Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Kasaka Shigure didn't speak, looked at the dead prisoner and his injured left hand, carefully took out some medicine powder from his bosom.

Liu Xu felt the wound cool down for a while, and once again used the pirated "Instant Recovery" with Zhen Qi, the skin on the wound condensed again.

"Thank you, thank you so much, Miss Shi Yu."

Liu Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and saw Shi Yu's face covered with frost, and the precious saber scabbard in his hand slammed on his forehead, causing Liu Xu to roll on the ground in pain.

"Young man, you owe a lesson!"

Xiangsaka Shigu took out a whip, tied Liu Xu up, and was carried away from the forest like an eagle catching a chicken.

……

"Good morning, Master Nigui, have you sobered up a bit?"

"..."

"Why don't you talk, this is not like you! Master, by the way, when will the reward of [-] yuan be brought, I can't wait."

"..."

"Master, why are you so cold, did I do something wrong?"

"Ah! (The idiot) has been hung up all night, how can he still be so energetic! By the way, why should I be hung up, and the elders personally sealed me!"

Liu Xu and Ni Gui were bound and fell to the ceiling, looking like grasshoppers on a rope.

After being tied up by Qiu Yu from the mountain in the neighboring town yesterday, Liu Xu has been hung up all the time, and the unlucky one is Ni Gui.

Thinking of this, Ni Gui became angry and said: "You idiot, didn't I tell you that you have to go to Shiyu to learn the method of avoiding long-range weapons first? Then what did you and Shiyu go to the mountain for one night! Why didn't she Know that you are going to do the bounty mission?"

"Master, I'm sorry, I have troubled you."

"It's not a matter of being involved or not. Didn't I tell you that the other party has a gun? You are lucky this time. If you are really shot to death by a bullet, I will be ashamed to stay in Liangshanpo. The consequences are actually very serious." Seriously, it's no wonder the three women are so angry. In other words, it's terrifying for women to be angry, and the elders are forced by their momentum."

"Uh, they are angry for me, I feel very touched to say."

"..."

"I don't know why, but I have a feeling that one day you will suffer a lot under the hands of women."

"Uh, I also have this premonition, but I'm not someone who is easily fooled by women."

"I really don't believe this sentence!"

"Please believe me, master! By the way, master, don't tell me that you have never liked a woman at your age."

"Yes, when I was in college, there was a girl who was very good at martial arts. We liked each other for a while, and we even reached the age to talk about marriage. However, because of the wrong way of proposing, we fell out."

"Huh? What's the situation?"

Liu Xu's heart of gossip was burning, Ni Gui said with some indignation: "That day we competed in martial arts, I won her, and I pressed her on top of her so that she couldn't move. The atmosphere was very good, so I gave her the ring I prepared. In the end, she not only refused to agree, but was very angry, and asked me to propose marriage like ordinary men."

Before Liu Xu could ask a question, Ni Gui raised his voice and said, "Why do you want me to kneel down and propose? This is an absolute insult to my personality. Even if I like it, women can't get used to it."

Liu Xu looked at him speechlessly and said, "Master, your brain is full of muscles. Just because of this, you are going to be a bachelor for the rest of your life. I am convinced."

"What's wrong? Why do most men kneel without spine when they propose? Is this a deep-rooted subconscious?"

"That's because when a woman kneels down, the man subconsciously unbuttons his trousers." Liu Xu said with a smile.

Ni Gui didn't understand at first, but later he understood. He laughed loudly and said, "Boy, you look like an idiot being bullied by women, but you are more evil than Ma Jianxing in your heart. Everyone has been deceived by you, hahaha, Killing me."

"Well, Mr. Yixia, and Master Nigui, you are so energetic after being hung up all night. It seems that you haven't reflected on yourself properly!"

Meiyu of Fenglin Temple walked over with a kind smile, Liu Xu saw her familiar kindness, and broke out in a cold sweat, Meiyu probably didn't hear what she said just now!

no!

"By the way, I seem to have heard you say something very interesting to Master Ni Gui just now, can you tell me what it is?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Really? Forget it, Master Nigui, you can go now. Liu Xu still needs to heal his broken parts."

Hearing this, Ni Gui's hands collapsed, and he immediately broke away from the rope, gave Liu Xu a sympathetic look, and left on his own.

……

Chapter 144

"Master, why did you abandon me..." Liu Xu suddenly felt desolate, "I obviously believe in you so much."

Fenglinsi Meiyu took out an archery target from the corner and placed it on Liu Xu's chest.

"This is……"

Liu Xu couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and asked weakly, "Mei Yu, what is this?"

"Well, sister Shiyu taught Kaneko archery today, and you are also a trainee."

"Huh? Then what is my mission?"

