Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Chapter 314 Your surname is Zhou, right?

"Brother is so literary, and you have this body of mana. Are you an innate Taoist body? This is the first time I saw a living innate Taoist body in the Dharma-ending era!" Leo walked up to the mysterious young man in front of him, and said his unique tone of voice.

This ridicule almost made Liu Xu, who had been trying to maintain his demeanor of a master, immediately fall to the ground.

"The sky is wild and wild, and fierce ghosts can play hooligans. Dare to ask, how to deal with the fierce ghost who is about to go to the [-]th floor of hell?" Leo put on his windbreaker, facing the cold wind gusts of wind in the middle of the night. Among them, it seems so confusing, said.

Liu Xu also showed his usual hanging silk temperament, and said: "Since the fierce ghost is playing hooligans on you, this celestial master agrees with you, and will definitely send him to the [-]th floor of hell, and he will never be reborn!"

At this time, Brother Meng Gui, who was kneeling down and begging for mercy, yelled out, and said in fear: "Heaven and earth conscience, I beg the heavenly master to save my life!"

"Damn it, the conscience of the world has been eaten by dogs. You are a ghost in the first place, do you still have your life?" Leo said with contempt after hearing this.

But at this time, Liu Xu has been completely defeated by the replica Xing Ye in front of him.

"Brother Dao, kill him directly! How dare you even hit the body of the master ghost hunter?" Immediately, Leo flew out at Brother Menggui angrily, kicking him so that he cried and screamed for injustice.

Liu Xu curled his lips and said, "Well, it's not easy to kill him, let's see if this Heavenly Master accepts him!"

At the moment, everyone's eyes are wide open, only to see the young mage who was harmless to humans and animals before, just casually pointing out.

The blue-faced fierce ghost brother was dragged into the mysterious passage by an energy crack that appeared out of thin air.

"Fuck me, you can easily open the gates of hell between Yin and Yang. Brother, you have a lot of knowledge! No, let's find a secluded place and discuss with each other right now while the night is dark and the wind is high." Fan." Next, Leo directly hugged Liu Xu, who in his eyes was absolutely powerful.

"I depend on him to be the fate of eighteen generations of ancestors!" Leo raised his middle finger towards the sky, "From birth to now, I have been alone, facing ghosts that mortals cannot see in the world, wandering alone in the countryside. On the road, how many days and nights, I alone shouldered the selfless task of doing justice for the sky. Unexpectedly, fate, the bastard, could finally stop playing hooligans with me, and I finally met the person in front of me who could communicate with me about my inner loneliness. A good Taoist friend."

In Leo's mind, the so-called Taoist friends are of course the kind of people who can exchange ghost hunting experience normally.

But at this time, Liu Xu always felt that the way Leo in front of him looked at him was a little weird.

"Fairy? Monster?" At this moment, Ziguan stepped forward, pulled Liu Xu excitedly, and asked him something that made him feel like a thunderbolt.

But just when he was surprised why both men and women were so weird, that Da Xia's security guard Tie Dan also rushed forward, showing a behavior that made him almost want to kick the other party away.

"Immortal, heaven is so fun, accept me quickly!"

"Handsome guy, do you have an appointment tonight?" Just when Liu Xu was feeling cold and terrified, another security guard Ru Hua was rubbing his little finger at his nostrils with long black hairs, approaching his eyes, and She also threw a beaming wink at him.

"Damn it! Vomit..." Liu Xu kicked the opponent flying, and began to vomit wildly.

Nima, Ruhua's famous name, he has finally learned the lesson.

On the floor of the building, Tie Dan picked up a plastic wrap ball the size of a toy ball on the ground, and brought it to Liu Xu, flatteringly said: "Liu Tianshi, the ghost of the fierce ghost Li Shi, is wrapped in this plastic wrap."

"Cling film?" Liu Xu took the ball of plastic wrap in his hand and weighed it casually. It was true that Li Shi's ghost was sealed inside.

He didn't expect that Leo actually used plastic wrap to catch ghosts. This simple and effective method is really a work of genius!

