PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Miss breeder is going to make money, otherwise how can I feed me? Don't worry about it!"

After speaking, he entered the game amid the scolding and envy of people.

This week is still double row, and it will not be maintained until next Monday, and then it is said that single and double are played at the same time. After Liu Han played two games idle, he suddenly saw the barrage calling himself:

"Dog, Erhe wants to be with you."

"Together?"

"Fuck! Even if EDG wins the championship, Erhe won't be with the dog!"

"RNG!RNG!RNG!"

…

Liu Han found that the building in his live broadcast room was really crooked. But I was a little confused as to why this rhythm appeared on the barrage, so I asked:

"What's the matter, two?"

After hearing his words, the barrage quickly said:

"Er He wants to play this game, it's ready, but I don't know what to do, let you teach her in the past."

Liu Han looked at it and asked with some distrust:

"real?"

The barrage said it was true. But how could Liu Han not know the routine of these sluts, glanced at his mouth and said contemptuously:

"You people are really oily, so you want to trick me into going to the ward round on Tuesday? Then, after the ward round, you will send Buddha to jump over the wall, and two are not necessarily enough. Wow, you are really... Wufeng, come out and do it. Come on, calm down for a while with a set meal for these sailors who were obviously invited on Tuesday, it's really interesting, do you think I'm Shi Lezhi?"

After Liu Han finished speaking, he drew a **** on the barrage pen, and the barrage exploded. A bunch of people were angry at Liu Han, some said Liu Han went to see it by himself, some asked the dog to apologize quickly, some threatened to cancel the subscription, and the most irritating thing was that some people even gave gifts and said they liked Liu Han's character.

But soon, he surrendered under the constant barrage of attacks.

"Okay, okay, wrong, wrong, sorry! Sorry! Um, wow, brother, it's too much to learn how to bark. Second battalion commander, come out to work!"

Indifferent has lost his thoughts, and felt that if he scolded Liu Han, he would be cold too. Thinking about it, he didn't say a word and pretended that he was not there. And the barrage is still constantly brushing:

"It's true, Erhe is really waiting for you."

"Dog, why are you so stingy, aren't you just a Buddha jumping over the wall? I brushed it for you, you can take a look, my family Erhe is waiting."

"The Cannon King of the Magic City is so rude! It's really oil, and I will sponsor one too. You hurry up, the girl has been waiting for you for a long time."

After the two of them finished speaking, the two Buddhas jumped over the wall and threw them out in an instant. When Liu Han saw it, he guessed that Erhe was really calling him, so he cut off the screen and came to Tuesday's live broadcast room.

As soon as she came in, the barrage over there was swiped one after another. The dog came, and the dog was released... A trace of joy flashed in her eyes on Tuesday, and then she said softly into the microphone:

"Cannon King, are you here? If it's you, let me know it's really you."

Liu Han didn't send it after hearing it, but just asked:

"You've played the game too? Do you want to double-queue together?"

Although I didn't see what Liu Han said on Tuesday, the barrage copied his words and sent it to Tuesday.

"Yeah, I just played the game, but I don't know anything, so this doesn't give you a chance to bring your sister. You brush a wall first, and worship the top of the mountain, and we will start double row, okay?"

The water friends in Liu Han's live broadcast room saw their dog sneer slightly, and then slap two Buddhas jumping over the wall and throwing them out. Then Liu Han said to himself:

"It's okay, you wait for me to add a few BUFFs to Miss Tuesday!"

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Sure enough, hearing Liu Han's sneer, all the water friends in his live broadcast room looked like they were holding their hands high, and sighed secretly:

"In terms of scheming, are you compared to my dog? Really young."

On Tuesday, when I saw that Liu Han had bowed to the top of the mountain, his eyes immediately froze and he said happily:

"Wow, thank my dog ​​for the two Buddhas who jumped over the wall, come on, let's go."

Then the two of them added friends to each other after a lot of trouble and came to Wai Wai.

"Hey, hey, hoohoo, my dog, I'm here!" He felt a burst of excitement in his heart on Tuesday, as if the feeling of being overcharged appeared in his body again.

Hearing Tuesday's energetic words, the fans in the live broadcast room praised him.

"Today's Erhe is full of vigor. I like it the most!"

"Er heh, wife, you are very energetic today."

"Is it because of the double row with the dog?"

"It's rough upstairs, you know the power of the Demon City Cannon King and say that?"

"Give him a set meal! Let him taste the big guy!"

"Demolition genius Ziggs is on standby!"

…

However, Liu Han's heart is not fluctuating, his skin is not smiling, his tone is kind, but the water friends who are familiar with him have seen a black-bellied look on his face, and they all sighed: 503

"This girl is probably cold."

"That's right, dogs that bite people don't bark!"

"It makes sense upstairs, but I always feel that the taste is not right."

"Two..." Ding Dong, you have been silenced for 1 minute, the reason: two? "

…

Just after the arrival of Tuesday, Liu Han first gave her a Real Madrid, and then said in the warmest and most mellow voice:

"Well, come on, I'll take you to double row. By the way, how did you buy this game? Taobao? Are you bound to online banking?"

Listening to it on Tuesday, it's a bit strange, online banking is now tied to everyone, right? Why do you ask this? But still politely said:

"Taobao, it's so expensive, the activation code is more than 100 yuan."

The water friends in Liu Han's live broadcast room have already typed sympathetic "23333", and then listened to Liu Han continue to say:

"Um, is this expensive? Don't you usually have pocket money? Or does your aunt manage the money for you?"

After Liu Han finished speaking, on Tuesday, he was even more stupid and naive than Ah Jiao, and he returned directly without heart: