Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Oops!" Liu Xu, who had been soaked by the rain, couldn't help crying in his heart when he heard the little girl's melodious voice.

Sure enough, as he expected, Wang Likun, who was walking in front, also turned his head and glanced at the back. When he saw Liu Xu, whose clothes were soaked by rain, his expression changed dramatically. Obviously, he also recognized this. A liar she remembers deeply.

"Miss, what a coincidence, I didn't expect us to meet again so soon!"

Now that he had been discovered by the other party, Liu Xu had no choice but to go up and say hello to the other party generously.

In just a few seconds (maybe faster), Wang Likun's blushing face turned pale and livid, turning his head and running away like a frightened little rabbit.

"Miss, I didn't mean any harm, please stop and listen to me, okay?"

How could Liu Xu, who was sure to win the prey in front of him this time, let the opponent escape from his fingers again, hurriedly ran up to grab the opponent's sleeve in three steps and grabbed the opponent's sleeve, trying to grab him by force.

As a result, with the sound of fabric being torn, he actually tore off the opponent's entire sleeve.

Just as Liu Xu was staring at the pink sleeve in his hand in a daze, a shrill female molestation pierced his eardrums with pain.

Hearing the woman's sharp cry in his ears, and seeing Wang Likun's protruding lotus arms, Liu Xu froze for a moment, and just as he was distracted, he was restrained from behind.

Liu Xu wanted to resist, but when he saw clearly who was making the attack, he froze.

Li Xue!

police station detention room

"You magic stick, I finally caught you!"

"Li Xue, I'm not a magic stick. I was helping people look after the stall that day."

"Yin Thirteen?"

"You know each other!"

"I didn't catch you last time, so I vented all my anger on him..."

In the police station, Liu Xu took out the sterling silver bracelet that he picked up in the taxi last time from his pocket, and said with a smile: "Actually, Miss Wang misunderstood last time, I just wanted to return this bracelet to you. I didn't expect you to react so violently in the end!"

"This bracelet is very commemorative, but I haven't found it after searching for a long time. Thank you so much!"

Finding his lost bracelet reappearing in front of his eyes, Wang Likun took the bracelet from Liu Xu and put it on, then smiled and said in a teasing tone: "However, the way you quietly followed the girl just now is very similar to that kind of girl in the legend. The urban cesium wolf clan!"

"Hehe, that was just a misunderstanding, definitely a misunderstanding!"

Seeing Wang Likun looking at him with eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Liu Xu actually felt a kind of shyness like first love.

But at this time, Wang Likun noticed the shy expression on Liu Xu's face, he couldn't help covering his mouth and let out a "giggle" like a silver bell, and asked with a smile, "Why are you blushing?"

Liu Xu handsomely posed a classic look of Yang Zirong when he broke into the bandit's lair alone in "Taking Tiger Mountain by Outsmarting", he touched his face with his hand, and then replied very seriously: "I am inspired!"

Seeing the man in front of him posing with lines and poses that all Chinese people know, Wang Likun also very cooperatively added: "Why is it yellow again?"

"Antifreeze, coated with wax!"

Liu Xu and Wang Likun couldn't help looking at each other and laughing after finishing this classic line.

The distance between the two seems to have been shortened a lot because of the tacit cooperation just now.

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Chapter 424 Beautiful Young Woman

Seeing Liu Xu and Wang Likun chat more and more speculatively, the corners of Li Xue's mouth twitched. Does this mean that the police station is used as a blind date club?

So, before his temper exploded, Li Xue drove Liu Xu out of the police station, and even showed no good looks towards Wang Likun.

Taking advantage of Wang Likun's good mood, Liu Xu struck while the iron was hot and said, "Why don't we go to the front and eat something?"

"Okay, there is a KFC over there, people like to eat KFC the most."

It is not certain that Wang Likun, who is still in college, loves KFC the most, but after all, he and Liu Xu just met, and it is obviously inappropriate to eat big meals at this time, so going to KFC will not have such concerns.

Wang Likun is very thin, but she is really good at eating.

I can't believe that Wang Likun, who has a delicate figure and a small body, can eat so much.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it tastes really good!"

Just when a big question mark was erected in Liu Xu's mind, Wang Likun, who had been acting very ladylike just now, had turned into a small food incinerator, moving her hands together to look at the chicken legs, chicken wings, skewers, egg tarts, potato chips, etc. in front of her. Tiao and other delicacies launched a stormy attack, and Liu Xu finally confirmed the fact that sometimes women are even more edible than men in a certain environment.

Looking at the woman who has been lured by food from a lady to a small food incinerator in front of her, Liu Xu finally couldn't help asking, "Did you eat this afternoon?"

"Ok!"

Liu Xu originally just wanted to remind the other party to pay attention to his eating habits, but he didn't expect Wang Likun to actually nod her cute little head, and while stuffing food into his mouth, he said vaguely: "Today is Saturday, I The company that worked as a part-time model suddenly added a show temporarily, and I was so busy that I didn't even have time for dinner, and I almost starved to death of Miss Ben!"

"Eat slowly, don't choke!"

When Liu Xu heard this, he just smiled and handed a cup of Coke to the other party, and then asked casually, "Do you usually work part-time?"

"Hmm." Wang Likun didn't know that he would become a goddess-level star in the future.

When the clock on the wall pointed to eleven o'clock, Wang Likun, who was munching hard, finally climbed out from a pile of garbage made up of food packaging bags. After patting his swollen belly, he said He said something that almost scared Liu Xu to the point of sitting on the ground: "Can you, give me two more chicken leg burgers!"

