Pirates: The Mechanic of the Straw Hats

Luffy: Got it!

“He is a candidate for general.”

Karl:???

Do I still have to praise you for being a smart little guy who can draw inferences from one example?

It’s not that the Straw Hats reacted too strongly, it was mainly because the three generals of the Navy were all natural systems, which made several people subconsciously compare the natural system and The admiral is connected.

But in reality? The natural system also has its advantages and disadvantages, and the user is the most important.

“Bastard, what do you mean by being a candidate for general? You obviously made this up on the fly!”

Nami was numb. In anger, she turned into a fanged demon again and fired a crazy output at Luffy’s head.

“A candidate for general is a candidate for general!”Luffy explained with an aggrieved look.

Smoker: ??? So it’s still a general, right?

“As I said, I am not a general!”

“Do you have any serious illness?”

And just when Luffy and the others were discussing what to do next, the navy on the island finally arrived and immediately surrounded the entire square on three levels inside and three levels outside.

“Straw Hat Pirates, you are surrounded by us!”

“Therefore, I advise you to hurry up and release the captured hostage Colonel Smoker. On behalf of the Navy, we can let you forget the past.”

“Bastard, when did I become a hostage? Smoker, who was lying on the ground, immediately cursed,”Besides, don’t worry about me, just attack directly!” Be sure to keep these people here”

“absolute…They cannot be allowed to enter the Grand Line.”

After saying that, Smoker was like a deflated rubber ball, lying on the ground motionless, looking like he was ready to take whatever he wanted and had no regard for life or death.

But even though he said this, his men Don’t believe it all!

After all, he is also a colonel from the headquarters, and he is also a natural fruit ability user.

Well, that’s right, not only Luffy and the others, but also all the navy in Rogge Town who take orders from Smoker , in fact, they have already associated the nature department with the position of admiral.

In their view, Smoker is a man destined to go back to be an admiral. He came to the East China Sea and Rogge Town just to experience and brush up. It’s just a resume.

And if Smoker succeeds in promotion, as the saying goes, one person can ascend to heaven, then wouldn’t all his subordinates have the opportunity to go further?

So now Smoker wants to die heroically, but none of his subordinates will be willing..

You know, if a navy admiral candidate dies in front of them, will the navy headquarters pretend that they didn’t see anything?

It’s just the most basic thing to express anger.

“Ahem, the Straw Hat Pirates, right? I advise you to calm down! As long as Colonel Smoker is released, everything will be easy.”

The leading navy man persuaded earnestly with a big loudspeaker.

“Hiss~~say that…”

After hearing this, the Straw Hat Pirates immediately formed a circle and chatted for a few words. When they raised their heads again, everyone had a sly smile on their face.

“It’s good if you know, if you don’t want to get out of my way!”

“You don’t want to see your colonel hacked to death by one of our swords.”

With that said, Smoker, who was already lying in a corpse state, was pulled up by Karl and forced to open the business. Sauron’s long knife was also placed around his neck.

“Let us go, we let him go”

“good! I promise you!”The navy holding the trumpet didn’t even think twice and agreed to Karl’s conditions.

“Bastard, how can justice compromise with pirates?”

“Attack, I order you to attack!”

“Attack! Smoker shouted excitedly, but the navy in front of him looked at each other, and no one dared to take the first step.

“Shut up!”

Nami couldn’t stand it anymore, so she hit Smoker’s head directly.

Duang~~

Does it sound good? If it sounds good, it’s a good head!

“Damn woman, the bounty is only 10,000 beli…”

As soon as she heard this number, Nami was immediately furious. She grabbed Smoker’s face and started talking about it, cursing in her mouth without stopping for a moment:

“What happened to 10,000 Baileys? What happened to you with 10,000 Baileys?”

“Ten thousand beli eats your rice!”

“Bullshit naval colonel, bah~ there is no good guy in the navy.”

Navies:…..

“Ahem~~Nami, it’s almost done! Everyone is waiting impatiently.”

After a while, Karl pulled Nami away with some embarrassment, but Nami was still like a crazy little female cat, baring her teeth and claws, very ferocious.

Looking at Smoker’s face, she had already been scratched several times. The originally handsome middle-aged uncle suddenly turned into a big-faced man and could no longer deceive the little girl.

“you…”

Smoker was extremely angry. Where had he ever experienced such humiliation?

I think back then, he was also the number one in the boot camp. He was so high-spirited and happy.

Who would have thought that now, he would be so humiliated by a group of pirates whose total bounty was less than 30 million beli. Where would he put his face?

It’s better to just die!

Thinking of this, Smoker was heartbroken and took the initiative to hit Sauron’s knife, but was slapped back by Karl with a big blow.、

“Are you still putting aside your grievances? What do you have to feel aggrieved about?”

“You can sneak attack me even when I eat ice cream. Am I not more aggrieved than you?”

“We just came here to buy some supplies, but we were surrounded by your navy. Are we not more aggrieved than you?”

“You are still holding on to your grievances!”

“It is only natural for the navy to catch pirates!”Smog said firmly.

“Who said we are pirates?”

Everyone:???

“Anyone who hangs the pirate flag is a pirate!”

“Oh, then let’s go back and hang the navy flag! Simple and easy to draw!”

“you dare!!! Impersonating a navy is a serious crime!”

“Fuck you! Flying the pirate flag is a pirate, flying the navy flag is pretending! It’s whatever you say, right?”

“you…”Smoker was speechless again.

Thinking about it this way, there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with it.

Why hanging the pirate flag means you are a pirate, but hanging the navy flag means you are a pirate?….

It’s broken, I feel like I’m going to have a brain again.

“sophistry!”Smorg couldn’t figure it out, so he could only come up with a universal statement.

Although I can’t tell you, I can declare your answer invalid.

“You have a bounty, you are pirates!”

“I still have something to say! Why does the Navy put a bounty on us? We didn’t do anything bad!”

“Fart, you obviously…”

“You’re the one farting. I know what you want to say. Didn’t we fight a few pirates, but they all have bounties. If you set a bounty, is it still a crime for others to catch them?”

“Then we beat two navy captains, but they deserved it. What they did was no different from pirates, and we didn’t kill them. In the end, they were not handed over to the navy. At most, they were beaten up.”

“What’s wrong? Your navy is so valuable that you won’t be criticized or beaten when you do bad things?”

Karl waved his hands and was very angry with himself.

He suddenly discovered that all the navies in this world seemed to be the same and stupid.

“you…snort! sophistry!”

“Tsk~ Too lazy to tell you! I also want to know why the navy puts a bounty on us! We are obviously Sanhao citizens! A good partner of justice”

“Stop insulting justice, you guys…”

“Shut up!”

Nami angrily took out a pair of unworn socks from the shopping bag on her body. When she saw that they were hers, she felt a little distressed. Then she felt in another bag and took out a pair of socks. Fei bought them, then Tuanba Tuanba, and stuffed them into Smoker’s mouth.

Anyway, these socks are not valuable, they are all discounted, and five hundred beli can buy a big bag, so it is not too painful to waste them.

Smoker:”Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”~~”(You are bullying others too much!)