Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Do you dare to say that Huang is a magic stick? Are you looking for death?" Huang Jiushu is like a mane dog with fried hair.

"What are you talking to him about? I'll beat him up right now so he can't find the north, south, east, and west." Qin Kai began to roll up his sleeves even more.

Chapter 308 Fengshui has nothing to do with ghosts and gods

Huang Jiushu and Qin Kai were about to beat Liu Xu together, but at this moment, Ling Yunshan said, "You two, please don't do anything. Since Liu Xu said he understands Feng Shui, why don't you listen to him first?"

Huang Jiushu frowned, obviously reluctant, and Ling Yunshan was also reluctant, because then he would not be able to control violence with violence.

Qin Kai heard what Miss Ling said, but he agreed without hesitation, and said with a sinister smile: "Okay, then let's hear what 'high and low' this kid is."

Liu Xu calmly cleared his throat before saying, "This house does have a bit of feng shui problem."

"Use you to fart? Didn't Master Huang say it long ago?" Qin Kai said with disdain as soon as Liu Xu just said the first sentence.

"Really? Unclean things? It's nonsense. The problem of Fengshui is the problem of Fengshui, and ghosts are ghosts. How can they be confused? There will be unclean things in this room full of yang energy? I can't blame people nowadays who don't believe in Fengshui. It's caused by you scum who cheat money." Liu Xu was quite calm at first, but when he said this, he couldn't help feeling a little angry.

"Fengshui and ghosts are two different things?" Ling Yunshan asked confusedly. In her heart, Fengshui has always been mysterious and has something to do with ghosts and gods.

Liu Xu shook his head and said: "Most people think so, but they are wrong. Feng Shui is a kind of knowledge about the influence of magnetic fields on people, and ghosts...the things involved are too complicated, but ordinary people rarely encounter them. It's okay not to say."

"However, a shameless person like Uncle Huang actually turned Fengshui into a theory of ghosts and gods. He is simply the scum of scum."

As soon as the words fell, Qin Kai couldn't help it again, and retorted: "I think you are the scum, obviously just now we all saw Master Huang caught a fierce ghost with magical means, don't you dare to say that you didn't See?"

Ling Yunshan and Zhao Yazi also had expressions of affirmation, obviously they also believed that what Qin Kai said was true.

Liu Xu sneered and said, "That's right, I did see it just now, but it was just a cover-up, and I don't know where he learned it secretly, it's not real at all..."

Huang Jiushu, who had not spoken this time, jumped into a rage as if his tail had been stepped on: "You are talking nonsense, you are slandering Huang."

"Are you still obsessed with your obsession? Do you really think that no one in the world can see through your tricks? Do you really think that there is no karma in the world?" Liu Xu suddenly took a step forward and approached Huang Jiushu. Pretending to be a ghost, isn't this obviously extorting money?

Money doesn't matter, but Huang Jiushu's purpose in doing this is obviously to help Qin Kai pick up girls. There are tens of millions of girls in Hong Kong. Which girl is not good for you to pick up?

Huang Jiushu's expression changed subconsciously, and he took a step back. Anyone who had a wink could tell that he was guilty.

As long as Liu Xu continued, he might be powerless to refute, but it happened that his cell phone rang at this time.

Uncle Huang quickly picked it up, said a few words, and then said that he had something to do, and left in a hurry, not even asking for a hundred thousand yuan.

This naturally makes people feel that he is guilty even more.

Qin Kai didn't leave, but his face became more gloomy, and he said firmly: "Master Huang left for something, but I'm still here. After talking so much, I don't understand why you question Master Huang."

I really don't want to die until the Yellow River!

Liu Xu glanced at him and said, "As I said just now, feng shui is the influence of magnetic fields on people, and has nothing to do with ghosts and gods. One day you bumped into a ghost in the cemetery outside. Can you say that your home's feng shui is not good? Is it? And the surrounding area of ​​this room is full of yang energy, there is nothing unclean, and there is only a small problem in Feng Shui."

As he said that, Liu Xu pointed out the window of the living room, and said, "Actually, Uncle Huang was right about one thing just now. The problem is indeed outside this window. Look, is the building outside the window slanted, and there is a sharp corner on the top floor just right?" Facing this way?"

Ling Yunshan, Zhao Yazi, and Qin Kai all looked out the window.

