Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"God, Elder Hayato, you are utterly rejecting it! It seems that Meiyu will never get married for the rest of her life."

"Yeah, the person who defeated the invincible Superman hasn't been born yet!"

"If there is, it can only be that one."

When Misaki Yueji Qiuyu mentioned "that person", the atmosphere suddenly became silent, but he quickly adjusted the atmosphere and said, "Speaking of which, Yixia hasn't come back yet, are you being lazy?"

"Uh, I remember you asked him to carry two 'beauties' weighing hundreds of kilograms around the town! If he's not lazy, he's probably at Qiushan."

"I really carved it in the image of a real person!"

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"Kuso! What an idiot I am!"

Liu Xu hugged the two "beauties" on the left and right, and was running fast, sweating profusely.

The two beauties were carved out of stone, and they were lifelike, exactly the images of Shigure and Miwa.

It has to be said that the carving level of Qiu Yu at Misaki Yue Temple is extremely high, more realistic than high imitation inflatable dolls, and it looks like a real person.

After dinner in the evening, Qiu Yu said that there was a gift for him.

Liu Xu followed curiously and saw two lifelike statues.

Very excited at the time, Misaki Yueji Qiuyu asked him which one he likes?

Liu Xu replied without thinking, "I like both of them."

"Well, greed is the biggest motivation for men, and I gave it to you. They will officially replace the props series of 'Xitian Daleiyin Temple'. Now you can hold them and run around the town!"

In this way, under Qiu Yu's demonic smile, Liu Xu had no choice but to start the midnight marathon, and he was in danger of being regarded as a pervert.

"Oh, I'm so exhausted, this town is too big! I must have run at least forty kilometers in this lap! And these two things are too heavy!"

Liu Xu didn't dare to be lazy, because he knew that Qiu Yu knew his limit better. If he went back, Qiu Yu could easily understand the energy consumed by his muscles and blood energy through listening. This kind of miraculous technique made Liu Xu not cheat. possible.

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"Ding ding ding..." The sound of bicycles sounded, and Liu Xu quickly stepped aside, only to hear a "snap", the sound of a bicycle tire blowing out, and then a girl exclaimed and fell to the ground.

Liu Xu stopped quickly, walked over and said, "Are you okay?"

The girl whimpered and covered her face, obviously in great pain.

With the help of the hazy moonlight, she saw a man holding two immobile women walking towards her with a smirk, she was so frightened that she couldn't even feel the pain, she got up and ran, shouting: "Ah, pervert, Don't come here."

"Hey, don't randomly add attributes to others, have you misunderstood something?"

Liu Xu hugged the two beauties and easily followed behind the girl who had burst into potential.

The girl said with fear on her face: "Please let me go! I must act as if I didn't see anything. I don't know about killing, buying corpses, rape and murder."

Liu Xu was speechless, followed behind the girl, and said, "You have read too many detective novels!"

"Woooooo, don't follow me, please."

"You will fall down again if you run like this!" Liu Xu said with a smile.

Suddenly, the girl didn't know where the courage came from, turned around suddenly, and then took out an object that emitted lightning and pointed it at Liu Xu.

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Chapter 116 Young, courageous, very big

Unprepared, Liu Xu was screamed by the electric shock, and the stone beauty fell from his hand, making a heavy sound.

Because he was running, he lost control and bumped into the girl.

The two rolled into a ball.

Under the moonlight, Liu Xu and the girl looked at each other in the posture of man on top of woman.

Liu Xu pressed his hand on the girl's shoulder. This gesture was a precursor to a forced slap.

"It hurts, why are you hiding controlled products on your body!"

"Woo, please let me go!"

"It was you who called me first, okay?"

"I don't taste good at all. Look at me. I'm thin and small. I have no breasts or hips. I have the worst body in my class. I may grow up in two years. Please let me stay innocent for at least two years." !I beg you."

The girl wept weakly, even more nonsense in her mouth.

Liu Xu was speechless, and looked at the girl. She had short hair, a strange hairstyle, with water chestnuts and horns, but her appearance was very good, and her thin body felt pitiful.

Coughing, he said: "Don't worry! I'm not interested in elementary school students, and I'm not a pervert! The reason for this is that you attacked me. The corpses of the two beauties you think are stone carvings. !"

The girl was taken aback, then turned her head to look, and she found that the two women were made of stone. She was relieved, and at the same time couldn't help but said, "I'm not a primary school student, I'm a high school student."