It can be seen that Leo, who is a master of ghost hunting, has been studying ghost hunting methods during the years he lived in Chongguang Mental Hospital.

Liu Xu immediately thought that, in fact, everything in this world is born and restrained by each other.

Just like glutinous rice can exorcise corpse poison, garlic can exorcise demons, black dog blood can exterminate ghosts, boy urine is also called reincarnation wine and Huanyuan soup, which can exorcise evil spirits and eliminate stiffness, and even a woman's genus can make a magic weapon Loss of spirituality; a red candle for the [-]th birthday can exorcise evil spirits and avoid evil spirits, etc.

"Brother Dao, you don't want this female ghost...?" At this time, Leo, who had been silent at the side, suddenly asked without moral integrity.

"Yeah, Liu Tianshi, the mother-in-law of Li's ferocious ghost made me swollen and uncomfortable, and now I want to take revenge on her daughter-in-law. Why don't you get this female ghost out? You are casting a spell so that she can't resist, and then I ... Hehe..." Even Brother Tie Dan, who has no integrity, actually fell in love with this kind of inhuman human-ghost movement after experiencing the human-ghost fusion with the old woman of the Li family.

Liu Xu's expression at this moment can no longer be described in words.

Of the two people in front of them, one speaks in an upside-down style, with no end in sight, and the other has distorted human nature and filthy thoughts!

But this funny style is really admirable.

"Since you like the relationship between humans and ghosts, why don't I let her be on your body, so that it is a perfect fit." Liu Xu suddenly smirked.

Tie Dan was taken aback, and hurriedly hid behind Ru Hua.

At this time, Liu Xu looked at Li Ou with a smirk, and said, "Ah Xing, I will take this female ghost for you."

"Then you take her in quickly. I'm just going to study how you opened the gate of hell." Leo's expression suddenly became hopeful, but then he was surprised: "Hey, how do you know my Chinese name?" "

"It turns out that your name is really Ah Xing, then...you must be surnamed Zhou, right?" Liu Xu remembered that Leo was indeed the English translation of the other party, but the Chinese name was not mentioned.

Chapter 315

"Brother Dao is very knowledgeable. It can be seen that this method is unfathomable. Why don't you... Forget it, I can tell by your expression that you want to refuse. But let me introduce myself formally. I Zhou Xingxing, born with yin and yang eyes, likes to catch ghosts, yes This hobby, which is full of public morality and social responsibility, has never been abandoned until death." Li Ou first walked up to Liu Xu, swung his windbreaker backwards with his hands, and then gave a long speech.

However, Liu Xu admired Leo's behavior very much, and said immediately: "This female ghost's hostility cannot be dispelled, I will send her to reincarnation first."

After speaking, Liu Xu put his fingers together, broke the plastic wrap with his yellow fingers, and grabbed the fierce ghost of the Li family who was trying to escape in his hands.

"Ah, Mage, spare me!" The fierce ghost Li's miniature head showed Liu Xu grabbing her index finger and thumb, and shouted in horror.

Liu Xu didn't talk nonsense, he just reached out and touched the fierce ghost Li Shi's head, and the ghost of the other party was sent back to the underworld by the power of his killing order to penetrate the void.

"That's the end!" Leo looked at Liu Xu puzzled. Originally, he was expecting that the other party would open the gate of hell just like before, allowing him to experience some magical magic.

"Otherwise, what else do you want?" Liu Xu asked seriously.

But he knew that this Leo definitely wanted to exchange ghost-hunting skills with him. He was a ghost-hunter who held a pot of lilies representing holiness all day long, looking for ghosts to drive away evil spirits.

At this moment, Ziguan was holding Leo's pot of musk lilies in his hands.

"Smart people don't hide their secrets. Of course, I want to see how you, Brother Dao, can open the ghost gate with a wave of your hand." Leo said bluntly.

Liu Xu had a good impression of Leo, the Xingye version in front of him, and he didn't mind teaching him some mysterious and Taoist techniques.

