The sun is shining in the sky, and the birds are chirping. Wake up Ji Xiaoyu, don't want to sleep well!

This is a consensus reached by all the spirits on Xiaoqingshan after experiencing countless blood and tears in the past six months.

The pheasant spirit, who used to have excessive energy and beckoning cats and dogs all day long, felt that life in the mountains was too monotonous and boring, so he went to work in Xingcheng near Xiaoqingshan early last year. It only worked for a year. At the end of the year, on a night of heavy rain and thunder and lightning, this guy suddenly came back. Within a few days, he was like a chicken, yawning listlessly all day long.

The foodies in the past have lost their appetite in the face of the most fat caterpillars, and are as lethargic as a diseased chicken that has only suffered from the disease. If anyone wakes him up in the middle of his sleep, or makes some noise that he can't sleep , That’s terrible. The fighting chicken in the pheasant will be red with red eyes and blow up hair. It will break into your nest and fight with you. If you don’t beat you, you will cry and make your mother **** pissing. You can’t sleep well for three days. I think he is not surnamed Ji!

Therefore, the spirits on Xiaoqingshan quickly succumbed to Ji Xiaoyu's **** and became quiet as chickens.

But this morning when it was just dark, I didn't know who suddenly set off a string of firecrackers, which crackled and exploded the whole land of Xiaoqingshan, shaking, and awakened all the animals, large and small, from their sleep.

When the firecrackers finished exploding, everyone was both angry and wondering, who was so brave enough to dare to openly challenge Ji Xiaoyu?

However, everyone had waited for a long time and didn't see the fried chicken rushing out of the nest to find someone to fight. It was strange.

Didn't Ji Xiaoyu hear it? Impossible, the firecrackers are 5,000-ring, but people who are not deaf can never hear them.

The rabbit who lived closest to Ji Xiaoyu raised his hand tremblingly to report: "Well, I saw Ji Xiaoyu come out of the nest at noon yesterday, picked a few fruits and ate it, and returned to the nest. Never came out again..."

Everyone was shocked at once, after so long, wouldn't Ji Xiaoyu be asleep?

Now when I think of it, that kid was really wrong when he came back, maybe he was sick, just in case he didn’t survive last night...

The spirits looked at each other, and their hearts were tight.

…

at the same time. Inside a cave on the hillside of Xiaoqingshan.

Ji Xiaoyu was neither deaf nor slept, nor did he have the time to find the guy who woke him up early in the morning by setting off firecrackers indiscriminately. He was sitting in his chicken coop covered with silk thatch with a face hanging on his face. To the dark circles, staring at the white egg underneath his **** that was bare and warm to the touch, the whole chicken was stupid.

This, this, where did this thing come from? He has no habit of eating eggs! Yesterday, he ate a few half-baked wild grapes all day, and his teeth were so sour that he almost fell.

After eating the wild grapes, he went back to the den and fell asleep just like the past six months. As a result, he started to have a stomachache in the middle of the night, and the pain caused him to die and roll around, until he almost collapsed in the middle of the night, unable to hold back into the original form of a pheasant.

In a daze, Ji Xiaoyu felt as if she was incontinent, she was pulled into the nest, her stomach became lighter, and the pain was much weaker, so she changed into a human form again...

At that time, he was too tired and sleepy, and didn't have the energy to clean up, so he fell asleep like that. It didn’t take long before he was awakened by the blast of firecrackers. He was about to roll up his sleeves and go out looking for someone desperately. Suddenly he found an egg under his butt. Other than that, there was nothing dirty in the den. The things, except for a little mess, are still as clean and dry as before.

In contact with my lack of appetite and sleepiness all day long in the past few months, and the bouts of pain in my stomach last night, there seems to be only one truth...

Oh leak! This is even more unacceptable X100 times than being unable to control the stent muscles to pull Baba in the nest!

Heaven, earth, he is obviously a male, and his haws are growing on him, how could he lay an egg?

This unscientific!

After living for twenty years, Ji Xiaoyu has never encountered such an outrageous thing, let alone this happened to him.

He seemed to have been struck by lightning, with his frizzy hair, staring at the delicate little white egg in the nest, which was slightly smaller than an ordinary house egg, just like looking at a timing ｜ □ □ The same, he was so scared that he backed away again and again, for fear that the little white egg would suddenly explode and send himself to the west.

"Xiaoyu, are you okay? You haven't moved for so long, and the firecrackers haven't exploded you. Everyone is worried, so let the old man come over and see what's going on."

At this moment, a trembling old voice rang out of the cave, and an old monkey with gray fur came in.

Ji Xiaoyu was so scared that he gave a "quack" and sat down on the ground. When he realized that there was an egg lying in the middle of his chicken coop, it was too late when he wanted to pounce on it and hide it. The old monkey's dim old eyes, which had been squinted all the year round, were as big as bull's eyes. They stared at the little white egg for a while, then turned to stare at Ji Xiaoyu and looked up and down.

