Pet King

Wang Qian and Li Kun are students of Binhai University and are currently in their junior year.

The parents of the two are also very familiar. They almost married with their fingers on their stomachs. They even got their names up, one "doing" and one "kun." The two grew up together. They went to elementary school, junior high school, and high school together. Later, they were admitted to Binhai University. They studied the same specialty and were assigned to the same dormitory. They can be said to be good friends and a quilt.

Well, I know that I ’ve been to college. I ’ve been through my freshman and sophomore, and I have been relaxed since my junior year. The two of them are studying liberal arts, so I do n’t need to do experiments, so it ’s easier and I ’m online. Chat and water, or hack with classmates.

二 The two of them, known as the water king and water sage of Wanghaige Forum, started irrigation from high school and continued to university. Wang Qian registered for five years and posted 76 thousand posts. Of course, his good friend Li Kun also registered for five years. The registration date is the same. He posted 81,000 posts.

The main battlefield of Wang Qian and Li Kun is the water area. Basically, they can leave their footprints in every post. From the latest election in the US election to the tourist trap in Sri Lanka, whether they know it or not, whether they have been there or not, they Always find the right cutting angle to blend in. If no one cares about them, once someone cites their posts and issues an objection, they will use one after another to keep them down.

Student dormitory is definitely not allowed to keep pets, otherwise the hostess will start the violent and invincible AOE mode. Wang Qian and Li Kun also do not have pets, but they have a Chinese idyllic cat and a Pekingese dog at home, so they sometimes visit the pet area of ​​Wanghaige-it should be said that there is no section in the forum for them Don't visit.

大 Everything that happened on the forum, gossip and gossip, they knew everything. The Internet scolding caused by the ID "Qiqi" continued to heat up, Wang Qian and Li Kun also participated in it-it is not appropriate to say this, it should be said to be "like playing chicken blood and helping the flames" ". However, their attitude was at the side of the stars at first because there was no solid evidence for the questions raised by Qiqi at the beginning.

"Qiqi" mentioned in the main post that the registration times of those IDs are similar, and they always appear in the same type of posts, so they are sailors. Now Wang Qian and Li Kun are not convinced.

Why? The registration time of our two IDs is exactly the same, and the reply habit is the same.

The stubborn man hanged himself to the sky, if he did not die for thousands of years, he would do nothing if he refused to accept it!

The two are very famous in the forum. Although they only brag and fart, they also have hundreds of followers. The two of them took the lead in opposition, and their followers followed. It can be said that before the starry water army appeared in the post, it was the two of them trying to turn the tide against "Qi Qi" and determined that "Qi Qi" was the sailing army of what strange pet shop.

However, on Saturday evening, the plot reversed and the face plot appeared. "Qiqi" took out the decisive evidence and announced the IP addresses and real addresses corresponding to those Navy IDs.

The two were silent, their followers were silent, and dozens of people cancelled their attention.

The two of them pretended to be the justice messengers of the forum. Wouldn't it be helpless if they continued to support the stars?

Close the webpage, they start 撸 撸 撸 撸 打 打 盘, played a game, but always calm down.

Wang Qian made a wink, Li Kun knew, and the two left before and after and went to smoke in the corridor.

King Wang lighted up the cigarette and helped Li Kun light it up. Li Kun took a deep breath and suffocated for half a minute in his lungs, exhaling a long white gas.

"Lying down! Exhaling like an arrow!" Li Kun cried in surprise, "Did I succeed?"

Wang Wanggan was choked and coughed, "Fart! You read more of Xiuxian's novels!"

当然 Li Kun, of course, did not repair the immortal. He just wanted to activate the atmosphere. Now that his purpose has been achieved, he no longer intentionally commits two crimes.

"What's wrong?" He asked. As a base friend of the base friends, there is no need to complete the words, Li Kun even feels that there is no need to talk between the two of them in a few years.

"Go and see tomorrow." Wang said simply.

"OK." Li Kun said, "Tomorrow and Sunday, there is no class."

"It's as if you will go to class when there is a class ..."

Such a pleasant and brief conversation has been going on between the two of them for many years and will continue.

Uh ...

The next morning (for college students, "morning" is defined as 11 am), they first went to the cafeteria to eat "breakfast" as the first wave of noon. Yuan pet shop.

ID Qiqi praised the pets in Qiyuan Pet Store to the sky, saying that the pets in that store were particularly good, obedient and obedient. The two scoffed at this rhetoric. Really think that no one else has a pet?

The same pet ~ www.readwn.com ~ Where can they be different from each other? What kind of good can you do, but you can't do it?

Obedience is even more nonsense. It is true that dogs can be obedient after training. Cats are always mavericks—the sky is the boss and the cat is the second child. Cats do n’t listen to anyone, and cats are obedient.

The two of them were unwilling to admit defeat, so they decided to take a different approach: the sailors with IDs that are starry are not fake, so if we can prove that "Qiqi" is the sailor of Qiyuan pet shop, can they be tied , Save face?

I really wit!

Which act is such a clever behavior that does not let everyone know?

When walking near Qiyuan Pet Store, Wang Qian sent a post in the forum with his mobile phone: "Live Post: Take the Dead to Reveal the Truth of Qiyuan Pet Store! ", And it was sent to their base camp-the irrigation district!

"Why is the 90-year-old cat naked on the street?

Why do hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night?

为何 Why do pet food dogs repeatedly get black hands?

Why is the aquarium heating rod stolen frequently?

The serial QJ sow case, who did it?

The cage of the old parrot was knocked on every night. Is it a man or a ghost?

What hides behind the accidental death of hundreds of bitches?

的 Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Is it a sexual outbreak or a helpless thirst?

Welcome to the legendary-Qiyuan Pet Store! "

Such a gimmicky title and content immediately detonated the entire irrigation area!

Of course, if they didn't play that game last night, 赶, but rushed immediately-come over before Fina appeared, they may succeed.

In the words of foreign friends, the two of them appeared at the wrong place at the wrong time.