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The prostitute teacher was speechless.

"You screamed so loudly that I was so scared that I sprayed out the water I drank. After spraying it on the screen, the display went black... Wow, this is also possible? Brother, are you a dog?"

One sentence directly detonated the live broadcast room.

"Hahahaha, I feel sorry for Sao Pig for a second."

"Dogs are really poisonous..."

"Second battalion commander!! Huh? Second battalion commander? Indifference has been lost?"

"Why did you call me?"

"It's really dark? Live broadcast effect?"

...

PDD looked at the sentence on the barrage, took it directly, took the camera down and pointed it at his computer and said:

"Look at it for yourself, except for these two to watch the live broadcast barrage, the main display is really black... Hey, what are you doing to lie to you... Hey, Liu Han, am I dead?"

Hearing this sentence, Liu Han glanced at the prompt in the lower left corner and said casually:

"You were beaten to death by NVZHUANGDALAO..."

PDD scratched his head and said with some heartbreak:

"This monitor should be down, dog, no, you have to pay me one."

Liu Han replied without thinking:

"Pay? I broke your monitor by myself, why should I pay?"

...

Everyone was shocked by Liu Han's remarks. They have lived for so many years, and they never thought how someone's three views would collapse to such a state...

"Did I hear it wrong? What did the dog just say?"

"You heard that right... I was also shocked by his shamelessness."

"Wow, I was shocked by my ability, why did I hear it wrong?!"

"It's not as good as a pig and a dog! It's not as good as a pig and a dog!"

"Yes three!"

"I'm sorry!"

...

PDD was also stunned. He heard this and reacted for a long time before he stammered and said:

"You... what did you say?"

While searching for things, Liu Han said as it should be:

"I said that I broke the monitor by my ability, why should I pay for it?"

"If you don't shout that voice, how can I spit out~ Are you such a dog now?"

"If you don't ask me for a double row, I'm sure I won't yell at that voice. If I don't yell at that voice, how can you spray water? If you don't spray water, how can the monitor be broken? If you don't hurry up and replace it, why should you make me pay for it? pay?"

Liu Han's series of words slammed into PDD's forehead like a machine gun. It took him a long time to understand Liu Han's meaning from the pile of unpunctuated words.

After reading it, he was about to cry, and said with a fat face wrinkled:

"You...you seem to have a point."

(I rely on my ability to code the words~~)

Chapter 79 Oops!

Just when PDD and Liu Han were performing cross talk, Yang Mi just came to the location shooting location on Nayun's side to shoot.

This peach forest is also a scenic spot with local characteristics. It is indeed very beautiful as they advertise. It's a pity that it's autumn, not the season for shooting, otherwise you can really see the peach blossoms in full bloom.

But the fruitful peaches on the branches alone looked very gratifying. Yang Mi hurriedly took out her phone, placed a V and took several pictures, which were passed on to Liu Han, Guo Caijie and others.

At this time, Director Yang, one of the three directors, said:

"Mimi, this outdoor area is basically okay. There is a specially built pavilion in front of you. Let's try a makeup photo. It just so happened that they brought two sets of ancient costume samples, one for a man and one for a woman. Let's take a look first. Let's see if there is any modification, let's try it first?"

Yang Mi naturally did not agree. So, after changing into ancient clothes in a residential house, she opened the door and walked out under the astonishing eyes of the little assistant.

As soon as she appeared on the stage, she appeared in an ancient costume with white cuffs and blue cuffs, and everyone took a deep breath.

...

Yang Mi debuted as a child star, and her acting skills can only be regarded as a general talent. Although it's not as good as Yang Tianbao's acting skills when her father died and she laughed, she still laughed when her husband died, and she even cried when she got married, but compared with other people who are similar to her, Her own acting skills are still a bit poor.

So in recent years, she has been very cautious in taking on the show. Even if she was caught by the headmaster for a crazy black "Big Times", she was constantly honing her acting skills. In the case of costume dramas, because of her facial features, wearing costumes makes it easy for people to appear in dramas, so she originally refused. But I couldn't hold back the sincerity of the big investors, and I didn't want to break through my current situation, so I picked up this "Three Lives Three Worlds Barry Peach Blossom".

And this time, after wearing this ancient veil dress, she subconsciously remembered a passage of scriptures on Dahuang Court, so she kept repeating this passage in her mind, and then silently adjusted her temperament to make her dusty atmosphere more beautiful. enough. After all, Bai Qian is a god, and the ruler of Qingqiu is not only a god, but also a queen.

Therefore, when she appeared in front of everyone's eyes, everyone saw that the first thought in the mind of this ancient **** Baisha was not that Yang Mi was really beautiful, but "Meet the God...". That kind of temperament other people found that it was indescribable, only this thought.

Yang Mi's face has been unconsciously ignored by everyone. People's minds are full of ancient gods and fairies dressed in white gauze. They came to them with the breath of a king and the temperament of being a god.

"It's so beautiful!"

And after Yang Mi walked out, it was a bit strange to see everyone's sluggish appearance, but since she is an actor, especially in front of the director, the play must be done well. So, she stood in front of everyone, recalled the script, Yu Chun lightly opened her mouth and said:

"I'm Bai Qian, the ruler of Qingqiu Kingdom."

"Hi..." Everyone unconsciously took a step back, forcibly holding back the thought of visiting the shrine, and shuddered.

...

"Hey, brother, where is the person? I didn't see it!" PDD was a little anxious, but watching Liu Han kept firing, he looked for a long time with his sights and couldn't find anyone.

"Big brother, 200 meters, the person with the forgiveness green, can't you see it?" Liu Han said after shooting a fistful of blood.

PDD was a little unaccustomed to the replacement of a monitor, but he also put his head in front of the screen to take a closer look, still no one was found, and he was very anxious.

"No, where is the forgiveness green?"

Liu Han was completely desperate, and stopped paying attention to PDD, and ran directly to the top of the mountain, saying as he ran: