Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Well, well, let's go back!"

Fenglinsi Meiyu waved to Liu Xu, and at the same time took some of it for him, which touched Liu Xu slightly, it was really light, because what she took away was a bag of bread.

"Meow..."

A kitten meowed on the fence of the roadside residence. Feng Linsi Meiyu's eyes lit up, and she jumped lightly, jumping on the fence as lightly as a feather, which startled the kitten and bared its teeth and claws.

"Don't be afraid, little cat, I won't hurt you." Feng Linsi Meiyu said carefully: "Hey, I'll give you bread."

She tore off a piece of bread and handed it to the kitten. The kitten seemed to have sensed Miha's kindness, and at the same time, it didn't seem to be a wild cat. It didn't have much wildness towards people, so it came over and gently bit the bread to eat. Woke up, Wan Wan licked Mei Yu's palm friendly, making her giggle and said, "It's so itchy!"

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Chapter 112 Very, philosophical, words

After playing with the cat for a while, Fenglinsi Meiyu seemed to relax a lot. On the way back, she stopped showing a cold look to Liu Xu, but really helped him reduce the burden and took away a lot of things.

Liu Xu couldn't help but said, "Mei Yu, do you like cats?"

"Well, my favorite."

"Then why not have one?"

"No way."

Fenglinsi Meiyu shook her head, and quickly walked into Liangshanpo without saying the reason.

Liu Xu followed in, and suddenly saw a flash of red light, and then something appeared above his head.

A tiny mouse, characterized by a red bow on its tail, squeaks.

"Douzhong pill?"

Liu Xu instantly understood what this was, and at the same time realized the reason why Meiyu didn't keep a cat. This is a good girl who cares about others!

"Yixia, you and Meiyu are back from a date."

A elusive figure hangs upside down on the gate of Liangshanbo. Hair blacker than black pearls is scattered in front of Liu Xu. The faint scent of shampoo or his daughter's body fragrance fills his sense of smell.

After training, Liu Xu's mouth, nose, ear and eye contact are far stronger than ordinary people.

Recently, he has smelled the fragrance of the wrong sister Himiko, the fragrance of Ren Nanase, the fragrance of Narumi Jinguji, the fragrance of Shinonokari, Masami, Chifuyu, and of course Miwa Furinji, but when Kazaka The breath of rain is different.

It was a natural fragrance, like the scent of unknown wildflowers blooming in the mountains and forests without pollution and worldly disturbance.

This fragrance shocked Liu Xu, and he took a deep breath, as if he wanted to inhale this breath deep into his body, deeply intoxicated.

His actions caused a strange expression on the expressionless Kazaka Shigure's face, and she quickly changed from hanging upside down to standing upright, leaving a little distance from Liu Xu and saying, "Yixia, you haven't, answer me. "

When Kasaka Shigure spoke, there would be three broken sentences, which was a very weird oral habit. Liu Xu coughed and said, "Master Xiangsaka, just now it was just shopping, not a date."

"Dating, isn't it just shopping?"

"No, not at all."

Liu Xu shook his head again and again, Kasaka Shigure seemed to be interested in this topic.

"What, the difference, is there?"

"Well, how should I put it, we eat to live, but living is not the same as eating!"

Liu Xu didn't know how to answer, so he had to use Lei Feng's famous saying, which made Kosaka Shigure taste it, and finally said: "It's very, philosophical."

Liu Xu smiled wryly, I didn't say it, this is a good line in "Study Abroad" by Yao Zhou.

"Squeak..."

Dou Zhongmaru on the top of his head jumped into Kazaka Shigure's arms, to be exact, his chest, and grabbed the mesh part of the skirt, which made Liu Xu envious, and wished he could exchange places with him.

"Douzhong Wan, it seems that he likes you a little bit, you are fine..."

"Uh, is it?"

After saying this, Liu Xu couldn't be happy. Could it be that only mice can discover his own charm in this world?

When he was struggling, suddenly two pieces of paper objects flew out of Kasaka Tokigure's hands. They were obviously just paper, but they flew out like darts, with a sharp chill.

Liu Xu quickly lay down, and the next moment he heard a "puff puff puff" sound, and the papers shot into the door panel.

He broke out in a cold sweat watching it. Could it be that he offended this three-mover beauty expert?

"These things are for you."

"What, darts?"

Liu Xu got up slowly, and looked at the door with some puzzlement. There were a few photos blowing in the wind. He didn't have time to marvel at the ability to turn photos into sharp hidden weapons, but took them off curiously. In the photo, I was stunned and my blood surged up.

It turned out to be two very cute photos, one of which was Kasaka Shigure just walking out of a hot spring, and the other was Furinji Miwa in a swimsuit.

