Ji Xiaoyu gnawed on his pen cap and thought for a while, then asked: "Cheng, what is your full name?"

"Cheng Yutang."

"Hey, is yu a feather with the same feathers as me?"

"No, ‘and, give it. A spoonful is and’."

"What do you mean?" Ji Xiaoyu asked with a question mark, and then said a witty remark that he heard recently, "Cheng, can you speak human words?"

Mr. Cheng: "..."

It was originally human, but your kid couldn't understand without learning and skill! Cheng Yutang's forehead blue veins jumped suddenly, "It's the "and" between heaven and earth, black and white!"

"Oh, it's that simple, you said it earlier." Ji Xiaoyu said with a smile, "Then tang, is it a lollipop?"

Showing the literary talent to this guy is completely playing the piano. Cheng Yutang can see it, and this time simply replied: "It's Haitang's Tang."

"Oh, the begonia flower, it's beautiful, it's very beautiful, and you are very similar to Mr. Cheng!"

Cheng Yutang held his forehead and asked patiently, "Can you write it?"

"Yes, it will be done right away!" Ji Xiaoyu walked the dragon and snake with a single wave.

Cheng Yutang glanced at it, the handwriting was crooked, and the ghostly symbols were normal. It was so easy to see what was written.

"Here, Hongsheng President Cheng Yutang promised to provide Ji Xiaoyu with a security job. The starting salary is four thousand five thousand a month, five insurances and one housing fund, food and lodging are included. At the end of the year, a number of bonuses will be paid based on performance. The salary will be increased accordingly for the next year .

Ji Xiaoyu must come to report within ten days to ensure that he is serious and diligent during work, is always on call, and is never lazy.

The two sides use this evidence as proof that if the offender is struck by lightning, the gods will be destroyed.

Cheng Yutang: ______

Ji Xiaoyu: ______

Date: September 22, 2018"

Cheng Yutang: "..."

What the **** is this writing, isn't this kid giving himself a set?

Ji Xiaoyu didn't think there was anything wrong, and asked excitedly: "Cheng, I just wrote what you just said, is it okay?"

As a demon, he is not bound by the laws of the human world, but Ji Xiaoyu himself has a set of principles for being a demon (...). The thunder and the smashing of the gods are the most severe punishment he can think of. The greatest sincerity he can show.

Where did Cheng Yutang know the idea of ​​this pheasant, but he shook his head in his heart. How could it be okay? It was too problematic. He had never seen such an indecent contract with weird everywhere in his life.

but…

Glancing at Ji Xiaoyu's expectant eyes, Cheng Yutang's words changed again: "Okay, that's it."

This kid is clearly a money fan. At best, he just wants to make money from himself, and Cheng and Tang dare not say anything else, but there is no shortage of money, but he wants to see what he can do.

Ji Xiaoyu quickly said: "Then you can sign and draw a bet."

Without saying anything, Cheng Yutang picked up a pen to sign his name, then touched his index finger in the ink pad and pressed a bright red fingerprint on the signature.

Ji Xiaoyu followed the same pattern, and finally smiled crookedly while holding the handwritten notes: "Thank you Mr. Cheng, before I thought you didn't look like a kind person, but now I find that you are actually a good person!"

"..." Cheng Yutang found that talking to this kid would test his nerves too much, and said with a black thread: "I will arrange the work for you. This contract is a secret agreement between you and me, so you can save it yourself. Don’t just show it to others, and don’t blame me for not admitting it if you lose it."

If someone else sees this inexplicable thing that is not on the table, where will he put Mr. Cheng's face.

"Assassin, you don't usually make an appearance easily, understand!" Ji Xiaoyu happily folded the notes carefully and put them in his shirt pocket, patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, you can stay with you, and tell the dead. Death!"

Cheng Yutang: "..."

…

When Ji Xiaoyu returned to the small restaurant, a few diners filed out of the restaurant. As they passed by, Ji Xiaoyu faintly smelled a fragrant and smelly smell, as if someone poured a bottle of perfume into a sewer without a manhole cover.

He couldn't help wrinkling his nose and turned his head and glanced at these people.

There was a lean man with a sharp-mouthed monkey gill inside, slightly lifted his eyelids, a gleam of light in his squinted eyes, and then bowed his head and walked out.

"Xiao Yu, what are you doing outside? I just got a few more takeaway orders, just waiting for you to deliver them!"

Zhang Qiaoyan's eyes were sharp, and when she saw Ji Xiaoyu standing at the door, she immediately greeted him.

"Here." Ji Xiaoyu retracted his gaze and quickly walked into the small restaurant.

After work in the evening, when Zhang Qiaoyan returned home, Wu Yaoqiang went to the supermarket outside to buy supplements to send back to his mother. Ji Xiaoyu took Li Defa to sit down at the table, and made a pot of tea with the inferior Tieguanyin in the small restaurant. Pour a glass for Lao Litou, and then sit down on the opposite side.

