PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Heroic bombardier Giggs is on standby!"

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And Erhe's fans who didn't know Liu Han's routine for a while were also stunned at this time, but they were not happy when they saw that the barrage was so fiercely complaining about "Miss Breeder".

"What's worse than a breeder in my family? Brother-in-law? Bah."

"Hey, something's wrong. But there's nothing wrong with the upstairs, Er Ha is the most beautiful!"

"Fart, my family Erhe is the face of pandas. By the way, who is Miss Breeder?"

"Eh? How did I become the eldest brother-in-law?"

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Liu Han smiled and looked at them crooked, just crooked, as long as he didn't burn himself. But soon he couldn't laugh anymore, and another wave of people randomly entered Liu Han's live broadcast room.

"Is this the anchor on Goddess Weibo? It looks so ugly."

"Why is this live broadcast room like a vegetable market? Spaghetti and Italian cannons are flying all over the sky, why?"

"666, I'm relieved to see that my goddess has such a bad taste. It seems that I still have a chance."

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When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw it, why did a group of people suddenly come? For fear of accidentally hurting the friendly army, many fans of Hu's family on Tuesday hurriedly asked:

"Brother, are you in that way?"

This group of newcomers is also stunned, why are several local tyrants from the family here on Tuesday? Don't they only watch Tuesdays? But seeing the question on the barrage, these people still replied:

"We came from Yisuwan's Weibo. The goddess just posted a Weibo saying that she wanted to watch this anchor's live broadcast."

A few seconds after this barrage was posted, the entire barrage exploded.

"Dog, why are you kidding me? Forget it on Tuesday, you won't let go of the stick?"

"Fuck, my family Erhe was killed by this kind of person?"

"??? The anchor that my goddess likes to watch actually has an affair with Tuesday?"

"Have a leg? Shall I give you a leg? Can my Erhe like him?"

"Hey, you are in the dog's live broadcast room now, can you give me three points of thin noodles for the magic capital gun king? My dog ​​is also quite handsome..."

For the first time, Liu Han saw this kind of melee of the Three Kingdoms killing, and the anti-treachery and loyalty were fighting each other, and his own master was ignored for a while. What should the lord do then? It's very simple, choose Goujian and try your best.

"A gentleman hides his tools in his body, and waits for the occasion to move. I will bear it!"

So he silently watched the various rhythms flying on the barrage without speaking, and directly opened the official WeChat account of PUBG Mobile, intending to see what this update has.

"Well... I added a pot, opened a double row, and optimized it a bit..."

After a few glances, he took a peek at the barrage and found that the rhythm had not stopped, so he sneaked into the game, planning to enter the double row first to see the effect. Sure enough, after coming in, I felt that the smoothness of the game was much better, and the next step was simple. The old rules, the square dance started.

Now the ruined square has become a quality square, all kinds of demolition of the Nanbo Bay, greetings to your family, the front wheel does not turn and then the wheel turns to Smecta, which is annoying to hear. But when the familiar melody of the most dazzling ethnic style sounded, some old players immediately knew that the pervert was coming again... They once remembered the fear of being dominated by square dancing and silently shut their mouths and jumped into the sea.

At this time, Liu Han's teammates who were automatically matched by the system also entered the game. Not long after he came in, Liu Han heard the voice of a girl in the rhythm of the most dazzling ethnic style.

"HELLO?"

(My God, the code is out! Finally, the code is out! I'm almost exhausted, I'll go to bed after I get the reward building~ Good night everyone.)

Chapter 49 Trotowski Smecta

When Liu Han heard it, he was a little surprised. He didn't expect that his first double row would match a foreign girl, and listening to this girl's voice was very sweet, she should be a cute girl.

But he didn't speak first, but said to the anti-loyal traitors in the live broadcast room:

"Have you heard, the other party is a girl, and she seems to be a foreign friend. So now is the time for me to perform, but from the following, what I say is too high-end, please open the translation software silently for those who have not passed level 4 in English, after all The anchor is fluent in English with a London accent."

Hearing what Liu Han said, the three-way melee in the live broadcast room stopped immediately, and then started to anger Liu Han in unison.

"Anchor, are you despising our IQ?"

"Dog, are you provoking the dignity of student dogs?"

"Then this rebel can't continue to be a thief, and the traitor, will you be the master with me?"

"London accent? Are you afraid it's a Caidun accent?"

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Liu Han looked at the happy barrage, laughed, and then opened the game voice:

"HELLO."

When the girl heard this, she was surprised and said:

"Can you speak English? Great, I've just played a few games of this game, and I'm not very proficient, so..." (Old rules, translated by the author Jun Facts.)

Liu Han said while controlling his character to sway from side to side:

"It's fine, we'll just be together, but you need to know one thing before you play."

As soon as the girl heard it, she was a little silly and naive and asked:

"what's up?"

There was a mischievous look on Liu Han's face.

"Since we play together, we are friends, and there is a custom in my hometown where friends call each other by their full names. What's your real name?"

Hearing this, the girl hesitated for a while before whispering:

"Elizabeth Olsen."

Ross and the water friends felt that the name sounded familiar, but they didn't think much of it. Liu Han continued:

"Okay, Elizabeth, my name is your uncle, the old driver who overturned the car last night, Trotowski Smecta. This is my full name, and you have to call me by my name, so that means we are real friends."

The girl is already confused, she doesn't understand why this man's name is so strange, what UNCLE, DRIVER, CAR are in a mess, there are several Russian names among them, and the last Smecta seems to be the language of the Bangzi country, right?

But she felt that since Liu Han had already told her her full name, it would be rude if she didn't read it out, so after thinking about it, she said vividly:

"Ah, you... hello your uncle... overturned last night... Smecta..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter as soon as the girl's words were spoken. Just now, everyone didn't know why Liu Han suddenly said that long list, but after Liu Han's explanation, they realized that it was to tease a girl.