Liu Xu stammered and said, "This...is this...really given to me?"

He thought that Kosaka Shigure was joking, or set up some terrible trap, but Kosaka Shigure said: "You like these things, don't you?"

"Yes, it is."

Facing Xiangsaka Shigu, Liu Xu didn't hide her desire. She nodded and said, "In order to protect what you love, it's also my duty to break my body to pieces. I appreciate you very much."

"Uh."

"That's good, Qiu Yu said that a gentleman doesn't 'take love with a knife', so I gave it to you."

"It's a gentleman who doesn't take people's love, why would he use a horizontal knife!"

Liu Xu was surprised and delighted, but couldn't help complaining.

Kazaka Shigure said with a serious face: "I always use knives to grab things, so there is nothing wrong with it."

"Woooooo, I was wrong, Master Shigure, Harigado, thank you so much."

Liu Xu quickly bowed and hid the two precious photos in his arms. He finally understood that none of the six masters in Liangshanbo was normal.

Oops!

The things they think about are completely different from ordinary people. The photos that are very shy to women are nothing to Kasaka Shigure, and they can be given to those who like it.

"It's just why she still chases and kills that bastard Ma Jianxing! Oh, I really don't understand! Could it be that I'm really attractive?"

Liu Xu touched his cheek with some narcissism, Kazaka Shigure said: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention, Qiuyu said that you are too slow, so I prepared a new exercise method for you. Burning squid, from half an hour ago Just start counting the time, you and I are chatting here, man?"

"what? What?"

Liu Xu stared wide-eyed, turned around and ran away without thinking, but was caught by a soft whip the next moment, Kazaka Shigure said: "I was entrusted to arrest you, please don't try to escape."

After speaking, with a flick of his wrist, Liu Xu took the iron ball shackles and carried Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva on his back. Such a heavy thing was thrown out.

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Chapter 113 Effects of the Liangshan Po upgrade

Liu Xu yelled "Wow" in mid-air, and a figure jumped up and hugged him.

He saw that it was Apacha, and before he had time to thank him, he saw Apacha jumping and leading Liu Xu into the hall, and placed him in front of the stern-faced Misaki Yueji Qiuyu.

"Apacha, Qiu Yu, Xiao Yixia brought them."

"Yeah, great, I can't wait to experiment with my new exercise method."

A devilish smile appeared on Misaki Yueji Qiuyu's face.

Five minutes later, Liu Xu's feet were tied to the horizontal bar, his hands were tied with shot puts, and the bottom...was set on a stove.

"Master, master, master, master! You are murdering! Wow! Kill people!!"

"This one is called, Grilled Squid Dance!"

Liu Xu said angrily, "It's not a problem if you give it a name!"

"Huh? As long as you turn around before your stomach gets burned, you'll be fine."

Liu Xu shouted in horror: "This is called attempted murder!"

"Once a person is forced to a desperate situation, he will show his strength beyond the limit. For people whose physical fitness is much higher than ordinary people, this is a very suitable training."

Liu Xu said in despair, "No way!"

Even if you move rapidly, you can feel the temperature of the fire exceeding the limit. If you stop for three or four seconds, you will really be burned, but...

Using the abdominal muscles to shake the body non-stop for an hour, and a shot put of at least [-] kilograms was tied to the hand. This is murder!

"Damn man, master, I believe in you!"

"Don't trust me on this!"

In addition to grilled squid, there are also life and death plum blossom stakes. Under each plum blossom stake is a spike. Sweeping the plum blossom piles from time to time, making Liu Xu jump to avoid it.

Although the two of them were able to pick him up with a bamboo pole every time he fell and was almost stabbed to death, and he didn't become a hedgehog, but this kind of excitement of embracing death every time was a nightmare for Liu Xu every night.

"Compared with the previous training and this joint teaching, it is heaven!"

"I want to play IS!"

"When the sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated."

"Although I have left IS, IS will always have a legend about me!"

"Mountains of swords and seas of fire, hell, this place is completely hell."

At the end of the day, Liu Xu didn't even have the strength to stand up. He didn't even want to eat dinner.

After barely eating something, Liu Xu crawled into his bedroom.

"People are driven crazy, whoever has nothing to do will go crazy."

Liu Xu took out two photos from his secret pocket and admired them, giving himself a little courage and strength to persevere.

"Yi Xia, don't you eat?"

The elusive Kasaka Shigure hung upside down from the ceiling, Liu Xu smiled wryly and said, "After two mouthfuls, I don't have the energy to eat now, let me sleep well!"

"That's not okay. If you don't eat, you won't even have the strength to get up tomorrow."