh, pooh, this guy is a stallion, didn't I become a mare in his mouth.

"Get out, get out, if you let me go, I will kill you."

"Hey, although you look pretty good, it's really unacceptable to say something and make excuses. Garner, I'm leaving, and there will be no future."

Liu Xu let go of her, took a few steps back, and then easily grabbed the beautiful leg of Nanjo Kisara who was freed and swept across his legs with one hand.

This leg happened to be the one of the short trousers, and the white skin did not have any calluses from exercise, nor was it tanned.

After Liu Xu grabbed her leg, he used his true energy to invade her body, making Nanjo Kisara unable to even stand still.

Leaning forward, he hugged her small waist, Liu Xu said: "Don't move anymore, I will really slap you forcibly."

Tears welled up in Nanjo Kisara's eyes. What kind of martial arts did this man use to make people so ashamed? She was really afraid that Liu Xu would forcefully slap her, and then she would have no face in this life.

Seeing the weak expression on Nanjo Kisara's wild face, Liu Xu pinched her face and said, "It's only three things, this is the third time I've subdued you. My hands and feet are subdued by me, so I really want to lend you the seeds! Haha, little wild cat, goodbye."

Liu Xu really let go of her this time, and disappeared as quickly as a flea.

Nanjo Kisara knelt on the grass, and finally couldn't hold back the tears.

"Bastard, I must beat you!"

Liu Xu molested the wild cat all the time, he was in a good mood, humming a song again, and soon returned to Liangshanbo.

As soon as he entered, he felt a black shadow flash, and then a knife was placed on his neck and said: "Young man, are you back?"

Liu Xu's cold hair stood on end and he said, "Sister Shi Yu, don't use such a horrible way of greeting!"

"Because I want to kill you."

"Why again this time?"

"On her body, there is a smell that doesn't belong to Miha and Kaneko."

"Uh, it was a misunderstanding."

Liu Xu broke into cold sweat again. He just molested a kitten, but he was discovered as soon as he came in. Kosaka Shigure, you are a wolf girl!

"Gift." Kazaka Shigure retracted the knife and said.

Liu Xu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What gift?"

Seeing a piece of wood in Shi Yu's hand, Liu Xu suddenly understood, and said with a smile, "So it's this one, leave it to me!"

"Please, Master Qiu Yu, please sell these works to me."

Hearing this voice, Liu Xu asked strangely, "Is there a guest in Liangshanpo?"

Kazaka Shigure nodded and didn't explain anything, but Liu Xu probably understood through the conversation inside that it was a rich businessman who wanted Misaki Yueji Qiuyu to sell him the sculptures, and he didn't know where he got the news from , but Misaki Yueji Qiuyu rejected him.

"Art cannot be traded with money, please go back!"

Qiu Yu's tone was decisive, but the businessman continued to talk for more than ten minutes without giving up, and finally had no choice but to put away his cash box and leave.

At this time, Liu Xu also finished Shi Yu's wood carving. When the last knife was completed, the whole statue suddenly had the finishing touch, and it was almost on fire.

Shigure, who is only the size of a palm, has an expressionless face, but tenderness flashes in her eyes. She is holding a knife in her hand, and the knife is half out of its sheath, revealing an astonishing sharpness. It is obviously just a statue, but it seems to come alive Same.

"My God! This is a supernatural workmanship! Even Master Qiu Yu's skill has been surpassed. Mister, what is your name?"

"Oh, Liu...cough, Orimura Ichika."

"Please, please sell me this statue, I am willing to pay five million yen!"

Before Liu Xu could speak, he heard a clang, and Kazaka Shigure's knife landed on the neck of the rich businessman, making his eyes bulge out of fright, and Shigure uttered three words.

"Mine, get out!"

The rich businessman didn't care about any artworks anymore, and fled Liangshanbo in a scramble.

Liu Xu didn't expect that Xiangsaka Shigure had such a domineering side, so he couldn't help giving a thumbs up and said, "Sister Shiyu is mighty."

Kosaka Shigu put away the treasured sword, and gave Liu Xu a blank look. She always made such girlish movements with an expressionless face, which always gave Liu Xu a feeling of surprise.

Before he could say anything, Shi Yu picked up the wood carving and quickly disappeared.

It made Liu Xu a little depressed. Last time, the two beautiful girls, Miha and Kaneko, "dedicated themselves", but this time they didn't even have a kiss?

When I was depressed, I heard the sound of squeaks, and a mouse with a bow came out, squeaked, and held a piece of wood in its hand.

"My God, Dou Zhongwan, what are you doing, you want me to carve for you?"

"Squeak."

"Halo, one of my carvings is worth five million, why should I carve a mouse!"

Although depressed, Liu Xu still carved a mouse for Dou Zhongmaru with the token of love Kodachi sent by Kosaka Shigure, and the little thing left satisfied.

"The school has already started. Although I don't have to attend the opening ceremony, I still have to attend school. Otherwise, I won't be able to participate in the IS selection in the future."

Liu Xu hadn't thought about how it was possible for him to participate in the IS selection as a man.

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〇Extra: The Legend of the Evil Emperor

Chapter 001

A huge room, exactly how many?

An artificial intelligence the size of a cigarette lighter, connected to a terminal, radiates [-] computers, spreads from a building to the entire city, and finally connects to the entire planet.

dream machine.