"There really is a sharp horn!" Ling Yunshan couldn't help shouting, Zhao Yazi also nodded lightly, Qin Kai sneered and said, "So what if there are sharp horns? Could it be that the Feng Shui problem has something to do with that thing?"

"You're really right, that sharp corner is the key to Feng Shui." Liu Xu looked calm, "Feng Shui is divided into two parts, Xingluan and Liqi, and the sharp corner is Xingluan, he Facing this side like a sharp cone, it will naturally destroy the magnetic field here, and this situation in Feng Shui is called sharp horn evil."

"If you commit this kind of evil, you will suffer some accidental injuries, or suffer from pain for no reason, and lose your money. If you have a knife, you will lose your life and your money will be ruined. It can be said to be very tragic." Liu Xu's expression is very serious, because he knows what he said. Not out of thin air.

"Really, if I'm in this house, wouldn't it be..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Ling Yunshan's face turned pale.

"I think you are the big liar. How can a sharp horn have such great power?" Qin Kai secretly delighted. In his opinion, Liu Xu was just making up.

"Why don't you live here for three months? Then you'll know if I'm lying to you." Liu Xu thought to himself, "If you fight with me, I won't kill you."

"Hmph, this is Ling Yunshan's rented job, what am I doing here?" Qin Kai snorted coldly, the so-called would rather be trusted than not, how dare he?

"Don't worry, if you really want to live here, I won't let you go. Although there are sharp horns in this place, once they are eliminated, it will be a blessed land that will help your career." Liu Xu curled his lips, Without even looking at Qin Kai, "As for if you don't believe it, you can find a professional Feng Shui master to come and see if what I said is true. Of course, the premise is that you have to find a real Feng Shui master. Look for a magic stick like Huang Jiushu."

Since there were really capable people at Shi's hometown's birthday banquet, Liu Xu believed that with Qin Kai's family background, he would definitely be able to find a regular Feng Shui master with some skills.

In fact, Huang Jiushu can't be said to be a liar, he also has some real skills. If there is a real ghost, he might really be doomed today, but look at Feng Shui... at most he knows how to write Feng Shui...

Chapter 309

"You..." Qin Kai still wanted to save some face, but unfortunately he couldn't argue.

Ling Yunshan knew that Liu Xu was a capable person, so she naturally believed in him. She stood up and said, "Liu Xu, can you remove that sharp horn or something?"

"Great!" Ling Yunshan hurriedly said, "Hurry up and practice!"

"Adjusting Fengshui does not use methods, even those Fengshui masters with real skills only use their methods to cover up their methods of solving Fengshui problems." Liu Xu stretched out his hand and asked Ling Yunshan: "By the way, you have a small mirror for makeup No?"

"Yes, here you are." Ling Yunshan took out a powder box from her bag.

Liu Xu took the cosmetic mirror that Ling Yunshan handed over, and directly pulled out the mirror inside, then walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows under the puzzled eyes of everyone, and then stuck the mirror face outward on the glass.

Then...

While everyone was waiting for his next move, he walked back.

"Okay, it's over." Liu Xu clapped his hands.

"What? It's over so soon? Are you kidding us?" Ling Yunshan was astonished.

How could Qin Kai miss such a good opportunity to fight back, and hastily said: "Yun Shan, this person is a big liar, let me teach him a lesson."

As he said that, he wanted to come over to arrest Liu Xu.

It's just that he was obviously hitting a rock with an egg. Not only did he not catch Liu Xu, but he was pushed by Liu Xu and staggered a few steps, falling to the ground.

"Who has the time to tease you? Tease you to give money? To be honest, the sharp horns here have been eliminated. In order to make the Feng Shui flow in this area smoother, you can put a tall green potted plant under the window."

"Just a broken mirror? Plus a potted plant?" Qin Kai obviously still didn't believe it. In his eyes, at least he had to open an altar like Huang Jiushu, so that it would be decent.

"Don't underestimate the mirror. Sometimes the mirror can be used as a magic weapon, because it can reflect light, and the horned demon can also be reflected back. Of course, the good aura here is strong enough to completely suppress the sharp horned demon. It’s so easy, it might not be able to suppress the sharp horned evil if it’s placed in other places.”

"As for the green plants, they have a unique function. In the application of Feng Shui, small trees can be used as trees of the five elements, and large ones can be used as forests on the beach. Three days and three nights can’t finish it.”

