Pet King

Zhang Zi'an has seen other people ’s hanging basket rattan chairs before, and I find it very novel. I saw couples sitting on a double hanging basket rattan chair. I and I watched someone ’s child sitting in a single hanging basket with a storybook or iPad after school. The rattan chair swayed and seemed to be very comfortable, but he had neither a girlfriend nor a child, so he just forgot about it.

π didn't have a suitable bed. He remembered that the hanging basket rattan chair seemed to be suitable for it, so he came up with the idea of ​​online shopping-this thing in the physical store must be expensive, and the styles are not as rich as those on the Internet, which is more troublesome to pick.

The biggest advantage of buying in a physical store is that you can sit up and try it on the spot, but not to mention the fact that π cannot leave the pet store at present, even if it can leave the pet store, it will cause trouble to take it out.

Zhang Zi'an commissioned Sun Xiaomeng to help with the artificial breeding permit when Richard came to the pet shop. This document is for wild animals. Although rhesus monkeys are also considered wild animals, China prohibits private breeding of primates—unless Raise your own wife and children.

Primates, such as monkeys and orangutans, are close relatives to humans. The virus they carry will infect humans, especially a virus called HerpesB. Monkeys carrying this virus will rarely develop disease, but once transmitted to humans The fatality rate is as high as 80%.

Likewise, monkeys and orangutans can be infected by human-borne viruses, such as ordinary flu, which can be fatal to them.

In addition, monkeys may also carry rabies virus, but private individuals cannot take them at the risk of breaking the law to take them to a regular hospital for vaccination against rabies.

Juvenile monkeys and orangutans are adorable and cute, but they may become violent and aggressive after sexual maturity. These are the reasons why the state prohibits private breeding of primates.

π is not an animal, let alone a primate. It is an elf that borrows the appearance of a monkey, but cannot explain it to others. Therefore, it is best not to bring π to the world for security, otherwise May cause unnecessary trouble, let alone take it to a furniture store to try a hanging basket rattan chair.

Richard had almost died because of a latent virus in the body, because it was a real animal. However, as a utopian elf, π does not carry the virus in his body, and there is no need to worry that the virus will be transmitted to pet shop customers.

After all, Zhang Zi'an was not a guerrilla performing monkeys on the streets. Those people led monkeys to make money on the streets and lanes, specializing in digging into small cities without considering the consequences, but he couldn't.

He moved the mouse, browsed the explosive basket rattan chairs on the e-commerce website, stared at the propaganda on the page, and murmured in his heart-what is imported PE rattan? What is food-grade environmental protection rattan? Can this food be eaten or what?

The load-bearing capacity is 300 pounds ... more than enough.

Cushion stuffing ... wouldn't it be black heart cotton?

What color is better?… Monkeys should be more forgiving.

Initially optimistic about the size, style and color, he went to see the comments of other buyers. I didn't know. I was surprised at first. What kind of boom was bent and deformed and broke his family. The rattan smelled bad for a few days. It is a headache to clean and smoke. In comparison, peeling paint or placing it unstable are trivial things.

One ca n’t, and another one, or not, another one ... The time on the Internet is always passing fast. When Zhang Zian finally picks a lot of options, he finds a shop that seems to be of good quality and expensive. The order was placed, half an hour after he turned on the computer.

Looking at the four-digit number on the payment interface, he nodded heartily, and then quickly closed the webpage to prevent himself from regret.

He stretched his waist and was about to stand up, but found that π didn't know when he was coming, leaning on the sofa arm, staring at the display with interest, round brown eyes full of curiosity, glasses The film reflects the picture of the display screen, still holding its unknown book in his hand.

"Π, do you want to play with the computer?" Zhang Zi'an pointed to the computer on the coffee table.

π should know what a computer is and how to use it. After all, it used a chat room in the library to ask readers for help.

"Squeak!"

It hesitated, stood still, grabbed its chest, and scratched its neck, as if it was irritable, but did not move because of shyness or some other reason.

The action of π is really like a monkey, and as a young monkey, it is as innocent and cute as a human child, but those big and round eyes are often sparking with sparks of wisdom, which makes people curious. , Wondering what it was thinking.