Seeing the inconceivable expression on Liu Xu's face, Wang Likun certainly knew what was going on in his mind, so he blushed and hurriedly explained: "He just wants to take it home and make tomorrow's breakfast!"

"Oh, then take two more chicken burgers!"

Hearing that the other party had no plans to incinerate other food, Liu Xu hurried out of the KFC fast food restaurant with two big chicken drumsticks before the small incinerator burned again.

When parting, Liu Xu and Wang Likun exchanged contact information.

Watching the woman's pink figure finally disappear from view, Liu Xu suddenly rang, his car was still parked in the parking lot of the police station.

Oops!

After picking up the car, Liu Xu did not go back to the villa, but drove the car to the bar area in Xintiandi, where he planned to catch a horse as his bed partner tonight.

It seems that the night life in Hong Kong released the restlessness in Liu Xu's bones.

The night outside the window was dark, and the chaotic music floated around the room.

The wanton and indulgent men and women in the bar broke out bursts of ambiguous laughter from time to time. Liu Xu, who was sitting alone by the bar, quietly looked at the young woman not far away who had been locked as his target for tonight.

It may be due to the refraction of light from the glass, which made her slender body extremely distorted, like a cartoon character specially processed by computer, which made him feel very interesting.

With a gorgeous face, a slender figure, and a large waist, coupled with the faint melancholy expression between the brows, that kind of tenderness unique to mature young women constitutes an absolutely fatal temptation for Liu Xu.

Putting out the cigarette in his hand, Liu Xu, who actually doesn't know how to smoke, didn't take a puff at all, he just lit a cigarette to pretend to be aggressive.

Holding the wine glass, Liu Xu walked up to the woman and sat down, leaning his left hand lightly on the bar and leaning forward slightly, posing a cool pose that he thought was the most lethal to women, and then he smiled and said: "Miss alone?"

She turned her head slightly and glanced at the young man with a mysterious smile next to her. This lady, whose mood was as bright as the cold moonlight outside the window, opened her lips and uttered a very embarrassing sentence for Liu Xu: "Mr. It's so white!"

"Miss is really humorous!"

Liu Xu, who has already deeply realized that being bold, careful, and shameless, the seven-character mantra for picking up girls, of course will not choose to back down just because he encounters a soft nail, but sits down beside the other party with a smile.

Finding that the handsome guy next to him didn't flinch from the soft nail just now, the mature young woman finally turned her head around, and asked with a smile, "Handsome guy, do you want to fuck me?"

"As long as it is a normal man, seeing a single beauty of your level, I think some very interesting thoughts will come to his mind!"

"Oh!"

When the woman heard this, a half-smile expression suddenly appeared on her face, as if she asked curiously: "What's the idea, so interesting?"

"This issue is quite complicated, and it even involves Einstein's theory of relativity. It is estimated that there will be no way to explain it clearly in a while."

It may be because the woman's very warm attitude just now made Liu Xu feel that there was something interesting, so he boldly put his hand on the other's shoulder, then put his head next to the woman's ear and suggested softly: "Why don't we go to a nearby hotel Open a room, and I will slowly explain this very complicated question for you?"

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Chapter 425

The woman glanced at the other man's hands on her shoulders, then smiled and said, "I like men with a sense of humor. If you can make me laugh within a minute, I might give you a chance!"

"It just so happens that I'm a gentleman with no lack of sense of humour, and it seems we're really a match made in heaven."

Liu Xu searched his brain memory, and soon found a way to make the woman in front of him laugh, so he smiled and told a very classic joke.

On a plane, a parrot said to the stewardess: "Fengsao's woman, bring me a glass of water."

Seeing this, the pig next to him followed suit and said, "Sao girl, let me have a drink too!"

The flight attendant was so angry that she threw both the parrot and the pig out of the cabin.

At this time, the parrot fluttered its wings twice, and then said to the pig with a smile: "Xiaomian, are you dumbfounded? I can fly."

"What a joke, it's not funny at all!"

The woman didn't laugh out loud after hearing the joke, but the corners of her mouth naturally turned up, indicating that she was suffering very hard now, so Liu Xu stretched out his right thumb again, and said something in a very exaggerated tone : "Did God play Lishui..."

The woman who was pouting and giggling next to her reflexively said, "It works well!"

"Ha ha……"

The two looked at each other, and both saw a bright smile on the other's face. It seems that the popularity rate of "A Murder Caused by a Steamed Bun" among young people is really not so high.

Ten minutes later, Liu Xu hugged the young woman who had just had sex, and walked into a nearby hotel in a very intimate position.

"If there's nothing else, don't bother us!"

Liu Xu casually threw out a pink hundred-yuan bill to dismiss the waiter, and then sat down on the sofa in the living room with his arms around the woman beside him.

"Do you know? You are really beautiful, just like the goddess Venus in Greek mythology!"

Staring at the woman in his arms with fiery eyes, Liu Xu smiled and said the words of love he had said eight hundred times to his gold-worshiping girlfriend Fu Jiamei, then lowered his head to touch the woman's earlobe, a pair of The "devil's claws" that were originally on the opponent's back also began to attack the woman.

"Ok!"

Regarding the man's misbehavior, not only did this busty young woman not have any resistance, but she even murmured as if she was enjoying it, and uttered a very provocative sentence from her mouth: "You men are all so virtuous." Sex, when you see a beautiful woman, you want to fuck!"

The night is dark and the colors are boundless.