The real Fengshui theory is of course far more than that simple, but it would be too troublesome if you really talk about it. Next time, if you have the opportunity to travel to "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", Liu Xu doesn't mind digging into it. As for the explanation Tell Qin Kai that he doesn't have time to spare.

When leaving the building, Liu Xu looked back again, his brows furrowed.

"Liu Xu, let's go!"

"Come on!"

Liu Xu had a feeling in his heart that he would come back here again.

……

Night falls.

The neon lights in the Blue Fairy Bar are constantly flashing, and the sound of heavy metal rock music from Europe and America is low and piercing. A group of well-dressed students have changed their appearances during the day, wearing some nondescript clothes, and some people gather on the bar around the bar to drink and drink Fisting, hooking up, and some people have already started twisting their bodies crazily in the center of the dance floor in the middle of the bar, squandering their youth wantonly.

The bar has two floors, and the second floor is full of boxes. Shen Yucheng and Ling Moxuan are regular customers here.

But Liu Xu was called out of the house by Ling Moxuan.

So, he also appeared in the box on the second floor of the Blue Enchantress Bar.

Also present was a friend of Shen Yucheng Ling Moxuan, named Richard, who was an intern at the company he opened at home.

When Liu Xu saw this person for the first time, he found that there was something wrong with him.

Squinting his eyes slightly, Liu Xu looked at the eyes of the sky. This person's face is wide open, the sky is full and the sky is full, which is a sign of wealth, but at this moment, the sky is entangled with black silk, which shows that he is falling into some kind of bad luck. Looking at the spirit of his eyes The spirit is loose, this kind of looseness is not caused by staying up late and being tired, but the appearance of Yang Qi leaking. Could it be that this kid is entangled by some yin thing?

The four sat by the window, beer and red wine were piled on the table, plus various snacks.

"Young Master Liu, you're welcome. Young Master Ling is treating you tonight." Shen Yucheng laughed while staring at the students writhing on the dance floor downstairs.

Although the family is very good, but no matter how good it is in front of Liu Xu, Shen Yucheng would not dare to make a mistake, but if this occasion is called Liu Daochang, it would be too out of style, but he dare not call Liu Xu's name, So I can only call him Young Master Liu.

Ling Moxuan next to him also said: "Yucheng is right, as long as Liu Shao gives me face, all the consumption tonight will be mine."

You called me out, of course it is yours.

Naturally, Liu Xu would not be polite, but his mind was always on Richard.

This guy who is haunted by the genitals doesn't know that disaster is imminent.

I saw him sitting quietly by the side, drinking with his head buried, without saying a word.

"Richard, I heard that you've been among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches your body', you are a master at picking up girls, why don't you tell everyone about your scenery and deeds, so we can learn from it too!" Ling Moxuan said suddenly.

Shen Yucheng turned his head when he heard the words, and said, "Richard, tell me, this goblin seems to be quite capable of tossing around recently. Look, you've lost a lot of weight!"

Richard raised his head and said, "Young Master Ling, don't put on airs, your girlfriend is the only one among us who can win Zuiqin."

"Is there?" Ling Moxuan sneered.

"Hahahaha..." Shen Yucheng laughed gloatingly.

"Yucheng, you don't even have a girlfriend until now, so I'm going to doubt your orientation." Ling Moxuan said.

Shen Yucheng calmed down and said: "I am Ning Que Wu Lan!"

After hearing what he said, Ling Moxuan and Richard looked at each other, and then gave him the middle finger at the same time in a tacit understanding.

Shen Yucheng gritted his teeth with hatred, but there was nowhere to attack, so he picked up the cup and touched Liu Xu, and then drank it in one gulp.

Chapter 310 The Weird Girlfriend

Ling Moxuan said: "Richard, I've heard people say that your new girlfriend is very beautiful, isn't it, when will you bring me out and have a look!"

Richard said: "Is it necessary?"

Ling Moxuan said: "Don't worry, I promise I won't steal love! However, if she is attracted by my handsomeness, that's another matter!"

"Damn, so shameless!" Richard said: "But I like it, the first rule of chasing girls is to be shameless."

After a pause, Richard continued: "Brothers, I'm not bragging. This time, my girlfriend is the best of the best, with that waist, that curve, that face, the majestic pair before the moon, and the other. There is a bed... Cough, little brother, I have been close to women since junior high school, and I have experienced eighty if not a hundred women, but this one is absolutely unprecedented!"

Ling Moxuan said: "Hey, you are so awesome, how did you know each other?"