Princess too Young, Prince too Old

"Who taught it?" Lu Zhishan was very curious, holding the reed leaves in one hand, and leaving the shoal with the child in one hand, and went to the other courtyard.

"Everyone will be there in Beidi. This is called Weidi in Beidi, doesn't my cousin know? Hey," Mu Nanzhi explained to Lu Zhishan seriously, "but ordinary people don't play reed flutes at home. It was only after the children were born that they started to play reed flutes. "

"What kind of custom is this? I have never heard of it before, but I'd like to ask for your enlightenment." Lu Zhishan said with a smile on his lips.

"It's not a custom, just to prevent the baby from wetting on the bed," Mu Nanzhi blew again, and continued, "When the adult urinates the child, he plays the reed flute, and the child hears The voice booed. "

Lu Zhishan: "..."

"Hey hey, cousin, do you want to pee?" Mu Nanzhi smiled and waved his eyes with the man, "I'll blow it for you?"

Lu Zhishan: "..."

"Dudu! Dudu!" Mu Nanzhi blew back at the man again, his voice quick and loud. "Dudu! Dudu!"

Lu Zhishan: "..."

Lu Zhishan silently put the reed leaves in his arms on the ground, slowly holding his sleeves.

Mu Nanzhi lowered Wei Di and asked with a curious expression, "Cousin, what are you doing? Really want to boo? This flute sounds so good?"

Lu Zhishan said slowly: "Cousin suddenly remembered a Dali folk saying."

"What folk proverb?" Mu Nanzhi was even more curious. "Did he coax the child?"

"No," Lu Zhishan smiled, looking at the tiny raindrops on Mu Nanzhi's hair, his voice seemed softer than this spring rain. "It hits children on a rainy day, but it's idle anyway."

Mu Nanzhi was frightened: "... you want to hit me?"

Lu Zhishan didn't speak, looking at the child with a playful look, still pulling his sleeves slowly.

"Where are you going to spank me?" Mu Nanzhi stared, Wu Yu's eyes couldn't help blinking, she asked timidly, "Are you going to spank?"

Lu Zhishan: "..."

"Didn't you already spanked last night?" Mu Nanzhi blushed, holding the man's big hand and whispered softly, "Maybe I'll spank again today, and it will break ..." "

"Hurry back!" Lu Zhishan could hardly bear a child against his shoulder, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, now you will cut off your pants and hit your ass!"

"Come ... cousin!" Mu Nanzhi was carried by the man on his shoulders, and his heart broke into his throat. He was so busy with his hands that he grabbed the man's back, waiting for God to come, The men had already taken dozens of steps, and Mu Nanzhi looked at the reed leaves on the ground, so busy he called, "Cousin! Reed leaves! Reed leaves!"

"No more."

"How do you eat bitch?"

"Don't eat bitch!"

"What shall I eat ?!"

"My cousin eats coy, I eat cousin."

"What about Du Heng and Princess Jing'an?"

"Who cares about them ?!"

...

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After dinner, I still ate the dumplings.

On the soft couch, Mu Nanzhi nestled softly in Lu Zhishan's arms, watching the man's long fingers peel off the mule, and then delivered it to himself.

Mu Nanzhi took a bite. The black sesame was sweet and glutinous. She was very satisfied. She licked the black sesame filling on her lips and asked the man, "Where did this reed leaf come from?"

[All characters in this article are adults.]

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