Immediately, he said: "It's easy to learn Taoism, but you have to tell me first, where did you catch the ghost of the old lady Li?"

"Ask me first, Master Tianshi, you are looking for the ghost of the old woman Li, you have a special habit, right? Hehe!" At this time, Tie Dan, who had already had a bad relationship with the ghost of the old woman Li, boldly, looked asked with a smirk.

"Damn it, you pig, you can ask this kind of question that damages your IQ. It can be recreated in your mother's womb." Leo was excitedly preparing to answer the question that he was willing to teach him how to catch ghosts. When brother asked a question, Tie Dan interrupted him, and Baoya Xingye was really angry.

Suddenly, Ziguan, who was holding a musk lily beside him, couldn't help laughing, but he didn't speak, but kept looking at Liu Xu curiously.

The reason why she is willing to follow Leo is to let him be attracted by the mysterious aura in his body.

Tie Dan's expression is absolutely innocent to the extreme, what he says is also upright... he is a six-foot man, even if he said something wrong, you don't have to let me go back to my mother's womb to remake it!

Heaven and earth conscience, my old mother has passed away for many years, isn't this obviously embarrassing me?

If Liu Xu knew that brother Tie Dan had such a weird idea in front of him, he would give him a thumbs up and shout, you are indeed a member of the star master's royal team, this funny style can also be so weird, it makes people's eyes shine what!

After Li Ou taught Tie Dan a lesson, he immediately looked at Liu Xu and said, "Brother Dao, the ghost of the old lady Li has already let me use this gun and send it to the hell."

"Forehead……"

Liu Xu's expression froze suddenly when he saw that the other party suddenly took out the sharp gun that hit people with bullets and bled, but didn't kill them.

The key is that the shape of this gun is really too powerful and domineering.

"Brother Dao, you look a little constipated. Do you often stay up late to eat, and your stomach cramps cause you to have trouble defecating!" Leo laughed, and pointed the sharp gun at Liu Xu.

"The gun is not held like this, but like this!" Liu Xu moved very quickly, and in the next second, a sharp gun that could not kill anyone appeared in his hand.

Leo's expression froze suddenly, he hurriedly took a step back, and made a gesture of surrender with an innocent expression.

"Ah Xing, since you used this gun to send the other party to the underworld, let's borrow your sharp gun for now." Liu Xu looked at Leo's mischievous movements, feeling a little amused in his heart, but his expression looked very serious.

"No problem, just take it and play with it! But be careful if the gun goes off, it's okay to hurt someone, but it's a crime to hit flowers and plants." Leo's black windbreaker swayed, and his expression seemed merciful.

At this time, Ruhua was holding a mobile phone, arguing with a policewoman who answered the phone.

"Big sister, there are ghosts in the middle of the night. I really don't lie. Hurry up to the Evergrande Oasis Building and dispose of the corpse." The security guard Ruhua held the big brother with his left hand, and pinched his nostril with the little finger of his right hand. The big brother was thrown directly on the ground, trampled to pieces.

Coupled with this flowery scene, Liu Xu immediately concluded that everyone Leo knew was a group of nonsensical masters, and this way of doing things was too abnormal.

"Master Tianshi, look at the corpses of our colleagues, do you want to deal with them? You can do a ritual to save them!" At this time, brother Tie Dan said.

Liu Xu agrees with Brother Tie Dan's words very much. These people died wronged. Even if Brother Tie Dan didn't say anything, he would save the souls of the security guards.

"Tie Dan, Ru Hua, I will leave the task of disposing of the corpse to you. Ah Xing, Zi Guan, let's go to the security room, the security guard who let the scared soul out of the body should be saved." After Liu Xu finished speaking, he went Let Ziguan in front of you lead the way to the security room.

Immediately behind him, there came a cry of iron fear, "Master Tianshi, let Ruhua deal with the corpse, and I will guide you."

Ruhua could only innocently accept this sacred and horrifying task. Standing alone in the stairway, she felt a chill all over her body. Looking around, she felt that the atmosphere around her was a bit gloomy!

