Pet King

What is benevolence? Give birth to justice and kill yourself!

Xi Songjiang and Uncle Liu Huang themselves did not have much outstanding ability, but they could achieve one side's dominance, relying on virtue to serve others, relying on kindness! Let's not talk about how authentic the "Water Margin" and "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" are, but at least it can prove that the ancient Chinese valued the word "benevolent".

Lv Wan is led by evildoing, Baishan filial piety first. Except that the word "filial piety" is too big, and "loyalty" and "filial piety" are difficult to achieve, "benevolent" and "righteousness" are above all else.

Scrutinize carefully. The official values ​​"benefits" more, while the folks value "righteousness." This is probably because the word "righteousness" is always associated with "rebellion" ...

How can you be worthy of the three words "benevolent cat"?

This is the third elf he sees, and the first rare pet he can recognize. Schrödinger's quantum cat, Xinghai, is a fantasy elf born out of pure belief and conviction, unable to distinguish between species; the golden cat of Cleopatra VII, Fina, was the original Egyptian cat two thousand years ago, modern people I've never seen it before, and I can't tell the difference.

At the first sight of this cat, Zhang Zi'an saw it and confirmed its type. It is a black-striped Chinese civet cat, which is just like a fake bag, which is exactly the same as the "renyi cat" with Chinese characteristics. match.

What's not fun is that it also wears a gray blazer and a bamboo bucket.

Exactly because it is wearing a bamboo bucket, Zhang Zi'an cannot see its face, and it is impossible to take a high-definition uncoded photo of it!

It lay on the ground beside the stove in a "peasant's hoe" posture, lowering its head, as if it was heating a fire, and it seemed to be snoring.

Zhang Zi'an took two steps over there, and observed him closer.

This is an old cat at least ten years old, the hair has lost its luster and is no longer dense, the muscles of the chest and abdomen are loose, and the beard is soft and slightly bent.

The average lifespan of a tortoiseshell cat is about 14 years. The indoor, slim, and sterilized cats will live longer. Ten-year-old cats are no doubt old cats.

It seems to be unprepared. Just walk over and uncover its bucket, and you can probably capture it.

When Zhang Zi'an was thinking of doing so, he suddenly thought of the game's hint-forcibly capturing this pet would bring extremely high danger.

Is it a "forced capture" to uncover it? He wasn't sure. When he thought of the words "giving up righteousness and killing himself," he didn't dare to try it easily. He always felt that the back of his neck was cold ...

Xun Xiaoxue greeted him: "Mr. Manager, come and sit here! Boss, I want tea!"

The maidservant and the store's Xiao Er both stared at him because of this strange title, and could not figure out what the relationship between them was.

Xiaodian Xiaoer walked over with the menu, "What would the customer want?"

Qijiang Qianxue took the menu with his left hand and held the phone with his right hand to take pictures of the varieties and prices on the menu.

瞬间 Instant explosion in live room!

屮 艸 芔 茻 "I 屮 艸 芔 茻! The cheapest jasmine tea and rose tea is 388 pots!"

"One cheapest refreshment package 588!"

"Dahongpao 988! Biluochun 888!"

"A pot of Tieguanyin 1288! A pot of Tieguanyin 1888!"

"If the pot is as big as the water tank, I can still accept it ..."

"Crying! I can't even drink tea in the future ..."

"Don't you drink this tea to make it immortal?"

[Chu Yurongzhi] rewarded two hairy crabs and left a message: "Xiao Xue take tea."

[Zhan's doll] rewarded a hairy crab and left a message: "The demon spirit on duty police asked Xiaoxue to drink tea."

[Coastal Aboriginal] rewarded five bear paws and left a message: "If you want to drink, drink well."

靠 "Fuck! Tyrant appears!"

"Is the police on duty real or fake?"

"壕 Is n’t there a pendant on the thigh? The one who went to college and was also college."

[Coastal Aboriginal]: "Not native, but indigenous!"

Xiaoxue pointed to the menu and said to the shop junior: "I want a gourmet Tieguanyin refreshment package."

"Okay, 2888, please pay first, cash, credit card, and online transfer are all acceptable." The shop little nodded.

Qianjiang Qianxue transfer 2888.

"Please wait for a while." The second shoper raised his voice: "A gourmet Tieguanyin refreshment package!"

"Okay!" The female treasurer responded.

Xiaodian Xiao Er transferred to the back kitchen and seems to be also a chef.

The maidservant picked up two bottles of Fiji mineral water from under the counter, and grumbled into the silver kettle on the counter.

有人 Someone spoke in the live room.

[Tea Way]: "As the saying goes, the device is the father of tea, and the water is the mother of tea. The kettles may be silver, copper, iron and earthenware pots. Choose different ones according to guests and tea Pot to boil water. "

"Great God is taught!"

"You can still stand up after watching the live broadcast, and earn it!"

"Ask God, what's the difference between these types of pots? I'll go out and pretend after I know!"

[Tea Way]: "The great gods dare not be taken for granted, the tea ceremony has a long history, and I only know a little bit about it. In short, iron pots add rhyme and silver pots make incense. Iron pots are suitable for heavy fermented teas such as black tea and Pu'er; and silver The pot can sterilize and soften the water quality. It is suitable for lightly fermented Tieguanyin and green tea. The shape of this iron pot is extraordinary, it should be an old iron pot handmade by hibiscus. I use less copper pots, and I dare not comment. The words are similar to iron pots. The clay pots are suitable for icebergs and snow water ... In the domestic situation, I am afraid that the heavy metals in the pots have exceeded the standard, and I have never dared to use them, but the pots are definitely high-level. I guess the water should be Kunlun Mountain mineral water. In addition, roasted tea in southern Yunnan is also used in clay pots. "

"Kneel to the Great God!"

"In other words ~ www.readwn.com ~ Considering the increased gravitational potential energy that is transported here from the flat land, people's tea starts at 388, which is really not expensive ... Unfortunately, I still can't drink it."

"Kneel down the Xueba upstairs!"

"Second Olympic! This tea house is too high! Let's make tea with my ancestral electric kettle honestly ..."

"I thought that the 300 yuan self-service cat washing by the store manager was dark enough. I didn't expect that one store was even darker than the other!"

观众 Some viewers also suggested: "Xiao Xue, let the store manager look at this menu, remember to point the camera at his face, we are going to make an emoticon!"

"You are too cheap upstairs, but I like it!"

"Haha! Agree! See how he pretends this time!"

"According to the last routine, he should order the cheapest jasmine tea."

Even the [Binhai Indigenous People], who usually do not give rewards and do not speak, rarely echoed: "Yes! Let the stupid kid look away! His mother can't believe him!"

Qijiang Qianxue saw that everyone wanted Zhang Zi'an to be very interested, and didn't want to dispel everyone's interest, and greeted Zhang Zi'an: "Mr. Manager, what do you want? There is a menu here."

Zhang Zi'an's whole thoughts were on how to capture this benevolent cat. She greeted her two or three times before coming slowly.

Xiaodian Xiaoer brought a delicate plate of dim sum and dried fruit from the back kitchen, put it on the table and asked, "What would the guest officer want?"

All people in the live broadcast room are waiting to see Zhang Zi'an's joke. Even Jiang Tianda, who is far away in the president's office of the Jiang Group Building, has put his work aside, and is waiting to see Zhang Zi'an ugly.

子 Zhang Zi'an took a casual look at the menu and said calmly, "A glass of white water, add ice."