Zhang Zi'an was particularly puzzled. Π was very shy and he couldn't speak. He obviously wanted to play computer. Why didn't he just play?

"Are you afraid of breaking it?" He guessed and smiled at it. "It doesn't matter. It's an old computer. It's worthless. There's nothing important in it. It's fine even if it's broken."

"Squeak!"

Pi's left hand clasped the nameless book tightly, and his right hand was folded together, taking a small step forward.

Are you afraid that I or someone else will steal its book? So afraid to put down the book? Because it is difficult to hold books when playing computer.

Zhang Zi'an groaned for a moment, stood up from the sofa, and said, "Ah, I just remembered that the work downstairs has not been finished yet, it's definitely not possible to rely on those two goods ... π, you have to stay for a while first. I'll go downstairs. "

With that said, he hurried out of the living room, and by the way half covered the door, leaving only a small gap.

He stumbled downstairs and saw that Wang Qian and Li Kun were almost packed, so they let them go back to school to prepare for the exam, and then told Lu Yiyun a few words. Then he turned around and returned lightly. The second floor.

Looking through the crack of the door, π has been staring at the computer screen, as if it was something very attractive. It looked around, Zhang Zi'an was absent, the elves went downstairs again, and there was only himself in the whole room. His expression relaxed, carefully sitting on the sofa, and placing the scarlet unknown book by the laptop.

At this time, the alleys from the neighborhood committee suddenly heard the voices of the aunts from the neighborhood.

Pi was frightened, holding the unknown book in his arms like lightning, Tiaoluo hid behind the sofa, curled up in the corner and shivered.

Zhang Zi'an secretly exclaimed.

He heard it. Grandma Gu was talking in the alley, sitting firmly on the top chair of the neighborhood committee.

The aunts of the neighborhood committees usually fight with the shopkeepers in this street, and they have a loud voice in order to collect sanitation, management, public maintenance and garbage disposal fees, which can be separated by half a street. can hear. Zhang Zi'an's Qiyuan Pet Store and Sun Xiaomeng's Lingyu Pet Clinic are the focus of Grandma Gu's attention. In addition to the common toll items, they are additionally charged for animal quarantine fees and urban road occupation fees.

Now that the New Year is beginning, and it ’s almost the Lunar New Year, Grandma Gu led the aunts of the neighborhood committees to come out to carry out the Spring Thunder operation, and strive to fire the first shot of the New Year, exceeding the charging target for the quarter.

Listening to this voice, Grandma Gu will soon go to the front door of the pet shop to pay for the door. The key is that her big voice scared Pi, who was finally sitting down and playing computer.

No way, Zhang Zi'an could only go back downstairs and send her away first.

He had just stepped downstairs and Granny Gu, wearing a red armband, came in the door.

Grandma Gu is over sixty years old this year, full of energy, walking up and down, and doing things well, can be said to be the number one big boss on Zhonghua Road.

"Yo, Xiao Anzi, you can make this place ..." Granny Gu looked at the shop with a smile. She was wearing a green down vest, and a pair of reading glasses tied with a string dangled on her chest.

"Oh, generally ... Grandma Gu, your body is awesome, the younger you live, the younger you are!" Zhang Zian said flatly, "Is it here to collect health expenses?"

"Isn't it!" Grandma Gu looked down at Lu Yiyun, who was painting with her head down. "Xiao Anzi, have you hired a helper here? It should have been so long ago. I used to pay for your grandma. You are often away, grandma. I always Eat behind closed doors. "

"Hehe." Zhang Zi'an wouldn't say that he had deliberately run away when there was no business before.

He couldn't hide today, and was blocked in the store. He had the consciousness to face the big boss and obediently pulled out his wallet. "Grandma Gu, how much do you collect this quarter?"

"452 pieces of 8 hairs."

"The price is up again!" Zhang Zi'an complained.

"We all charge according to the charter. The charges have been adjusted uniformly, and we can only increase the price.... Let's wipe it for you, just pay 452." Granny Gu said boldly.

Zhang Zi'an: "..." At least erase these two, what's the matter of erasing 8 hairs?

After complaining, he still paid as much as he could.