With nothing to do with courtesy, whoever commits crimes or steals, this kid seems to be finally unable to restrain himself and comes to ask for a raise. Li Defa was confident, and tilted Erlang's legs and blew the tea foam on the water. After a couple of sips, he said slowly: "Okay, let's talk about it."

Ji Xiaoyu said: "Uncle Li, I want to resign."

Li Defa almost choked on the tea, he coughed for a long time before he came back, glared at him and said, "What are you talking about?!"

"I said, I want to resign." Ji Xiaoyu said sternly, "Uncle Li, I have been working with you for three months now, and I want to try another job."

Li Defa calmed down, and said politely, "Xiao Yu, the rural young people who have entered Ningcheng to work in the past two years have more flies than flies, but most of them can't find any serious things to do and can only go to the construction site to carry bricks and concrete. You This is because you don’t know what you are in the blessing. You tell the truth to Uncle Li, do you think that the salary is too low? You can also include food and lodging a month, which is really not low. You can find out if you just ask. It’s a lie to mention BMW and buy a villa in two years. Don’t be fooled. For your good performance in the past few months, from next month, Uncle Li will always be deceived. This will give you a rise of five hundred a month, which is as high as a strong son. This is the head office now!"

"Uncle Li, thank you for your kindness, but I'm sorry, I have decided to change my job." Ji Xiaoyu said sincerely, "In case I leave, the restaurant will be too busy, so you'd better hire a new guy in now. ."

He knew very well that with Li Defa's stingy temperament, this increase was already at the limit. The monthly increase is five hundred, and one month adds up to three thousand three. It is really higher on Screw Street, but it is still one thousand two less than Cheng and Tang's salary, and the gap is still relatively large.

Don't blame him for looking at the high mountains from this mountain. As a single father who wants to raise a baby, he is also forced by the situation.

What's more, he has already set up a written statement with Cheng Yutang, and after an appointment a week later, he will repay him.

Seeing that he was unmoved, Li Defa couldn't help but look a little ugly. He put his teacup on the table and said with an aura: "I have eaten more salt than you have eaten, so I don't need you to teach! What you just said I’m just as if you’re hot-headed and didn’t think about it clearly. Uncle Li doesn’t care about you. If you don’t want to do it, a lot of people will come and rush to do it. After this village, there will be no such shop. I’ll give you some more. Think about it for yourself every day."

After speaking, he walked away with his hands behind his back.

Ji Xiaoyu expected this reaction from Old Li Tou, although helpless, he did not intend to change his mind.

In fact, in addition to low wages, living in a small restaurant is also inconvenient, that is, sleeping.

Ji Xiaoyu has to incubate eggs every night and must avoid outsiders. Although Wu Yaoqiang moved to the first floor to go to bed, but from time to time he would run to the attic to take a shower or get something. There is no door in the attic, so you can see the entire narrow space when you stand on the top of the stairs.

Brother Qiangzi is a careless and rough guy. He doesn't think there is anything to avoid between him and Brother Ji. He never said hello before going upstairs, and he often caught Ji Xiaoyu by surprise. Ji Xiaoyu spoke euphemistically several times, but Wu Yaoqiang promised but didn't listen. Next time, he would just break in.

So Ji Xiaoyu not only can't sleep naked now, but also has to be careful not to let Wu Yaoqiang discover his secret, which is really a bit of a headache.

Let's say that that night, Ji Xiaoyu slept into the middle of the night, and suddenly heard a little movement. He opened his eyes vigilantly and found that Wu Yaoqiang was shirtless, wearing pants and holding a flashlight, looking for something, which looked like a thief at first glance.

He couldn't help holding his forehead and said, "Brother Qiangzi, what are you looking for?"

"Brother Ji, woke you up? I'm sorry." Wu Yaoqiang flashed his flashlight and pointed it directly at Ji Xiaoyu's face. His other hand was scratching his arm, "This is the National Day and there are many mosquitoes." , I want to drive a mosquito coil. I remember there is still a box, why didn’t I find it."

"In a shoe box in the cabinet, I put it away." Ji Xiaoyu stretched out his hand to block the light, and reluctantly lifted the bezel, got up and opened the door of the cabinet, took out the shoe box and handed it to Wu Yaoqiang.

As a monster, ordinary snakes, insects, rats and ants dare not get close, so he doesn't need mosquito coils and insecticides. After living in, he puts the mosquito coils in the cabinet.

"Thank you...huh, what is this?"

Ji Xiaoyu followed Wu Yaoqiang's sight to the bed, and it was broken, it was his egg!

He fell asleep just now, and he forgot about it!