"Hey, that's not what you want to complain about! Oh, forget it, I'm going to continue running. If you mess with me like this, I will definitely be unlucky when I go back."

Liu Xu stood up, picked up the two beauties and was about to leave, the girl froze for a moment, then slowly got up and took a step.

"generation……"

Only then did she realize that her foot was twisted. Liu Xu felt helpless when she heard the voice and looked at the crying girl covering her foot.

Putting down the stone statue, he carried her on his back under the surprised eyes of the girl, and at the same time did not forget to pick up the bicycle with one hand, Liu Xu said: "Forget it, if you are punished, you will be punished. Where is your home?"

"I'm... on Futian Street, Harigado."

"It's okay, who told me to look like a bad guy! Pay attention, we are going to take a shortcut."

Liu Xu leapt forward suddenly, the weight of a little girl and a bicycle was like a floating cloud in front of his developed and comprehensively improved strength.

He jumped on the fence, then jumped on the roof of the house, and jumped and ran quickly on the roof.

The girl wanted to yell in fright, but she covered her mouth. She looked at the scene of flying over the roof and walls in surprise, and suspected that she was in a dream.

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"Oh, I'm such a nice person."

Liu Xu complained to himself, and after sending the little girl home, he ran quickly again, and returned to the place where he left the two beauties just now, and suddenly said in a daze, "Why is there only Shiyu and Meiyu's gone?" ? Was it dragged away by the urban management?"

Liu Xu muttered, stretched out his arms to hug the beauty, and was about to look for another one.

Suddenly, he felt something was wrong, he only felt warmth in his hands, the beauty in his arms was no longer a cold stone, but a living life.

The soft touch and the familiar aroma made Liu Xu's mind go blank, and he couldn't help but put one hand on the place he had long coveted.

"Young man, courageous, very big."

The beauty suddenly spoke, and Liu Xu, no matter how stupid he was, knew that this was a real person, not Beauty Shi.

Quickly let go, Liu Xu apologized: "Yes, I'm sorry! Master Shi Yu, I thought it was..."

"Forget it, your stone statue was taken away by Mei Yu."

"what?"

"You've been away for too long, so let's take a look at the situation. When we saw the stone statue, Meiyu moved away angrily. I'm waiting for you."

"So that's the case, so this is a misunderstanding! Master Shi Yu, please don't kill me."

"Why, kill, you?"

"Uh, I offended you just now."

"No, it doesn't matter, I don't mind."

Liu Xu heaved a sigh of relief, feeling like he had narrowly escaped death, Kazaka Shigure said: "Go back! The props are gone, the training is over."

"Okay, uh, I'm afraid Master Qiu Yu won't spare me when I go back."

"You are helping others, so you can only praise."

"Uh, Master Shigure, how do you know?"

"Squeak..."

The sound of the mouse came to mind, and Dou Zhongwan appeared from the corner.

Only then did Liu Xu understand, and suddenly realized: "So it's because of Dou Zhongwan!"

He touched the back of his head with a smile, and suddenly said: "No! I understand. Master Qiu Yu said that he used 'Ting Jin' to judge whether I was lazy. It is a lie! Absolutely, it is related to Dou Zhongwan, right?"

Kosaka Shigure said expressionlessly: "Suddenly, I became smarter, a little bit."

"Kuso, Kuso, are you turning me into an idiot? I'm obviously very smart, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Liu Xu squatted on the ground and only tapped the ground, then drew a few The circle said: "Damn it, draw a circle and curse you."

He is the majestic Demon God King!

All the heavens and myriad worlds, just hearing Liu Xu's name, even the laws will become chaotic.

Liu Xu's movements and voice finally made the expressionless Kasaka Shigure smile and said, "Idiot, are you a primary school student?"

"I just trust the masters completely, so I never doubted anything, give me back my trust!"

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On the second day, Liu Xu woke up from the tatami, stretched his waist, and was about to wash up when he heard a knock on the door, followed by a girl's voice: "Are you up? Liu Xu?"

"Huh! Meiyu? Let me declare in advance that I really didn't buy any more photos. I don't have any money anymore!"

"Who told you about the photos? It was Master Qiuyu who told you to rest for a day today, so you have to relax and relax in training, so I'm here to ask you, do you want to go out for a stroll?"

"Really? Wait, Miu, what's the date today?"

"August [-]rd."

"It's not the first of April! How wonderful it is."

Liu Xu cried out in joy, and put on his clothes like a gust of wind.

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Chapter 117 There is a big problem with your sentence!