"When you are a human archery target, don't worry, the arrow will not have an arrowhead."

"Wow, can I refuse?"

"What do you say?"

After a while, Kasaka Shigure and Shirahama Kaneko also arrived.

The three women in Liangshanpo gathered together unexpectedly, and it happened to be a play of three women. Liu Xu felt that he was the poor clown on that stage.

"Kaneiko, try archery today. Well, let's do a lunge first. The function of the lunge was invented for drawing a bow. Wear this finger protector. Keep your arm flat and aim at the bull's-eye. Then shoot an arrow, starting from the Thirty steps to start!"

"Okay, Master Shigure."

Shirahama Kaneko was wearing clean white exercise clothes. Although she shed countless tears after three days of exercise, her energy and spirit had greatly improved.

Jian Yizi's pretty face hardened a little more, but unfortunately Liu Xu was hung upside down, and only their legs could be seen.

Liu Xu heard a sound of piercing through the air, and the next moment, arrows shot at him and fell from Liu Xu's body.

"It hurts, it hurts, it's cum on my arm."

"Ah, I'm sorry, senior."

"Leave him alone and keep going."

"Okay, master."

……

"pain!"

"what!"

"Danger!"

This is Liu Xu's feeling. Although there is no arrow, the force of the bow and arrow's ejection still hits him, and it still hurts him to death.

What made Liu Xu speechless was that, although it was only thirty steps and twenty meters away, Kaneko often missed shots, and the shots on the stomach, arms, and even the head were all trivial things!

The problem is, an arrow accidentally shot from between their legs!

Liu Xu was startled by this arrow and "wow", although it was embarrassing for a man to yell like this, but Liu Xu couldn't care about it anymore.

Liu Xu was no longer obediently being a target, he also broke the rope, and then jumped out of the window.

In the end, before he could be happy, a fishing net was cast out and wrapped Liu Xu tightly. No matter how hard he tried, it was useless.

"Mr. Yixia, it's not okay to be a deserter in the training place! Sister Shi Yu said, I need to train you well to prevent you from doing dangerous things."

"Wuuu, Meiyu, what happened just now is the real danger. If we are not careful, our future will be ruined. You can't let yourself be a widow."

Liu Xu's words made Fenglinsi Meiyu blush, spat on him, and then dragged Liu Xu into the training ground again to start the second stage of training.

Well, it was him who was strapped to a big disc and started playing a game of spinning knives.

"Ah ah ah... help..."

Liu Xu let out a miserable cry.

He managed to escape the sea of ​​suffering in hell training, but this time he stepped into the Shura field of love, which is more terrifying than hell.

……

The sky in the east was pale, and Liu Xu was galloping in the forest with lush trees. Suddenly, there was a sound of piercing through the air, and several darts, invisible to the naked eye, whirled, tore through the air, and shot towards him. .

As if an eye was opened from behind, Liu Xu suddenly shifted his shape to avoid the sneak attack from behind.

"Susususu!"

The three long arrows tore through the air, forming a circle of shocks, blocking a triangular range and shooting at Liu Xu, the speed seemed to exceed thinking.

"drink!"

Liu Xu roared, red light flashed in his eyes, and suddenly the three arrows, which were faster than bullets, seemed to be in slow motion in the movie, which he saw clearly.

Suddenly, Liu Xu made a Zheng bridge backwards, and three arrows stuck to his skin and shot into the ground.

Before Liu Xu breathed a sigh of relief, he heard a "clang" and the sound of the sword being unsheathed.

A dazzling brilliance soared from the jungle in the distance, turning in the air and then turning into a bolt of lightning, piercing the limitation of space, and crossing the limited distance between each other in an instant, it struck Liu Xu.

Under the light of the rising sun, the blade reflects the sunlight and casts dazzling light in the air.

One into two, two into three, three into everything.

It was obviously just a knife, but it turned into a gorgeous light blade that slashed from all angles, and the soul-stirring shriek piercing through the air was like a scalp explosion on a person listening to Devil May Cry.

Before the blade came, Sen Leng's energy had already touched Liu Xu's skin, and he felt as uncomfortable as a needle prick.

"Sweeping net! Sister Shi Yu, don't do it!"

Liu Xu let out a mournful cry, his body jumped up suddenly, and big blue veins appeared all over his body like an old ox pulling a cart uphill, and then his fist turned into countless fist shadows, like ten thousand arrows, rushed towards the knife A net of light twisted into heaven and earth.

"Qiang! Qiang! Qiang!"

The sound of metal and iron chirping keeps coming to mind, like rain hitting a pipa.

Finally, the light of the knife shattered, and Liu Xu breathed heavily and stabilized his figure.

He has a four-finger ring on his fist, which is also Liu Xu's confidence to fight against the blade with his flesh and blood.