Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Hey, anyway, the more I think about it, the more excited I get, and the more excited I get, the more I can't fall asleep.

It wasn't until two o'clock in the morning that Liu Xu finally felt a little sleepy, and fell asleep hugging the quilt in a daze.

Moreover, Liu Xu was dreaming.

He dreamed that he was tearing shirts, coats, bras, underwear...

At that time, Mo Xianxin looked at him with adoring eyes, Liu Xu took the half-torn Nene and said to her: "Xianxin, your Nene."

Mo Xianxin shyly said to him: "No, it's your Nene!"

A beam of sunlight shone on Liu Xu's face, and Liu Xu opened his eyes. After washing up, he found that there was a prepared meal on the table in the living room.

Did Mo Xianxin cook him breakfast?

It seemed that she didn't blame herself for being outspoken at all!

Liu Xu walked over and saw a cup of soy milk on the table, and two poached eggs and a sausage on a plate.

Nima, do you eat eggs to make up for eggs? Mo Xianxin made two eggs for Liu Xu.

Forget about two eggs, but there are sausages!

Did she pick beans on purpose to make such a breakfast for him?

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Chapter 395 Don't Envy the Clear Sky

Next to the soy milk, Mo Xianxin also left a note: "Smelly rascal, I'll make it for you earlier, Miss Ben is off to work, don't come into my room casually! If I find out that you have touched my things casually , you just wait to enter the police station! Mo Xianxin!"

Liu Xu was holding the TV remote control to switch channels to watch TV, while eating Mo Xianxin's... eggs, how could it be so warm?

However, Liu Xu still thought wickedly, did Mo Xianxin eat the same food as him?

Then what did she look like when she ate that long but not thick, but rotatable ham sausage?

A good breakfast was spent in the beautiful scene created by Liu Xu in his mind.

Liu Xu happily ate the "love" breakfast that Mo Xianxin made for him. Next, he has more important things to do.

Go online!

Nima, as an otaku, how many days has he not been online?

I am embarrassed to say hello to people I meet on the Internet.

Turn on Mo Xianxin's computer, open QQ, and start tinkering. Liu Xu plans to add a foodie group, so that when Mo Xianxin asks himself where to eat again, he doesn't have to think about Baidu.

"This group is not bad, the group leader's sister is not bad, Feng Yuexiong, snake waist, buttocks! Tsk tsk..."

Liu Xu tirelessly searched for beauties in the group space.

"This one is also good, this one! It's as big as a sand bowl! It looks a bit old-fashioned..."

"Hey, it's nice to have a girl here!"

Liu Xu stopped the mouse and muttered to himself. On the screen was a photo of a barbecue party. In the center of the screen were five or six men and women gathered together and grinning in victory signs. In the upper right corner of the photo, a girl was accidentally photographed. Wearing a white T-shirt, with her hair tied into a ponytail casually, she looks pure and beautiful.

"Uh, it's really eye-catching!"

Liu Xu raised his cheeks and looked at the girl intently. She is not only beautiful, but also has a temperament, especially those eyes.

"There will be a party on the 400th. The old rules are 200 for men and [-] for women. More refunds and less compensation."

Liu Xu glanced at the white T-shirt sister for a while, then turned to the group announcement, read the group announcement, and then said to himself: "Today is the [-]th, which means that the party will be held on Saturday night in three days' time. It's time."

Liu Xu applied to join the group.

The group owner quickly agreed, and after Liu Xu joined, a newcomer said in the tone of a report: "Hi everyone."

For a while, slogans welcoming newcomers were flying all over the sky.

"It's so lively, I'm afraid there are [-] or [-] people online!" Liu Xu looked at the screen that was flipping upwards rapidly in the group chat, "There are quite a few people."

After he made his head in the group, he began to strike up conversations with MMs one by one.

Ghostbuster Heavenly Master: "The weather is so nice today! Swept away my gloomy emotions before."

The heart is as calm as water: "At work... please don't disturb me. Hehe, is it?"

Summarize the experience and lessons: "Don't chat with the kind of people who have a small captain logo or a watch on their profile pictures. They are not available or not at all."

