PUBG Mobile: Madman

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Looking at this group of dirty barrages, I immediately knew that what they said was not a good thing on Tuesday, and said speechlessly:

"You are really going too far. How do you treat me, the invincible and cute little loli of Panda's First Universe? Really, by the way, what song do you want to listen to as a jungler? I sing for you."

You play wild: "Master?"

Shuiyou: "Master?"

On Tuesday, when I saw the barrage, I quickly waved my hand and said:

"It's not the uncle, it's the jungler, what ears are you, it's the jungler!" After speaking, he pointed to the video angrily, with a cute and naughty look of you.

A bunch of people also cheered along happily. Anyway, Tuesday's live broadcast is like this. When she sings, she is the number one songstress of Panda Panda.

After thinking about it in Liu Han's mind, he said in a wicked way:

"I don't want to hear you sing, you don't sing as well as I do, I want to dance..."

When I saw it on Tuesday, I was in trouble immediately. You want to rap, she can, dance? It is estimated that both of her legs will be broken, so she quickly waved her hands and said:

"No, no, I can't dance, I've never danced, I'll sing."

When Liu Han heard this, he didn't expect to find out this girl's weakness, so he typed it and said:

"But we all want to see the dance, don't we?"

Sure enough, as soon as this sentence was uttered, he secretly said on Tuesday: "Oops!" Then I saw the words "Dancing, dancing, we want to dance!" on the barrage like crazy.

He was helpless on Tuesday, knowing that it was difficult for him to ride a tiger, so he could only stand up in embarrassment. While standing, he said to the barrage:

"Let's talk about it first, I'm not here to dance, I'm here to laugh. Please forgive me if I don't dance well!"

Then as soon as she stood up, fans saw that she was wearing a pair of shorts and red slippers, and her goddess image was shattered in everyone's heart.

Then, she chose a basic song and started her awkward dance journey. (If you haven't seen her awkward dance, please ask Baidu.)

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After the dance was over, Liu Han was full of black lines and felt that the live broadcast room seemed poisonous, so he hurriedly wanted to leave. When he left, he said slyly:

"No, it's poisoned again, your radio gymnastics are really 6, slipped away..."

But the fans in the barrage were so happy that they didn't want it. Many people opened the video recording software, recorded the scene just now, and uploaded it to station B.

On Tuesday, he blushed and looked at the barrage, watching their various ridicules, and also knew that Liu Han helped himself to promote another live broadcast effect, intentionally or not, and was a little grateful. Then he seemed to remember something, and his face turned red again.

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After Liu Han came out of the live broadcast room on Tuesday, he turned off Panda TV after wandering for a while, and then stood up slowly, feeling that his strength seemed to have recovered a little, then he quickly took the medicine prescribed by the doctor, and then turned on the computer. .

After logging in to STEAM, he deliberately added the ID of the foreign girl from the last time, but he failed. It seems that the other party is not online. But he didn't bother, he logged on to PUBG directly and started a solo platoon tour.

This time, he did not start the live broadcast, but just wanted to simply play two games by himself, without worrying about the effect of the live broadcast, without caring about the interaction of the water friends, and simply enjoying the fun of the game. So he turned off all communication sounds.

But after entering the ruins square, he still followed the old rules, and the most dazzling national style sounded, and then he saw the explosive girl start swinging left and right with the rhythm.

And this afternoon, Panda's popular prostitute teacher also started broadcasting, but he was broadcasting a new game, and he didn't play, but there were still a lot of people watching.

Just as he was jumping back and forth on the ruins square, he suddenly heard a familiar melody: The vast horizon is my love... and the voice was loud. He was a little unaccustomed to first hiding in the water before saying to the barrage:

"Wow, this person's quality is really poor, and he even plays songs. Forget it, do you know what is the most terrifying thing? It's him who still plays such an old song, this is the most terrifying!"

But someone in the barrage quickly replied:

"Teacher, teacher, dogs also like to sing after entering the square. Maybe it's him."

"Yes, yes, it seems that the quality of dogs is the worst in the whole world. This song must be played as soon as you come in."

"Is it really a dog?"

"No, he didn't start broadcasting."

"I saw him in the Erhe live broadcast room just now. He said that he and the principal were poisoned by eating geoduck last night..."

The whoring teacher saw this barrage, had a plan in his mind, and said:

"Should we go ask?"

Chapter 63 Fifty Spatula

As soon as the words of the prostitute teacher were uttered, the barrage encouraged them:

"Okay, brother, hurry up, you can hug the dog's big legs. The game is stable, and the dog's skills are still wide."

"It shouldn't be a dog, or try throwing a bone?"

"Second Battalion Commander!"

"Damn it, who did my name provoke? What else? Can you stop me from watching a live broadcast? Why am I the second battalion commander? I've become the captain of the transportation team!~"

"23333, second battalion commander! Go and send Lao Tzu's Italian... bones to the teacher."

"My Zhang Dabiao is the first to refuse!"

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He has always had a keen sense of smell, and the prostitute teacher who has a very good grasp of the rhythm of fans burst into laughter when he saw his barrage.

"You guys are really oily, and the oil is like a pig's skin! Come on, brothers, let's go over and ask."

After speaking, he silently opened his Kugou, then found a song and walked towards the place where the music came from. After arriving, I found a group of people swaying left and right, crouching and standing up, as if they were dancing. The prostitute teacher opened his own song without saying a word.

"La la la la la, I'm the most sassy pig in the entire League of Legends, I can change bullets manually..."

As soon as the song rang, some domestic friends rushed to the teacher who was prostitutes, and then began to crouch down and stand up around the bald man. However, some international friends were brainwashed by two Divine Comedies at the same time, and they felt a lot of pressure and fled.

Although Liu Han didn't turn on the mic, but seeing this situation, he probably knew that someone was robbing business. So he turned off the song, found this bald man in a white T-shirt and green pants, and said to himself:

"Brother, I marked you, if I see you in a while, I will smash your head to pieces!"

And teacher **** played this song with a cartoon panda expression on the screen, everyone was very happy, and then he opened the microphone while swinging by himself and asked:

"Dog? Is that you?"

After speaking, it seemed that I felt a little unseemly, so I changed my name again.

"Magic City Cannon King? Is that you?"