The neighborhood committee does not accept online transfers and must pay cash. As soon as he saw that the money in his wallet was not enough, Lu Yiyun took the money from the counter and handed it to Granny Gu.

Grandma Gu issued a receipt for him to exchange the invoice with the neighborhood committee in a few days.

"Oh, I almost forgot, Xiao Anzi, please fill this out and hand it in when you change the invoice." Grandma Gu handed him another form.

"What's this?" Zhang Zi'an worried, saying that the neighborhood committee had developed a new charging project again?

"Your business here is good. Grandma, I heard that your shop is quite famous online, right?" Grandma Gu put on reading glasses and asked while counting money.

"Uh ... generally." Zhang Zi'an answered cautiously. He dared to brag everyone, but he didn't dare to face Grandma Gu.

He didn't know if Grandma Gu's question was a shocking trap. What if she admits that she would raise the price after she became famous?

"That's it. After comprehensive consideration by our neighborhood committee, we decided to recommend you to participate in our May Day labor model in Dongcheng District, so you have to fill out this form." In my pocket, I looked around without any outsiders, and said in a low voice, "Xiao Anzi, do n’t be too honest when you fill out the form. It ’s okay to exaggerate a little. Everyone is doing this. I can be regarded as a model of the May Day labor. My neighborhood committee and Granny Gu also have light on my face. "

"Okay, I know ..." Zhang Zi'an didn't like to participate in such troublesome things. After all, there was no economic benefit, but Grandma Gu spoke, and he was afraid to disobey.

"Okay, then grandma, I'm leaving now, and I have to go to another house to pay." Grandma Gu left contentedly.

As soon as she stepped out of the store, Zhang Zi'an took the form and followed.

"Wait a minute! Grandma Gu!"

"Xiao Anzi, what's wrong? Grandma's new year's money should be paid so early?" Grandma Gu stopped immediately.

"That's not ..." Zhang Zi'an said with confidence that no one had given me new year money.

He pointed at the form and laughed, "Grandma Gu, have you made a mistake? This form was selected for the 38th Red Banner ..."

Fortunately, he found it in time. If he filled in this form somehow and returned it, his whole name would be ruined.

"Cough! I'm confused at grandma!" Grandma Gu patted her thigh and pulled out another form from her bag and handed it to him, "Here! This should be a model for May Day labor. See if it?"

Zhang Zi'an checked it and confirmed that he was right this time.

When Grandma Gu left, he threw the forms and receipts aside, returned to the second floor again, and quietly looked through the crack in the living room door.

Grandma Gu's voice is too big. While she was talking to Zhang Zi'an at the door, Pi seemed to be hiding behind the sofa tremblingly.

π is different from Xinghai, it is not afraid of people, but it is afraid that people take away its nameless book, and even hold the book tightly while sleeping at night.

As Grandma Gu's voice drifted away, she raised her head, listened to her ears, and quieted around the pet shop, except for the meowing puppies of puppies and puppies from downstairs, and Richard's howling noise .

π flinched back to the sofa, sitting on the **** for a little while, as if ready to escape at any time.

It lowered the book again and looked at the screen of the laptop with wide eyes, and a look of confusion appeared gradually.

bad!

Zhang Zi'an suddenly remembered that he didn't understand Chinese. His computer was a Chinese operating system, and it was different from the library system.

Would you like to go in and help it?

He hesitated.

"Squeak!"

π blinked his eyes ~ www.readwn.com ~ Opened the unnamed book, flipped pages, as if looking for something.

After a while, it stopped, stretched out its finger and pressed it somewhere on the page, staring intently, and the finger was slowly moving with the line of sight, just like a human being learns how to use an electrical appliance through a reference book same.

Maybe it's Zhu Zhechi, and Zhang Zi'an also wants to scratch his head and cheeks, and more and more wants to know what exactly is written in that book.

π studied it carefully for a few minutes, flipped to another page and continued to study, then closed the book, the little pink face, the confusion had disappeared, and only joy and eagerness remained.

It uses the right hand to hold down the mouse to launch a browser closed by Zhang Zi'an.

Zhang Zi'an set the browser's homepage as a search engine, π stared at the flashing cursor in the search bar, and gently placed ten fingers on the keyboard.

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