Ji Xiaoyu said incoherently: "Grandpa Hou, that egg is not mine! It was there as soon as I woke up, and I don't know where it came from! Really, you believe me, there is absolutely nothing to do with me. !"

"Really, I'll take it back and cook and eat." Hou Changsheng turned into a shriveled old man, grabbed the little white egg from the thatch, and made a gesture to go outside.

"No!" Ji Xiaoyu was panicked for a moment, and rushed over to stop the old man without thinking, "That's the egg I laid, you can't eat it!"

"Oh, it turned out that you laid the egg. I won't say it earlier." Hou Changsheng nodded slowly, and then handed the little white egg over.

Ji Xiaoyu covered her mouth that was accidentally bald, and glared at the little white egg in Hou Changsheng's hand for a long time before shaking her hands to take it, and wailed in a collapsed voice: "Yes, I laid this egg! But I am. Why can a rooster lay eggs?! And why are you not surprised at all, Grandpa Hou!"

Hou Changsheng said unpredictably: "Rooster laying eggs is indeed rare in the world, but I have seen the same thing before, so it's not that surprising."

"What? No way!" Ji Xiaoyu said in disbelief, "Which other rooster has lay eggs?"

Hou Changsheng said: "Your father, Ji Dahua, otherwise you think how you came from, you haven't hatched from your father's egg."

This sentence is too informative, and Ji Xiaoyu is simply messed up in the wind: "Me, my father? Where is he? Is he still alive? And my mother—no, do I have a mother? Or do I have two fathers? Ah, ah, what is going on, Grandpa Hou, please tell me!"

Ji Xiaoyu was completely confused, if it weren't for holding his own egg in his hand, he would grab Hou Changsheng's shoulder and shake it vigorously.

He has never seen his parents. He has been an orphan since he was a child. Hou Changsheng pulled him up. He always thought he was hatched from an ordinary mountain egg, but by chance, Lingzhi could be transformed into a human being. Today, I will actually hear such an explosive news.

Hou Changsheng sighed and said, "Don't worry, listen to me slowly."

It turns out that Ji Dahua is also a fine male pheasant on Xiaoqingshan. Because he likes the prosperity and colorfulness of the human world, he pretended to be an ordinary human and entered the city more than 20 years ago. Then he fell in love with a male human and lived with him. Together. Once Ji Dahua accidentally exposed the original form, his partner was frightened at first, but in the end, his love for Ji Dahua defeated the fear of monsters, accepted the fact that he was a pheasant spirit, and kept his mouth tight.

After the two were together for a few months, Ji Dahua somehow had a genetic mutation and lay an egg. As a result, a few days later, the wind was accidentally leaked, and it was known to outsiders. Following the rumors that the eggs laid by the roosters have a great effect of nourishing, mortals can prolong their lives if eaten, and spirits can increase their cultivation. Therefore, this male egg has attracted a lot of coveted and snatched by people and demons. In order to protect their eggs, Ji Dahua and her partner launched an arduous struggle with a group of young people, and finally ended up with the most powerful opponent.

Before she died, Ji Dahua entrusted the little chicken cubs who had just hatched from the eggshell to Xiaoqingshan's most respected Hou Changsheng, and asked him to help pull the big one. If the baby chicken cub is just an ordinary pheasant, if he can be transformed into a human being, he will be named Ji Xiaoyu. If there is no special situation, it is best not to tell him his life experience and the experience of his parents, so as not to increase the trouble. . As long as the son can live his life safely and smoothly, their husband and wife will be able to look down.

Hou Changsheng dutifully became a nanny, the little chicken cub automatically transformed into a fat baby after the full moon, so he named Ji Xiaoyu. Hou Changsheng always remembered Ji Dahua's instructions back then, and never revealed his life experience to Ji Xiaoyu, the little guy grew up to twenty years old carefree and heartless. He originally thought that this secret would be kept forever, but he didn't expect that Ji Xiaoyu was also gifted and inherited his father's ability to lay eggs. Seeing this child was scared and almost confused, he had to tell the story of the year.

Ji Xiaoyu's eyes blushed as he listened. He felt sorry for his two fathers, and sacrificed his life in order to protect him. He didn't know until now.

"It's been so many years. Don't be too sad. If you live well, your two fathers will be at ease in the sky." Hou Changsheng saw that he was sad, and deliberately changed the subject, "Speaking of which, Xiaoyu, why are you alone? Run back to Xiaoqingshan to lay eggs, where is your husband?"

"..." Ji Xiaoyu was flushed instantly, and the whole chicken was going to be bad, "Wh, what husband? Grandpa Hou, what are you kidding, I am a cock, how can I have a husband?!"