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"It is estimated that the people who are beaten by teachers who are prostituted in the future are not shot to death, they are so scared to death, hahaha."

"Blind Monk Marksmanship 666."

...

PDD was also embarrassed. Just as he was about to say a few words, he suddenly heard the sound of a metal hitting the glass that Liu Han had just smashed. He was naturally very familiar with the geoduck just now, and he quickly shouted:

"Hey, someone threw mines!"

Liu Han also discovered this situation, but the sound of the gunshots just now was so loud that he didn't even hear his footsteps. But it was too late to react at this time, and I watched helplessly as a grenade exploded under the feet of the two of them, and then there was a prompt of "you are dead".

Liu Han: "..."

He looked at the dead bodies of himself and his teacher, and sighed speechlessly. To the PDD who couldn't believe what happened over there:

"Teacher, do you know that there is a difficulty in entering my Buddhist school, what is it?"

PDD was also a little speechless. He was directly killed by a grenade on the second floor of the house without even firing the M24 on his body. After hearing Liu Han's words, he asked like a curious baby:

"what?"

Liu Han's voice seemed wise and foolish.

"Young people don't pretend to be B, it's easy to blow up little JJ..."

(11 more, you allow me to eat, continue to work after eating, fight!)

Chapter 69 A Box of Half Red Bull

After Liu Han and the prostitute teacher played a few more games, they finally got the first chicken in life under Liu Han's absolute carry.

After the chicken was finally eaten, the teacher whoring laughed like a 300-pound child amid the gifts on the screen, showing a row of ragged teeth. And in order to thank Liu Han, he was very loyal and went directly to Liu Han to brush five Buddha Jumps over the Wall.

Liu Han was also very happy. The live broadcast this evening was absolutely explosive. There was a lot of chatter. The interaction between the water friends did not stop from the beginning to the end of eating chicken. My friends **** their pants.

Thanks to the teacher, Liu Han's popularity once again exceeded 1.46 million. According to the ratio of 1 to 10 given by the principal, there were 146,000 people watching his live broadcast during the peak period. And I also received a lot of gifts today, I am very happy.

Then Liu Han saw the message from Yi Suwan, her live broadcast had ended, and she was about to come to find herself now. After thinking about it, Liu Han didn't want to be too busy, he just got it together, so he opened his mouth and said to the prostitute teacher:

"Brother, let's go? I'll invite you for a late-night snack tonight, let's talk about it first, I won't eat the geoduck, it's too poisonous, I'm afraid I'll go to the hospital after I eat it, and I know it's delicious. , how is it?"

When the teacher **** heard that dinner is usually served at the computer desk, he was also a little hungry, so he said:

"Okay, then you will send your prestige location later, and we will gather there."

Upon hearing this, Liu Han agreed, and after a few words of greetings, he withdrew from the crooked. After turning off the crooked, he said to the water friends:

"Okay, today's live broadcast is here. If you didn't pay attention to Peng Yuyan, please remember to pay attention. The rhythm of old fans is starting!"

After that, I opened Kugou, and a classic song WHOLETTHEDOGSOUT by BAHA`MEN appeared in everyone's ears.

Wholetthedogsout

Many new fans didn't know what Liu Han meant, but they remembered a row on the screen after seeing the singing:

"Dog, 88."

"Good night my dog."

"Dog, 888888"

After the words, a barrage of "dog, good night." was also posted.

Liu Han looked at the familiar barrage, smiled, then after finishing his handsome hairstyle, he waved his hand to the camera and closed the live broadcast.

...

After closing the live broadcast, he quickly flipped through the prestige and saw Yang Mi's complaining text message at a glance.

"Wuwuwu, I flew to Nanyun. After arriving, I have to take the car overnight to go to the filming location. I won't chat with you tonight. I need to supplement my sleep/kiss."

When Liu Han saw this message, he naturally thought of Yang Mi's coquettish appearance, smiled slightly, and then sent a few words of comfort, and then sent a position to Yi Suwan, and then the editor said:

"Come here for dinner, your boss and another anchor will come over later."

After a while, Yi Suwan made an OK gesture.

After seeing this gesture, Liu Han sent the location to the prostitute teacher again, and then seemed to think of something and said:

"Teacher, you can bring your family. I'll call the principal in a while."

Then he dialed Wang Shichong's cell phone. As soon as the connection was connected, Liu Han heard Wang Shichong's snoring and panting. He immediately knew what this person was doing, and shouted a bit thiefly:

"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, change your posture, do it again, hey. huh. huh."

Wang Shichong scolded after hearing Liu Han's rhythm, then hung up the phone without waiting for Liu Han to explain. Liu Han was not fighting either, anyway, he was definitely going to call after a while, so he put on his shoes and walked out the door.

Dashiqiao, the boss who was sitting by the stove smoking saw Liu Han and greeted him with a smile. He likes this young man very much, because after he and another young man appeared, his business has improved a lot, and every time the two of them sit and eat together, they will attract a crowd of onlookers, and the boss is very confident in his craftsmanship, so the business It is getting more and more prosperous.

After seeing Liu Han, he quickly called his daughter-in-law to quickly find a clean table, put cold dishes and beer first, and then left with interest.

After a while, a Ferrari first came to the barbecue stall, and then, under the astonished eyes of other melon eaters, a fat man weighing 300 pounds walked down.

Although the autumn in the magic capital is not cold, the night is still a bit chilly. The fat man deliberately waited for the female companion on the co-pilot to be next to him, then took the woman's hand and walked towards Liu Han's table, who was greeting him.

Liu Han looked at the two of them and greeted them familiarly.

"Teacher, here we come, who is this?"

The prostitute teacher pushed his glasses and smiled happily...

"My daughter-in-law, Shen Lingmin."

After hearing the introduction of PDD, Shen Lingmin greeted Liu Han with a smile.

"Hello."

Liu Han was also not polite, smiled and said hello, and then hurriedly greeted the two and sat down. Seeing that the two of them were coming, the boss quickly filled in a few pieces of tableware, and then said:

"I still have a waist today, do you want it?"

Liu Han said without thinking:

"Yes, let's get 6 strings first."

After the boss nodded and left, PDD looked at the surrounding environment and asked curiously:

"Is this restaurant delicious?"