Save the Two-dimensional Devil

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Chapter 456 Ask Fellow Daoist for Advice

Shen Meizhuang vaguely felt that Liu Xu was indeed such a man.

Finally Liu Xu couldn't help it, walked over and said, "Be careful what you say!"

The fortune teller took a closer look and said with a smile: "It seems that what the old Taoist said is true, your face matches the horoscope, and you are destined to commit peach blossoms."

Shen Meizhuang looked at Liu Xu carefully, and said with a chuckle, "He was right, you are a villain who attracts women."

Liu Xu ignored Shen Meizhuang, and said to the fortune teller, "Don't force me to expose you!"

The fortune teller smiled slightly, and instead of looking at Liu Xu, he looked at Shen Meizhuang and said, "Looking at this gentleman's face, I have already thought of a way to resolve the mutual restraint. Since gold and fire restrain each other, and fire produces earth, and earth produces gold, as long as the century-old peach Put the soil under the tree into the pomegranate wood utensils soaked in talisman water, and put it in the bedroom when you go to the house. After three years, it will be dissolved. As long as you use it for another three years, the two will surely sing in harmony. The whole family is safe and healthy, and wealth and honor come to the door.”

When Shen Meizhuang heard the word "xing.fang", she blushed. Of course, modern people rarely use this word, except in TV dramas or novels, but you don't have to say you don't know. Many people know this word. represents what.

Liu Xu asked with a sneer: "We can't make this thing, so we need to spend money to buy it?"

The fortune teller shook his head and said, "If you are sincere, you will succeed. If you are not sincere, no matter how much money you spend, it will be useless. If you don't believe me, just leave now. I won't take any money."

Shen Meizhuang hesitated. In her opinion, no matter whether it is true or not, spending money to buy peace of mind is better than anything else.

Even if it's fake, it's just a loss of some money, but if it's real, it's even better.

Liu Xu looked at the fortune-teller and said with a sneer, "I'm half of the same people, so I'll count your fate!"

The fortune teller said frankly: "Please give advice, fellow daoist."

"You have a son and two daughters. The eldest daughter died fifteen years ago, the son died five years ago, and the second daughter is alive, right?"

"Yes." The fortune teller's eyes became sharper.

"You were widowed three years ago, weren't you?"

"Yes." The fortune teller remained calm.

"You've got a heart attack, and you've had a blow to the head. You're supposed to get a headache now and then, aren't you?"

"Yes." The fortune teller's complexion changed slightly.

"All your properties now add up to about [-] yuan; you want to marry a woman, but the other party disagrees. Right?"

The fortune teller nodded blankly, fine sweat appeared on his forehead.

"You were seriously ill ten years ago and almost died! You offended a high official five years ago and fled here!"

"Stop talking!" The fortune teller stood up in horror, and subconsciously wanted to run away, but he only took a step, then stopped, and then showed a smile uglier than crying.

"I admit it! I didn't expect to meet a person of the same kind! I don't know what your intentions are, but you actually went to my house to find out my details." The fortune teller admitted defeat frankly.

Now it was Liu Xu's turn to gain the upper hand. He smiled slightly and said, "Tell her, how did you figure out that she is destined to be rich and honorable, but her marriage is not good enough."

The fortune teller replied honestly: "She is wearing a Chanel dress and carrying a Gucci treasure in her hand. She is well maintained, and of course she is destined for wealth."

"Your sister!" Liu Xu didn't expect this fortune teller to know about famous clothing brands. These days, even feudal superstitions keep pace with the times.

Shen Meizhuang couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't expect this to be the reason.

"Then how do you know that she is unmarried?"

"She is so much older than you, and the way she looks at you can even be seen by a blind person. The two of you are not an aboveboard couple. Naturally, there is a lack of marriage for her." The fortune teller said

Shen Meizhuang blushed and turned away from looking at Liu Xu. Although she had made up her mind a long time ago, she still felt ashamed to be told the truth to her face.

"How do you know she's not married?" Liu Xu asked.

"Lack of marriage, it can be said that she lacks a partner; it can also be said that she lacks affection in marriage, it can be said that she lacks the conditions for marriage, and even lacks children." The fortune teller said one thing.

Liu Xu didn't expect that there are so many doorways here, so he continued to ask: "Then how do you know that I committed a crime?"

"If a man goes shopping with five women, isn't he a murderer? What is it?" the fortune teller said naturally.

"You have seen us a long time ago?" This answer made Liu Xu dumbfounded.

"The six of you are so conspicuous, I don't want to see it." The fortune teller became calmer as he spoke.

Liu Xu said to Shen Meizhuang: "Did you see it? He just lied to you."

Shen Meizhuang suppressed his embarrassment, and asked the fortune teller, "Is it true that the horoscope you said is incompatible with gold and fire?"

The fortune teller immediately said: "If you give it to anyone who knows the horoscope, they will come to the same conclusion. I have studied the horoscope for many years, and I will never make a mistake!"

"Then, can that really be resolved?" Shen Meizhuang glanced at Liu Xu, remembered the word "xing.fang", and blushed again, becoming more coquettish.

The fortune teller was about to answer, but Liu Xu snorted coldly and said, "Old man, you have to think it over before you speak."

The fortune teller stroked his beard, expressionless, looked at the dates of birth of the two people again, and said indifferently: "It is true that the two of you are in harmony with each other, but I was too eager to 'fight' just now, and I was deceived by money, so I missed the date of birth. Zhu. The two pillars of the year, one is pomegranate wood, the other is a large forest tree, which happens to be a forest of two trees, and the husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest. The two are a natural pair. As I said just now, the two are Jinkehuo , and the wood makes fire, these two trees form a forest to fuel the fire, and match Wang Jin, showing the appearance of true gold refined by fire, as long as they can survive the initial tribulations, the two of them will surely be refined into pure gold, and they will be paired with the forest."

Shen Meizhuang was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, master."

As soon as Liu Xu heard it, he knew that the horoscope year pillar would never be wrong, but the conclusion must be half-truth and half-false. Anyway, fortune tellers are best at playing with words.

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Chapter 457 Then What Is Your Number One Strength?

"What is 'hitting'?" Liu Xu asked.

The fortune teller suddenly became nervous and said: "Since this gentleman is not a fellow, but he can find out my background, he is a policeman?"

Liu Xu smiled and said, "Do you think that I brought five women shopping just to deal with you? If you make it clear, I will let you go."

The fortune teller smiled wryly. He didn't expect to be deceived and abducted for a lifetime, but fell into the hands of a young man.

"We have six-character mantras for fortune-telling, which are Shen, Knock, Da, Qian, Long, and Sell."

Trial is observation, knocking is testing based on the results of the trial, beating is intimidation, thousand is cheating, long is flattery, and selling is naturally asking for money...

Liu Xu was about to leave, but Shen Meizhuang took out [-] yuan and put it on the table, saying, "Thank you sir for your approval, I feel at ease."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Liu Xu, lowered his head involuntarily, his face was stained red.

Liu Xu's heart jumped, but it was inconvenient to say anything at this time, and the old liar quickly collected the money.

"You still dare to take money?" Liu Xu didn't expect the old liar to be so courageous.

The old liar has a lot of experience. When he saw that Shen Meizhuang didn't care about it, he knew there was something going on, so he stroked his beard inscrutablely, and said, "Sir, you should thank me. I'll help you two pierce the window paper. It's five hundred yuan. I accept it with peace of mind."

Shen Meizhuang blushed, let out a sound of pooh, turned around and sat down on the bench.

She put her legs together and pressed them tightly together, inclined at a forty-five degree angle to the ground, and then put the bag on her lap.

Liu Xu stared at the wrinkled old liar, and said, "You are not timid, so you are not afraid that I will call the police and arrest you?"

"I'm nearly seventy years old, and I don't have many years to live, it's the same everywhere." The old liar was calm and calm, with an air of aloofness.

"As expected of an old liar! He's still pretending to be exposed." Liu Xu didn't take the five hundred yuan seriously.

After returning to sit on the bench, Shen Meizhuang moved to his side and sat side by side with Liu Xu.

Thinking of what Shen Meizhuang said before and what the old liar said, Liu Xu felt hot inside.

"Don't move, let me lean on for a while, then I will feel that you belong to me." Shen Meizhuang closed his eyes and leaned gently against Liu Xu.

Liu Xu sighed inwardly, and let Shen Meizhuang lean on him.

It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon, and the harsh sunlight was gradually softening.

Pedestrians come and go on the pedestrian street, and the two people leaning on each other under the sun seem to be a world of their own.

No matter how noisy the outside world is, the heart will always be peaceful.

"That's great." Shen Meizhuang murmured softly.

"If you like it, I will spend more time with you." Liu Xu said involuntarily.

"Don't go back on your word!"

"No regrets."

Shen Meizhuang tilted his head and leaned against Liu Xu's chest.

Without hesitation, Liu Xu stretched out his arm and put it on her shoulder.

To outsiders, this is a flawless couple.

The sunshine and spring breeze are intoxicating, and the embrace of the beloved is even more intoxicating. Shen Meizhuang was so exhausted that he fell asleep unknowingly.

Not long after, Yan Bing and Guo Haizao came over, and Yan Bing ran to the other side of Liu Xu and sat down.

Yan Bing squinted, the sun fell on her long eyelashes, leaving a golden halo, and her naive smile became another beautiful sight on the pedestrian street.

Guo Haizao was also tired from walking, so he sat beside Yan Bing to rest.

Countless men passing by saw this scene and would silently think of the same word in their hearts.

"brute!"

The sunlight gradually weakened, the pedestrian street darkened, and Shen Meizhuang woke up.

She realized that she had been lying in Liu Xu's arms for so long, she blushed, sat up straight, and slowly stood up.

"How long have I slept?"

"About half an hour." Liu Xu said.

After another ten minutes, Ran Jing and Bai Yanni walked over.

Ran Jing sat next to Liu Xu and whispered how tired she was.

"I sprained my ankle just now, and it hurts to walk now." Ran Jing looked at her ankle helplessly.

Liu Xu put his hand on her arm and sucked away the insignificant sickness, and the effect was immediate.

"Huh?" Ran Jing immediately felt the pain disappear.