Pet King

Xiaozhuang's adoption process in family B was very smooth at the beginning. He expressed his intention of adoption. The person in charge of family b asked him to go through a "simple" adoption procedure.

This "simple" procedure stunned Xiaozhuang who had never seen a big storm.

At this point, Xiaozhuang said, "Do you know what the adoption conditions are?"

He scratched his fingers and said, "First, you must leave a copy of your ID card and hukou book, and the ID card must be taken by hand ... When my special lady saw this, she almost thought she was in the game. ! "

"Second, you must accept a return visit, and you cannot use qq or WeChat videos to replace it. You must accept unconditional surprise visits. When you see this, I thought that I was not only in the game, but also the second wife. Parole offender! "Xiaozhuang was so excited that he took a look at Tingting." For Tingting, I can barely agree to the first one, but if I am not at home, they suddenly come back to visit and let Ting Ting himself dealt with them at home ... Seriously, I'm not assured. There are people out there this year, what if I get a wolf into the room? "

"It's not like that, don't think too much about others!" The strange girl emphasized, "because it is adopted at no cost, and some people do not know how to cherish it, they start to abuse it after adoption. There have been many such examples before, so Will have stricter adoption rules! "

"I don't know how to cherish it if I don't pay for it. I agree with this view." Zhang Zi'an nodded cheerfully.

The strange girl gave him a stern glance.

"This request is too much, isn't it?" Said another fat girl who couldn't help but said, "A woman like me is not afraid to come back for a visit, but holding an ID card to take a picture? Sorry, I really can't accept this, just in case What if they took my photo for a loan? Now there are n’t many microcredits on the Internet. Just send a photo of your ID card and you can easily approve thousands of loans ... Actually I want to adopt A cat, but if that's the case, it's fine, I'd rather spend money on one. "

"This is how you promote the arrogance of the pet black heart industry chain! Because you are afraid of trouble, fear of this, and that, how many innocent pets will be abandoned, abused, and finally homeless?" Whose stranger does anyone catch? Questioning the adoption a little, she shuddered without hesitation.

The fat girl, as she described herself, is an authentic woman. She directly rushed back: "Do n’t kidnap me with morals, I ’m not a saint, and I do n’t want to be a saint. I just want to offer my love within my ability But if giving love can cause trouble for myself, then how far can love go? "

"Oh, hypocritical pet pets are like you!" The strange girl turned to her lips.

"Oh, Our Lady Adopts My Wife!"

The strange girl blushed with anger. "You ... who you say is adopted by the Virgin ..." Her lips moved several times, but she still couldn't say the last word.

"I didn't say anyone, I'll take my seat right." The fat girl lowered her head, chopped the last rice in the bowl into her mouth, and raised the volume, shouting, "Lady, add rice!"

Most of the girls come to eat, and each portion of rice in the snack bar is enough, most of the girls will be left, causing waste, so their couple recently reduced the amount of rice as appropriate, but today they met a big stomach king, she has already This is the second time I have asked for rice.

Aunt Li added her a bowl of freshly steamed rice, and the fat girl grunted and chopped rice in her mouth, while muttering, "The place recommended by Xiaoxue tastes good." It seems that the tearing with the Virgin sister does not affect her Eating mood.

The torture war between the sisters made the men present embarrassed. Until their quarrel ended, Xiao Zhuang continued to say with confidence: "I haven't finished it just now, I heard the first two conditions, and I have already retreated. , But I do n’t want to turn around and run like I did at home a. Based on the principle of beginning and ending, I continue to listen hard, and the more I listen, the more **** ... ”

Xiaozhuang said that in addition to taking photos with an ID card and accepting unscheduled home visits, the third adoption condition of house b is to provide a real estate certificate and a stable income certificate for local own housing in Binhai City, but he is still in college I just use my spare time to work. I have a house but the owner is not him. Where can I get a real estate certificate and a stable income certificate? When he saw the third one, he understood that the adoption road in family B was completely blocked.

"A real estate certificate and proof of income? Are you sure this is an adoption of a pet, not a blind date?" Another male diner, who had never spoken, looked up.

"A blind date doesn't need proof of income? How much can be bragging, this should be the material to go to the bank to get a credit card." Another male guest said ruthlessly ~ www.readwn.com ~ Xiaozhuang shrugged, "but There is a half-word imagination, and thunder and thunder have sent me over. "

Tingting twisted him fiercely, not letting him swear casually.

The Virgin and Mother hurriedly argued: "This is to allow pets to have a stable home, otherwise moving to and from is not good for pets, it is abusive to pets!"

"I'm a low-end migrant worker, not a Binhai native, renting a house, often moving landlords to increase rent. Why don't I move to a cheaper place? According to that, I'm not as good as a dog?" The male diner pointed at his nose, although it was obviously a self-effacing statement from his clothing.

Although the Virgin and Sister did not answer directly, her contempt eyes have fully demonstrated that the low-end migrant workers have no human rights.

"This is not over." Xiaozhuang said more and more vigorously. "The fourth one is not as harsh as the previous ones, but the one I don't understand is the fourth one."

"Oh, come and listen." The crowd was more curious.

Xiaozhuang cleared his throat and recalled: "The fourth rule is that after adoption, the cat food fed must not be less than 400 yuan a bag, and must be imported cat food, otherwise it will be recovered by the adoption agency even if it is abusive pets. I was wondering about pets. The man clearly said that the cat was a stray cat. He had a miserable life before and was hungry. Now I want to adopt it, at least to make it full, but because he does n’t feed high-priced cats. Liang said I abused the cat? "

Zhang Zi'an heard this, and smiled with confidence, "Did B family still specify the brand and channel for purchasing cat food?"

"Well? How do you know?" Xiaozhuang asked in surprise.

"It's very simple." Zhang Zi'an gave a glance to the Virgin and Sister. "Because in addition to the black heart industry chain for pet breeding, there is also a black heart industry chain for pet adoption assistance ... If I'm not mistaken, another identity of family b Probably the agent of that cat food! "