PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Magic City! The baby is getting fat!"

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After Liu Han returned home, he threw everything that should be washed and changed into the washing machine, then took out a mop and a rag and started cleaning.

It was almost 4 pm when he finished all the clothes and so on. He then remembered that he hadn't eaten for a day. He quickly ate two bites of the roast chicken left by the teacher, and quickly ordered a takeaway before opening it. The computer is going to start the live broadcast.

I just opened Panda's website and planned to click into my live broadcast room, and I saw a "Express Girl: Start collecting parcels" hanging on the live broadcast room on the homepage last Tuesday. , and the screenshot is the game of PUBG.

He chuckled and clicked in. I planned to take a low-key look at what type of courier this courier was, whether it was picking up or delivering, but when I came in, I found out that she hadn't started a video, and she said with some pride in her earphones on Tuesday:

"Crazy output? It doesn't exist. Last night that dog got numb when he saw me, and then I helped him go back after he drank too much. What he vomited was called a madness. That's the same as prostituting teachers, scumbag. The amount of dregs and alcohol, the three gentlemen can't do it..."

"..." Liu Han was a little speechless. Is it really okay for this girl to say this out loud? So he typed quickly and said:

"Tuesday, how did I hear last night that you drank too much and rolled all over the floor to sing. In the end, the principal and the whoring teacher slipped away first. You can't get up from the ground and you have to sing about sang pigs and ghosts?"

His words were typed out directly, just happened to be seen by Erhe.

"Tuesday...??? Who are you? Do you know that?" Tuesday was shocked, and then quickly glanced at the ID of this barrage, and found it very familiar.

"You jungler... eh? My dog? Are you awake?"

Liu Han said with a smile, come crooked, I have something to tell you.

On Tuesday, when I saw Liu Han coming, I forgot all the **** I just bragged about, so I went to Waiwai, and then I heard Liu Han's question as soon as I came in.

"Brother, you're drinking too much and rolling all over the floor, hugging my legs and going to KTV to sing ghosts and animals?"

On Tuesday, she was stunned. She didn't expect that she was bumped by Liu Han when she was bragging with fans. It was very embarrassing, but in order to prevent Liu Han from continuing to expose her old story, she quickly said coquettishly:

"My dog, how can you say something like that, hum."

It was okay for Liu Han to hear it, but the fans in the live broadcast room got goosebumps.

"Wow, Tuesday, are you so oily now?"

"What's the difference between you and that pig?"

"Why did you become like this after you met the dog?"

"This dog thing is broken!"

"That's right! Dog thing!"

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At this time, Liu Han had already quit Erhe's live broadcast room and started his own live broadcast. Naturally, he didn't see these barrages. Otherwise, he would definitely do something irrational because of his personality, such as tearing up a sofa. Bite a molar or something.

After the live broadcast, watching the crowd greeting him frantically, he happily said to Tuesday:

"Do you know what's the happiest thing about having a live broadcast every day?"

He just retired from the game on Tuesday, and when he heard Liu Han's words, he asked with some doubts:

"What? Got a gift?"

Liu Han shook his head.

"Young, when the water friends greet you, the full-screen anchor is so handsome, the anchor is beautiful today, wow, you are here, the anchor my male god. This kind of words are really kind, don't feel too comfortable. ."

Listening to it on Tuesday, I asked strangely:

"Isn't the way you greet you in the live broadcast room that you should be sprayed?"

When Liu Han heard this, he didn't expect that this little girl was knowledgeable. After taking a look at his real bullet screen, he found that it was all:

"Dog, is it really okay for you to be so cheeky?"

"Spicy chicken! Eat my salted fish stab!"

"Get out of the way! I'm going to be crazy about the dog!!"

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Silently sighed, and then silently opened the Weibo of PUBG Mobile. After a few glances at the update announcement, the game has been updated. He entered the game skillfully and said:

"We're going to start a group platoon tomorrow, how about it, do you want to get on the bus?"

This is what I was waiting for when I retreated from the game to the lobby early on Tuesday. After hearing Liu Han's words, I quickly said:

"Let's play, play for two hours, the live broadcast will start after 6 o'clock, I'm going to sing today, hey! Yesterday they slipped fast, otherwise they have to let them feel the power of what is called a death singer !"

Liu Han smiled, and the two quickly formed the team and entered the game directly.

On Tuesday, it seems that he has studied hard and practiced hard. Compared to the first time I played with the little sidekick, where are you going? I even disliked the scene where Liu Han grabbed her to block a gun and thought she was a BURDEN. It's not much better. At least this girl can hit someone today.

So the live broadcast room was full of her shouting:

"Brother, three shots, three shots. Make up for him, Nesnes. Hey, my dog, do you have any medicine, I've run out of painkillers. What? 200? Are you crazy? 150 a bottle. , if it works, I will send a red envelope immediately, if it doesn't work, I will pull you back together!"

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The two of them played happily for two hours. It was not until nearly six o'clock that Tuesday he said with a lot of content:

"Okay, my dog, I'm going to do my makeup first. I haven't done anything since I woke up. Would you like to come and listen to me sing at night?"

Liu Han ate the last bite of the cold takeout. After hearing her words, he thought for a while, shook his head and said:

"No, I'm going to shut down the broadcast after playing two games. I have to deal with a few things. It's hard to get some ideas and I have to fix it quickly."

On Tuesday, I didn't force it, and quietly prestige sent Liu Han a "kiss" emoji and then withdrew from the crooked. And Liu Han looked at his barrage and smiled bitterly.

(The place where the left shoulder blade is close to the spine is very painful. Can anyone tell me what's going on?)

Chapter 92 Mom's Ribs

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Seeing these barrages, Liu Han also felt sorry, but the sassy operation in his mind has been lingering in his mind from last night to now, so his live broadcast status today is very general, so Liu Han rarely did not continue to play, but turned it on. Kugou randomly chose a song and chatted with the barrage.

"It's not floating, it's just yesterday that there was a prank operation. If you try it in the past few days, it won't work. It's really not floating. How can you slander others' innocence out of thin air."

"Hahaha, are you still innocent? The principal said yesterday that he would punish you."

"Wow, you are really mentally retarded. Since it's all a show, you still do it?"

"The dog is floating! It is completely floating!"