Ghostbuster: "Do you know what day it is?"

Maiba Kaka: "Oh? What day is today?"

Ghostbuster: "Today is International African Children's Day!"

Maiba Kaka: "International African Children's Day is my business, I don't have money to do good deeds for black people."

Summarize the experience and lessons: "Patriotic sentiment is everywhere, and we must avoid similar topics next time."

Ghostbuster: "Your name reminds me of a joke!"

Nameless chick: "Oh?"

Ghostbuster: "A certain unknown person had a five-year-old girl named 'Niu Niu'. One day, the unknown person dropped her into the bathtub to take a bath. Niu Niu struggled and refused to submit, and shouted: 'Mom, come and see, Dad is here. Picking up girls!'."

The nameless chick: "Hehe!"

Ghostbuster Celestial Master: "Did your father pick you up when you were young?"

The nameless chick: "My daughter is my father's lover in the previous life, so of course I made love to my father, but I have never had a father since I was a child..."

Ghostbuster Heavenly Master: "I'm sorry, I'm talking about your sadness."

Nameless chick: "It's okay."

Ghostbuster Heavenly Master: "Forget about those unhappy pasts! Your hero will come to marry you on a cloud of seven colors, and his appearance will naturally be earth-shattering! If one day you start to empathize with each other, call out brother, I will Let's pay our respects to the heroes."

Nameless chick: "Haha, that's natural!"

Ghostbuster: "Is there a party in our group on Saturday night?"

The nameless chick: "You knew it so soon?"

Ghostbuster Heavenly Master: "Can I participate?"

Unnamed chick: "All group members can participate."

Ghostbuster: "Are you participating?"

Unnamed girl: "Go when you have time."

Ghostbuster Heavenly Master: "It's a pleasure to meet you. If you want to attend the party, leave me a message and I will attend."

After closing the group news, Liu Xu was very satisfied with his performance just now, and suddenly found a small speaker blinking in the corner of the screen.

Someone added me as a friend?

Liu Xu clicked on it, and it turned out to be a message requesting to be added as a friend. The name of the person who requested to be added as a friend was "Mo Xian Qingkong".

After confirming the approval, Liu Xu clicked on the dialog box and saw Mo Xianqingkong's signature below saying "Don't mention the Internet thing again, life has been full of storms, even if the memory can't be erased, love and hatred are still in my heart."

From the analysis of her name, this woman should have an ambiguous relationship on the Internet.

"Yeah, let's talk first!"

Liu Xu dragged out the keyboard and typed two words: "Hello!"

In the book my mother gave me, there are some tips on how to pick up girls online, which Liu Xu happened to read.

The woman responded quickly because it was only two words: "Hello."

Neither salty nor bland!

Mo Xianqingkong: "Aren't you busy?"

Ghostbuster Heavenly Master: "Not busy."

Mo Xianqingkong: "What are you doing?"

Ghostbuster Master: "Study urban geomantic omen."

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Chapter 396

"Hehe, you know Feng Shui? Can you really see anything?"

"Hehe, in fact, Feng Shui is also a science. Generally speaking, it integrates environmental economics, architectural landscape, environmental ecology and other factors, and is based on astronomy, geography, and anthropology. Of course, the most important foundation of Feng Shui It’s the Book of Changes, sorry, you may not understand what I said.”

"What you said is really reasonable. I have been to Suzhou gardens, and it really feels refreshing. Hehe, you know quite a lot!"

"Hehe, in fact, a person's name and the layout of a person's home can also reflect Feng Shui. I can even judge that your name is short of gold in the five elements, and the water and soil are prosperous!"

"Isn't it? My surname is Mo and my name is Xianqing. There's no water or soil in it!"

"Mo, Caotou, where there is grass, there will naturally be water and soil. Xianqing has cash, so naturally your name is short of gold."

"you are great!"

Wait a minute, what did she say her name was, Mo Xianqing?

Mo Xianxin's housewife, sister of ICAC forensic accountant?

Seeing that Liu Xu didn't speak, Mo Xianqing said again: "Can you show me the layout of my room?"

"Oh Well!"

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