Chapter 316

"Leo, do you think he can be saved?" The reason why Liu Xu asked this was to test Leo's ability.

"If he just died, I still have a way to revive him with my newly invented super-powerful electric current soul sympathy method, but now he was frightened to death by the illusion created by the fierce ghost, and the three souls and seven souls have left the body , I can't revive him." When Leo talked about hunting ghosts, his expression was still very serious.

"The method of super-strong electric current soul sympathy?" Liu Xu looked at Leo with some doubts. This kind of wonderful life-saving invention is simply unprecedented, and only Zhou Xingxing, who likes to spoof, can do it!

"The so-called ultra-strong electric current soul sympathy method is the greatest invention of this century that I have studied thoroughly after several years and countless dead body experiments. The human soul is a kind of energy and spiritual body. With a special energy magnetic field. When a person dies for less than a minute, his soul has not been separated from the body, and the whole body cells are still very fresh. At this time, just find a living person and grab the opponent's hand with your hand; through The powerful current magnetic field allows the two soul energies to collide with each other in the strong current magnetic field. Remember that it must be a man and a woman; at this time, under the alternation of yin and yang, the soul energy of the deceased will instantly stimulate powerful energy. The energy is enough to repair the damaged internal organs of the human body, so that people can come back to life." Li Ou said that he was saliva flying, and his expression was extremely serious.

But at this time, Liu Xu and the others were all overwhelmed by the hype, showing an inconceivable expression.

"However, ordinary people don't have the courage to try such a great invention. And when using this super-strong electric current soul sympathy method, you need to have a yin and yang eye that can see through the two worlds of yin and yang, and you must have the most exquisite soul interaction method." At a critical moment, disconnect the super-strong current. It’s as if everyone is human, and only a skilled surgeon can open a knife and pull out a patient’s intestines indiscriminately.” Immediately, Leo explained the super-strong current again. The subtlety of the method of soul sympathy, but the last sentence played out his nonsensical and funny style.

Ziguan looked at Leo with admiration and said, "Wow, Leo, you are really amazing and a genius."

Leo waved his hand and said, "Don't worship brother, life is as lonely as snow, you don't understand."

Brother Tie Dan rolled his eyes after hearing Li Ou's last words, and immediately said to Liu Xu flatteringly: "Master Tianshi, then you have a way to save my good brother Ah Chi. "

At this time, Li Ou and Ziguan looked at Liu Xuqiqi at the same time.

"Although the other party's three souls and seven souls have been separated from the body, they are probably still wandering around in this building. Next, I will do something to summon his soul." Liu Xu said, and waved his hand directly, and wiped all the things on the desk. After cleaning it up, he took out the talisman and pasted it on the table.

"Be good! Master Tianshi, how many yellow papers are you carrying on your body!" Brother Tie Dan asked excitedly.

Leo kicked the opponent away, lest this guy disturb him to study the magical Taoism of the Taoist brother in front of him.

Brother Tie Dan got up from the ground aggrieved, and began to stand aside heartlessly, watching Liu Xu cast a spell to summon his soul expectantly.

Liu Xu took out a soul-calling talisman, and then a ray of yellow flames appeared from his fingertips, and the talisman in his hand instantly turned into green smoke.

"The road to Yin and Yang is open, and the bright light is a guide. The wandering soul, Ah Chi, quickly return to the soul. Taishang Laojun, hurry like a law!" After Liu Xu finished reciting the spell, only he and Leo could see it. , In front of the altar, a ghostly Yin-Yang Road emerged out of thin air.

A Chi's confused soul, under the guidance of the soul calling lamp, flashed towards the altar.

"Hold the soul!" Liu Xu instantly grabbed the opponent's soul with his right hand out of thin air.

Next, his five fingers changed, and he moved a few times on the Yintang point of Baoan Achi in an instant, and then slapped hard again; everyone saw the sudden yellow glow on the Yintang of Baoan Wang Achi, and they woke up leisurely in an instant, and then Passed out again.